Chapter 222: Life Coach
Wu Yunzhao yawned, rubbed his eyes, was a little impatient, and said in a rough voice: "Little snake cub, hurry up and open the door for the old lady, I'll check the three numbers, if you don't open it, I'll kick it." One, uh"
The word "two" just opened a sound, and suddenly felt that the door panel moved, Wu Yunzhao fell in, deliberately "oops", and was about to fall to the ground for a moment, his arm reversed to support the ground, his body spun in the air, jumped to the side and stood firm, exhaled, crossed his hands on his waist, and looked at A Snake.
Ah Snake frowned his face and said in his heart: "End, the sin is one more degree!" With a grin, he shook his arm, put the quilt on his back and squatted down.
There are rules on the road, no noise or noise, and life is spared.
Wu Yunzhao wanted to deliberately scare A Snake, but when he saw his trembling appearance, he was amused, and he couldn't bear it, so he walked to A Snake and ripped off his big quilt.
A snake grimaced.
Wu Yunzhao smiled and asked, "Did you hear the words outside?" ”
Snake nodded, then shook his head again.
Wu Yunzhao smiled: "Silly boy! He shook the quilt and asked, "Do you want to wrap it?" ”
A snake said: "Yes." Stretched out his hand and snatched the quilt, wrapped himself in it, only revealing his head, and begged: "Big boss, my mouth is very strict, I don't say half a word, you start lightly." "Close your eyes and wait for the fight.
Wu Yunzhao smiled "poof", held his stomach, and said, "What do you want?" You want me to beat you. ”
A snake flattened his mouth and said, "It's best not to fight!" Blinking with wide eyes.
Wu Yunzhao sat at the table, picked up the fire knife and flint on the table, clicked twice, lit the candle, and said, "Go and close the door, I have something to tell you." "I poured a cup of herbal tea and heated it.
A snake nodded, took a step, and suddenly realized that he couldn't walk, and it turned out that the quilt was tripping his feet. Smiling at Wu Yunzhao, Ah Snake hurriedly took off the quilt, piled it aside, ran to the door in two steps and closed the door, and came back in one step, and said respectfully: "Big boss, close it." ”
Wu Yunzhao nodded his chin and asked Ah Snake to sit down.
A snake said: "Yes" sat opposite Wu Yunzhao.
Wu Yunzhao pushed the hot second cup of tea to Ah Snake and said: "Don't be afraid, just hear it, it's not a big deal, I'm not planning to do it for a day or two, and the second master also knows, I will tell the brothers and sisters in the village in the future, it's good to know in advance." ”
Ah Shewu was not at ease, and asked in a low voice, "Is it really okay?" I know the rules. ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "If I say it's okay, it's okay, isn't it just a rebellion?" The world is so big, and there are many rebels, and I'm not the only one. But anyone who opens a mountain and sets up a cabinet and opposes the government is called a rebellion, and you have already been on the thief ship, so you don't have to worry about sitting for a while. Be a thief in peace. ”
When Snake heard this for the first time, his eyes widened in shock.
Wu Yunzhao glanced at it and smiled: "You, grow your heart." What do you think, what are we? This time, I understand why your brother is trying to control you and keep you from getting into the habit of being a bandit. Is he paving the way for you to quit in the future? Little without conscience. ”
Ah Snake felt a little guilty and muttered: "He didn't explain it to me, how can I understand?" ”
Wu Yunzhao asked, "Got it this time?" ”
Ah Snake nodded, and then said softly: "But the big boss, I heard something terrible, what should I do?" "It still refers to the fact that Wu Yunzhao wants to be the emperor.
Wu Yunzhao translated
rolled his eyes and said, "It's really stupid, if my sister becomes the emperor, can you still be a serious official?" At worst, it's a little general. The livelihood of the glorious ancestors. ”
Ah Snake rolled his eyes, nodded slowly, and said with a smile: "Yes, why didn't I think of it." The whole world is in charge, who cares who rebels or not. He giggled and scratched the back of his head.
Wu Yunzhao took a sip of tea and continued, "However, having said that, Ah Snake, you also have to plan for yourself. Do you really want to be a general and eat in the barracks? Also, sister, I may not be able to succeed, if it doesn't work, if you follow me, then you will really become a complete thief, a criminal who can't be washed away. ”
Snake shook his head and said, "I don't know." "I was afraid.
Wu Yunzhao comforted: "Don't be afraid, my sister asked you, have you thought about what you want to do in the future?" "I want to take this opportunity to teach and teach Snake again, so that he can plan and plan his life.
A snake nodded and said, "I've thought about it, I want to be a hero!" "When he was in the carriage, he gave the same answer as Aaron. So far, that's what Snake's ideal is.
Wu Yunzhao knocked on the table and said, "Hero! Well, yes, you have a good foundation and talent, and your kung fu is definitely not bad, so that's half it. ”
Ah Snake asked, "Martial arts is half?" What is the other half? ”
Wu Yunzhao said: "Character." "Move your fingers and ask the snake to drink tea.
Ah Snake had palpitations, and he didn't dare to disobey, so he drank tea obediently, and there was no sound.
Wu Yunzhao smiled: "I'm not a tigress, what else can I eat you." Ah Snake, what did you hear just now besides hearing that my sister was going to be the emperor? Phantom Moon Academy