Chapter 80: The Improved Wooden Man
It can be said that it is the product of gathering all the essence of Lu Yisheng's IQ, and it is also Lu Yisheng's proudest work at present.
After the Chengnan case, Lu Yisheng even obtained part of the medium of the Yellow Turban Lux from Chen Xian, although he did not have the ability to summon the real Yellow Turban Lux but he did decompose the medium through his own efforts, and extracted some of the things that could be used and applied them to his magic weapon....... It is no exaggeration to say that the structure of this wooden figure has undergone earth-shaking changes, and it is completely incomparable to its previous one.
The wooden man's body is slightly larger than before, and the structure of the skeletal joints has become more ingenious, many details are similar to the human skeleton structure, the surface wood color has faded, replaced by a sand-like color, and the dust and gravel scattered from its body appear as if out of thin air, and whenever its limbs begin to move, the sand and dust will fall down with a clatter.
Only a closer look reveals that the sand does not appear out of thin air, but has fallen out of the wooden man's body, and the wood fibers appear to have many invisible crevices that are the source of the dust.
"Bang !!"
In an instant, the human-headed spider closest to everyone was knocked out by the wooden man, and after landing, it was even more eight-legged to the sky like a turtle that couldn't turn over, and it fluttered for a while before barely turning over.
And the human head spiders that pounced on everyone were also knocked away by the wooden people one by one, and the huge collision sound made people cry out for those monsters.
The wooden man's body was shrouded in a layer of golden light from beginning to end, and when it began to move at high speed, the entire body would become blurred to the extreme, and everyone could only barely see the golden light that kept shuttling through the air.
Repelling the first wave of monsters that pounced on him, the wooden man also retreated to his original position, looked at Lu Yisheng with his hands on his hips, and swept around everyone's faces.
Wooden Man (ー_ー): "Whew, I'm so tired, I'm going to rest." ”
Lu Yisheng (?_?) "Big brother, don't be in a hurry to rest, there are one or two thousand more here." ”
Wooden Man (ー_ー): "But I'm just tired." ”
Lu Yisheng (?_?) :“......”
Without waiting for the wooden man to say anything more, Lu Yisheng stepped forward in two steps and directly pinched the wooden man's neck and lifted it up, instantly turning into an emotionless shaking machine, grabbing the wooden man's neck and shaking it wildly-
"Daddy, I gave you face, didn't I!! Lao Tzu has made so many transformations for you!! You help me fight off a few monsters and start shouting tired?? Isn't it a foreign worker?! ”
"It's just very tiring."
"Do you remember my boss?! If you don't obey again, I'll let him eat you! ”
“.......”
Facts have proved that Chen Xian left a deep impression on the wooden man in the south of the city, and even after a long time, the wooden man can still clearly recall Chen Xian's horror, and think of the person who once threatened to eat it..... The wooden man was instigated.
Wooden Man (〃'▽'〃): "I'm not tired now. ”
Seeing its reaction, Lu Yisheng couldn't help but scold it in his heart! If you don't listen, you have to move the boss out! If you have a backbone, don't admit it! Maybe you have a hard temper, and I still admire you! I really don't know who this kind of character of eating hard and not eating soft is!
Lu Yisheng was not surprised that the wooden man was able to speak and speak, it seemed that he had known that he could speak, but people didn't know this......
"It's a magic weapon?" Xu Yanan asked in disbelief.
"yes." Lu Yisheng touched his nose, and a look of pride appeared on his face again, "This is what I refined myself, isn't it?" ”
"Why do I look at it like an intelligent robot......" Xu Yanan looked suspicious, "It can't be a secret weapon issued to you by the Secret Bureau, right?" ”
"I really made it!" Lu Yisheng was in a hurry to explain.
"Yes, I'm his father, and I can testify." The wooden man raised his little hand, and the expression on his wooden face was still bright and cute (〃'▽'〃): "But I'm not an intelligent robot, oh, people are really magic weapons!" ”
Lu Yisheng retched twice and kicked the wooden man to the front of the line.
"Don't be disgusting! I'll kill you on the spot if you sell cuteness again! Get me some work! ”
"Oh."
After being improved by Lu Yisheng, the wooden man has changed a lot, not only can it speak, but its emotions are richer than the original, at least it will not always communicate with others with the face of a dead person with three lines.
At this moment, the wooden man suddenly felt that his head was being held by something, and before it could react, its entire body was slowly lifted up by the person holding it.
Soon it saw a blood-colored skull as large as a millstone.
Mr (?_?). Skeleton :“.......”
Wooden Man (O_O): "......"
Mr. Skeleton looked at the wooden man for a moment with a subtle expression, then picked at it with his fingers. The gums, exposed in the air, brought the wooden man in front of him and slowly opened his bloody mouth......
Wooden Man (°Д°): "Daddy save me!!" ”
Lu Yisheng took three steps and made two steps and rushed forward, ignoring the sticky on Mr. Skeleton. thick blood, hugged the skeleton's thigh: "Big brother has mercy!" I scattered all my wealth and refined this magic weapon! If you eat it, I'll be fucking ruined! ”
"I ..... I didn't want to eat it......" Mr. Skeleton explained squirming, skewling, "I just wanted to see what it was like to swallow it...... It should taste good like this......"
Hearing this explanation, Lu Yisheng was about to cry.
Don't you still want to eat it?!!
If it is said that the wooden man was born with Lu and inherited his unethical attributes, then Mr. Skeleton's temperament is definitely with Chen Xian, perhaps two creatures with the same nature happened to get together, it is the same gluttony as Chen Xian, but Chen Xian can easily control his appetite, but it can't.
Seeing that Mr. Skeleton was still putting the wooden man in his mouth, he didn't listen to his own words at all.
Lu Yisheng frowned, and instantly took it to heart.
"You ate it! The boss will be angry! When the time comes, the boss will find you to settle accounts, and we don't care! ”
"I said I didn't want to eat it...... Mr. Skeleton glanced at Lu Yisheng timidly, and then brought the wooden man to his mouth and kissed it, successfully making it have an intimate contact with his exposed gums, so as to show his friendship and harmony, "I just want to say hello to this little guy......"
Anyone could tell that the wooden man wanted to vomit, but it didn't have the ability to vomit, its body trembled wildly as if it had turned on a vibrator, its face was full of fear, and it only had one sentence in its heart.
Hell is empty, and skeletons are around.
If you kill it, you can't imagine that there are other people in this world besides Chen Xian who want to eat it.
I'm just a magic weapon! I'm made of wood! Do you still have any humanity?!
"They're coming again." Xu Yanan said suddenly, his tone became tense again, "It seems that its attack on those monsters just now made everyone angry, and this time there are more than dozens of ......."
As Xu Yanan said, there were more than dozens of monsters moving towards them this time...... It's all!
At this time, all the human-headed spiders present were moving closer to them, and the few human-headed spiders who had been knocked out by the wooden people before also relieved themselves, and the expressions on their faces seemed to want to be ashamed.
In just a few seconds, hundreds of monsters surrounded everyone in the middle, seemingly preparing to kill Lu Yisheng and the others.
"Can you do it?" Lu Yisheng glanced at the wooden man, and saw that it had been in a sluggish state after being put down by the skeleton, as if he was frightened, Lu Yisheng stepped forward and patted its back to help it calm down, and said very warm words in his mouth, "You don't need to kill them, just block them, if you dare to play a slippery head grinder, I will let that skeleton uncle eat you." ”
Hearing this, the wooden man didn't react, but Mr. Skeleton looked expectant.
Just when everyone began to prepare to meet the enemy, in the direction where Chen Xian was located in the most central area of the battlefield, there was a sudden deafening roar, which sounded like the roar of some kind of giant beast in the mountains and forests, a roar of anger to the extreme, and when the roar sounded, the ground also trembled a few times.
Everyone followed the prestige, only to see that Chen Xian, who had been pressed and beaten by the body demon, actually stood up, and he no longer blindly dodged and fled, just stood up in front of the body demon, and his hands covered by parasites also held the terrifying claws of the body demon.
Even if they were hundreds of meters away, everyone could feel Chen Xian's anger.
That's right.
has been unilaterally pressed and beaten by the body demon, Chen Xian is also anxious, the terrifying mask of the sufferer is full of anger, a pair of calm eyes are also occupied by anger, the blood all over the eyeballs seems to be as dense as a spider web, that appearance is more like a demon than the body demon.
"If you can't kill me today..... I'm going to eat you......"