Chapter 83: Qiao Shiwang is expelled
"Did you hate me at first?"
Su Yiyan asked him.
The man's footsteps paused slightly, and he shook his head: "No, Cong Cong showed me your photo, and I thought this woman was very good, and I couldn't wait to see the real person." ”
"Bai Xue looks the same as me, why don't you think she looks good?"
Su Yiyan has been pressing this question in his heart for a long time.
Now I finally muster up the courage to ask.
"Snow?"
Fu Shao thought of that woman and frowned: "How can she compare with you, this seat has never seen a woman more disgusting than her, forcing this seat to take action and destroy her contrived face." Su Yiyan was speechless.
"Oh yes, why does Bai Xue call you Uncle Fu?"
"Maybe she thinks she's young and thinks she's older?"
Fu Shao analyzed very seriously.
Su Yiyan couldn't help laughing: "Then Fu Shao, you are not old, you are only in your twenties, then I can't call you Uncle Fu, why is she called?" ”
"That's why she's contrived."
Fu Shao complained: "I've never seen her so pretentious woman in this seat." ”
"Okay."
Su Yiyan paused for a few seconds, and suddenly shouted in Fu Shao's ear: "Uncle Fu." ”
Someone: "......"
"Uncle Fu."
Su Yiyan had a mischievous smile on his face, and shouted over and over again: "Uncle Fu, Uncle Fu, Uncle Fu, do you think it's very pretentious?" ”
"Nope."
Fu Shao still answered seriously.
Su Yiyan saw him grinning from the side, and couldn't help laughing: "I know, your so-called pretentiousness is actually looking at people." ”
"Uh-huh!"
Pay less noncommittally.
"I feel sweet when I shout, don't let you shout, you feel unbearable, don't you?"
Su Yiyan reached out to pinch his ear, very seriously: "Even if you can't bear it in the future, don't hurt people easily." ”
"It's clearly you who hurt people."
Fu Shao emphasized very seriously, and she was so bold that she dared to pinch his ears.
"That's right."
Su Yiyan was like a curious baby: "You were lying down last night, did you want to kill me?" ”
Someone: "......"
"Say, why do you want to kill me?"
Su Yiyan twisted Fu Shao's ears, his hand strength was not small, and someone's ears were red.
"Hmmm......"
Fu Shao racked his brains, but still didn't come up with a reasonable excuse.
"Don't think about it, hurry up."
Su Yiyan was very serious.
Fu Shao was very helpless: "I watched that video and felt that keeping you as a woman would be a scourge and would make me lose my dignity."
So at that moment, I wanted to make you disappear. ”
"Oh......"
Su Yiyan shouted: "So you just want to kill me, don't you?" ”
Fu Shao's heart is bitter.
Now I finally understand what it means to be self-inflicted.
"This seat is just thinking about it, and I didn't act on it."
Fu Shao opened his mouth to explain.
Su Yiyan didn't listen: "What does it mean that you didn't take action, it's clear that your body can't move, so you didn't kill me."
It's the same now, even if you can't kill me, just obey me. ”
Su Yiyan's small mouth was pulling, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became.
Fu Shao suddenly threw the things in his hand to the ground, and then dragged Su Yiyan behind him to him, lowered his head, and sealed her endless little mouth.
"Hmm......"
Su Yiyan's beautiful eyes widened, and she looked at the man in front of her in disbelief.
The slippery breath swept in, domineeringly plundering all the sweetness of women, which was what Fu Shao had wanted to do for a long time.
"I admit that I didn't accept you at first.
After all, few men will admit that they have such a side that can make a woman act so recklessly.
But now, I just want to spoil you and spoil you to lawlessness. ”
It's so domineering.
Su Yiyan was tightly hugged by Fu Shao, his nose was sour, and his eyes were red.
"Okay."
Su Yiyan took a deep breath: "Then I won't talk about the things you want to kill me, in short, you will spoil me in the future."
Whatever I tell you to do, you will do it, and you will not go west, nor will you be allowed to murder me, nor will you be allowed to stare at me. ”
Su Yiyan began to be arrogant again.
The man is so helpless.
I knew that this would be the end, what should he do if he was still willing?
"Good!"
The man squatted down and let Su Yiyan lie on his back, and continued to go down the mountain with her on his back.
"If you are tired, this seat will carry you, if you are not happy, this seat will coax you, if you are bullied, this seat will stand up for you."
"That's what you said."
Su Yiyan smiled from ear to ear: "Then what if I am bullied by you?" ”
"Hmmm......"
Fu Shao thought about it seriously: "If this seat will bully you, then this seat will definitely not let himself go." ”
"Then you will be a wooden man, and I will abuse you as you like."
Su Yiyan added.
Fu Qingchen suddenly understood why he would remain motionless when he had murderous intent towards Su Yiyan.
I don't know where he made this oath.
"Say, yes."
Su Yiyan twisted his ears again, and suddenly found that the man's ears were very funny, and they were red when he touched them, which made people want to bite.
Su Yiyan really leaned over and gnawed on the man's earlobe.
"Whew......"
The man exclaimed, his body trembling.
"Did I bite you?"
Su Yiyan looked innocent: "No, I obviously didn't use much force." ”
"You woman."
The man's heart was broken, and he gritted his teeth: "It's okay." ”
It's really okay, it's just that there is an unstoppable fire that is burning in his dantian, and there is a momentum to break through the dantian and burn him down.
"Your ears are playful."
Su Yiyan's slender fingers were playing with the man's sensitive earlobe.
"I seem to touch and pinch it, and your body shakes and shakes, is it so sensitive?"
Men are going to be broken by her, this woman is simply a little devil sent by heaven to punish him, it is simply unbearable.
"Don't make a fuss."
The man spoke.
Su Yiyan giggled: "I'm not making trouble, I'm just playing with your ears, Fu Shao, your ears are so fun." ”
Fu Shao said, there is a place that is more fun, do you want to try it?
You can't say that.
Fu Shao was very conservative, so he could only speak: "You are a woman, you have to be reserved, you can't tease men like this." ”
Su Yiyan disagreed at all: "Fu Shao, your era is different from now, women in this era pay attention to being a good wife on the outside and a beautiful woman on the inside."
Do you know what a nude woman is? You have to be able to flirt with men and make men want to stop. ”
Fu Shao said that such a Su Yiyan is really ...... It was very overwhelming for him.
"Woman, if you play like this again, it's hard for me to guarantee that I won't eat you in this wilderness, and you will eat it clean."
Threats, intimidation.
Su Yiyan didn't believe it: "You won't, because as long as you move the killing intent, you will be stiff and unable to move, so I'm not afraid." ”
"Really?"
Fu Shao threw the things in his hand, dragged Su Yiyan off his back, and hugged him into his arms.
"I'm afraid you've misunderstood what it means to eat."
The man's eyes were dyed with raging fire, and he almost burned Su Yiyan with his pupils.
"Ahem......"
Su Yiyan was stunned all of a sudden: "What, Fu Shao, I'm just joking, just kidding, you didn't take it to heart?" ”
"Huh!"
Fu Shao said that he really took it to heart.
"Begging for mercy?"
"It's ...... late"
The man was walking to the side of the road, and the side of the road was a dense forest.
Su Yiyan's heart was tightening, and he was secretly annoyed that he was so embarrassed and played with fire.
"Fu Shao, listen to me, there is a kind of thing called a monitoring probe in this era, don't look at no one in this dense forest, maybe there is a monitoring probe staring at us."
Su Yiyan turned on the flickering mode.
The surrounding area is a barren and inhabited dense forest, and it is not a tourist attraction, so it is strange that there will be any monitoring probes.
But Fu Shao doesn't know.
He understands the monitoring probe, and he has seen it at the engagement reception with Cheng Yaru before.
Fu Shao's footsteps paused.
Su Yiyan was overjoyed in his heart, and continued to flicker hard: "So we can't be here, even if we want to, then we have to go home, right?" ”
"Yes!"
Fu Shaoyi picked up Su Yiyan and ran wildly.
"Ahh
Su Yiyan was anxious: "I haven't taken the things you threw away just now." ”
"If you take it, you won't be able to hold you, so I won't take it."
Fu Shaohou was very anxious, and the ghost could take care of taking things.
The original half-hour descent journey was cut by half by Fu Shao.
Su Yiyan was stuffed into the passenger seat by him, and his seat belt was buckled, as if he was afraid that Su Yiyan would run away.
"Pay less ......"
Su Yiyan spoke weakly, and Fu Shao glared coldly: "Don't regret it." ”
"I don't want to go back."
Su Yiyan's eyes were hidden in the evil of the little devil, and his face was innocent: "I don't know your era, do you know that women have a special period, called the eldest aunt, also called Kwai Shui." At this moment, it was as if a few Tiangang thunderbolts had slashed down, making Fu Shaolei worse than dead.
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
Fu Shao was angry.
What man can endure this kind of thing?
"I ...... I don't know. ”
Su Yiyan said weakly: "Maybe you ran too fast and too bumpy just now, so now my lower abdomen is a little painful, this is the feeling of coming to Kwai Shui." ”
"So it's caused by this seat running too fast?"
Someone is going to vomit blood.
I knew I wouldn't have run so fast, I'm going to die, I'm going to die......
"Not really."
Su Yiyan shook his head: "Kwai Shui is coming, and it will always come, but Fu Shao ran fast just now, and it hurts a little." ”
Actually, it's not a little painful, it's very painful.
"So what now?"
Fu Shao had never experienced these things, and his face was capitalized.
"Go home."
Su Yiyan sat back, her little face full of pain: "Stop the car on the road and buy me a sanitary napkin." ”
"It hurts?"
Fu Qingchen didn't have the heart to get angry, and hurriedly started the car: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't have run so hurriedly just now." ”
"That's it."
Su Yiyan was originally very uncomfortable, and when he heard this, he smiled: "Let you be anxious, now the bamboo basket is empty, and you are not allowed to be in a hurry in the future." "Fu Shao is very congested.
"Will you buy it for me in a moment, or shall I go to the store and buy it myself?"
On the way, Su Yiyan asked.
Fu Shaoyi was stunned: "Do you want to buy sanitary napkins?" Just sanitary napkins? ”
"yes."
Su Yiyan nodded, and Fu Shao: "You sit down, I'll buy it." ”
"Thank you."
Su Yiyan was so moved.
I've seen a post before, saying that the man who is willing to buy you sanitary napkins will get married.
At that time, she was still thinking that she might not be able to find it in this life, but she didn't expect Fu Shao to think about it, so she said that she would buy it for her.
The car slowly stopped on the side of the road.
Fu Shao got out of the car to buy sanitary napkins, and Su Yiyan's voice came slowly: "Just take a pack." ”
"Okay."
Someone who thinks it's easy doesn't just buy a pack.
"Get a pack of sanitary napkins."
Entering the door, Fu Shao said to the proprietress with a word.
Oh wow!
Such a handsome man came to buy sanitary napkins for his girlfriend.
The proprietress was full of envy and asked him, "What brand do you want?" ”
Pay less???
The proprietress asked, "I don't know what brand?" ”
"Whatever."
Fu Shao's face was pale: "Just take a pack to me." ”
"A pack?"
The proprietress was stunned: "Is it for night or day, with wings or without wings?" ”
Pay less???
The woman said a casual pack, what kind of casualness is this?
"In this way, I recommend the usual ones I use to you."
The proprietress went to pick it up herself, took the bag and handed it to Fu Shao with a combination bag day and night: "Twenty-eight." ”