Why are there so many grass-headed gods in the world?
Recently, we were asked by the operation officer again: "Since this Black Mountain grandmother in the story can lead the big and small immortal families outside the Guanwai, then she should be regarded as an immortal with major cultivation, right?" ”
Although we don't know what he meant by asking, we still replied on the principle of one thing to say: "It's natural." ”
However, the guy didn't give up: "Since there is a major cultivation, and you say that people are not righteous gods, then what is the technical standard of this righteous god?" ”
At this time, we are even more confused: "Who said that Grandma Black Mountain is not a god?" People are in the Northeast, there are family temples, believers, and incense offerings, and they are a righteous god! ”
Who knew that as soon as our words fell, the guy jumped up when he landed: "You obviously wrote in the book, Yang never wore a robe to worship Grandma Montenegro, because Grandma Montenegro is not a god, aren't you going back on your word to deceive readers?" ”
Only then did we know what the problem was, so we pointed to the original text with a smile and a smile: "What I wrote is 'not Taoist Zhengshen'!" ”
However, as soon as we were halfway through our words, the guy was even more angry: "This black mountain grandmother is wearing silk and satin hair, and she is obviously not dressed as a sister-in-law, so can she still be a Buddhist immortal?" ”
"Apparently not!"
"Then you still say that she is not a Taoist immortal!?"
"This ...... What is this called? Dare to love the immortals in this world, if they are not Buddhists, they have to be Taoists? Then what do you make the clergy and priests in the church think, the angels of God who are worshiped by others are not immortals? ”
"That'...... That's different! These foreign monks are from outside, and what we are talking about now is the local native immortals! These native immortals are either Buddhists or Taoists! ”
Come, if you have the same thoughts as the operation officer, please raise your claws and take a look......
Don't worry, there are a lot of people who think the same way as you.
Many people subconsciously think that immortals like birthday stars, gods of wealth, and lands who have serious priesthood and are not dressed as Buddhas and Bodhisattvas should be Taoist immortals.
But the truth is...... The vast majority of them are not!
Because the Taoist immortals must have a serious Taoist number and the origin of the Taoist teacher to count.
For example, the generalissimo (Nezha) of the Three Altars Sea Society, he is a Taoist immortal.
As for the Montenegrin grandmother mentioned above, she obviously does not have this long list of road numbers.
Therefore, Grandma Montenegro is a righteous god (with a temple and incense), but not a Taoist god.
As for which god Grandma Montenegro is, you have to look down.
Why are most of the gods who enjoy offerings in Middle-earth not Taoist gods?
This is mainly because Taoists don't like to make offerings to large teams of immortals.
Because the ultimate goal of Taoist cultivation is to become an immortal by yourself, then you are an immortal, and I am also an immortal.
This is quite special.
Christians always want to go to heaven, and Buddhist disciples also take Western bliss as their ultimate goal, but they all want to change to a good place to live after death, not to join the immortal system.
Of course, no one will refuse to join the organization, but it doesn't matter if you don't.
However, this is not the case with Taoism, and people themselves rush to become gods and join the organization.
Therefore, there are very few immortals who are accepted by Taoists as their own category (there are more immortals in the sky, there is no place for them), and there are many restrictions on this rule.
For example, you must be a disciple of the lower disciple of the Sanqing Seat, and you must have a clear and traceable relationship between the upper and lower teachers (there is a Taoist name given by the master).
For example, Yang Jian, Nezha, and Jiang Shang (with a Taoist number), they are Taoist immortals; And Nezha's father, Li Jing, the king of Tota (without a road number), is not.
The advantage of this is that when the Taoist priests offer incense to the gods they offer, they will not feel too uncomfortable.
Everyone is a brother taught by the same master (the Taoist priests are all generations of disciples of Sanqing, and their teachers are only passing on the karma on behalf of Sanqing).
So Grandma Montenegro is not a Taoist immortal, even if she is the sworn sister of the Tongtian Sect Master (one is passed down as Lingbao Daozun) and the wife of the Jinhua Sect Master, then she is not a Taoist immortal (no Taoist number).
Not only is she not, but even her righteous sister Jinhua Sect Master is not a Taoist immortal (there is no Dao number), as for what immortal system the two of them belong to, you have to continue to look down.
Hey, the operation officer said again: "According to your calculations, the two of them are not considered immortals of the family, and you are too much." ”
What's wrong with this?
Nezha's brother Muzha is still a Buddhist disciple who follows the Bodhisattva's practice!
Relatives to relatives, sects to sects, these are two different things!
Hearing us say this, the operation officer was at a loss for words: "You...... You can't be fooling me, right?
Forget about anything else, Nezha and his father Li Tianwang are both officials serving in the heavenly court, can this not be a Taoist immortal? ”
You're right.
Most of the immortals in the Heavenly Court are not Taoist immortals, and only a small number of them belong to Taoism.
I'll show you the proof.
In the twenty-fourth chapter of "Journey to the West", "Wanshou Mountain Daxian Left His Old Friend Wuzhuang Guanxing Stealing Ginseng", it is said that there is a couplet pasted in front of the Wuzhuang Guanmen: 'Immortal Immortal Mansion, and the same longevity Taoist family as the sky'.
Sun Monkey was happy when he saw it: "This Taoist priest is bluffing people by saying big things. When my grandson made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, he never saw such a thing at the head of the Taishang Laojun's door."
When the incense arrived, Tang Seng stepped forward, poured incense into the furnace with his left hand, bowed three turns, and turned back after worshipping: "Xiantong, your Wuzhuang view is really the Western fairy world, why not offer the three Qing, the four emperors, and Luo Tian Zhuzai, and only serve the two words of heaven and earth to the incense?" ”
The boy smiled and said: "Don't hide it from the teacher, these two words, the (heaven) above, are still in courtesy; The (earth) below cannot bear our incense. It was the master of the family who came out of it. ”
Sanzang said: "What is flattery? ”
The boy said: "Sanqing is a friend of the family teacher, the fourth emperor is the old man of the family teacher, Jiuyao is the younger generation of the family teacher, and Yuanchen is the guest of the family teacher." ”
Everyone was too familiar with what happened after that, and Tang Seng and the four of them suffered a big loss here in Zhen Yuanzi.
No one else drove their hands, and they copied the four masters and apprentices in it with a copy of their sleeves, and even Sun Wukong's somersault cloud didn't run.
In the whole "Journey to the West", Sun Dasheng has not suffered from deflated, but it is rare to be unable to escape like this, and he has suffered such a big loss on the Five Fingers Mountain of the Buddha.
From here, it can be seen that this Zhenyuan Immortal may not be modest enough for an immortal, but he does have the capital to be proud of.
People's cultivation is on par with Sanqing Rulai, and they should be immortals who cultivated in the same batch as Sanqing.
To put it simply, he and Sanqing were classmates at the same time.
This Taoist immortal belongs to the Sanqing Sect, although Zhen Yuanzi in "Journey to the West" is dressed as a Taoist priest, but he is not a Taoist immortal, because he is not taught by Sanqing!
Although Zhen Yuanzi and his disciples also wore Taoist robes, it was just to show that he and Sanqing had a better relationship, and they were good enough to wear the same pair of pants.
The two can be considered allies, but they are not subordinate to each other.
Speaking of which, I think everyone should have a concept, that is, the Taoist immortals we usually think of are actually just immortals who work in the same heavenly court, or express submission and vassal to the rule of the heavenly court, and not all of them belong to Taoist factions.
One of them is typical of Zhen Yuanzi, he neither holds a position in the heavenly court, and when Sun Dasheng made trouble in the heavenly palace, he did not intervene to help any party, he was a family by himself, and he was very happy.
It's just that on the queen mother's birthday, he gave the queen mother two ginseng fruits as congratulatory gifts.
And the point of giving congratulatory gifts is not necessarily really a birthday congratulatory to the Queen Mother.
Don't you think that Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit and the queen mother's peach orchard are ripe for nine thousand years, and eating them can lead to immortality, ascend to immortals, and live with heaven and earth is a cure?
It is nothing more than that the yield of ginseng fruit is not as high as that of peaches (there is only one ginseng fruit tree and only thirty-six ripe at a time, while the Queen Mother has 3,600 peach trees).
Therefore, it is very debatable whether Zhen Yuanzi gave a congratulatory gift, whether it was a birthday celebration or a demonstration to the queen mother.
At this time, I saw that the operating officer was quite confused and asked us: "I asked about Grandma Montenegro, and you told me "Journey to the West" for a long time...... So what exactly are you trying to say? ”
It's very simple, that is, "Journey to the West" writes about Tang monks learning scriptures on the surface, but secretly it writes about how to intrigue between the three immortals in the heavenly court system, the Taoist lineage, the queen mother line and the earth immortal system (Zhen Yuanzi considers himself the ancestor of the earth immortals).
In addition, there is also the story of foreign Buddhist immortals (who also surrender to the heavenly court, but the heavenly court cannot directly dispatch them) to intervene in the left and right, and finally take the fire from the fire.
Why? Because "Journey to the West" mentions that there are three treasures that can be immortal and ascend to immortality after taking them.
Well, all three monkeys have eaten it...... That is Laojun's elixir, the queen mother's high-grade peach and Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit.
Here, the production cycle of the elixir is the shortest, followed by the ginseng fruit, and the longest is the high-quality peach.
That's right, ginseng fruit and peach are ripe for 9,000 years, but ginseng fruit is a fruit tree that grows in the world.
Therefore, the production cycle of ginseng fruit is only one-third of that of peach!
These three kinds of treasures, immortals can increase their strength and cultivation when they eat them, and mortals can soar to immortals after eating them.
This is a treasure that can not only increase the combat power of individual soldiers for high-end troops, but also greatly expand the number of low-level cannon fodder in a short period of time, which can be described as a strategic resource!
It's just that due to the constraints of raw materials (elixir) and cultivation environment (ginseng fruit, the entire Wuzhuang Guan is only one plant), the other two lines cannot provide a large number of peaches in the same batch like the queen mother line.
It is precisely because the queen mother's peach has an absolute numerical advantage that most of the immortals in the heavenly court are the queen mother's line.
Even the three immortals of Fu Lu Shou who live in the human world, as well as the Dragon King of the Four Seas, the King of Hell, and other nether scattered immortals are all vassal to the queen mother's line, counting the days with their fingers all day long, just waiting to rush to the peach meeting held by the queen mother.
What, Jade Emperor?
He is just a puppet in the hands of the Queen Mother, and his words in Heaven don't count!
For example, Erlang God's mother is the sister of the Jade Emperor, because Sifan is in the lower realm, and later married a man surnamed Yang in the mortal world, which gave birth to Erlang God.
Similarly, the Queen Mother's daughter, Weaver Girl, is also Si Fan's lower realm, and she also stole men and gave birth to a pair of children.
But what is the fate of Erlang God? What is the Weaver Girl?
Because of fornication with mortals, the Jade Emperor pressed Erlang God's mother under the peach mountain according to the heavenly rules, and it was not until Erlang God became a god that he split Taoshan and rescued his mother.
And the Weaver Girl has nothing, and she can relive the mandarin dream with the Cowherd on the Magpie Bridge every year.
(If we also take into account the time difference between heaven and earth...... In the eyes of the Weaver Girl, she and the Cowherd meet every day. )
Dare to ask where is this heavenly rule?
Why is it that the Weaver Girl is extrajudicially gracious?
Who do you say is the head of the heavenly court?
Well?
It is precisely because of this that Erlang God directly turned his face with the Jade Emperor, turned his head and worshiped the Taoist Taiyi Zhenren as his teacher, and the Taoist name Qingyuan Miaodao Erlang showed the saint Zhenjun.
In this regard, Erlang God joined the Taoist system and became a prince god under the heavenly court who listened to the tune and did not listen to the announcement...... I won't fight against you, but you'd better not come to me if you have something.
In terms of kinship, Erlang God is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and he calls the queen mother his aunt, and he looks like a fairy of the queen mother system.
But when Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother didn't think of her nephew at all.
In the end, it was the Guanyin Bodhisattva of Buddhism who gave the idea to protect the body (intervening in it), and this is why there is a drama of Erlang God leading the roaring dog to fight Sun Dasheng...... Do you think Erlang God can be with the Queen Mother?
Throughout "Journey to the West", you can see the other two lines of immortals and the queen mother everywhere.
Those of you who have read the following article know that in fact, there are many gods (or monsters related to these immortals) in the sky who can clean up the monkeys.
Even if they are not the opponents of the Great Sage alone, the magic weapon in their hands can definitely make the Great Sage drink a pot.
For example, the bundle of fairy ropes in the hands of the gold and silver horns, the treasure gourd and the jade net bottle, as well as the diamond bracelet of the green cow essence, the banana fan of the iron fan princess, the yellow wind treasure sand of the Kui wood wolf, the purple gold bell of the Tai Sui of the Pig Cave Sai Tai Sui, the strange eyes on the multi-eyed monster and so on.
I don't know if you have noticed, almost all of the magic weapons that can restrain Sun Monkey are from Taishang Laojun or the Taoist family.
The gold and silver horns are the boys who show Lao Jun the fire in the Dan furnace, the treasure gourd in their hands is filled with dansha, the jade net bottle is filled with water, and the fairy rope is Lao Jun's trouser belt...... That's right, it's the waistband.
At the end of the chapter of Pingdingshan in distress, Sun Monkey wanted to rely on this rope to tie immortals, and Lao Jun smiled directly: "This monkey, what are you doing with the silk around my waist?" ”
The iron fan princess's banana fan is for the Dan furnace, the diamond bracelet is the nose circle of Lao Jun's bull, and the yellow wind treasure sand of Kui Mu Wolf is refined by Lao Jun.
Although Sai Tai Sui is the Bodhisattva's mount, the golden bell in his hand that spews out fireworks and burns the monkeys and monkeys is refined in Laojun's gossip furnace.
As for the multi-eyed monster, although it is a centipede, the golden needle used by the Bodhisattva to restrain him and make him die when he pokes it is refined by Lao Jun from the eyes of the Pleiades Star Official.
It seems that the multi-eyed monster has also had an unspeakable PY deal with a certain boy under Lao Jun, otherwise how can Lao Jun know his weaknesses well?
From this point of view, Taishang Laojun is mostly engaged in arms wholesale in the sky, and he will accept anyone's business!
Now the question is, since you are so powerful, what did you do when Sun Dasheng made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?
Answer, Sun Monkey He stirred up the queen mother's peach banquet...... What does that have to do with my Taishang Laojun?
Anyway, the Queen Mother didn't invite me at all!
This is not nonsense, there is the original text of "Journey to the West" as proof!
But the great sage took some delicacies and delicacies, walked into the corridor, put the jar next to the urn, let go of the amount, and drank bitterly.
After eating hooks for a long time, I got drunk, and I thought to myself: "It's not good! Not good! Later, the guests who invited you will come, but you don't blame me? How can you hold it for a while? It's better to go back to the house early and go to sleep. ”
Good Great Sage: Swaying, relying on wine, bumping into feelings, and making the road worse for a while; It's not Qi Tianfu, but it's Tushi Heavenly Palace.
When I saw it, I suddenly woke up and said: "Tushi Palace is above thirty-three days, and it is a place where you are far from hating the Heavenly Taisuing Laojun, how can you be wrong here?"
That's it! That's it! I have always wanted to look at this old man, but I have never come, but now I take advantage of this remnant step, and I can look at him. ”
See?
The Great Sage had no intention of stealing Lao Jun's elixir at all, and he didn't even want to go to the Doushi Heavenly Palace, so he came here in such a daze.
And the Great Sage obviously knew that Lao Jun would not go to the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet, because the immortals who went to the banquet were all deceived by Sun Dasheng's envoys!
If Lao Jun also went to the banquet, he would definitely not be in the palace at this moment, and this great sage would not have said the words 'just look at him'.
When he entered the Tushi Palace, Sun Dasheng found that the entire palace was like an emergency evacuation, and all the Taoist firefighters and Qingniu were not there.
There were five gourds thrown right next to the alchemy furnace, and the gourds were full of newly refined golden pills.
It's not so much that Sun Monkey stole it, but that Lao Jun gave it away!
If I were a monkey, I would have to take this elixir for nothing!
In fact, in the first half of "Journey to the West", the one who protects Sun Monkey the most is Lao Jun!
Lao Jun not only did not arrest Sun Monkey, but even deliberately did something in order to let Sun Dasheng completely make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
When the monkey and Erlang God fell into a fierce battle, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was watching the battle, proposed to help Erlang God.
"I threw down the bottle of willow and struck the monkey's head; Even if you can't kill him, you can also hit it, teach Erlang Xiaosheng, so that you can get him! ”
As mentioned earlier, the Bodhisattva's line of Buddhism is the prince's maternal line.
That's why the Bodhisattva will take the initiative to jump out to the Jade Emperor to protect the Erlang God who belongs to the Taoist faction, otherwise the Erlang God will not come to deal with the monkey...... The queen mother couldn't pull her son to find Erlang God.
Even if Erlang God comes, he is also grinding foreign workers.
In the first half of Erlang God's battle against Sun Dasheng, Erlang God drove the monkey to the sky and scurrying around.
Even if it becomes a small temple, he has to use a three-pointed and two-edged knife to stab the temple door and window, and the great sage got up and ran away in a panic.
But in the second half of the battle, Erlang God actually fought with the Great Sage, and fought for 300 rounds in a row without winning or losing.
The role of the water mill was also fake.
Xu saw that Erlang God was faking a fight, and Guanyin Bodhisattva proposed to throw a bottle and smash the monkey.
After reading the article, you should know that this net bottle in the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva is not simple, and you can save the ginseng fruit tree that was uprooted by monkeys by dipping a willow branch in some water and sprinkling it!
Who knows what other amazing features this thing has?
This bluffed Lao Jun hurriedly stopped the Bodhisattva (people make arms, naturally know the goods), and then untied the diamond bracelet in his sleeve, and threw it down casually, so that Sun Monkey's eyes were full of gold stars, and he fell to the ground.
However, in the hands of the green bull essence, the diamond bracelet is not used in this way...... With a flick of the circle and a chant, the golden hoop stick in the monkey's hand is gone!
If Lao Jun had shaken the circle and taken away the golden hoop stick of the Great Sage during the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the Great Sage would have been caught long ago...... The method of the green cow metropolis, will the owner of the cow be?
As the biggest victim of the destruction of the Heavenly Palace's Pan Tao Banquet, the Queen Mother was naturally bent on the death of the Great Sage, so Sun Dasheng went directly to the Demon Punishment Platform without trial.
But whether it is a knife or an axe, or a thunderbolt and fire, it cannot hurt it in the slightest.
It can be seen from the following text that whether it is to let the Iron Fan Princess slash three times to get angry, or to fight with the three national teachers in Chechi Kingdom, or to fight the Red Boy in the Huoyun Cave, Sun Wukong is not invulnerable.
Even he didn't even dare to go down to the oil pot in the mortal world, and even excused himself by saying that because he had been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, his muscles and bones were crispy.
This was burned in the Laojun gossip furnace for 7749 days, and finally a pair of fiery eyes were burned!
How can you even be afraid of the oil pot in the mortal world?
It can be seen that being invulnerable to swords and guns on the demon platform is not Sun Dasheng's own ability at all, this is all the credit of Lao Jun's pots of pills!
These elixirs were ineffective after blocking the damage for Sun Monkey!
Lao Jun has long known that the Queen Mother will not let the monkey go, this is a change of law to save him!
Why do some people always criticize Journey to the West, saying that it doesn't look good after making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?
Whenever he encounters any monsters on the way to learn the scriptures, the great sage will go to heaven to move the rescuers.
OF COURSE, WHEN MAKING TROUBLE IN THE HEAVENLY PALACE, LAOJUN GAVE THE MONKEY A BUFF...... are all invincible, so why don't you hurry up and wave up?
It's a pity that the Great Sage didn't know that Lao Jun was throwing an olive branch at him.
Therefore, there is an obvious turning point in the book "Journey to the West", that is, when Che Chi Guo was fighting the law, Sun Monkey and the others actually threw the Sanqing statue enshrined by the national teacher into the pit.
In fact, if you stain the Sanqing statue, it's not really a mortal enemy, the key is that there is a 'pig teammate' on the monkey side!
The idiot carried the statue and muttered a prayer in his mouth: "Sanqing Sanqing, I said you listen, come here from afar, habitually destroy the goblins, want to enjoy offerings, there is nowhere to be peaceful, borrow your seat, and stop a little...... Also be a smelly Tianzun. ”
In the book, Zhu Bajie's words are praying to heaven, so who is he praying to?
In "Journey to the West", it is said that Zhu Bajie molested Chang'e of the Moon Palace and violated the lust ring, so he was demoted to the mortal.
But Zhu Bajie made more mistakes in the mortal world, he first hooked up with a banshee called Second Sister Egg, and after the second sister died, he went to Gao Laozhuang to occupy Gao Cuilian, and then killed the mage invited by Master Gao to arrest him one after another.
Killing and killing and committing sexual precepts, this heavenly article has committed a basket, but has the heavenly court ever taken care of his old pig?
It can be seen that Zhu Bajie is actually an immortal of the Queen Mother faction, so he prayed to Heaven in the lower realm in a faint word, insulted the leader of the Taoist family, Sanqing, in public, and since then switched to the Buddhist family of the prince's maternal line.
The team is not simple, this is mixed into the class enemy!
This is a tear with Taoism!
Therefore, after Che Chiguo, the monsters who came out to make it difficult to learn the scriptures were all related to Taoism: either they had a Taoist background, or the magic weapon in their hands was refined by Taoism, and it was obvious that the upper echelons of Taoism sent them to embarrass them.
At this time, the monkey monkey also understood that the taste was coming.
So in the second half of "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong pulled out the golden hoop stick at every turn to beat Zhu Bajie......
But it's too late, you're already on the wrong side, and you can only pinch your nose all the way to the dark.
Speaking of which, I think you should all understand that we usually think of it as Taoist immortals, but in fact, most of them are the loose cultivation of the queen mother faction or the vassal queen mother line.
There are three thousand grass gods in the world, and the credit of this peach is really not small!
However, now there is another problem, the queen mother has a peach in her hand, so it is easy to understand that there are many immortals in the queen mother's line.
But don't forget, there are indeed many immortals in the royal mother's line, but they return the food, so that a Monkey King can beat people upside down.
What's the use of having a lot of waste snacks like this? Can you withstand the blows of Lao Jun and Zhen Yuanzi?
Then how did the Queen Mother seize the power of the Heavenly Court, and even the laws and regulations of the Heavenly Court were changed and interpreted at will by her will?
For example, when the Cowherd came to find the Weaver Girl, at first the Queen Mother also used the silver hairpin on her head to draw the Milky Way to separate the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Later, when she saw the Cowherd scooping the Milky Way water with a scoop day and night, the Queen Mother changed her mind again, and suddenly gave grace to the law and allowed the magpie to make it convenient for the bridge once a year.
It's so casual to co-author, you can change it if you want to?
The strange thing is that the Queen Mother and her family acted so arrogantly, but the Earth Immortal and Taoist clans, which had superior force in their hands, repeatedly retreated.
What's there to give into, four words, go up and do it!
Perhaps all the anomalies can be attributed to the Great War of the Gods 4,000 years ago!
Legend has it that the Jade Emperor (Heavenly Court) intended to make the twelve immortal heads of the Heavenly Realm (twelve great immortals with high cultivation, who had not yet surrendered to the Heavenly Court at this time) become vassals.
However, this move was categorically rejected by the Twelve Immortal Heads...... Lao Tzu is used to being free, who TM will work for you, Heaven is an egg in our eyes!
This is obviously not giving face to the heavenly court, since you don't know how to lift, then you have to beat you with your fists!
Therefore, the Jade Emperor convened the three religions of Interpretation (Taoism), Interception (Earth Immortal Department), and Human (later the Queen Mother Line) to jointly sign the list of gods, and compiled 365 righteous gods, divided into eight parts.
The first four parts: thunder, fire, plague, and bucket; The next four parts: the stars are in the house, the three mountains and five mountains, the rain and the clouds, the god of good and evil rewards and punishments, so that the believers use martial arts to prove the Tao, and those who are low in their Taoism are on the list.
To sum it up simply, it is a group of loose cultivators who do not give face to the Jade Emperor and Heavenly Court, and refuse to be absorbed by them.
So the Jade Emperor gave an idea: "These grandsons don't have our heavenly court in their eyes, so what can they do in the long run?" Why don't we go and beat them up?
However, this fist and kick have no eyes, and the knife soldier may die.
Don't worry, my daughter-in-law has a way, even if someone is killed, it doesn't matter if the body is broken, she can heal it.
I will ensure that you will become immortals in heaven again...... You see, she even lined up the job list. ”
When the leaders of the three sects heard this, this idea seemed to be good, and they had already seen that the group of grandsons on the ground were not pleasing to the eye.
Besides, even if you lose, you won't die, and you can still enjoy happiness in heaven, so let's start practicing?
So a big chaos that affected the three worlds of heaven, earth and man was staged in this way.
For example, the immortals under the Heavenly Court, the twelve immortal heads and their disciples, and even the scattered immortals who had nothing to do with each other and just had a good relationship with one of the warring parties (such as the Golden Light Cave Biyun Fairy) were all involved in the battle.
In the end, three hundred and sixty-four were killed.
At this time, a paradoxical scene appeared: since it is a god, and there is obviously a division of labor (thunder, fire, plague, fighting, stars, three mountains and five mountains, rain and clouds, good and evil rewards and punishments), then we should pay attention to the professionalism and character of the recipient, if you let the natural greed and evil have to manage the rewards and punishments of good and evil, then it is not chaotic?
However, in the end, when Jiang Ziya beheaded the gods, it could really be called chaos.
For example, Zhao Gongming, who was originally a junior brother who went up the mountain with Jiang Ziya to learn art, never did a day of business, but was named the God of Wealth in charge of business prosperity.
There is also Yao Tianjun Yao Bin, who liked to study soul dementorship during his lifetime, and successfully took away Jiang Ziya's soul.
It stands to reason that it is appropriate to crown him a plague king or something; But when he was finally crowned a god, Jiang Taigong just named him a thunderbolt god and started the work of thunder and lightning.
The funniest thing is that there are 365 immortals, this position was originally left by the Jade Emperor for Jiang Ziya, but Jiang Ziya didn't seal himself at all, and people stayed in the world to enjoy happiness.
(The first vassal state of the Zhou Dynasty, the State of Qi in Shandong, was founded by Jiang Ziya.) )
He named his daughter-in-law, the long-tongued woman Ma Shi who had no eyesight, as the broom star king, commonly known as the broom star!
In the end, the gods began to seal mortals who did not cultivate a little, isn't this nonsense?
Besides, Ma Shi has no immortal cultivation at all, Jiang Ziya sealed her as an immortal, then she is an immortal, why?
Hey, you're right, Ma's mortal not only really became an immortal in the end, but her mana is not low at all.
Anyone who commits a broom star is really a blood mold for eight lifetimes, and he can stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water!
I think that the so-called gods are actually a conspiracy carried out by the Queen Mother behind her back.
Those immortals who were defeated and died in battle could indeed be canonized as gods, but as long as the immortal's body was destroyed in battle, then his original mana cultivation would also be destroyed!!
Although the Queen Mother promised to help these immortals who had lost their bodies become immortals again, at this time, your mana cultivation was no longer obtained by your own cultivation, but provided by the Queen Mother's peach!
From now on, these immortals can only rely on the queen mother's peach to maintain their mana and survive!!
Why can a mortal of the Ma clan become a god and become an immortal? Eat a few peaches regularly and you're done!
Since then, a large number of immortals who did not originally belong to the Queen Mother system were forced to pinch their noses and join the Queen Mother faction in order to continue to survive.
For example, Li Jing, the king of Tota, was originally the chief soldier of Chentangguan, a mortal martial artist, and when he destroyed Nezha's temple and was chased by Nezha with a fire-tipped spear, he didn't even have the strength to resist!
At the last moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva (there are really Bodhisattvas everywhere) jumped out to stop Nezha, and brought Li Jing to the sky and became the king of Tota.
In the end, Li Jing, an immortal who later became an immortal, had a higher mana cultivation than Nezha who was taught by Taiyi Zhenren himself.
Is this the effect of the peach? What kind of immortal do you say King Tota is?
Since the canonization of the gods, the relationship between the gods of this heavenly court has become delicate.
The two factions of the Daoist family and the earth immortal faction killed a large number of immortals in the Great War of the Gods, and most of these people later switched to the Queen Mother faction (Renjiao), and since then they have lived a life of eating peaches regularly.
If you dare to have two hearts, the queen mother will cut off your food!
Who doesn't have a relative or friend?
These immortals who switched to the queen mother's line had countless old friends and disciples in the original faction!
This is why Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi have absolute force in their hands, but they have to look at the face of the Queen Mother!
If you really want to fight, your former friends and disciples must die!
And there is no guarantee that the disciples on his side will not take the initiative to rebel in front of the battle and defect to the Queen Mother's faction because they can't give up their feelings with those immortals who have switched to the Queen Mother's camp!
Speaking of which, the two immortals Taishang Laojun (Taiqing Daode Tianzun) and Zhen Yuanzi are relatively slippery, and they sniffed out the plot of the Queen Mother from the matter of sealing the gods in advance, not only did they refuse to participate in the war, but also repeatedly said that they prevented their disciples from participating in the war of the gods.
Therefore, in the end, the immortals who participated in the Great War of the Gods, except for the twelve immortal heads and some untaught earth immortals, were almost all disciples of the Yuan Shi Tianzun (Yuqing Pangu Yuan Shi Tianzun, the sect leader of the sect) and the Tongtian sect master (Shangqing Lingbao Daozun, the sect leader of the sect).
This made most of the immortal combat power of the two factions of Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi preserved.
Finally, after the Great War of the Gods, it became a big faction that could continue to divide one side within the Heavenly Court that could be ruled by the Queen Mother faction.
Since then, the pattern of the three factions dividing the Heavenly Court has been formally formed.
Why did Lao Jun like monkeys so much at first?
It is because the monkey monkey cultivated to become an immortal by himself, not by gnawing peaches, so Sun Dasheng was not an immortal of the Queen Mother faction at first.
If Lao Jun can win over a Sun Monkey who is more capable of fighting and has nothing to do with the opposite camp, then he can change the balance of power between the two camps.
In this way, when the queen mother wants to do things in the future, she will most likely have to make a certain degree of concession and compromise to Lao Jun.
Not only Lao Jun likes monkeys, but Zhen Yuanzi also likes monkeys, so he also took out valuable ginseng fruits to entertain him.
That's right, the 'old friend' in Zhen Yuanzi's mouth is not Tang Seng at all!
This is Qingfeng Mingyue, who is responsible for the reception below, who understands the meaning of the wrong leader!
The evidence is that when Zhen Yuanzi learned that Tang Seng did not eat ginseng fruit, and the three fruits were eaten by Sun Wukong and his three apprentices, he didn't mention the problem of how to count if I asked Tong'er to lay two fruits for hospitality.
People just laughed and said, "Since you have eaten them all, then just count them." ”
At first, Zhen Yuanzi only knew that Sun Wukong protected Tang Seng to go west to learn scriptures, so he specially told Qingfeng Mingyue to lay two fruits to entertain the deceased.
Sun Wukong is Tang Seng's apprentice, and it is not like asking his apprentice to eat fruit but not having the master's share.
If Qingfeng Mingyue only beats one fruit, then Sun Wukong will probably not have to eat it.
The problem is that Zhen Yuanzi didn't know that Tang Seng also received Bajie and Sha Seng along the way, and these two were still immortals who had been officials in the Heavenly Court, and they knew the benefits of ginseng fruit!
It is not appropriate to give it to the monkeys to eat, but not to care about them.
So Zhen Yuanzi didn't bother with the problem of the theft of ginseng fruit at all, and the matter was over.
As long as the monkey can eat the fruit, it's OK, Tang Seng didn't eat it...... You deserve it, I didn't want to care about you in the first place!
In addition, Sun Wukong finally invited Guanyin Bodhisattva to heal the ginseng fruit tree...... This is compensation for the monkeys to knock down other people's fruit trees, and it should not be better.
However, after saving the tree, Zhen Yuanzi, who was previously 'stingy' with ginseng fruit, unexpectedly started a ginseng fruit meeting, not only invited the Bodhisattva to eat the fruit, but also spared one by one of the four Tang monks and apprentices!
Even the immortals on the overseas Sanfang Immortal Island, those immortals who did not contribute much from beginning to end in the process of tree control, each fished a fruit and ate it.
It can be seen that Zhen Yuanzi knows that his strength is insufficient, and he wants to use ginseng fruit to make friends, except for the one in Tang Seng's stomach, the rest of the fruit sent out is not lost!
However, by mistake, the monkey finally joined the Buddhist faction of the prince's mother......
But then again, Monkey is the most willing immortal in the Buddhist faction to defect to the Laojun faction, and he also swore with Zhen Yuanzi as a brother!
The evidence is that after the monkey killed three rhinoceros essences that had been used to store sesame oil for the Buddha at the foot of Lingshan, he actually sawed off the rhinoceros horns and sent them to Laojun for alchemy.
Ladies and gentlemen, what is the matter with this rhinoceros horn essence Laojun?
It seems that the monkey understands who is good to him, this is to show his position and attitude by offering flowers to the Buddha, and the previous pills were not eaten in vain!
Now back to the question of the original operation officer, that is, Grandma Montenegro, the Golden Flower Sect Master, and the God of Wealth who have no Taoist immortals, which immortal is it?
Grandma Montenegro, without a Taoist number, is not a Taoist; did not participate in the war of the gods and was canonized as a god, nor was he invited to participate in the peach event, not the queen mother's line; So she is a scattered cultivator of Zhen Yuanzi's faction!
The leader of the Golden Flower Sect died in battle and became a god, so she is the queen mother's line.
Birthday star, an overseas three-island fairy, was not only invited to participate in the Queen Mother's peach party, but also went to hook up with Zhen Yuanzi of Wuzhuang Temple.
The Land Lord ...... They are not immortals at all, but a group of ghosts who have been adopted by the underworld to maintain local law and order, and they belong to small characters that no one looks down on.
That's why the land of Wuzhuangguan told Sun Dasheng with envy that he didn't even have the blessing of smelling the ginseng fruit.
As for the God of Wealth, it is more complicated, the key is that our God of Wealth is too much, every two months there is a God of Wealth birthday, see the sky there are merchants to celebrate its birthday, so the specific problem has to be analyzed.
There are four main gods of wealth: Bi Gan, Guan Yu, Fan Li, Zhao Gongming; In addition, there is a partial God of Wealth, bangs...... That's right, just tease the master of the three-legged golden toad!
Bigan, Guan Yu, and Fan Li are mortals who became gods after death and belong to the royal maternal line.
Zhao Gongming was born in Taoism, but he was later killed in battle and was canonized as a god, and he was also the queen mother.
Liu Hai, Lu Dongbin's apprentice, has a teacher, the Taoist name Hai Toad, is a real Taoist.
In other words, the relationship between the gods and immortals in this heaven is really complicated!
Judging from the current situation (after the end of Journey to the West), the strength of the queen mother's line is the strongest.
However, due to the fact that the plates spread in the previous war of the gods were too large, and there were too many immortals who ate with the queen mother (365 gods), the behavior of regularly holding a peach conference to pay 'wages' to the immortals of their faction caused the output of the peach to be a little beyond their means.
(The peach is only ripe for 9,000 years, but the peach will bloom every year; Thanks to the long shelf life of this peach, you can save it, otherwise you won't even be able to pay your salary. )
This makes many immortals in the Queen Mother faction have different hearts and often hook up with outsiders.
After the Great War of the Gods, the Taoist lineage headed by Taishang Laojun (before the war, it was Yuan Shi Tianzun) was the most explosive.
Lao Jun can produce a furnace of elixir comparable to the effectiveness of the peach in 7749 days, and this elixir is invincible, and it can beat the heavenly soldiers and wolves.
This kind of explosive power, he can't stand it at once.
However, due to the limitation of alchemy raw materials, the stamina of the Taoist family is insufficient, so Lao Jun has been looking for fresh forces to join that can change the situation, which is enough to be ready to move.
The Earth Immortal faction led by Zhen Yuanzi is the weakest of the three factions, but Zhen Yuanzi is so good that Taishang Laojun wears a pair of pants.
With the acquiescence and even instigation of Lao Jun, who holds the highest force in the heavenly court, Zhen Yuanzi began to jump up and down to dig into the corner of the queen mother, and from time to time he sent two ginseng fruits to provoke the queen mother.
If you can drill between him and the queen mother and Laojun, you won't worry about not getting benefits.
Then there is the Buddhist faction that is regarded as an ally by the Queen Mother's line.
The monks have had something wrong lately, and they seem to be a little too busy to take care of themselves.
It is said that the Buddha is going to get off work recently, and in order to grab the position of the future Buddha, all factions of the Buddhist family are also more energetic.
In order to ensure the interests of his own faction, the Buddha threw out a 'scripture study plan'.
If we can successfully win over tens of millions of believers in the Eastern Tang Dynasty through the action of learning scriptures, it will be a great achievement for the Buddhists.
In order to be able to take the credit for learning the scriptures on his own faction, Rulai instructed his eldest apprentice Jin Chanzi (Tang Seng) to serve as the general person in charge of the scripture learning action, and arranged his own right-hand man, Guanyin Bodhisattva to protect and assist.
(If you come to see that Guanyin came out to receive the order, Deng Shi said happily: "This matter must be the great mana, and now you are willing to go to my liking.") ”)
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva had selfish intentions in the matter of learning scriptures: if he came to take out three confinements and handed them to the Bodhisattva, he instructed that if he saw a demon with great skills on this journey, he could accept it and become an apprentice with the person who learned the scriptures.
According to Rulai's will, the three confinements were to be put on the heads of Tang Seng's three apprentices.
After the study of the scriptures is over, they will naturally become the commanders of the Zhengguo Zhan Tan Merit Buddha and strengthen their strength.
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva only used one imprisonment on Sun Wukong, and the remaining two were one set of black bear essence to guard the purple bamboo forest for himself, and the other set of red children and became his own good wealth boy.
Even if there is a Sun Dasheng, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the monkey has never been very kind to Tang Seng.
In the end, the strength of the Zhantan Merit Buddha did not grow much, but the strength of Guanyin Bodhisattva was really great.
In addition, there are also great dissatisfaction within the Buddhist family with the nomination of Jin Chanzi to be the person who learns the scriptures.
In the section of the little thunder in distress, the yellow-eyed old monster who jumped out to embarrass Tang Seng and his party was actually the yellow-eyed boy of Maitreya Buddha.
This is the Buddhists themselves who came forward to make it difficult for people to learn the scriptures, and openly contradicted the decree of the supreme leader Buddha.
However, if you are embarrassed, you will be embarrassed, and Sun Monkey still has to ask for help everywhere to save the master who was pressed under the copper cymbal by the yellow-eyed boy.
This is because the Huangmei boy is the next great disciple of the Buddha Maitreya Buddha, and he jumped out to embarrass the scripture learning team to replace the golden cicada as the person in charge of the scripture learning team.
In this way, it does not harm the overall interests of the Buddhist family, and secondly, it belongs to the personal grievances of the two top bosses, who dares outsiders to interfere?
So Sun Wukong was a rescuer, and it didn't help, and in the end, Maitreya Buddha came by himself and waved his hand to subdue the yellow-eyed boy.
I think there should be another deal with Rulai behind it, right?
It was from the death of Xiao Lei Yin that the monkey began to be disappointed in the Buddhists who were fighting for power and profit everywhere, and turned his head and hooked up with Lao Jun's side.
At the end of the scriptures, before the Buddha drove the Buddha, the two Venerable Monks stopped Tang Seng and his entourage to ask for personnel, forcing Tang Seng to hand over the purple gold bowl used for eating.
Although this purple gold bowl was given to Tang Seng by the Tang King, it was given to Guanyin by Rulai, and he was ordered to take it to Dongtu with the nine-ring tin rod and eight treasure robes to hand over the treasure used by the people who took the scriptures.
This is what Rulai sent out, and now it's going to come back, what's the matter?
In fact, the personnel asked for by the two Venerables were the three rhinoceros horns sawed down by Sun Wukong in Yuhua Prefecture.
But the monkey gave the horns to Lao Jun, and in the end, Ah Yu could only hold the purple gold bowl with a cry and laughter, and take Tang Seng and them to get the scriptures.
In other words, if the big drama of "Journey to the West" can continue to be performed, it will be exciting, but I don't know if there is Yang Congxun and Xiaohu San's share?
I finally can't help but destroy the famous book!