92. Wen Cai presses two immortals

Luo Kang and Zhuge Yun lifted Chen Zhiyu aside and sighed, only then did they feel a little relieved.

"I'm not dead, I'm still angry!" Zhuge Yun said.

"I was scared to death, I thought he was finished!" After Luo Kang knew that Chen Zhiyu was not dead, he joked inappropriately.

Lin Zi said: "Don't make any noise! It's time to watch the gods fight! ”

I saw Chen Tuan and Lu Dongbin looking at each other and smiling, and then sat on the ground.

"How are you going to play?" Chen Jun asked.

"How about we play with couplets?" Lu Dongbin said.

Chen Tuan was overjoyed and said, "Okay! Please ask! ”

Lu Dongbin thought for a moment, and then said: "Staying in the guest house, guarding the cold window and being lonely. ”

Lin Zi listened to Lu Dongbin's uplink, and whispered to Luo Kang, Zhuge Yun, and Bai Zhenting: "The eleven words of the upper link, all the radicals are the same, and the next link must also be neat in this way, and it seems that Lu Dongbin is bound to get such a difficult topic!" ”

I saw Chen Tuan thinking for a moment, and said: "Lost and far away, the way to retreat is free." ”

"I didn't expect Brother Tu Nan to sleep for so long, and his reaction is still very fast! This link is barely reasonable, please ask the question! Lu Dongbin said.

Chen Tuan smiled slightly, and said: "Hold the jade treasure and give it to Huainan." ”

Lin Zi was amazed when she heard the clapping, and she explained to the three boys with a question mark: "Liu An, the grandson of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, is the king of Huainan, a good way of immortals, and the author of "Huainanzi" is a Taoist classic. Legend has it that Liu An ascended in order to avoid disasters, and his chickens and dogs ascended to heaven together, which is the origin of 'one person attains the Tao, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven'. And Liu An was named Tai Chi Zhenren after ascending to heaven, and the first Tai Chi Zhenren was called the Central Jade Treasure Yuanling Elder, Chen Tuo's Shanglian can be called absolute! ”

Although Lin Zi's explanation was very detailed, Luo Kang, Zhuge Yun and Bai Zhenting still couldn't understand it, but compared to Lu Dongbin's current situation, it was still much better.

I saw that Lu Dongbin was at a loss, bowing his head and speechless.

Suddenly, Lu Dongbin saw the sword on his waist, and immediately laughed, he said: "Master pure yang and pick up the void." ”

Chen Jian couldn't stop laughing after hearing this, he said: "Brother Dongbin, it's hard for you, this time you are right, please continue to ask questions." ”

"Scholar Lin, why did you come up right?" Luo Kang asked Lin Zi.

Lin Ziyan said: "Lu Dongbin is called Pure Yangzi, and his sword is the famous Pure Yang Sword. Before Chen Jun's death, Tang Xizong had given him the title of 'Qingxu Priest', although this link is a bit far-fetched, but it is still neat. ”

When Chen Jian heard Lin Zi's comment, he made sense of every word, so he turned back to her and said, "This female classmate, do you want to have fun together?"

"Hey! Feed! Today is a fight between you and me, what's the matter with you calling her? Lu Dongbin said to Chen Jun.

"You don't want to underestimate this little girl, let's let her make a link, who comes out first between you and me, even if whoever wins?" Chen Jun said.

Lu Dongbin had no choice but to nod in agreement.

Lin Zi stepped forward and thought as she walked in front of the burning True Martial Palace, and after a while, she came out with this link:

The name is eight formations, and Wolong Town is in all directions.

Chen Jian and Lu Dongbin were overjoyed, they didn't expect a mortal woman to be so absolute.

Half an hour later, Chen Yan said: "I can't do it anymore, it's too difficult to connect with me, I give up!" ”

Lu Dongbin said: "If you give up, I won?"

"Can you make a face, our thousands of years of cultivation made a little girl in her early twenties ask and stop, are you embarrassed to win?"

After Chen Shu finished speaking, the two gods laughed.

"The girl is very knowledgeable! We're ashamed of ourselves! Chen Tuan and Lu Dongbin got up and surrendered to Lin Zi.

Lin Zi was a little overwhelmed when she saw these two immortals saluting her, and she hurriedly said: "The little girl is just a fluke, it's really embarrassing to give two big gifts!" ”

"The competition is over, are you having fun?" Chen Shu asked Lu Dongbin.

"I can't talk about it, but my wish has been fulfilled, and there are still people outside the yang world, let alone the Three Realms?" Lu Dongbin said with satisfaction.

Then, he took out a piece of yellow paper from his body and handed it to Lin Zi and said, "This is the Tongtian Talisman, give it to Bi Fang, and it can return to Heavenly Court." ”

"Thank you, Lu Xianzu!" Lin Zi, Luo Kang, Zhuge Yun, and Bai Zhenting knelt down and kowtowed together.

After Lu Dongbin and Zhang Chong said goodbye to everyone, they stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and took off, and Chen Shu turned to everyone and said: "Today, Dongbin forcibly forced my soul out of my body, and from now on I can no longer sleep as before, I hope you can keep your mouth shut about this matter, otherwise Emperor Donghua will invite me to report to Abbot Island." ”

Luo Kang asked: "Senior Chen, if you fly back from the ascension, what will happen to Chen Zhiyu?" ”

"He's going to be in a vegetative state!" Chen said with a yawn.

Luo Kang immediately knelt down when he heard this: "Senior Chen, Chen Zhiyu lost his father when he was young, he was lonely, and he worked outside to make a living, it is really pitiful, please be sure to protect him from dying prematurely!" ”

Chen Jian stretched out his hand to help Luo Kang up, and then said: "Don't worry, Chen Zhiyu's body is still very comfortable, and I plan to sleep in his body for one hundred and eighty years, okay, I'm sleepy, I'm going back to sleep." ”

"Senior, please stay, what do you think of this True Martial Palace?" Lin Zi hurriedly asked.

"You guys just go down the mountain now, there will be no trouble!" Chen Shu's words stopped, and he got into Chen Zhiyu's body.

Chen Zhiyu gradually woke up on Luo Kang's shoulder, and he said, "Am I dead? ”

"Live well! The old fairy said you can live for another hundred and eighty years! Luo Kang said as he descended the mountain.

Chen Zhiyu said: "In this case, boss, you can pay a little more for me in my pension and provident fund!" ”

"Are you in good spirits? Come down and go on your own! Luo Kang said.

"All right, profiteers! As soon as the money is mentioned, he turns his face. Chen Zhiyu said jokingly.

As soon as the five people arrived at the foot of the mountain, more than a dozen fire trucks galloped in, because there was only one way up the mountain, and nearly 100 firefighters could only carry dozens of pounds of equipment on their backs and go up the mountain on foot to extinguish the fire.

"Hurry, hurry! Zhenwu Hall is a key cultural relics protection unit, everyone must control the fire as soon as possible! ”

In the panic, no one noticed them, and after returning to the homestay, Chen Zhiyu, who felt that he had survived the catastrophe, stuffed the sea again.

"You eat slowly, no one will rob you! Don't choke! Zhuge Yun reminded him.

Bai Zhenting got up and said to everyone: "I caused such a disaster today, thanks to all of you sacrificing your lives to save me, I Bai Zhenting has nothing to repay, if you need me in the future, just ask!" ”

Luo Kang said: "Brother Bai, you are polite, but my intuition tells me that today's matter is not as simple as what we have seen. ”

"Why did Brother Luo say that?" Bai Zhenting asked.

Luo Kang said: "From the time you met Ghost and Bi Fang, to Lin Zi and they met Ziyang Zhenren, and then to Lu Dongbin and Chen Jun, all kinds of things seem to be coincidences, but if they are put together, they all look like they have been carefully arranged by someone." ”

When everyone heard Luo Kang say this, they all thought back to what happened to them tonight, and they really felt the same way.

After a moment of silence, Lin Zi said to Luo Kang: "Keep this matter for later!" Let's go and release Bi Fang now! ”

"Yes, yes! If you don't say it, I'll forget! Luo Kang said.

So, the five of them came to the woods behind the B&B together, and after checking that there was no one around, Luo Kang unfolded the formation and released the Bifang Divine Bird.

"Don't move! Be careful I hit you! When Luo Kang saw that Bi Fang, who had regained his freedom, was about to set fire to it, he threatened it with words.

"This is the "Heavenly Rune" left by the immortals, you can return to Heaven with it!" Lin Zi said to Bi Fang.

Seeing this, Bi Fang was overjoyed, and said, "With this item, I can return to the True Martial Emperor, thank you!" ”

With that, it took the talisman in its mouth, flapped its wings and took off, heading straight for the northern sky.

Luo Kang said: "This matter is over, let's go back to sleep!" I'll be back to Tianjin early tomorrow morning! ”

At this time, in the dark corner deep in the forest, the old man who played the role of the Emperor Zhenwu was secretly observing everything that had just happened, and when he saw Bi Fang flying away, he smiled slightly, and then turned into a worm and fled away.