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In the middle of the night, at the property office of Minghu Community on Ninglan Street in Golan City, an old security guard in disheveled clothes was dozing!

"Hey, are you hiring people here?"

Three ruffian-looking men, drunk all over, slapped a recruitment notice in front of the old security guard's table.

"Huh? Ha~!"

The old security guard was woken up, yawned with a look of annoyance, then picked up the job posting on the desktop and looked at it and said, "That's right, it's me!" ”

"Okay, do you want the three of us?"

After saying that, the three men rolled up their sleeves and showed their strong muscles!

"Are you three illiterate? Take a good look at who I'm hiring! ”

"Humph! I don't think it's you who can't read, call your property manager, and we'll take your place in every minute! ”

"Hahaha, that's right, boss, you see this guy is old, he can do this as a security guard here, then we will definitely be able to pass the interview!"

"That's it, in the future, this community will be under the cover of our three brothers!"

Looking at the three guys who were full of alcohol, the old security guard couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Go back, don't be blinded by the high salary above, and besides, who has time to interview you in the middle of the night?" ”

Seeing that the old security guard pulled the brim of his hat, intending to continue sleeping and no longer caring about himself, the leading drunk man slapped his palm on the table with a "snap", and glared angrily at the security guard in front of him and said: "Damn, it's still strange that Lao Tzu is illiterate, you show me carefully, it says: 24 hours to come and apply!" ”

"Oh? Hehe~ It seems that you are not drunk yet! Okay, don't say I don't take care of you, I'm the manager here, now as long as the three of you take flashlights into the community to inspect and then come back to me, then I'll count you officially at work, how about it? ”

As soon as they heard the identity of the old security guard in front of them, the three drunks immediately restrained their arrogance just now, and said in a slightly respectful tone: "Hahaha, it turns out that you are the manager, disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”

"Don't say polite words, the flashlight is on the table, you three go on patrol!"

"Hey, really? Then thank you manager, hahaha, thank you manager! ”

After saying that, the three drunks couldn't wait to grab the flashlight on the table, and then walked towards the community with joy!

Looking at the three big men who hurriedly walked towards the interior of the community, the security guard couldn't help but shake his head, then pulled down the brim of his hat and closed his eyes and went to sleep!

"Boss, it's my first time as a security guard, how can I find this security patrol?"

"Hmph, you idiot, of course you look at every corner of every building!"

"Huh? This community is so big, I'm afraid my legs will break when I walk through it all. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? You don't look at what this month's salary is, 30,000! 30,000, you can get 30,000 a month if you go for a walk, where can you find this treatment? ”

"Hehehe, that's right, the manager just said that as long as you patrol the community tonight, then it's your first day at work!"

"That's right, so why don't you go faster, third, third?"

The three of them were walking forward in a hurry, but when they turned around, they suddenly found that there was one person missing.

"Huh? What about the third child? ”

"Big brother, I didn't see it, will I get drunk on the road?"

At this time, a gust of wind suddenly blew behind the two of them, which suddenly woke up most of the two of them.

"It's impossible, he didn't drink much just now, and when did you see him drunk?"

"The third child!" At this moment, the second child suddenly shouted loudly, and the sudden shouting in the dark night was particularly loud, which immediately startled the boss!

"What are you shouting about? We haven't gone far, let's go back and find it! ”

"Yes, Boss!"

As he spoke, the two of them raised the strong flashlight in their hands and began to look back, but at this time, the two found that the light of the strong flashlight in their hands could only shine a distance of one or two meters, what was going on? The light of the flashlight is obviously very bright, not without electricity, so the two couldn't help but glance at each other, and they both saw the doubts in their hearts!

Although the two of them had doubts in their hearts, they didn't say anything, but continued to walk back.

"Boss, no, why didn't you walk so long when you came in through the gate just now, did you go the wrong way?"

"No, why don't you come in the same way, how can you go wrong?"

At this time, the two of them had completely sobered up, and they were already a little aware that something was wrong here!

"Boss, did we run into something dirty?"

"Get out! This is a community, you see why they are surrounded by houses, full of people, how can there be dirty things? ”

"But this road seems to be wrong with the more and more you go, we seem to have been going around in circles!"

The boss used a flashlight to shine around, and found that it was pitch black, without any light or sound, and what made him even more furious was that he always felt like someone was staring at him in the dark!

"Second brother, you go knock on the door and wake up the owner here!"

"Huh? It's not good in the middle of the night! ”

"What are you afraid of, when someone opens the door, you will say that we are from the property and are catching thieves. Just go! ”

"I don't dare, boss, or you go!"

"I'm looking for you, go quickly!"

The boss raised his fist and said intimidatingly.

"Ah, don't fight, boss, I'll go, I'll go!"

Saying that, the second child reluctantly moved his steps into a building, he turned back three times and three times, and finally came to the door of a room, and then turned his head to look at the boss not far away, and found that the boss outside was still waving his fist at him, so he took a deep breath, raised his right hand and knocked on the door in front of him, but at this moment, in the dark corridor, a ball of black hair suddenly fell, and it happened to fall into his arms!

"Ahh

The second child screamed in fright, and immediately threw the ball of hair in his arms on the ground and ran out.

"Shout what? Is it so hard to get you to knock on the door with all the fuss? ”

The boss who was waiting outside grabbed the panicked dick, pulled him back, and said angrily.

"Old ...... Boss, there's a ghost in there! ”

"Hell, where the hell is this world? I think you've drunk too much, go knock on the door! ”

"No...... I'm not going, there really are ghosts! ”

"Are you going or not? If you don't go, I'll kill you. ”

Seeing the boss raising his fist high, the second child immediately confessed, and said timidly: "You have to go together, otherwise I won't go to death!" ”

"You coward, okay, I'll accompany you to knock on the door, I'll see where the ghost you said is!"

The second cringe and hid behind the boss, who coughed twice vigorously, then straightened his waist and strode towards the building.

Entering the unit door, it was pitch black inside, and the boss tried to raise the flashlight as much as possible in the hope of seeing the situation inside, but the flashlight always felt weak.

"What about the ghost? Where are the ghosts you are talking about? ”

As he spoke, the boss grabbed the second child who was hiding behind him. The second child was taken aback when he was caught, and couldn't help but let out "Ah! "A bang.

"Shouting what?"

"Smack!"

The boss slapped the second child in the face hard, and the second child's face immediately came with a hot pain!

But this trick really worked, and it suddenly calmed down the second child a lot!

"The hell is there!"

The second child pointed to the ball of hair on the ground, and the boss was stunned for a moment, and then stepped forward and kicked the ball of hair on the ground two or three meters away.

"That's what the hell you're talking about? You scare yourself, so cowardly, what can you do big? ”

As he spoke, the boss stepped forward again and bent down to pick up the ball of hair on the ground, and found that it was just a woman's wig, so he couldn't help but look at the second child with a mockery and said, "It's really useless to scare you like this with a ball of wigs!" ”

Seeing the hair in the boss's hand, the second child couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Haha, it suddenly fell from the corridor, and it's dark here, so I'm scared." ”

"Okay, it's okay now, watch me knock on the door, study hard!"

After speaking, the boss directly threw the wig in his hand to the second child, and then turned around and prepared to knock on the door behind him!

The second child looked at the wig thrown by the boss, and naturally reached out to pick it up, but when he caught the wig, he suddenly felt a sinking in his hand, as if there was something wrapped in the wig, and when he lowered his head and saw that the wig in his hand had turned into a pale and bleeding human head, he was so frightened that he wet his crotch on the spot, and he couldn't shout!

The head stared wide-eyed, and the two eyeballs stared directly at the second child, and then he actually opened his mouth and said in a gloomy voice:

"Are you knocking on my door?"

"Ghost ...... Ghost...... Hell! ”

The second child threw his head upwards, turned around and ran out of the unit door desperately!

The boss who was knocking on the door saw the crazy second child and immediately chased him out, but when he chased out of the door, he found that he had lost the figure of the second child!

"Dick! Where are you? ”

The Boss shouted into the dark compound, but there was no response except for his own voice!

"Second child, you come out for Lao Tzu quickly, otherwise Lao Tzu will break your legs!"

At this time, the boss's heart also began to become panicked, he held a flashlight in the community while shouting and running, but no one responded to him at all, and he couldn't find the second and third children, at this time he felt that he was the only one in the whole community!

"Big brother, big brother, is that you!"

Just when the boss was getting more and more panicked, the voice of the third child suddenly came from behind him, which suddenly made the boss feel happy, and hurriedly turned around and ran towards the third child!

"You stinky boy, where are you going? I'm worried about dying! ”

After speaking, the boss habitually slapped the back of the third child's head, but what made him frightened was that he didn't expect that after he slapped it down, the third child's head actually fell to the ground with a "grunt".

"Ah, boss, you knocked my head off, help me pick it up!"

When the boss saw this scene, he was instantly frightened and fell to the ground, looking at the headless corpse in front of him with a frightened expression, looking around for his head!

The boss was so frightened that his legs and feet no longer obeyed, and immediately spread out on the ground.

"Big brother, my head was broken by you, come with me! Big brother, you accompany my head ......"

Watching the third headless corpse walk towards him step by step, the boss's last bit of survival instinct suddenly burst out, he could still stand up from the ground, and then let out "Ah! After a sharp scream, he fled backwards in a frenzy!

The boss was running desperately, but the headless corpse of the third child was desperately chasing after him, and finally the boss was exhausted and fell to the ground violently.

"Rao...... Plentiful...... Destiny ......"

"Big brother...... I'm in so much pain, my head, give it to me! ”

Just when the boss was about to faint in fright, suddenly a stern voice sounded from behind them: "Enough, you guys have gone too far, give me back!" ”

As soon as this voice appeared, the third child with the severed head disappeared immediately, and the surroundings were no longer dark, the street lights were lit up one by one, and the road was clear.

At this time, the boss, who was still a little conscious, found out that the second and third children had fainted on the side of the road without knowing when, and their crotch was already in a mess!

"How? I said that this job is not suitable for you, take a look at the above content: Minghu Community Property Office, recruiting security guards and cleaners, monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, age is not limited, beauty is preferred.

Qualifications: Do not recruit people, do not recruit spirits, only recruit ghosts and rakshasas; The immortals and gods stand on both sides, not for the Buddha or for the demons.

Have you seen the following application conditions clearly? ”

"Well, you can see clearly!"

After saying that, the boss finally fainted, and when the three of them woke up, they just drank drunk and slept on the streets, having a terrible dream!