"How is that possible?" Jiang Lang said lightly, "Don't laugh, Lord Hebo. I don't mean to laugh at you, the fact that all four of us are flawed is well known in the Wind Turbine. Although the Lord of the Sea has unparalleled hearing in the world, he cannot see with his eyes; Although Brother Hu is unparalleled in height in the world, he can't remember it in his brain; Though my eyesight is unparalleled, my ears cannot hear; As for you, Lord Hebo, although I don't see any special skills, the flaw still exists, that is, you don't have a sense of smell. ”

Bastard! Dead fatty!

Hebo felt that there were more and more sharp arrows piercing his heart.

This sentence "I don't see any specialty" is the sharpest arrow!

"It's a shame that you have such a weak memory." He Bo said coldly, "Don't get closer to Brother Hu, otherwise you will have two defects at the same time." No, it's three, you're still fat. ”

"What, what? You skinny! Jiang Lang glared angrily.

"You fat-headed, big-eared fellow!" Hebo was not to be outdone.

"Huh." Jiang Lang was the first to laugh, "Okay, in order to thank you for carrying me across that dangerous area just now, I won't argue with you." ”

"Hmph." He Bo snorted coldly, "It's good that you know." ”

No, wait, this bastard seems to have just said "piggyback"?

Piggybacking?

Wouldn't he have become his mount?

"You just need to ......" Jiang Lang wanted to continue talking, but was interrupted by He Bo.

"You can wait a minute." He Bo waved his bony arms and said, "You explain what it means to carry you across that dangerous area. ”

"Any questions?" Jiang Lang felt inexplicable, "This is obviously praising you, praising you for being selfless and sacrificing yourself." ”

"That's supposed to be called carrying it." Hebo corrected loudly.

"Huh?" Jiang Lang was stunned for a few seconds, then waved his hand indifferently and said, "It's almost." ”

Almost, these four words were like a sharp sword piercing into Hebo's chest.

"What?" Hebo's eyes widened, "What do you mean it's almost, it's obviously far away." Do you know how to use words, and carry it on your back to reflect the selfless spirit of this adult......"

"Okay, carry it on your back, count me wrong." Jiang Lang loudly interrupted He Bo, who still wanted to continue to popularize knowledge, he was obviously not interested in this issue.

Hmph, it's obviously the wrong thing, what does it mean to say the wrong thing?

He Bo was very unhappy, and when he was about to continue to challenge Jiang Lang, Jiang Lang took the lead in speaking.

"Let's skip this little question, Lord Hebo." Jiang Lang said loudly, "You just need to tell me, why do you think I have a bad memory?" It's well known that you weren't born with a sense of smell, could I be mistaken? ”

Hmph, dead fatty, jump over?

To put it mildly, can you jump over anything with your size?

"Of course you're mistaken." He Bo looked at Jiang Lang and said word by word, "It's not that I don't have a sense of smell, on the contrary, my sense of smell is unparalleled in the world." ”

"How, how is that possible?" Jiang Lang felt incredulous.

Did you really remember it wrong?

Impossible.

The sea has no vision, Brother Hu has no brain, he has no hearing, and Hebo has no sense of smell.

There are a lot of limericks just ridiculing these "characteristics", how can I remember it wrong?

"Lord Hebo, don't worry about this matter." Jiang Lang said comfortingly, "Since everyone has flaws, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Besides, these so-called defects can also bring out our strengths, and the last mechanism is not based on these characteristics of ours? ”

"Yes, the final mechanism is indeed made for the four of us." Hebo said.

"That's why the mechanism is so impregnable."

"Yes."

So, what is the saying? When God closes a window for you, it will definitely open a door for you. No, that's not the case......" Jiang Lang fell into deep thought.

Of course not so.

This dead fat man has no logic at all, who will drill the window when the doors are open?

"Hey, Lord Jianglang." Hebo shouted softly.

But nothing happened.

"Hey, you guy." Hebo's voice was a little louder.

But Jiang Lang was still frowning and thinking, and the flesh all over his body was soft and drooping.

Looking at these fat meat who were relaxing to their heart's content, Hebo suddenly realized that this guy should be taking the opportunity to rest, right?

"Hey, dead fat!" Hebo yelled.

After the roar, Hebo regretted it.

Because he finally remembered that this fat man has no hearing, and when he is not looking at you, there is no way to communicate at all.

It's a waste of time.

"Ah......" Jiang Lang woke up from a dream, "whatever he says, anyway, what I'm going to say is that the so-called defect is also an advantage from another point of view, right?" ”

"Yes."

"So Lord Hebo doesn't have anything to worry about, right?" Jiang Lang's eyes gradually had a smug look.

"Yes."

"So why don't you just admit that you don't have a sense of smell?"

"Because I have a sense of smell." He Bo stared at Jiang Lang's eyes tightly and said, "What I'm missing is taste. ”

"What, what?"

"I said......" He Bo deliberately made every movement of his mouth extremely clear, "I have no sense of taste." ”

"Ahh Jiang Lang froze in place.

Hmph, dead fatty, now you understand how bad your memory is, right?

It's not just memory, it's also bad logic. To put it bluntly, this dead fat man just has a bad brain.

Now there is nothing to say!

He Bo enjoyed the state of affairs very much, and there was no sound on the narrow road.

It's really better to be silent than sound at this time.

But Hebo didn't enjoy it for long, and this silence was broken by Jiang Lang again.

"Taste?"

"Yes."

"Isn't it smell?"

"Of course."

"Oh, I made a mistake. But," Jiang Lang scratched his head laboriously and continued, "It's almost. ”

Almost four words appeared for the second time.

He Bo felt that his chest was once again a sharp sword, and it was far deeper than the first time.

"You bastard!" Hebo yelled loudly, "Do you have a brain? ”

"No brains? That's the Lake-sama. ”

"You...... Do you have long eyes? ”

"No eyes? That's the sea. ”

"You ......" Hebo was so angry that he had nothing to say.

"Bastard!" Hebo volcano erupted and roared, his mouth shaking like a machine gun, "You dead fat man is really stupid, you are not only fat but also deaf, you are not only deaf but also stupid." Ah, you are simply the best in the world, God not only closed the door for you, but also welded all the windows himself, leaving you with no way out. What does a person have to be stupid to be so that they can't tell the difference between taste and smell? ”

This large string of cannons would have been quite lethal in general, but that was for ordinary people.

And Lord Jiang Lang is not an ordinary person after all.

Because he doesn't have hearing, he won't know what you're saying when he's not looking at your mouth.

As a result, Jiang Lang only "heard" a small part of Hebo's big string of words.

Because Hebo was so excited, he used his whole body to exert force together when he spoke. And he didn't wear a shirt, and the trembling ribs instantly attracted Jiang Lang's attention.

Haha, that's funny.

Jiang Lang meditated in his heart while staring at the undulating bones of Hebo.

Is this a thing?

It's just angry bones.

He Bo's words were finally finished, but they didn't have the effect he imagined.

"Okay, okay, Lord Hebo, I know it's wrong." Jiang Lang said lightly.

Does this fat guy really know it's wrong?

Why didn't I see it?

Just as He Bo was watching coldly, Jiang Lang continued: "I'm not a bad person, it's not that I don't have a bad brain......"

No, you're just not in a good head.

"I just haven't been in great shape lately, and you know, I've been playing with a few girls lately."

Several, one, female, child, child.

If the previous words were just sharp arrows and sharp swords, these five sons were simply bullets that swept towards Hebo.

Dead fatty!

He Bo silently cursed in his heart.

Oh my God, what the hell do you think?

Jiang Lang, this guy is so fat, so deaf, so stupid, and so, well, so fat.

It's just useless, why does he keep having girlfriends around him?

And yourself, you can only be with the tea bowl all day long?

Well? Teacup?

Just when he was thinking of the tea bowl, He Bo suddenly felt his lower abdomen twitch.

A very subtle pain came to me.

Bad, broken.

He Bo immediately pressed his stomach with two dry hands.

How many bowls of tea did you drink today?

It seems to be five bowls, which is a lot more than usual. And, most of it is a cold tea.

"Lord Hebo? What's wrong with you? Jiang Lang asked with a smile.

"No, it's fine."

"Really?"

"Of course!"

Bastard!

Hebo clutched his stomach tightly, the pain was coming, and it was getting more and more urgent, and he was afraid that he would have to find a place to solve it.

But this narrow corridor is surrounded by flowers and plants, and there is such a dead fat man as Jiang Lang by his side, do you really want to solve it here?

"You have a stomachache?" Jiang Lang said with a smile.

"No, nothing."

"Haha, Lord Hebo, it's too much to treat my brother as an outsider." Jiang Lang smiled and continued, "As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, it's not a big deal, you just need to solve it among the flowers, and the little brother will help you watch." ”

Flowers?

He Bo frowned and looked to the side.

No, absolutely not here.

This corridor is too narrow, isn't it equivalent to solving it here in front of Jiang Lang, a dead fat man?

Moreover, Jiang Lang, a dead fat man, also has unparalleled eyesight in the world!

"No, nothing." Hebo said with difficulty.

In order not to let Jiang Lang catch the handle, he must not find a random place to solve it. Even if you want to find a toilet for convenience, only the toilet is found in the hallway.

"Really?"

"Nonsense, words. Let's hurry up and get to the office. After speaking, Hebo covered his stomach and walked forward.