Chapter 301: Navy Birthday
20200423 Thursday Navy birthday
In the morning, I ate a cake from Qingxin with milk. The eggs are steamed enough to open and flow everywhere.
At work, Mr. Xu went home to accompany his father. In the afternoon, I dug up the yarn that was rolled up in the wheel of the chair, and gave up after a long time. On Taobao, I searched for a member of the recording for a day, and I looked at the dishes to be bought later, picked out tenderloin, eggplant or something, ginger and garlic still wanted to buy a little bit by myself. After work, I plan to ride to the supermarket.
I took out the card for a long time, and I couldn't get out, and I was so angry that I scolded this card, and I should have come out early. I threw the card in the basket and the phone on it, and rode away. It's a little cold around the corner, so let's go home first.
Divert home, park, but the card is gone. This one who usually doesn't fall out of the house actually fell out today. I immediately went back to look for the card, but I couldn't pull out the bicycle stuck in it, so I had to walk on foot. All the way to the parking spot downstairs of the company, there was none.
Calling the service center, she asked me for the license plate number
I said, I don't know. I stopped there and walked away
She said, "Card number?" I don't remember
I said, I don't remember.
She said, it's okay, give me the ID number
I said, someone else's card, I don't know.
When I called Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu didn't know his husband's card number and ID number.
Walking back slowly, the car has not been taken away, it turned out to be 07438, parked at No. 09 at 5-0046. By the way, yes, she helped me report the loss, and I walked home hungry
The little prince called, and I said, why are you so early
He said, where is it early
I said, oh, it's not early, it's past 6 o'clock. It's me who came back late.
And he said, What is lost
I said, bike card. If you're hungry, eat a mango first.
He said, "Lost again."
I said, don't blame me, he ran out
He said it wanted to go out and see the outside world.
I said it was scolded by me today and got angry. I reported the loss for a long time
He said, "Are you still deducting the fee?"
I said, no, I've already reported the loss. Later came back and found the car.
He said that when to change this problem, how can it be thrown into the basket of the car
I said, I don't usually throw it out, but today it lost its temper
He said, it's all people's fault, right?
I said, yes, I scolded it. And it fled. Okay, I'm going to roll the noodles and eat.
He said, "Isn't that going to be a face?"
I said, you can eat it without sending it
He said, "How to eat it." You're eating indiscriminately, aren't you?
I said, I wanted to buy groceries, but the rice hadn't arrived yet
He said, why hasn't the rice arrived yet.
I said, yes. Ouch, this electric kneading is really unreliable
He said, you're too lazy to do this, and you need to be electric to knead the dough
I said, this doesn't work, forget it
He said, what I just said the day before yesterday, you are now deaf to the wind again, right?
I said, no, it's difficult for me to operate, I buy rice, and the rice can't be reached. Missing. I want to go to the supermarket, but I feel cold.
He said, "Did you just ride back?"
I said, I want to go. But I thought about making noodles to eat first, anyway, today is Thursday, and it's not good to go grocery shopping on a cloudy Friday.
He said, "Your mouth is full of trains all day long." I didn't expose you, you thought I was a fool, didn't I?
I said, "No." I can send you a screenshot to show you.
He said, forget it, I'm very disappointed in your meal
I said, no, I'll take a screenshot for you. I can also make noodles now
He said, don't do it, make pancakes and eat them.
I said, I have a lot of powder, or do I want to make steamed buns
He said, add some water to make pancakes, and make steamed buns on other cloudy days
I said, okay.
Stuck up, phone.
Even moved, called him. Shut me off
He said, what did he say yesterday.
I said, I'd better charge 10 yuan. He said that the 40G is Tencent Software
He said,Isn't that deceiving consumers?,You said you're handling it.,When the card was introduced, it said that Tencent software was free of traffic.,What is free quality.,Now it's 40G,You are tantamount to deceiving consumer rights。 I went to complain to him. I called him and asked him to compensate me twice as much.
I said, really, the complaint suggested that he be advised.
The little prince called back and said that he would reply to him by 9 o'clock.
I said, Yin Yin said that it was 19 a month, and I rushed 30, and now there is still a week to go and I have no money.
He said that she just said that she would reply to me within 24 hours, and I said that I missed tonight, and I don't know when I will get a call, and my phone is not with me, and you can't reach me.
I said, then you are working overtime on a cloudy day
He said that more than 90% of the people who have to work overtime on cloudy nights have to work
I said, I have to work overtime on Saturdays too. Ouch, why is it so bright on your side, it's dark on my side.
He said, I don't want to go back, the room smells very strong. He came back last night, the sound was very loud, I woke up, opened the window, breathed, finally at 11 o'clock, he finally slept, I want to sleep too, mosquitoes came again. I didn't fall asleep until after 12 o'clock.
I said, "What do you use to kill mosquitoes?"
He said that electric mosquito coils. It's so cold outside
I said, I don't wear a sweatshirt on a cloudy day, it's empty. So where do you wait. Band?
He said, "Don't open the door."
I said, watch TV?
He said, forget it, it's okay, I'll go back to my room. I'll call you later
hung up the phone, contacted the bicycle card again, and then chatted in the second sister group, seeing that she lived in a new home, and was planning to tidy it up. I showed my second brother-in-law my Tik Tok clothes storage. Clear the stickers that stick to the scale.
It turned out that the little prince called half an hour ago, and I replied to the little prince, at 8 o'clock, saying that the second sister had moved to a new home.
I said that I really had a feeling of getting rough hands when I was doing it lately.
The little prince laughed.
I went to dry my socks, and the little prince hadn't washed yet.
I said, I'm looking forward to May Day
He said, "You're going home on May Day, aren't you?"
I said, yes. I'm going to pick up the quilt.
What the little prince is looking at, I also look at the home hacks on the Internet, such as the bag of shoes can be used to polish shoes, make desiccant or something.
The little prince turned out to watch a promotional video for the birthday of the Navy.
also posted a circle of friends.
I said, at first, I also wanted to post a circle of friends for the birthday of the Navy, and the copywriting was written
He said, "You're not, what are you sending?"
I said, yes.
He said, this promotional video is well done, 3 minutes, have you watched it
I said, 3 minutes? Then I didn't read it, I thought you said the official account
He said, open Douyin, it's all this. Send it to you to see
It took half a day to take it. No sound, just look at a bunch of equipment.
He said, "How."
I said, not tender enough, a lot of warships or something
He said, do you know how important warships are
I said, I don't know.
He said, do you know how much a sea and air carrier costs?
I said, hundreds of millions??
Hundreds, if not hundreds of billions, he said
I said, it's too expensive, I can't afford it
He said that this is not a question of money or not, aircraft carriers are an extension of combat capabilities
I said, what the hell are you doing?
And he said, Don't you know? Let's put it this way, for example, in long-range combat, there are two methods, launch missiles
I said, or fly a plane and sail over.
He said what to do if the fighter plane would run out of fuel.
I said, fly the plane and refuel.
He said what if the plane had to stop halfway through, or set sail
I said, I see, aircraft carriers are for planes to stop, or planes to take off, or to refuel planes
He said, yes. And it's a combination of defense and attack. Defense is equivalent to cover, and when someone else hits you, I can hide behind this cover. To attack is to take the initiative to attack the enemy
I say, the equivalent of a tank.
He said, yes. It is a mobile pillbox on the sea.
I said, but it's so expensive.
He said, "If we don't have money, we must build an atomic bomb, why?" Back then, there was no atomic bomb, and it was necessary to tighten the belt. Why
I said, I'm afraid that people will fight.
He said that Japan was dropped two atomic bombs by the United States
I say, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Hiroshima and Nakashaki..
He said, why do you follow the United States again, because people are strong. Although we did not have the capability at that time, we still had to build an atomic bomb and a hydrogen bomb.
I said, Deng Jiaxian, the father of the two bombs.
He said, just like Geng Shuang said, if you don't have a sword in your hand, it's not the same thing as not having a sword in your hand
I said, Little Navy, look at how good this Geng Shuang said. Who is he?
He said a spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
I said, the atomic bomb is terrible, and Japan is really unlucky.
He said that Japan has a wall with shadows on it. When the atomic bomb fell, the explosion blew up the person in an instant, but the second before it disappeared, the bright light was on the person, and a figure was formed behind it, which was directly embedded in the wall
I said, you talk nonsense, the light is gone, the shadow is gone, how can you embed it
He said that the atomic bomb had a lot of light and heat
I said, oh, it's the heat, the shadow blocks some of the heat, and that's what stays.
He said, yes
I said, that makes sense. The Jews also have a wall, and the Wailing Wall is famous. It's almost 9 o'clock.
He said, I'll call Unicom again.
When he came back after the call, he said that he would reply to him at half past nine.
I said, Ningbo issued electronic consumption vouchers, and our office went to grab them, and I grabbed 25. Oops, it's almost expired, and I'm going to the supermarket on a cloudy day to buy something. 25 off over 100.
And he said, Look at this sword. Navy sword
I said, because you don't have a warship, do you use a long sword as a ship?
He said that this is only available to graduates. We don't. I called Unicom
I said, the customer service is a girl
He said, yes
I said, you like to call customer service so much, is it because people are girls?
He laughed and said, you say that, I think of a joke, a man called customer service and knew it was his wife. He said, I made a mistake, kneeling durian or washboard customer service said, for the sake of family harmony, kneeling washboard man said, nonsense, you asked me to kneel durian yesterday.
I said, what a durian to kneel, kneel on the nail board.
He said, "Sure enough, it's the most poisonous thing in a woman's heart."
I said that men like to call and harass customer service because most of the customer service is female.
He said, who is bored.
I said, 10086 was also harassed at the beginning
The little prince called Unicom and said that she would refund me 19 yuan
I said, you lied to me, if you want to return it, it will be given to me, how can I give it to you
He said, because I said I don't use that card
I said, how does it seem like I lied to my mother
He said, don't lie to you, take a screenshot of a cloudy day for you. Day after tomorrow.. I was murderous with her just now, and she was also murderous, saying that's it, you didn't see it clearly. I'll just say that you can't talk well, if not, we'll talk to the superior leaders about this issue.
I said, "I'm threatening someone."
He said, "No threat, we're going to solve the problem, right?" The content of its advertisement does not match, small print is small print, and the advertisement can't say that. She said to go to the business hall to return, and I asked her to return it to me directly, so as not to get the business hall and kick the ball again. Okay, I'm going to hand over my phone, and I'll tell you more about it the day after tomorrow
I said, okay. Reluctant
He said, "Remember."
I said, eat well.
He said that it should be delicious on a cloudy day.
I said, yes
Good night