Chapter 139: The Shadow of Your Mansion (5)
"From ...... Putting silver out of the hands of men? ”
"Isn't that so? Brother and think about it, we foxes never raise chickens, but we always want to have chicken to eat.
If you don't want to make up your mind to trap you humans, the soup in the house will be cut off. ”
Although the little fox's rather straightforward answer sounded a little uncomfortable to Yang Congxun, who was a human being, it had to be said that his words were very reasonable.
After all, whether it is a paper or a silver ticket, it is all in the hands of other fox fairies.
If this person does not have greed in his heart first, and tries in vain to deceive and defraud the 'silver ticket' in the hands of the fox fairy, it will be difficult for him to fall into the other party's hands.
If you want to exchange copper coins and silver ingots for silver tickets, can't you go to the silver bank?
Since there is a ghost in your heart, don't blame others for making a fuss.
Thinking of this, Yang Congxun smiled: "The third brother said this, there is a way that 'those who are all over Luo Qi, not silkworm breeders'......
Hey, no, I just heard from the virtuous brother, do you mean that the yin of the underworld is actually the same as those unvirtuous officials in the yang world, and they are willing to do things only when they see bribes with their own eyes? ”
"But it's not like that, it's a sure thing that the ghosts in the underworld eat bribes and kickbacks, as long as you are willing to spend money, there is nothing you can't do!"
After speaking, the little fox still couldn't do enough to slap his mouth twice: "Even when these ghosts of the underworld receive bribes, as long as they have real money, they can't give them a penny!" ”
This is really a bit subverted Yang Congxun's worldview: "Receive, collect gold and silver?" Isn't there a treasure house in this place that collects the ashes of the gold leaf that the world has burned? ”
As soon as the words fell, the little fox on the opposite side was so happy that he rolled left and right on the green brick floor with his belly in his arms: "Oops, it's really laughing at me......
Brother and ask my brother, if the main family folds all the prescribed Dharma rewards into paper, are you willing, brother?
Even if you are willing, brother, will you not sink on your back with these old papyrus brothers? ”
After listening to the little fox's words, Yang Congxun closed his eyes and pondered for a while, and then nodded in understanding.
"Brother, you see it well, these people in the world refuse to accept things for flowers, and naturally they don't even accept ghosts."
In fact, the fact that the ghost almost does not accept the dark paper sounds a bit shocking at first glance, but it is not difficult to find the flaws when you think about it carefully.
Even if there is a ghost who is willing to collect the paper, a few pennies can be exchanged for a large handful of things, how much does it have to be burned to buy back a favor from the ghost?
Besides, there are many rich families in this world who are full of gold and silver.
If you can really spend a small amount of money to let the ghost cha let himself go when he hooks the soul, then there are too many immortal people in this world!
So the real situation is that those ghosts may indeed collect money to do things, but their appetite for bribes is not small at all.
If you want them to turn a blind eye to you when you hook your soul, you have to move out a few gold mountains!
"When I was a child, Hu San and I listened to the old immortals in my family talk about books, and it is said that Tang Taizong had spent money to buy Yangshou ...... from the underworld."
In the tenth episode of "Journey to the West", "Tang Taizong's Underground Mansion Returns the Soul", such a story was mentioned, which said that in order to resolve the old feud between Tang Taizong and the old dragon of Jinghe, he had to go to the underworld under the guidance of Cui Yu, the judge of the underworld, and confronted the evil dragon in court.
However, when Judge Cui opened the book of life and death to check what happened, he found that Taizong's longevity had come to an end today.
So Judge Cui hurriedly picked up the pen and added a stroke to the life and death book '(Taizong) died in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, and changed it to the thirty-third year of Zhenguan', and gave Emperor Taizong twenty years of yang life in vain.
It is conceivable that the twenty years of Yangshou in the underworld are definitely not taken for nothing.
Sure enough, just when Taizong was about to return to the sun, Judge Cui dragged Taizong to visit the underworld, and finally bumped into Li Yuanji and Li Jiancheng and his party in the city of vain death (these two are the brothers of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who were killed by Li Shimin in the Xuanwumen Rebellion).
Seeing that Taizong was coming, this line of dead ghosts clapped their hands and shouted one after another: "The people are here, the people are here", he couldn't help but say, and he grabbed Taizong's sleeves when he grabbed it.
This can bluff Taizong's face like dirt, and at this time, Judge Cui on the side gave his 'idea'.
"Your Majesty, such vain ghosts are so bitter that no one in the world sacrifices and worships, so they are as fierce as this.
Your Majesty wants to pass in peace, and you need to give money to buy a road, and then you can pass through it. ”
"When I heard this, Hu San, I felt that after Taizong listened to Judge Cui's idea, he must have 'a smile on his face and a smile in his heart'.
But 'people have to bow their heads under the dwarf rafters', and in the end, they borrowed a cellar of yin wealth called Sagara to buy a road, and promised to repay this Sagara twice as much as the gold and silver of the yang world when he returned the yang.
The number of Sagara's cellars of yin wealth is not stated in the book, but even the small vegetable cellar where my family's Chiyan Cave stores Chinese cabbage (Chinese cabbage) for winter is not enough to fill hundreds of thousands of taels of silver. ”
"One million taels of silver for twenty years of longevity? What a appetite for this underworld! ”
"But not how?"
I saw Xiao Hu San smile slightly embarrassed at Yang Congxun: "This is the biggest use of our Hu family's 'paper into gold'......
First covered the scene with a few pieces of dark paper lit by illusion in his pocket, and teamed up with the two Xie Fan brothers to perform a good show of collecting money and leaving to explain to the master who invited the immortals.
Then he pretended to tell the family that the patient's days were over, and they could only rely on bribes and ghosts, and asked them to come back to the soul later.
Now the patient should seize the time to explain what he wishes, and it will be too late to delay.
After receiving the thank you gift from the master's family, I will divide it equally with the old brothers...... Lao Fan is a little rigid, but Brother Xie is still very good at talking. ”
Hearing that the little fox took the initiative to mention that Fang Cai had used dark paper to bribe black and white impermanence, Yang Congxun nodded thoughtfully.
"It seems that the people in General Jihei's Mansion are suffering from heart disease, so in my opinion, it is better to call the old steward here tonight and re-enact the scene of bribing the ghost in front of him.
In Yang Congxun's view, the second son of General Jihei's Mansion bullied men and women and did all kinds of evil, and if the master did so first, the morality of all kinds of people in his mansion was obviously not high.
As the saying goes, 'Don't do bad things for people, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door in the middle of the night', not to mention that the ghost who comes to the door at night is still the ghost in charge of hooking souls in the underworld.
Whether it is the emperor or the general, or the son and the beauty, no matter how many reasons the person who is hooked cannot give up the yang world, once he meets the ghost of the hook, he still can't escape a dead word after all.
This is fate, there is no need to fight.
Therefore, the vast majority of people who have been seduced are relatively calm and relieved after seeing the black and white impermanence of the soul seducing messengers.
Since you die early, you should take care of your life early, and it is not a way out to start the next life as soon as possible.
But if this soul seduced master has done something unsightly on weekdays, and then encounters black and white impermanence, this mentality will be very different.
There is no favoritism in the book of life and death in the hands of the magistrate of the prefecture, and the things that he has done in his life that lack of virtue will have to be confronted one by one in front of the judge of Hades.
What if you are punished as a chicken and dog to pay off your debts in the next life?
This time, black and white impermanence just turned around the courtyard twice and left, so are they here to hook me, or are they here to hook someone else?
Mida Buddha, when is this kind of frightened and frightened day a head?
It's so tormented every day, can you still have a good child after a long time? This heart disease naturally requires heart medicine to be treated......
In Yang Congxun's view, in front of the old steward of the General's Mansion, a big drama of 'bribing ghosts' is the best medicine.
However, just when Yang Congxun thought that he had found the reason why the people of General Jihei's mansion were suffering from strange and strange diseases, the little fox beside him, who was originally giggling and had no shape, suddenly faded from the banter on his face, and shook his head at Yang Congxun.
"Brother Yang, let's live, according to the little brother's shallow opinion, there must be a huge hidden danger in this Jihei General's Mansion!"