"Uh-huh???"

Looking at Xiao Se with an innocent face, Xiao Yunxian couldn't help but sigh helplessly: "Father, you really don't remember?" ”

"Uh... When you say that, I seem to remember something......"

Xiao Yunxian: "...... Don't talk about it, let's cut off the father-daughter relationship first! ”

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"Ahh Speaking of which, that incident is still related to your unreliable aunt. ”

"Uh... Father, aren't you afraid that your aunt will bite you? ”

Recalling the iron teeth and steel teeth of an older "leftover girl", the corners of Xiao Se's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, and then smiled: "Hehe, isn't there a fairy you now?" ”

"Hmm... Let's not care about anything else, let's talk about what happened? ”

"Ahh That's easy to say, it's hard to say..."

“...... Don't talk about water, hurry up and get to the point!! ”

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In fact, that incident is really laughable to talk about now.

At that time, Xiao Se, who had already married a family, pulled Li Ya, who was also a "young man", to be invited to a marriage banquet held by a fairy world boss (that is, the current blind date conference), but he didn't expect a big accident halfway......

Generally speaking, because of the name of Xiao Se and the Medicine Emperor, Li Ya should be known to everyone in the fairy world.

As a result, something unexpected happened. At that time, a young man who was invited to the marriage banquet didn't know Li Ya's identity because he came from another interface, so he accidentally touched Li Ya's reverse scales......

[Fairy, please stay! ] Below is Wu Ju, the realm of the ethereal spirit world, I don't know what to call the fairy? 】

[Eh, it turns out that Daoyou is not from the fairy world, no wonder... That, below is Li Ya in the fairy world, and I ask Taoist friends to take care of it. 】

[Where is it, I want to ask Fairy Li to take care of me. 】

[Well, I don't know what martial arts friends are looking for me? 】

[The... Actually, it's a bit embarrassing. Look at the fairy temperament under the extraordinary, so...]

(Xian'er: "Could it be that this martial arts friend wants to pursue his aunt?")

Xiao Se: "Uh... Seriously, if only it were that simple, but unfortunately not ......")

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Looking at Wu Ju's blushing face, Li Ya, who had been alone for hundreds of years, suddenly felt that her spring seemed to be coming!

[Huh? That, Daoist friends don't have to be nervous, after all, the purpose of this time is to ......]

[Hey, since the fairy said this, then dare to ask, Ling Mei can be? ] 】

[Hmm??? Did you hear any rumors that the little girl was the only child in the family, and there were no brothers and sisters or anything like that......]

[Ah, is that so?] I saw that the fairy had been looking at the boyfriend all the time, and I thought it was the fairy who was helping Ling Mei a lot... Sorry for wasting the fairy's time. 】

(Xian'er: "...... Father, daughter asks first. Is this martial arts friend still alive? ”

Xiao Se: "Alive." He was lucky, and your aunt happened to find out that she had lost a lot of weight that day. ”

Xian'er: "What do you mean??? ”

Xiao Se: "...... It's because your aunt lost a lot of weight that day, so she didn't have the intention to kill when she was excited, but just "taught" the other party a little. ”

Xian'er: "......")

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【...... Ha? Don't move, what do you mean by that? 】

[Huh? Ah, that. I think the fairy is so beautiful, so it must be good to think that Ling Mei will come. Plus the fairy... It's supposed to be here to help my sister choose a partner, so I came to ask if Ling Mei is here today. 】

[Heh. You mean this fairy looks big? 】

[Hmm... I don't know if it's good or not, but the fairy does look similar to her mother......]

(Xian'er: "With the "praise" of the martial arts friend, I feel that if I were my aunt, this martial arts friend might not even be gray.) ”

Xiao Se: "Well, who's to say it's not. At that time, after Wu Ju finished saying that, the audience was shocked. Don't ask why the audience is shocked, because except for this martial arts friend, no young talent is willing to take the initiative to talk to your aunt. ”

Xian'er: "Isn't this a bit excessive, after all, my aunt is because of her... Father, are you going to marry Aunt Li Ya? The two of you are not related by blood anyway. ”

Xiao Se: "...... What's wrong with you, girl? You almost killed me because you mistook me for betraying your mother, and now you? ”

Xian'er: "But Aunt Li Ya, she is indeed very pitiful......"

Xiao Se: "Whew... Don't worry about this, your aunt and her, there are already people ......"

Xian'er: "Alas!? Father, father, just tell me who my future uncle is!? ”

Xiao Se: "Be good, you'll find out soon......)

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[To be honest, you should really be glad that this fairy has lost weight recently.] Otherwise, today next year will be your memorial day! 】

[Eh... Fairy Li, you are... Yes! 】

The fate of offending Li Ya is often not described by a tragic word. According to Xiao Se's recollection, when Li Ya ended Wu Ju's "small punishment", although Wu Ju's whole person did not receive any physical harm, he was on the verge of mental collapse......

"After this incident, I don't know why people think of you Aunt Li Ya when they mention me. So, in the end, it was your innocent father who once again took the blame. ”

(So this story tells us that in the future, when male compatriots see girls, their mouths will be sweeter, as long as they are not too old, they will all be called sisters or young sisters.) ）