Maybe it's because I've been curled up for too long, and when I get up, my eyes feel sore.

"Alas~" Mekong first sighed, and then began his performance.

He slowly shook his hands, shook his feet, then twisted his neck and buttocks, and took deep breaths.

This series of movements was extremely eye-catching, especially in Bai Hanshi's eyes.

Contempt, this is absolute contempt.

This strange-looking bastard boy is actually a fox and a tiger. He relied on his sword to be broken, and he was so unscrupulous with the fat monk beside him?

Just when Bai Hanshi was about to speak, the fat monk spoke first.

"Why does the donor sigh?"

This sentence is obviously empty-eyed.

"You monk," Mekong stopped stretching, "why didn't you show off your skills earlier?" I was sweating so much that I was almost dehydrated. ”

Dehydration?

Why don't you die?

Bai Hanshi looked at Sun Mukong coldly.

If the eyes can kill, the eyes must be being delayed.

"Haha." The handsome monk smiled, "You can't blame the poor monk for this, because our beloved boss, Mr. Ramses, has strict rules. ”

"Don't mention this brute!" As soon as he heard Ramses' name, Bai Hanshi was surprisingly angry.

"Calm down." The rich handsome monk said, "The poor monk thinks there must be some misunderstanding here. ”

"Misunderstanding? What can be misunderstood? Bai Hanshi said coldly, "I saw my sister being ** by that brute!" ”

Sister-in-law?

I thought to myself, is that the beautiful girl outside?

What is Bai Hanjing called?

It's kind of pretty.

No, no, how can I be so half-hearted?

After all, I already have two beautiful women, Miss Ye Xue and Miss Lulu.

Miss Ye Xue's high heels are still in my storage box.

Just when his eyes were empty, the handsome monk spoke.

"Although our boss has a problem with his life style, the poor monk thinks that he will not do such a thing."

"Are you questioning my eyes?" Bai Hanshi asked angrily, "Do you know that I saw it with my own eyes, with my own eyes!" ”

"Don't get excited." The rich and handsome monk said steadily, "You must know that color is emptiness, and emptiness is color." ”

"What?" Bai Hanshi obviously didn't understand the fat monk's words, "Color is emptiness? You mean your boss's lustful things don't matter at all, they're as weightless as air, right? ”

"No, no, the donor has misunderstood the meaning of the poor monk." The rich and handsome monk hurriedly explained, "What the poor monk means is that everything in this world is hue and emptiness, which is not real, and when we perceive this world with our eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, we are more likely to be deceived. ”

"Deceitful?" Bai Hanshi said confusedly, "What deceive? ”

"Can the poor monk ask when it happened?"

"A week ago."

"Oh, a week," the handsome monk muttered to himself, "the guy has already come, yes, with the poor monk." ”

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, nothing." The rich monk said, "Where did it happen? ”

"You, why are you asking in such detail? Do you want me to relive that disgusting thing? ”

"No, no, the poor monk just wants to find out the truth," the rich monk thought for a moment and said, "If you guess correctly, that incident should have happened on the boat on the Santu River, right?" ”

"You, how do you know?" Bai Hanshi suddenly raised his voice.

"Haha." The handsome monk smiled, "If that's the case, that's right." ”

"What's right? What exactly are you trying to say? ”

"That's right," said the handsome monk, holding out a hand, "and the poor monk is sure that what the benefactor has seen is all an illusion. ”

"Illusion? What illusion? ”

"Actually, we have a fraudster here who likes to play pranks and is extremely unreliable." The handsome monk said.

"Liar, fraudster?"

"Yes." The rich monk continued, "He has a thing that can cause people who are hypnotized by him to hallucinate, so what you said about seeing her sister being treated is completely an illusion. ”

"Hallucinations, hallucinations?" Bai Hanshi was stunned for a moment, and then said viciously, "Is this possible?" Even if it's an illusion, why is it such a thing? This, this is too dirty, right? ”

"Alas......" said the handsome monk, "that kid is like this, it can be described as bottomless." ”

"I, I still can't believe it." Bai Hanshi said.

"Then the poor monk can ask, has Ling Mei said anything about this matter?"

"No, no." Bai Hanshi was stunned again.

It seems that my sister really didn't say anything?

Before and after the incident, she was smiling, as if she was nothing.

Could it be that what I'm seeing is really an illusion?

No!

By no means!

Because I'm not the only one who saw this!

Bai Hanshi became angry again.

"What do you want her to say?" Bai Hanshi asked angrily, "She's all, she's like that, you still want her to express her opinion on this matter?" ”

"That's not what the poor monk meant."

"And what do you mean?"

"The poor monk is just confirming the facts."

"Confirm the facts? Then I'll tell you what the facts are. Bai Hanshi said coldly, "What I saw with my own eyes is the truth!" ”

"Alas......" the handsome monk sighed, "I went back again." ”

"You don't coax me there, and I'm almost going to let you go around." Bai Hanshi said, "If it weren't for me, I had a decisive evidence. ”

"Conclusive evidence?" Mukong and the handsome monk asked in unison.

Obviously, Sora is also interested in this topic.

After all, Miss Bai Hanjing is a beauty, and this is the decisive evidence......

Hehe, some ulterior images are constantly rising in his empty mind.

"I'm not the only one who sees it." Bai Hanshi said loudly, "Many people have seen it. ”

"Is that the conclusive evidence?" Mukong and the handsome monk asked in unison again.

Although the words are the same, it is clear that the concerns of the two people are not quite the same.

"Isn't that enough?" Bai Hanshi asked coldly, "If I am the only one who has seen it, you can say that it is a hallucination of a fraudster, but many people have seen it, can you say that all of them have hallucinations?" ”

"Why not?"

"What, what?"

"I'm guessing they're all from the ship, right?"

"Yes." Bai Hanshi was stunned for a few seconds and then frowned and asked, "So what?" ”

"What this kid is best at hypnotizing a group of people." The handsome monk added, "And this kid really likes to make bottomless jokes." ”

"No," Bai Hanshi shook his head, "I still can't believe hypnotizing a group of people. ”

"Since that's the case," the handsome monk moved slightly to the side, "I'll prove it to the donor." ”

"You, what are you going to do?" Bai Hanshi panicked because he saw the handsome monk pick up something that looked like an old-fashioned phone.

Is this to call people?

Could it be that he was going to call the fraudster?

His own people are trapped outside, and if he calls someone to come, Lao Tzu's two fists are hard to beat with four hands.

"Hello."

A pleasant female voice came from inside the earpiece.

"Hello." The handsome monk said with a smile, "Please help me transfer to the corridor where the zombies are located." ”

"Okay."

When the bell rings, everything is exactly the same as an old-fashioned corded telephone from more than two hundred years ago.

The taste of this mausoleum pawnshop is really elusive.

One moment it was full of death, the river and the god of death, the next it was all strange and strange guys who seemed to be holding a masquerade, and the next it was full of retro flavor.

The ringing continued, but no one answered the phone.

"Alas~" The handsome monk sighed, "Why is this zombie as unreliable as a fraudster?" ”

"You, what are you talking about?"

"Obviously, the zombie is not in his own way, and he has left his post without permission."

"What?"

"That's right," explained the handsome monk, "when the giant gate outside is not closed, we can communicate with a few gatekeepers, but once the giant gate is closed, each corridor becomes independent of each other, and we can only rely on the telephone to communicate." ”

"You, what are you calling for?"

"I'll show you." The handsome monk said.

"Proof what?"

"Proof that a group of people can also hallucinate."

"How?"

"It's very simple," said the rich monk after a pause, "because you people are already hallucinating. ”

"What?" Bai Hanshi's eyes widened.

"The poor monk saw a hill-like fellow among you?"

"You're talking about Shankai?"

"The poor monk didn't know what his name was, but the guy scolded and lifted a piece of coarse cloth......"

With the words of the rich handsome monk full of magnetism, Mu Kong and Bai Hanshi both recalled the picture just now.

"That's right." Bai Hanshi said, "So what? ”

"So," said the handsome monk, "can you tell the poor monk what you have seen?" ”

"Hmph." Bai Hanshi snorted coldly, "Knowingly, didn't you see it?" ”

"Here's the problem." The rich monk explained, "The poor monk saw the same thing, but judging from the reaction of the donors afterwards, the poor monk thinks that what we see in our eyes is probably different." ”

"What? What did you say? ”

"What do you see?" The handsome monk asked again.

"Head, head." This time, Mukong couldn't help but speak, "A bloody human head." ”

"Hahaha." The handsome monk actually smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" Bai Hanshi asked loudly.

This fat monk is really mad, and he can laugh out loud when his companion dies?

"But what the poor monk saw," said the handsome monk after a pause, "is a soggy durian." ”

"What?"

"It's not just the poor monks, all of us janitors see durians."

"W-what does that mean?" Bai Hanshi asked in disbelief.

"This means you've fallen into the trap of a fraudster again!" The handsome monk said categorically.