Volume 1 The Story Begins with Tian Tian Chapter 025 Prank

At the same time as the English teacher said "Sit down, please (please sit)", Tang Dashu quietly hooked Shen Jing's stool back. In the cacophony of sounds, there was absolutely no sound from the movement of the stool, and he had used this trick perfectly, but he had never used it on a girl.

"Bang" A person flips on his back mixed with a scream of "ah", which is the comedic effect pursued by Tang Dashu. Of course, he still played a heroic rescue at the last moment, and before Shen Jing's ass landed, he grabbed her arm and pulled her in time, so as to prevent her from going out of the class ---- teach her a proper lesson, if she can't really fall, my brother will be distressed.

The students burst into laughter, Shen Jing was red-faced, and even the teachers burst into tears. This kind of pediatric trick may be made by young teenagers in primary school, and it is indeed rare for it to happen to students at such an old age, at least this is the first time that Teacher Dai has encountered this situation in more than ten years of teaching, and it is still a boy prank on a girl. It's funny because it's rare.

But the reason why a teacher is a teacher is that even if she is trembling with laughter, she must also be a teacher, that is, to clean up classroom discipline, at least to give an explanation to Shen Jing, whose face is flushed. The girl is thin-skinned, and she has really never encountered such a situation of being embarrassed in public.

It's just that the classmates who didn't understand at first could figure it out with their fingers, needless to say, it must be Tang Dashu's trunk, because next to Shen Jing was Wu Qi, she had always been so kind, how could she do such a thing? On the other side, Tang Dashu was lame and didn't laugh, but was a little confused. Everyone is looking forward to the development of the plot, and for the students, it is an antidote to the boring life of the day, which is far more interesting than the class.

"Tang Dashu, could you please explain what's going on?" Teacher Dai finally showed her authority. Although I don't know how Wu Qi happened and I didn't notice how it happened, one on both sides of the "victim" was a boy and the other was a girl, and according to experience, the boy had the highest probability of doing this.

In several main courses, the current teacher Dai has the best impression of Tang Dashu. Before the students in the class were familiar with it, the boy stood out: he read the textbook fluently in American English, and her intonation was very good, which made her incredible. At first, I thought he had done his homework, but when asked random questions, he was usually quick to respond and answered appropriately in English. This ability cannot be achieved by reading textbooks well, the basic skills must be solid, and the level must be excellent.

Especially the rescue site visited by foreign guests, so that Mr. Dai remembered him firmly. It is an instinct for teachers to favor students who are good learners. Therefore, it is natural for Tang Dashu, who entered Teacher Dai's sight, to be paid attention to by her in many ways. As a woman, Teacher Dai has always been known for her gentleness, and I am afraid this is also the confidence of Tang Dashu to dare to do this randomly.

"That's right, teacher", Tang Dashu stood up very decently. Talented and always courteous and courteous, such people will please people---- no, please teachers.

"It was Shen Jing who got up quickly, and the bullet on the stool was out of position---- and blamed me for being slow to react and failing to hold her in time. Not next time, teacher. Tang Dashu explained this cheekily, listening to his words sounded like self-blame, but the taste of asking for credit was more obvious.

A few classmates laughed, and they all sat around and therefore knew better what was going on.

Teacher Dai definitely didn't want to make a big fuss: Aside from Tang Dashu's good grades, which young boy hasn't done some pranks? They are all people who have come from the past, and this kind of malicious joke will also be the most difficult memory in their lives to erase. Since Tang Dashu gave a more "reasonable" explanation---- of course she didn't believe in this explanation, she still decided to adopt it, as long as the other party did not object.

"Classmate Shen Jing, is that the case for you?" She asked. Shen Jing is a member of the study committee, and she has always behaved as a good girl, and Teacher Dai can remember her name.

Shen Jing lowered her head and did not speak.

Tang Dashu's heart lifted, this is a wordless opposition! If she insists on pursuing or doesn't speak all the time, even if Teacher Dai wants to release the water, she won't be able to.

Fortunately, after an embarrassing moment and I don't know how long it was, Shen Jing finally raised her head, she tried to purse her lips, and said softly: "Teacher, I was careless just now, I'm sorry." ”

Okay, the boulder in my heart has finally landed. Shen Jing is interesting enough, and she has carried all the things by herself! This made Tang Dashu start to think crankily: "Is she really interesting to me, and would rather bear her own mistakes than keep my glorious image?" ”

Men are so cheap, they can think about a little thing crookedly, and the more they think about it, the more crooked they become, especially for the hairy young man who is in estrus.

Throughout the class, Tang Dashu was thinking wildly, guessing for a while why Shen Jing suddenly ignored him, and then wondering if she was playing a game to catch him, and then thinking about what it meant for her to take care of everything, anyway, her mind was like a wild one, as if it could penetrate her heart.

Classes in vocational schools are two classes in succession. During the recess, Tang Dashu wanted to approach Shen Jing and say sorry, sometimes a slight concession and weakness were the prelude to another attack. But Shen Jing didn't give him a chance at all, and as soon as the teacher announced the end of class, she left the classroom and didn't appear until the class bell rang again.

During this period, countless male classmates congratulated and praised his performance, although he knew what was going on in the hearts of these kids, Tang Dashu was still a little proud, no matter whether my brother did well or not, right or not, at least she must have me in her heart now.

He just didn't think about whether she was angry or something else.

Every Friday there are three or four periods of physical education, and usually, except for a group trot lap, the rest of the time is free movement. At this time, the male students will play basketball and football, and the female students will gather on the playground to watch them squander their sweat and courage. This is also the moment to stimulate the potential of the male students present, and they will run until lunch every time. With their current stamina, they can play two full games.

This is usually Tang Dashu's favorite moment, because there are no students from other classes to join, the huge football field needs more players to join, and he has the opportunity to start and play the whole game. Alas, if you don't have the same skills as others and want to play, what kind of torture was it for Tang Dashu back then!

I wanted to talk softly to her on the playground and open her heart knot by the way, but she has been staying with a few girls, even if her face is as thick as Tang Dashu after being reborn, it is not easy to come to her side and whisper. Obviously, there is no such intimate relationship, and it will be very embarrassing to have to do intimate acts. Since the time is not right, it is better to wait until the right time. The hard work on the football field and the smile of the Bo girl, at present, the former is more tempting.

The captain spends time on both sides of the team, splitting into two sides in a large team of the main team of the class soccer team and a mix of alternates and amateurs, which can sometimes be very challenging. It is necessary not only to make the two sides evenly matched---- so as not to affect the emotions of the weak side on one side, but also to meet the latent needs of some players to form gangs and factions, and the captain must come forward. At this time, in a team with only five to seven main players on the opposite side, even Tang Dashu's previous level can play the main team.

It's different now. In the past two months of training, Tang Dashu's physical fitness has reached the best in history, and after all, he has more than ten years of football knowledge, and he is only better in some awareness and running positions. He has absolute confidence in the accuracy of his passes, as he once practiced shooting in the ball room for two months in his last year before graduating. Although time has passed, these memories remain in the brain, and after a short run-in, they have been fused together. These were faithfully shown in the subsequent melee, and the reason why it is said to be a "scuffle" is because everyone is wearing the same uniform, mixed with several regular uniforms---- represented by Tang Dashu and others, and people who are not familiar with it can't tell which side is which.

At this time, the Chinese team had not declined as badly as it did later, and domestic fans still had expectations for them---- and they did meet this expectation and stumbled into the big stage of the World Cup six years later, in 2002, although they did not show any bright spots. During this period, the national team's tactics of long passing and hanging were so popular that under the influence of this, all football teams on campus took whether they could receive high balls and whether they could pass and shoot from a distance as a sign of whether the players were qualified. As for the dribbling kung fu on the feet, the requirements are not so big, nine out of ten people are "passing the ball", except for a few feet that are really delicate.

Therefore, in the past, Tang Dashu was not wronged if he couldn't mix with the main force. First of all, he lacks strength and can't drive out with big feet, so the defender is not qualified; His technique is wild, self-taught, loose footwork, unable to control the ball in midfield, and not fast enough; Be a striker, there are already enough candidates.

It is not surprising that the striker is so unvalued in the 95 vocational class football team, because when everyone is about the same level, anyone can enter the goal with one foot, and it is not a big problem whether it is a striker. Except for the occasional special good, all strikers belong to the "cadre placement", ---- the patent of some people who are old but not good at the level but must have a place in the team. Because it's better for the striker to lose the ball, it's a big deal to try to get it back!

The student football team is not like a professional team, the former is to play the midfield for fun, and the grasp of the formation only reaches the realm of "there is a formation in the heart and no formation under the feet". The midfield here refers to a huge place between the opponent's goal line and your own goal line, so there is no physical strength, no explosiveness, and you can't even touch the ball.

This is in response to a saying of later generations, "As long as you stand on the tuyere, pigs can fly."

This is also the reason why the reborn Tang Dashu runs and sprints every night. As long as the physical strength is good, a little football skills can be the main force; And when the physical strength is not good, any fancy technology is in vain.

He was running all over the audience, with vigorous steps and a long breath, just so that Shen Jing could see and praise "The body is so good"! It is said that women are pleasing to themselves, and men are actually that virtuous.