Chapter 129: Fun Facts About Going to School
20191107 Fun facts about school on Thursdays
At noon, my sister called me and asked me if I could prepare 800 yuan in cash, and I said yes.
When I got ready, I said that I was going to send it to her office, and she said, not for the time being, she is out, and she will tell me later.
In the afternoon, my sister said that she went to visit a former colleague of Mengheng, also surnamed Wang, and the inspection was fine in May, but the situation has suddenly been bad recently. 90 years. I only got married last year.
Everyone was shocked, and I was also emotional. When my sister came back from visiting, she felt uncomfortable. At this time, words are powerless.
I took the time to send pillows to my sister's friend and also sorted out what I wanted to bring. Send a WeChat message to the little prince and say,
"I suddenly found that I had to pick up a lot of things on a cloudy night
1. Carry the rice back. I don't have a pot. At the end of the month, you can cook and eat
2. Placemats
3. Memory pillow
4. A carton of mineral water
5.2 Newspaper Cup"
After getting off work, I bought 1 rice ball at Lawson and heated it with meatballs, glutinous rice, and roasted wheat.
The little prince called and said, "Why are you doing with so many things?" Don't move the mineral water. I think about it, too, no one drinks mineral water in winter.
And he said, Have you eaten the meal?
I said, can you eat hot meatballs and siu mai at Lawson hot meatballs, this siu mai is super delicious
He said, the balls haven't been eaten yet?
I said, it's almost there, two times left.
When it was hot, I asked him if he wanted to see my dinner, and he told me to eat well. When I finished eating, I said in the group, this siu mai is delicious, and the rest is left for everyone.
My sister joked and asked me to send it. I'll actually go upstairs and get it
The little prince sent a WeChat message and said, do you want to download Pinduoduo and help me
I'm sure it's a lie. He already has 98.2, and he has to make up the red envelope, otherwise the 100 yuan withdrawal opportunity will be invalid.
I said, okay, I'll give it a try.
I sent Ronghua, and Umi.
went upstairs to get the roasted wheat, but she said no, she couldn't eat anything, and her heart was very blocked all day.
I said, I'm here to relieve your boredom, you just lost a chance, congratulations
She said it felt like 100 million had been lost
Actually, when you're sad, you don't need to say too much comfort, and sometimes, it's good to sell cuteness. Because of these things, you can't do anything about it.
I said, "Do you want that?"
She said, yes
I went upstairs and got 2 siu mai and memory pillows, and went downstairs to heat them. We made an appointment to meet at the House of Taste.
The little prince woke up and said that he would stop playing.
I said, how much time is left?
He called the video, and it was like a mouthful of water, gurgling, and I said hang up and play again. was hanging up, and found that there was someone behind the phone, which turned out to be my sister. On the left is Qi Feng leaning his head to provoke me.
hyped up a handful of this delicious siu mai, which was sold very expensively on the Internet, and Dingdong sold out directly. It tastes a bit like the rice dumplings I ate as a child. I thought to myself, I'd like to buy a few packs and give them to taste.
After I ate, I stopped eating and went out with a memory pillow.
The little prince said, don't eat it? (He thinks I'm the king of rubbing rice, why do you rub it after eating?) )
I said, you don't need to eat it again after eating, for example, if you wear a warm dress, why wear it again?
He said, yes, yes. Why don't you go to my sister's place to eat on a cloudy day?
I said, it's better to party, it's too far away to have a meal
He said, let Qifeng pick you up and send you back
I said, it's too troublesome, it's better to party, and it's better to come back
He said, well, it's cloudy and cold, so wear more
I said, winter is finally here? It's a little snow
And he said, I don't know.
Ronghua said that there is no Pinduoduo, and it is necessary to download. I asked the little prince if he still had a lot of money? He said he wouldn't play anymore.
I'll let Ronghua stop it. I turned around at my feet, and he said, don't look at your phone, hang up first.
My sister said that the event was real, and I wanted to get it for the little prince again.
The little prince said that he was no longer valid.
I said, well, Pinduoduo is a liar.
He said it was to attract new customers
I said, it's too hard, and I just said, a hundred new customers per person, wouldn't it be good. Not atmospheric enough
He hid his face and smiled. Let me stop looking at my phone, he goes to watch the news.
I went home, washed my pillowcase, and carried a small bag to visit Yintai. I'm looking at men's clothes, and I feel like my brother looks good in it.
He called the video, and I was taken aback and hurried away.
And he said, Where are you going?
I said, I just looked at the clothes and thought my brother was wearing a good look. I washed the pillowcase, but unfortunately there was only one
He said, one is enough
I said, two washes. But this one does it quickly. Is the network okay
He said, "Okay."
I said, I'm on the second floor, and I see that the shoe fair downstairs is still open, and it's not down
He said, "Talk nonsense, and give it to people."
I said, "If they hear, I will worship them as a teacher."
I went into the store and said, "Yintai is the best, it can take a walk, it can be pleasing to the eye, and it can keep up with the trend."
He said, yes, yes, this is the best.
I got on the elevator and went straight to the fourth floor. There's a book city there. There is a stage in front of the book city
I said, I don't know what this stage is for.
He said, the artist
I said, sure? Isn't it a book seller? You see, there are clay pots here
He said that pickles.
I said, uh. No, it's so pretty. I sat down in my chair.
He said, in the future, we will go to Jingdezhen, Jiangxi Province to do one
I said, I can do it in Ningbo, why bother to go to Jiangxi
He said, the environment is different
I said, okay, I can also look at my college roommate Peng Ling. Fujian is nothing fun
And he said, Tulou,
I said, just watch.
A child across the street greeted me and pointed to the child in purple and said her name was Fanfan
I said, "You wear a pink coat, but you call her a pink fan."
Pink said she snatched my balls
The pink clothes pounced on the ball, were bounced up, and had a lot of fun
Fan Fan is still chattering, she snatches my ball.
I went to the store to see the clothes of the model at the door and said that I would come back with a discount. He's looking at something, too.
When I got to Weidis, I said, it's amazing, 11 yuan for 111 days, it's very cheap. I calculate, every day is. 10 bucks. Forehead.. That's not right,
And he said, Calculate carefully,
I said, 1 cent a day. I'll do it.
Walking up to the store, he said, "You let me see the ad first."
I'll go back and show him it, and he said that it was 11 yuan to buy a card.
I said, uh, I was wrong
He said that people are not fools
I said, I said, 4 yuan a day, why is it so cheap all of a sudden. I went shopping at Decathlon. Look, you rode a bike when you were a kid
He smiled,
I went to watch people play table tennis, and he said I was going to join in the fun again. I looked at it a few times and left, and the child seemed a little nervous.
Out of the door, I asked, do you know Wang LJ?
He said, I don't know, what's wrong
I said, just ask, he is also from Anhui
He said, I know all the people in Anhui
I said, "Coincidentally, he is also surnamed Wang." There shouldn't be many of you surnamed Wang, but there should be more people with the surname Jia (Jia Baoyu, Ning Guo Rongguo)
I went into the store and looked at the women's clothes, and he looked at something.
After a while, he said, what did you just say?
I said, I didn't say anything
He said, try on clothes or something
I said, and the clerk said, "If you like it, give it a try." I'm not going to try it today, let's see first.
There is a recruitment at the door that says, only talking about the recruitment of dreams are hooligans, I took a picture of the little prince to see, and said, next time I come here, the writing is emotional
He said, "Okay."
I said, I often do this, Meituan has a coupon less than 5% off, so I buy it. Tun up, have a chance to eat
He said, what to do if it expires
I said, the money will be refunded automatically after the expiration date. So I think it's good
He suddenly asked, what's wrong with my sister today?
I said, it's the king I asked you about at the beginning. He was sick. May was fine, a few days ago I was uncomfortable to go for a physical examination, and it turned out to be late. My sister visited him in the morning, and he moved to Shanghai in the afternoon. I got married last year, and my sister went to participate. Now the family is desperate.
I also had a sad face. The little prince asked, what kind of cancer is it?
I said, I asked, but my sister didn't say. It is estimated that he has a lot of work pressure, and I heard that he travels in Africa for half of the year, which is dangerous
He said, eating problems?
I said, possibly, nutrition can't keep up.
He said, so, tell us, don't drag it out if you're sick.
I said, he did the physical examination too. In fact, people are really small, and things don't happen to them, and they are all light. My big sister is more like my sister, and she will experience these sad things of her classmates and colleagues, and I am more graced, so I don't need to empathize with them.
He said, it's all right
I said that my sister had a good friend who grew up together, and she had a good life. He used to open a restaurant, and she took the children to play in the mountains and rivers by herself. Suddenly, one day, the hotel exploded, and there were no people on the way to the hospital. I also know this sister, and everyone was sad for a while. It's still the Mid-Autumn Festival. Compared to cancer, which has time to say goodbye slowly, the sudden and painful death is really heart-wrenching. However, the girls in the house are also strong, and her husband died suddenly, and he took care of his two children alone and reopened the store, and he survived.
I lowered my head, and the little prince said, it's okay, you have me
I said, well, I'm strong too
And he said, What do you say?
I also burst out laughing, I'm not saying what you're going to do. I'm just saying that I'm pretty good at fighting as a girl in the house
He said, "My trigeminal nerve.
I said, ah, it's not like you're going to have an accident, phew.
He said, oops, my trigeminal nerve
I said, haha, and suddenly the two of them started laughing.
I was about to sneeze all of a sudden, and I couldn't get it out for a long time, and he stared at me in the video, ahhh
I laughed, and you hit me back. Did you just scold me? Otherwise how could I sneeze
He said, it's too late for me to hurt you, how can I scold you
I said, I'll try it (so I nodded my forehead with my hand and said silently, the little prince is a little fool)
He sneezed, and I laughed and said, "I just scolded you for being a little fool."
I was getting off the elevator and said, take some fruit for my sister Qifeng on a cloudy day.
He said, "They have, and if you don't go to their house to eat, you don't have to go."
I said, yes, they probably won't be able to finish it. I ate it slowly, and gave the dragon fruit to my colleagues.
He said, do you know how to cut dragon fruit?
I said, in half, take a knife and draw a lattice, and you can go up
And he said, hey, you know
I said, "I'm looking at this too." How to cut fruit or something. In fact, the dragon fruit is still peeled, and it is more vigorous to eat it by gnawing on it
He said, yes, one for each person.
I said, I used to buy a small one for dinner, it was very cool. By the way, let me tell you, the shelf life of eggs is only one month
He said, I'll be fine with the refrigerator
I said, no, it's only for a month. Luckily I took your eggs out, otherwise they would have expired by then
He said that at the end of the month, Mom and Dad will come
I said, you left at the end of October, they came at the end of November, and they had been checking for a month, plus the eggs were not born at the end of October.
And he said, well, you've got a lot of credit
I said, no, not only did I solve the problem of the egg stinking, you think, if the whole refrigerator stinks, it would be terrible
He said, yes, I guess I'm going to throw it away
I said, and, in case the smell wafts out, the whole room stinks
He said that the house still had to be pushed to the top of the roof
I said, the most important thing is that when people come to the house for a party, and when they smell the smell, they say that the house stinks, and the reputation stinks. Notorious
He said, "You've saved everybody."
I said, yes, I didn't just take a few eggs, I took away everyone's bad luck
He said, thanks to you.
I said, this is no joke, there is a missing iron nail, and a horseshoe is missing. Lost a horseshoe, lost a warhorse. Lose a horse, lose a general, lose a general, lose a battle. Lost a battle, destroyed a nation. You say yes or no.
He said, yes, yes, what Mr. Lin taught
I said, haha, very good, good student, study hard. At the end of the year, let your parents meet the teacher and mention milk or something. Like my mom and dad, see the teacher and carry milk
And he said, Thou shalt not drink it. Bought a bunch last time
I say, then yogurt. Well, I don't drink much pure milk either. Although I am deficient in calcium. I was really deficient in calcium because I lacked love when I was a child
He laughed and said, lack of love when he was a child?
I said, yes, I have to make it up
He said, "Eat what you want to make up."
I said, if you eat what you eat, you can eat more pig brains
He said, stop talking, break it
I said, "That's a good thing to say."
He said, stop talking, break it
I said, listen to me, what to eat and make up for what is wrong. For example, do you eat fish eyes and fill your eyes/
He said, "Yes."
I said, "The fish is dead, what kind of eyes are these eyes?"
He said, hahaha, dead fisheye
I said, "Well, how do you make up for your eyes?" So, the pig brain is too, is the pig stupid, or is it smart and yin?
He said, stupid
I said, then I told you to eat pig brains, that is, you are too smart yin, you need to get rid of a little
He said, "I don't listen, I don't listen."
I said, as the saying goes, the word is against the ear.
He had a good meal, and I said, okay, then what do you say to eat to replenish your brain
He said, walnuts
I said, really? It's just a stiff scalp
He said that the advertisement said, replenish the brain, six walnuts. By the way, there are six walnuts at home
I said, huh? Where is it?
He laughed suddenly, and I thought he was laughing at the dimming of my face being lit by the flashing lights of the car, and he said, if you knew, I would have moved back a long time ago
I said, what about you, everything is good, but there is a little bit of it, always to the point.
He laughed
I said, to the point. Pierced in the heart, old iron?
He laughed and said, I'll change it, I'll change it
I said, I'll have to go back and see it, lest the rats take it away
He said, "Oh, and the rats, and then you'll tell your sister that the things were moved by the mice, right?"
I said, maybe. Rats have a lot of strength. My shoes were taken away. I put it on top of a trash can
He said, "Someone will be dumped in the trash can."
I said, this trash can of mine is a sample, I never use it. The outside is footfoot, and inside is a small bucket. I put my shoes on it. I don't use trash cans, I usually throw them away
And he said, Thou shalt . . . It's too lazy. Give it back to someone else
I said, "It's common." Pour it once a day. Oops, I'm chatting with you, it's too small, and the wrinkles are growing
He said, where is the age, how can you rely on people everywhere
I said, what did you say, and you mentioned the age again, it pierced my heart, Lao Tie
He said, where did he learn, and said this sentence a few times
I said, I don't know where I learned it, what Lao Tie is
He said that it is a Northeast dialect, which means classmate, brother
I said, it's time to get home, put the bag down. I love this little bag so much, I'll make a few more in the future
He said, like a little little Erlang.
I said, haha, we don't carry school bags to school. In junior high school, everyone is holding their hands, and they look very mature. Aren't you like that?
He said, "No."
I said, we are like this, we think that when we are mature, we will not carry our school bags. Who knew that when I went to the county seat to study in high school, I saw that people in the city were carrying schoolbags, so I hurriedly bought a bag.
He laughed.
I said that I still memorized it in elementary school, because textbooks had to be taken home, and junior high school books were piled on the table
He said, take it home and copy your homework
I said that only people copied my share and rushed me to do my homework. It's the same in elementary and junior high school. Junior high school is still easy, but high school is difficult. Especially physics.
He said, "I hate the physical knowledge of the universe the most, calculating the volume of the planet.
I said, I didn't learn this. Physics of various accelerations, velocities, frictions, drags. It's very mysterious. Teachers often use Audi and Alto as examples. Said Alto was chasing Audi.
He said he was right. I prefer to count parabolas.
I said that mathematics is also better than physics.
He said, "I like the spatial solid geometry of mathematics the most."
I said, what then.
He said, balls, cuboids, cubes, pyramids and so on
I said, count the volume?
For example, he said, the upper projection is used to find the area
I said, I haven't studied
He said, "You have forgotten."
I said, no, there is no human education version
He said that the version of the Soviet religion we use, this year Jiangsu finally does not use the version of the Soviet religion, and changes the version of the people
I said, good, down the grade.
He said that in the past, Shanghai used to teach in Shanghai, and Jiangsu was taught by the Soviet Union, and the examination papers were self-examined, but this year Jiangsu has finally reformed
I said, congratulations, congratulations, it's too much pressure
He said that today's children are more stressed than when we were children
I said, yes, the tutoring is non-stop
The same is true of his uncle's children, he said. When you are in middle school, people first ask you if you have any special skills. He was busy learning piano, violin, and so on
I said that the children of my colleagues are also in various training courses during the summer vacation.
He said that Zhang Tao went to take the adult college entrance examination a few days ago to be funny, and he even forgot about the difference series.
I said he didn't know the definition.
He said, wait for me to say it, pat the door of the head, I see.
I was tired from sitting, so I got up and moved, intending to press my legs.
He said, then you can press your legs well.
I said, then I'll go to the shower after pressing, and now it's 45 minutes.
And he said, "Okay."
I washed up and saw Peng Ling ask me if I was free to chat
I called the video and said that I was free, but when the little prince came back, I would not be available. He turned off the lights at half past nine.
We talked about how the lights in my room were bright, about how cheap the landlord's lights were, about the little prince resting at 9:30, and about what happened after I got up at 6am.
The little prince called, I hung up Peng Ling, and I made an appointment to continue after half past nine, so I called back to the little prince.
The little prince said, who to talk to?
I said, roommate, Peng Ling
He said, hang people up so soon?
I said that she asked me if I was free to chat, and I told her in advance, and when the little prince came back, I would not be available
He laughed and said, okay?
I said, this is the iron girlfriend
He said, "Lao Tie is."
I said, yes
There was a whistle outside, and he said that he was going to gather the estimate, and it seemed that he would work overtime at night
I said, "Go ahead."
He said, then I'll hand over my phone and go to bed later
I said, okay, good night
He said, good night, dear
I reconnected with Peng Ling to chat, and she was surprised so quickly. We talked about the company's development, the trade war, the staff, the little prince hated my room for being messy, the four of us had a family meeting to scold him, the little prince helped me fold my clothes, and I folded the tofu blocks. Peng Ling's lunch, the money I saved for the walrus and my family forgave me for worrying about me, the pit of the two loans was rescued by the little prince, the traffic difference of Unicom mobile card, etc., and I hurriedly went to sleep at ten o'clock.