Chapter 22: Donkey-faced Security
Gangzi was unconvinced and picked up the prescription book, "Stomach deficiency accompanied by abdominal swelling, what should I do!" ”
"Soak Wuqian Tianmu in cold water overnight, take it three times in the morning, noon and evening every other day, no more than 200 ml each time, and it will gradually improve in a week."
Lin Fan blurted out without thinking about it, and Gangzi took the prescription book and carefully checked it several times, and found that what the other party said was not wrong at all, so he was unwilling to rummage through it again.
"Sleepwalking, what to do."
"Choose seven sections of green bamboo, roast the fragrance over a simmer, hang it next to the bed, change it every seven days, and the sleepwalking situation will improve."
"Yin deficiency and qi deficiency, what is the disease? How is it treated? ”
This time, Gangzi didn't say the name of the disease directly, and started a dumb riddle.
In fact, this is already a violation, but Lin Fan is not angry, but full of words: "Yin deficiency is yang disease, which is common in middle-aged men, in fact, it is what we call kidney deficiency, the treatment method is very simple, heather, bellflower grass, white elephant lift, numbness, four flavors of boiling water, once a day, there will be an improvement in March, by the way, it is strictly forbidden to use room style during the period." ”
After Lin Fan finished answering, he put his hand on the top of Gangzi's head, stroked his yellow hair like a chicken nest, and said with a smile: "Are you ready?" ”
"Do you need to continue?"
"No, you won."
Gangzi's face turned pale, and he didn't react to the hand that Lin Fan put on his head.
"I'll go out for a while."
Gangzi said with some grief and indignation, and was about to rush out of the classroom, but Lin Fan grabbed his arm and dragged him back, "Let's talk about shaving my hair after class, now, I'm going to class." ”
After speaking, he walked back to the podium, and in the surprised eyes of everyone, he opened the textbook in his hand, "Everyone turn the book to page 27, there are a few wrong knowledge points in the book, I will tell you, oh yes, there are still 58 pages, those several methods of treating hysteria have long been outdated, and it should be like this after the update...."
"Teacher, what are the medicinal properties of wormwood?"
"How do you dry the three-point flowers?"
"Lacquered wood...."
Everyone's questions couldn't help but bother Lin Fan, with what he learned in the mountains, he killed these children, and he no longer looked down on this new teacher.
After this class, it completely refreshed the three views of the students of the medical school, before in the hearts of many people, Sima Zhi was the best teacher in the medical school, and now, this position is probably about to change hands.
"Goodbye teacher~"
"Goodbye!"
Lin Fan waved away the last few female students who wanted to ask him for a social number, and now Gangzi was left alone in the class and was still silently cleaning up.
"Yo, the little hedgehog hasn't left yet?"
Lin Fan laughed.
"I, I'll pack up my things and leave right away."
Gangzi said with a stammering voice as if he had been grabbed by the tail.
"This kid has a magic barrier."
Lin Fan was surprised by his state, and didn't pay much attention to it, packed up his textbooks and prepared to leave.
Gangzi saw that he was leaving, he was a little anxious, peeked out the window, and found that the girls had gone away, hurriedly stuffed the books into his bag, rushed to him, looked at him with an awkward face, bent down, and bowed deeply.
"I mistakenly thought that you were a liar like the previous teachers, I was wrong, I shouldn't have bumped into you in class, I'm sorry."
He said with a serious face.
Lin Fan couldn't cry or laugh, he never thought that the other party refused to leave for a long time, just to apologize to him.
"It's okay, it's normal for young people to be impulsive, I won't take it to heart."
"Besides, haven't you already been punished?"
Lin Fan's hand touched Gangzi's head dishonestly, "I don't want to see this yellow hair again before the next class, although I am quite free now, but to learn Chinese medicine, you have to have the appearance of Chinese medicine, you go out with a yellow hair, but no one dares to let you treat him." ”
"Got it."
Gangzi's personality is really direct, and he didn't say anything after apologizing, and he picked up his schoolbag and walked out, leaving Lin Fan with a handsome back.
"This kid will be the worst professor of Chinese medicine in the future."
Lin Fan looked at his back and sighed, this kid still has an appetite for him, and he is neat and responsible.
....... As soon as he walked downstairs, Lin Fan was thinking about taking a taxi home, but he was bumped into by someone who hurriedly ran over from the opposite side, and he was about to complain a few words, but before the other party's head was raised, he started scolding.
"Is it something that doesn't have long eyes, and won't get out of the way when you see someone coming!"
Lin Fan glanced at the other party, saw the tall and thin figure and black-framed eyes, and couldn't help but complain in his heart, "It's really a narrow road." ”
It was none other than the university professor who was severely humiliated by him in Fangcaotang that day, Ma Youde.
"It's you!"
Ma Youde also recognized Lin Fan, looked at him in surprise, then snorted coldly, got up from the ground, looked at him coldly, and said disdainfully: "Why are you here, I don't know if the medical school is full of miscellaneous people, and the security guard at the door is really, it doesn't matter, everyone will be put inside." ”
Because Sima Zhi only applied to the medical school last week to let Lin Fan substitute teach, the hospital has not issued a notice for a while, and Ma Youde naturally doesn't know that the identity of this enemy has become his colleague.
Listening to Ma Youde's sarcastic words, Lin Fan didn't think so, but greeted the other party with a smile, "Professor Ma, don't come to harm, last time it was boiling, and I don't know if you have improved it after you go back, if not, maybe I can give some advice." ”
It's okay not to say it, as soon as the sky boils over, Ma Youde's face turns iron-blue, what happened in Fangcaotang last time, he still feels dull when he thinks about it now.
"Hmph, you don't have to worry about the boiling matter, but I'm going to go to the security guard now and ask him to ask you out."
Ma Youde didn't bother to come anywhere, and he didn't care about Lin Fan, he walked straight to the campus guard box not far away, wanting to call someone to blow away this eye-catching guy.
....... "Hello, please show me your ID." ”
Ma Youde was afraid that Lin Fan would run away like this along the way, so he rushed back with a donkey-faced security guard, shouting to see his documents.
"I came in a hurry today, and no one really gave me any documents, but I am a new teacher, and someone can testify."
Lin Fan said frankly, today Sima Zhi brought him to school for the first time, and he went to sit in the classroom not long after he came, and no one gave him a pass.
"He lied!"
Ma Youde seemed to have grasped Lin Fan's handle, and said triumphantly, "He is just an idle person in society, and it can't be a teacher in our school." ”
The donkey-faced security guard frowned, and glanced at Ma Youde helplessly, it was not a big deal not to bring the pass, and many teachers did not bring it, but today this one doesn't know why, he grabbed the other party and didn't let go, if he didn't care, it would be a dereliction of duty, which really made him a little embarrassed.