Chapter 36: The Exorcist Girl
It was almost midnight, and the yin qi was getting heavier and heavier, and it was the hour when the hundred ghosts walked at night.
Coming out of Xingyue Residence, Su Xiaoxiao first went to Yinyang Street to buy some ritual utensils, and then got into a taxi with a suitcase.
The driver is also surprised by this kind of girl in "fancy dress" late at night, but he feels strange why she wants to go to that kind of place so late.
In particular, four white bones have recently been excavated there, which is even more eerie.
The car drove for more than an hour, and it was past midnight when I got there, and strangely enough, at this time, the ruins of No. 37 Linjia Lane were surrounded by people.
"Is there a masquerade here? You young people are getting better at playing. ”
The driver's exclamation was not unreasonable, and I was curious why a little girl went to such a remote mountainous area in the middle of the night, but I didn't expect that there were a lot of people gathered in the place.
Su Xiaoxiao didn't expect that there would be so many people here, she thought it would be a solo mission, but she didn't expect there to be so many onlookers.
After sending the driver away, Su Xiaoxiao carried a large box through the crowd, but found that in front of the ruins, there was an offering table covered with yellow cloth, on which were incense wax paper money, as well as some tributes and ritual utensils.
A petite figure in a golden robe was waving the peachwood sword in his hand in front of the offering table, and his mouth was full of words.
The people around him were still pointing at the little Taoist priest, looking like they were really watching the play.
Someone got the first step? Are there any super-undead who are rushing to come this year?
"Yo, it looks like someone has overstepped the line." The little tiger on his shoulder sneered and said, "You prepared all night, but someone else stole the limelight!" ”
Su Xiaoxiao didn't pay attention to it, looking at the person's dress, it was clear that he was a Taoist priest, not an onmyoji at all, Su Xiaoxiao guessed that this was most likely invited by a timid and superstitious person.
Yejun sat cross-legged on her shoulder boredly, "It's just right, you were disturbed by that person today, and now someone will do it for you, and it will save you from making any mistakes." ”
Hearing that his tone was quite yin and yang, Su Xiaoxiao smiled evilly and said, "Huh? Is anyone jealous? ”
"Heh, I just don't want to bother trying to save you anymore."
This guy doesn't miss the old love at all.
But then again, the two of them have known each other for less than half a month, so they don't have any feelings.
Although these Taoist priests can't see the slightest spiritual power when they practice, their rituals are still very formal, and they can really play a role in exceedingly some undead spirits who are not resentful.
Su Xiaoxiao saw that this little Taoist priest was in an orderly manner, step by step, and thought that he might come for nothing tonight.
Anyway, he doesn't make money, so it saves trouble, Su Xiaoxiao urinated and watched it with the onlookers.
The ritual of the onmyoji also uses a lot of magic weapons, which are similar to those used by this little Taoist, although the shape is different, but they all play a role in appeasing the ghosts and gods.
Su Xiaoxiao could see with her yin and yang eyes that the resentment in the ruins was slowly calming down, and it could be seen that the little Taoist's rituals were still effective.
As he was watching, the little Taoist priest put down the wooden sword, took out the gossip mirror, and covered it with a large bowl.
"Everyone! The ritual has reached a critical juncture, and we need the help of all of you! ”
Listen to the voice, it's actually a girl!
Looking at her figure, she was probably thirteen or fourteen years old, but she didn't expect such a young girl to know such formal rituals.
Su Xiaoxiao felt some admiration, but after listening to her, she felt strange.
Onmyoji's rituals are done by one person and do not require the help of others.
Xiaohu was surprised and said, "Why is there an interactive link for the Dharma done by this little Taoist priest?" ”
Maybe it's a cultural difference, but let's take a look at it for now.
The little Taoist priest held the big bowl, went around the field, and said loudly, "I have opened up the heavens and the earth, and I can communicate with the Emperor Tianzun, and I still need your generosity to talk about your heart, so that the emperor can subdue this ghost for us and restore peace to the town!" ”
After all, it's actually asking for money?
This isn't a god, is it?!
But after all, interlacing is like separating mountains, Su Xiaoxiao asked herself that she didn't know much about these exorcist Taoists, and it was not easy to refute her.
saw that the people around him responded one after another, took out red and green tickets, and stuffed them into the big bowl covered by the gossip plate.
Although it is now an atheistic society, when encountering such ghosts and gods, the people still hope to please the people, and they are not stingy.
After the girl walked around the field, the bowl was already full of large and small bills.
When he arrived at Su Xiaoxiao's place, Xiaohu jumped on the girl's head, leaned over and asked, "Hey, is your money really for the immortals?" Don't use it to buy sugar gourds for yourself! ”
Su Xiaoxiao looked at her and asked curiously, "Do immortals also use mortal money?" ”
The girl's face was upright, and there was undoubted majesty between her eyebrows, "The gods don't spend money, what they want is our sincerity." ”
After speaking, she looked around again and said to the people around her, "I will burn this money in public in a while, and I will place my love on the sky!" ”
Her words were very incendiary, and there were gradually voices urging Su Xiaoxiao to pay the money, which later became immoral if she didn't pay the money.
Under the kidnapping of everyone, Su Xiaoxiao had no choice but to hand out a ten-yuan bill.
But then again, it's illegal to burn real money!
I have heard Lao Tang say in the past that if you deliberately destroy the RMB, you will be warned by the public security organs and fined.
But looking at the excited appearance of the surrounding group, no one will report it......
After collecting enough money, the girl returned to the tribute table with a large bowl full of them, opened the gossip plate, and took out the banknotes inside.
As soon as she took it out, she raised her hand, and the banknote in her hand immediately ignited a fire.
Just with this ability to summon fire with a wave of his hand, it is enough to frighten ordinary people.
But Su Xiaoxiao, Yejun and Xiaohu sneered almost at the same time.
At the moment of ignition, no spiritual power can be perceived, since there is no spiritual power, it is science.
As soon as the girl's little hand was raised, the ashes flew all over the sky, and she continued to chant her incantation.
Su Xiaoxiao can be sure that this is a magic stick who cheats money!
She continued to do the rituals, but Su Xiaoxiao had already approached her, and everyone saw that this strangely dressed girl actually swaggered in, and they all pointed and discussed.
The girl didn't notice her, and continued to practice with a wooden sword in her hand, and as soon as she swung the sword out of her hand, she was grabbed by Su Xiaoxiao's wrist.
She was startled, and before she could speak, Su Xiaoxiao preemptively said, "You kid, how can you come out to deceive people at such a young age?" Where's your family? ”
The girl's brows furrowed, and she glared at her with an angry face, "Bold! What nonsense are you talking about?! ”
At this time, Xiaohu jumped on Su Xiaoxiao's arm, stretched out his nose and sniffed, "Uh-huh, it's an old trick, phosphorus and sulfur." ”
Night-kun added, "And camphor. ”
These Su Xiaoxiao also saw the approximation, so they debunked her in public, "The paper money is on fire, you used camphor, phosphorus and sulfur, right?" Camphor is volatile, phosphorus and sulfur are flammable, and if you shake it like this, it will naturally catch fire. ”
The girl wanted to break free from her, but her strength was not as strong as hers, so she pretended to be calm and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, you're blasphemy!" ”
"I think it's you who blaspheme. What about the money that was said to be burned for the gods? As he spoke, Su Xiaoxiao reached out and grabbed a handful of banknotes from the sleeves of the girl's wide robe, "Then what are these?!" ”
The girl didn't expect that her trick of spontaneous combustion and exchanging money would be seen through by her, but she still gritted her teeth and said, "This is my own!" Why do you say I changed the money?! ”
The people around them had already believed in most of this girl, and they couldn't believe that she was actually a god stick at this time, so they pointed at Su Xiaoxiao and asked her not to blaspheme the master.
Of course, Su Xiaoxiao came prepared, and said with a smile, "On the money I gave you just now, I drew a pentagram." If there is a ten-dollar note with a five-pointed star painted on it, it proves that you changed it! ”
After saying that, she didn't give the girl a chance to quibble, and took out a ten-dollar note from the handful, and sure enough, there was a five-pointed star painted on it.
"What else do you have to say?"
There is no way to refute it now, if it is said that the pentagram was painted by the girl herself, then Su Xiaoxiao will not know that one of the money is painted with a pentagram.
It's a dead end.
In the face of such obvious evidence, the people immediately turned the finger to the girl, and the sound of shame and anger came one after another.
The girl was annoyed and angry, and the original righteousness was gone, "Hmph! Stinky woman, why do you say I'm a god stick! ”
"I didn't say you were a god." Su Xiaoxiao sneered, "If you want me to say, you should be a liar!" ”
There was no room for this, and the girl was scolded by a "liar", her eyes were full of tears, and she shouted, "You are the liar!" I...... I'm looking for my master! You wait for me! ”
She dropped her wooden sword and rushed out of the crowd as if she were fleeing.
Looking at her back, full of sadness and anger, Su Xiaoxiao suddenly regretted it.
"I said that...... Isn't it too heavy? ”
Xiaohu glanced at her, "It's true that she can't get off the stage, and she is still a child." ”
Yejun disagreed, and said coldly, "I was abducted and deceived at a young age, and if I didn't hand her over to the police, it would be cheap for her." ”
What they said was completely opposite, and Su Xiaoxiao didn't know which one to agree with for a while.
Forget it, it's still important to get down to business.