Chapter 491: Beauty Farts

The next day, the bustard's mother in Piaoxiang Courtyard remembered how to persuade Wu Yunzhao to be admitted to the hospital, and she slept unsteadily, got up early, and came to the firewood room.

Ah Da and the other four kept watch all night, and their eyes were bloodshot, which showed that they were conscientious.

When they saw their mother coming, they bowed their hands.

Ah Da said softly: "Mom, there is no movement inside, the girl probably hasn't woken up, do you want to go in and see now or wait a little longer?" ”

The bustard's mother said strangely: "Can she sleep? ”

Ah Da couldn't laugh and cry, and said, "If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it." ”

Ah Er also said: "I slept soundly." We could hear the whirring inside when we stood outside. As he spoke, he yawned, and was very sleepy.

Ah San and Ah Si nodded their heads.

In the past, it was not that they had not done anything to force good people to be prostitutes, but all the girls who were robbed were not crying for innocence, calling their fathers and calling their mothers, like Wu Yunzhao, they were at ease, and the woman who comfortably lived in the firewood room as an inn was the first time they had met her, I don't know if I should admire Wu Yunzhao's courage and understanding, be calm or reflect on my loneliness, I know too few people.

When the bustard mother heard them say this, her heart was even more strange, her eyes moved, and she waved her hand, asking Ah Da to open the door, she had to take a good look at this strange woman.

The firewood room was a mess.

The bustard mother saw a twisted quilt on the straw pile. At one end of the curl, a few strands of jet-black hair were scattered outside.

She approached lightly, listened attentively, and sure enough, she heard the sound of low breathing, which was smooth and even, and said in her heart, "I really slept well enough." But in my heart it was like fifteen buckets hanging, seven up and eight down.

The bustard's mother admits that she has read countless people, and she is familiar with the way of knowing people, but in the face of Wu Yunzhao, she really can't see clearly, can't understand, and can't resist.

After staring at the slightly undulating quilt for a long time, the bustard mother didn't see the reason, silently withdrew from the firewood room, and ordered, "Remember to prepare breakfast." "I went back to the front again. Last night, Wu Yunzhao shouted hunger in both voices, which shocked her deeply, but she didn't dare to starve the stomach of the ancestor inside.

The bustard's mother cherishes Wu Yunzhao's beauty and firmly believes that as long as she can be pulled into the Piaoxiang Courtyard, she will definitely become a cash cow. Beauty is hard to find, so even if the bustard's mother has seen Wu Yunzhao's "hooligan" side and Wu Yunzhao's eccentricity, she is still reluctant to give her up.

Taking a step back, what she did was to see no one and violate the royal law, even if she couldn't leave people behind in the end, in order to protect herself, she could only choose to deal with people cleanly, and it was impossible for her to see the light of day again.

An hour later, the bustard mother came to the firewood house again.

Wu Yunzhao still slept soundly.

The bustard's mother went away in disappointment.

Another hour passed, and the sun was three poles.

The bustard's mother came to the firewood house again.

Wu Yunzhao still showed no signs of waking up.

The bustard's mother was dissatisfied, but seeing that Wu Yunzhao was so stable, not noisy or noisy, she had the idea that she might voluntarily stay, so she didn't dare to force it, but was happy, and in desperation, she told Ah Da to take good care of it, leave again, and go to the front to train the girl.

The bustard's mother's attention to Wu Yunzhao is on the surface, even she swallows her anger, Ah Da and the others, as servants, listen to the string songs, know the elegance, naturally do not dare to be rude to Wu Yunzhao, and have a respect in their hearts.

They have been in Piaoxiang Courtyard for a while, and they have seen quite a few girls. is as beautiful as Wu Yunzhao, but it is the first time I have seen it. With their vision, as long as Wu Yunzhao is willing to be listed in Piaoxiang Courtyard, he will definitely be able to become an Oiran in less than a month.

Oiran was despised outside, but in the Floating Incense Temple, he was a superior person, and he was definitely not something that a servant could afford to mess with. The bustard's mother relied on the Oiran to make money, and in order to make her happy, it was nothing to kill a few servants.

In order to have a better time in the future, they didn't dare to offend Wu Yunzhao.

Soon, it was noon, and the sun was overhead.

Wu Yunzhao finally slept enough and got out of the quilt.

She had been busy with embroidery a few days ago, relying on the system, and using extraordinary means to force herself not to rest. This time, she was trapped here and couldn't continue to work day and night, so she simply took this opportunity to rest enough, recuperate her spirits, and "fight" for the next day.

Scratching his tangled and messy hair, Wu Yunzhao noticed that his sleeping place was extremely dirty, with a flat mouth and a tightly knit brow.

The more she scratched, the more itchy, not only on her scalp but also on her body, and she secretly screamed: "Oops, most of them are infected with fleas and lice." Twisting his shoulders, he jumped up and jumped in place.

After only two jumps, the people outside the door were attracted by her movements.

Ah Da, Ah Er, Ah San, and Ah Si looked at Wu Yunzhao's strange appearance and were shocked again. They were accustomed to seeing the girls in the courtyard with fancy flowers and exquisite makeup, and suddenly saw that Wu Yunzhao had just gotten up, and his rude appearance that had not yet been groomed was unacceptable for a while, and they all thought: "This girl is too sloppy, can anyone want it?" ”

Wu Yunzhao was uncomfortable, no matter what they looked at or thought, his eyes were on the wooden stick in their hands, and he hurriedly said, "Borrow it from me." ”

The four of them looked at each other and retreated, where could they hand over the guys.

Wu Yunzhao hurriedly said: "I don't hit people, I'm itchy, you have fleas here." Borrow it for me, use it for me, and I scratch the back. ”

Ah Dadao: "Oh, girl, it's useless to catch it, you have to take a bath." Bear with me, I'll ask my mother. Turning around and taking a step, he suddenly thought of something, and turned back and instructed: "Girl, don't scratch hard, don't hurt your flesh and skin." "I'm afraid that Wu Yunzhao's rough hands and feet will hurt his appearance and skin.

Wu Yunzhao didn't stop, and casually agreed: "Okay, good, go quickly, go quickly." ”

Ah Er, Ah San, and Ah Si withdrew from the door to guard, and they were afraid of getting fleas and lice, so they couldn't avoid them.

I often hear people say, beautiful

Man is a celestial immortal.

What is a celestial immortal?

Heavenly immortals just don't eat fireworks in the world, which ordinary people can't easily touch, touch, or even see. Therefore, the immortals are held, offered, and flattered. In order to see the fairies smile and get beauties to accompany them, the men spent thousands of dollars, or even lost their lives, at any cost, willingly.

Otherwise, how could someone say "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic." "What?

But this immortal can't go down to earth, can't touch the ground, can't be stained with dust and vulgarity.

Once the immortal rolls into the red dust, gets closer to ordinary people, and learns to eat, drink, and Lazar, no matter how fairy and charming she is in the clouds, she is no longer a fairy, no longer a beauty, and she is not worthy of being held, offered, and flattered.

For example, the big beauty farts in front of people, it stinks, no matter how good her appearance is, from this moment, from the moment people know that she will fart, from the moment people know that her fart is also stinky, the beauty is no longer beautiful.

Ah Da, Ah Er, Ah San, and Ah Si are the guards and thugs in the Piaoxiang Courtyard, helping the bustard's mother to train the girl. When they saw a great beauty like Wu Yunzhao, they couldn't help but have evil thoughts.

However, yesterday I heard Wu Yunzhao's foul language, and today I saw her embarrassed appearance, and the lingering thoughts that these four people had for Wu Yunzhao disappeared. In their eyes, Wu Yunzhao's image of a beauty has been shattered, and it can't arouse their interest.

The man's affection is here.

Once you dislike it, what about the peerless beauty? Throwing away a flawed, undesirable beauty is no different from throwing away a shirt or a shoe.

In the final analysis, in the eyes of these men, beauty is nothing more than an object.

The object is damaged, although it is distressing, but it is not impossible to appreciate it again.

The first one is not good, you can change to the second one. She will not be given up until she learns to fart the second time, and will remain sought after until the day when she is found to fart and her farts stink.

Soon, the bustard mother hurried with Ah Da.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw Wu Yunzhao stretching out her hand with nails and digging it into her clothes, "Oops", she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, and said hurriedly: "Girl, you can't scratch it, how good is it if your skin is broken, come, come, hurry up with your mother to bathe and change clothes." He dragged Wu Yunzhao out of the firewood room and into a room with exquisite decoration and a floating fragrance.

After a while, hot water was served.

The bustard's mother prepared the bath supplies and the meaning of the change of clothes, and arranged for two girls to wait, so that Wu Yunzhao could bathe with peace of mind.

Wu Yunzhao knew that the bustard's mother's kindness was not sincere, but seeing that she was interesting enough, he rarely gave a few smiling faces.

The bustard's mother was overjoyed and arranged meals for Wu Yunzhao.

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