Chapter 65: Fighting Poetry

"What a problem. Li Xianyu asked.

"They developed the game according to the script, and everything was normal, but as the development deepened, Long Aotian got out of control. He fell into a very rhythmic and refreshing virtual world, and he began to lose the difference between reality and virtual world, feeling that the virtual world is the real world, he is the center of the world, the protagonist, and the child of destiny. In other words, it's crazy. ”

"Huh?" Li Xianyu looked confused: "There is still this kind of operation." ”

"Yes, if you want to make an epoch-making realization of the virtual world game, you have to add the phantom array spell, the technology is not enough, and the metaphysics will make it up. Therefore, those who awaken their spiritual power will also get lost in the illusion if they are not careful. The Thunderbolt King nodded: "I can't blame him, Long Aotian, this kid, was mediocre and ordinary before awakening, and he was a relatively autistic otaku." Dealing with the second dimension all day long.,Fantasy has a sister named Kasuga Noqiong.,There's a wife named Yuno.,There's a childhood friend named Mikasa.。 His room is full of two-dimensional figures, and the pillows are all anime periphery. Such people are relatively detached from the real world. ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

I have confirmed my hobbies, but I am not a person all the way.

The Thunderbolt King continued: "The script written by the big boss is particularly sultry, the rhythm is very strong, and the cool points are dense, called "Breaking the Sky". When Long Aotian built the virtual world, he couldn't help but substitute himself into the protagonist, and since then he has been out of control, on the day of the accident, more than a dozen spiritual awakeners have been affected, only a few are determined, forcibly break free from the virtual world, and the others are deeply trapped in it and can't extricate themselves. ”

Li Xianyu: "EMMM"

It turns out that this is the case, so the "girl killer" is trapped in the illusion and can't get out. The fire-breathing baby I saw that day, although the person was rescued, the sequelae of the illusion are still there, after all, it is a phantom array created by the joint efforts of many spiritual power masters of Baoze.

"I told you a long time ago," the door of the ward was pushed open, Thunder Zhan Ji and King Kong came in, the latter cautiously kept a distance from the woman, Thunder Zhan Ji complained: "Long Aotian, that guy is not strong-willed, he always stares at me and drools, he is still a loli control, and he can't hold it when he is tempted." You appointed him as the head of the development team. ”

Li Xianyu looked at them: "Why are you two here?" ”

Thunder Zhan Ji said: "Of course I'm here to find Sanwu, we're going to go to the virtual world together, and by the way, let's try to wake up Long Aotian." ”

"Aren't you afraid of falling into the phantom array? Anyway, how can Sanwu save the girl killer, she doesn't seem to be a spiritual awakener. Li Xianyu said that he didn't understand: "And if the three can't save the girl killer, can they also treat other people?"

King Kong explained: "As the saying goes, the devil is born from the heart, and the essence of the phantom array is to trap people in their own knots and obsessions, but there are two kinds of people who can not be affected by the illusion, one is a monk who sees through the red dust and his heart is like an ancient well, and the other is a person whose heart is clear and unstained. Sanwu is immune to this kind of mental shock, she has a virgin heart. ”

Li Xianyu: "Huh?"

Virgin hearts?

Isn't it true that a virgin has no heart?

Thunder Zhan Ji walked over with a whip leg and said, "It's the heart of a virgin..... Phew, it's a child's heart, bastard. ”

King Kong avoided her long legs and looked disgusted: "Don't touch me, I'm disgusting." ”

The Thunderbolt King looked at King Kong with pity in his eyes, "The girl killer is a spiritual awakener, although he is trapped in the virtual world, he will not lose his mind, so he needs Sanwu to go in and rescue him, and others who have been trapped and can't extricate themselves, Sanwu has no choice, and the bell must be tied to the bell, unless Long Aotian is awakened." ”

Li Xianyu raised his hand: "Dharma King, I will apply to see it." ”

"Okay. After a little hesitation, he agreed.

"But I wanted to eat first, and my stomach was starving. He said again.

"Half an hour at most, go and come back quickly. "The Thunderbolt King waved his hand, he was always very preferential and generous to Li Xianyu, who made the ancestor of the Li family spicy, that big guy Thunderbolt King would not dare to provoke.

Thunder Battle Ji and King Kong felt that Li Xianyu's ability was special, which is why the Thunderbolt King treated him so favorably.

Before going to the revolving restaurant to forage, Li Xianyu went to the toilet first, and only the intensive care ward had an independent toilet, otherwise he would have to go to the end of the corridor to solve his physiological problems.

He met the injured Li Bai at the door of the public toilet, he was wrapped in white yarn, on crutches, he had not taken a bath for three days, his hair was greasy, thanks to Li Xianyu's blood and blood physique, he was transferred out of the intensive care ward.

"What a coincidence, Senior Li Bai. Li Xianyu greeted warmly.

Li Bai snorted.

The two walked into the toilet side by side, and Li Xianyu told him crookedly about his feat of today's maiden battle, saying that thanks to the seniors you taught me the art of exhaling as a sword, otherwise I would have beaten that Mi Guo to death.

Standing side by side in front of the urinal, Li Xianyu took out the faucet, Li Bai glanced at it, and silently moved to the urinal next to him.

After thinking about it and feeling unwilling, Li Bai shouted: "There is a blue sky above your head, and you step on both sides of the Yellow River." ”

Li Xian's fish urine was comfortable, and he was scared coldly.

Neurotic, your sister of the Yellow River, you know that you are on fire.

Li Bai looked at Li Xianyu provocatively, it was a battle post issued by the big guy.

Everyone in a broken company is not normal, and there are always some messy quirks.

Li Xianyu pondered for a moment: "The flying stream went straight down to three thousand feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days." ”

Li Bai was slightly stunned, yes, he was a little weaker in terms of momentum.

O connoisseur!

At this time, he let out a fart.

Li Bai pondered for three seconds, and his tone was sonorous and powerful: "Huanglong came out of the cave and brought rain, and his angry fart erupted and shook the anorectum. ”

Li Xianyu didn't have the slightest idea of farting, he was exhausted for a while, he pondered for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "An iron rod goes up to the nine heavens, sweeping the fairy palace is arrogant, and it can be big and small as it wants, and it wants to compete with the heavenly princess." As soon as the artifact came out of the heavens and the earth, the gods and Buddhas in the sky lowered their eyebrows. Erlai is 48,000 years old, stabbing countless small waists, Guanyin lotus sitting, the queen mother sinks over the waist, Nuwa's small hands are rubbing, and the Xuannu happily takes off her waist. ”

Li Bai's face turned pale, as if he had been struck by lightning.

Lost, lost.

Losing a lot.

Li Xianyu trembled, put the bird into his crotch, looked arrogant, and said: "Forget your clothes, hide your body and your name." ”

Turn around and go.

Take the elevator to the top floor, gobble up a meal, the revolving restaurant is available 24 hours a day, the things are delicious, and the money is not required. Before the appointed time, with a bulging belly, I went downstairs and went straight to the equipment room on the 38th floor.

The elevator door opened, and the blonde Victoria was slim, sexy and charming, and the two collided.

It's a little embarrassing.

According to the style of the Chinese, at this time, it is the preferred practice to be expressionless and not recognizable.

After Victoria was slightly silent, she took the initiative to smile at him, "Come up to eat, how is the injury?"

She spoke in English, speaking quickly, Li Xianyu, who was not an English major, was stunned, barely understood, immediately shook her head, and said in broken English: "It's okay, the injury is healed." ”

Victoria was amazed: "Healing?"

Healing abilities are uncommon and uncommon, so there's nothing to hide, but his healing ability works on outsiders as well, which is not available to normal self-healing abilities.

Li Xianyu said "um", he was not very happy in his heart, and he was beaten for no reason, although in the end he won, and Ryder was pitiful and capsized in the gutter to make him a little person, but after all, he suffered an unwarranted disaster. King Raiden has never said how to help him get justice, and with the urine of our country, from the bureaucrats to the common people, most of them have to sacrifice the interests of small people to maintain the dignity of both sides. Besides, this group of Mi Guokees is here to talk about the offensive and defensive alliance.

Victoria smiled: "Come up and help Ryder pack food, he is too reckless at noon, embarrassed." He will accept the punishment himself, and when he has almost recovered from his injuries, he will apologize to you, and in addition, after discussing with your company, the Superhuman Association will compensate you for 100,000 US dollars in medical expenses, and I will compensate you 100,000 US dollars in my personal fame. ”

Li Xianyu: ⊙0⊙

$200,000?!

There is still such a good thing as being beaten, what kind of law enforcer should I be, and maintain the order of a fart. Boss, do you lack sandbags at home, I'm here to apply.

My milk, our Li family has turned over.

It's a pity that my grandmother is not there, and there is a lack of someone to share the joy.

The company is so good, the King of France is so good, long live the motherland.

Li Xianyu's smile gradually became .gif happy

Victoria smiled and nodded at him, stepped out of the elevator, and made a gesture to invite him into the car.

Li Xianyu stepped into the elevator, the elevator door slowly closed, and he saw Victoria's back entering the revolving restaurant, with a twisted hip.