Guessing poetry riddles has ulterior motives,

An affectionate kiss is fixed.

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It was a sultry evening.

The leaves outside the window did not move, there was not even a pedestrian on the road, and even the insects in the grass were too lazy to chirp.

In the town, only this "Taiping Inn" is extremely noisy. This had to attract Fang Yu's attention.

Fang Yu was shirtless, lit a candle and sat cross-legged on the bed, Liu Shiyan may be shy, or maybe conservative, she wrapped herself tightly and stood beside her.

But the weather was so hot that beads of sweat were already pouring out of her face. Fang Yu shook his head with a wry smile and said, "The weather is so hot, there are only you and me in the house, why should the lady be restrained?"

Liu Shiyan frowned, and said angrily: "There are a lot of people born here, what kind of system do officials become so casual?"

"Standing only you and me, the weather is so hot, isn't the lady afraid of the heat?

"Officials ......"

Liu Shiyan snorted, but since her husband said that the wife should be obedient, she took off her skirt and put it at the head of the bed with a red face, and sat on the bed wearing only obscene clothes and pants, with a small table in the middle of the bed.

"That's right. In the future, when there are only you and me, you can do it casually, and you don't have to be restrained. Look at my lady, she is exquisite, and she never gets tired of looking at it. ”

"It's good if the officials like it......"

After she sat down, idle and bored, Fang Yu proposed: "I heard that Sanniang is full of poetry and books and learns to be rich and rich, so I came to verify it today." I wonder if Sanniang dares to take it?"

Liu Shiyan said with a smile: "Xie Guanren praised, and the slave family was ashamed." I think that the official must be a dignified gentleman and a talented person, and the slave family is here to verify it today. I wonder if the officials dare to take it?"

I wanted to play with a riddle casually, just make a lot of fun, but when she said this, it sounded like it had gone bad. This smell looks like the first night of a candle in a cave room.

No matter what the taste, if you want to talk about poetry and songs, you haven't met an opponent so far, so you can just pick it up.

Liu Shiyan smiled, pouted, and said playfully: "Hmph, the official is not going to say big things, and the slaves don't believe it." ”

"Since Sanniang doesn't believe it, do you dare to bet with me?"

"The slave family has no money......"

"No gambling. ”

"Why did the official make a bet?"

"If the husband can guess it and the lady can't guess it, it means that the husband wins, so let the husband kiss it. ”

"What if the officials can't guess and the slaves do?"

"Then the lady will kiss me. ”

Liu Shiyan wrinkled her nose at him playfully, and the girl's cuteness and naughtiness were undoubtedly revealed: "Hmph, whether you win or lose, the officials take advantage, and the slaves are not fooled." ”

"So be it. If I lose, I'll sleep on the floor tonight. If the lady loses, you and I will have sex tonight. ”

"This ...... I'm afraid I won't be able to do what the officials wanted......"

"Why is that?"

"Don't hide it from the officials, I feel my abdomen distended just now, I'm afraid it's a menstrual affair coming......"

Fang Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, great, this time he has a reason to reject himself, otherwise, with Liu Shiyan being as beautiful as a flower and charming, he really can't find a reason to have a different room.

But he said: "Then it's always okay to let your husband kiss her, right?"

"Hmm. ”

Bet well. Liu Shiyan smiled and asked the question, the handwriting is handsome and neat, and it is really beautiful. She came up with a poetic riddle, and each poem contained a word. He leaned over to take a look and couldn't help but be amused. This is too simplistic, a bit of an insult to your own intelligence:

The friendship between the two is higher than the sky, and the ten women plough the field less than half.

One person is at home, and a thousand miles of marriage are linked.

Fang Yu laughed and said, "The lady is not a little difficult, it's so simple, is this for me to kiss?"

Liu Shiyan smiled: "Official, please answer the question." ”

"'The friendship between the two is higher than the sky' is the husband, and 'the ten daughters plough the field less than half of the field' as the wife. 'One person at home and outside the heart' is graceful, and 'a thousand miles of marriage is a thread'. Husband and wife are gracious!"

"The officials are really smart. ”

In fact, Liu Shiyan was afraid that he would not be able to answer, so she deliberately made a simple one.

Fang Yu laughed: "Lady, if you can't answer, you have to kiss your husband well." ”

Liu Shiyan seemed calm, smiled and motioned for him to ask the question.

Fang Yu cleared his throat and said, "The frost clothes and snow hair are green and jade, and in the shadow of the group of fishing, the blue mountain is reflected in the distance, and a pear blossom falls in the evening breeze." Lady, please hit an animal. ”

Isn't this an egret? Liu Shiyan, who guessed the answer, pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "The officials use the poems of the great poet Du Mu to test the slave family, where can the slave family answer." ”

Liu Shiyan, who likes to hold her cheeks and head sideways in contemplation, said bluntly today that she couldn't answer it bluntly, does this imply something? Fang Yu grinned, Damn, my wife just owes a kiss!

"In that case, then ask the lady to accept the punishment. Fang Yu comprehended, and he didn't say anything, and came over with a smile across the small table in the middle.

He gently stroked her chin, lifted it slightly, and slowly tilted his upper body towards her, watching his face slowly come, getting closer and closer, she slowly closed her eyes shyly. He kissed her delicate lips infinitely and gently, sucking gently, nibbling softly, licking and pecking the tip of his tongue on her lips, tossing and turning, sucking all the sweetness in her mouth, as if intimacy with a cherished priceless treasure......

For Liu Shiyan, this is the first kiss in her life, this tenderness and sweetness is initially nervous, then shy, then intoxicated, and in the end, she can't help but open her arms around Fang Yu's neck, raise her face, and be drunk and don't know the way back.

"Guest, do you want tea?"

The two of them turned a deaf ear to the soft shouting of the second child in the store outside the door. Also, the two of them have entered a moment of selflessness, even if the sky is falling apart, they are indifferent.

"Guest officer, the weather is hot and sultry, and tea can quench your thirst......"

In the house, the kiss is in full swing, and the love is strong.

What kind of tea to quench your thirst!

This kiss, he and her are closely connected and cherish each other.

This kiss is deeply rooted in Liu Shiyan's heart!

The kiss was in full swing, but his hand was still in order.

Therefore, he kissed very carefully and affectionately.

Therefore, she kissed very comfortably and emotionally.

At this time, between heaven and earth, it was as if only they existed.

"Is there anyone? guest officer, guest officer, if you don't answer the little one, you're going to go in......

For such a threat from the shopkeeper, the two turned a deaf ear, and they really didn't notice it. If the shopkeeper broke into the house at this time, then he would be full of eyes:

The long-term hot kiss made Liu Shiyan almost lack of oxygen, and she opened her mouth to inhale fresh air, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she happened to touch Fang Yu's tongue, and was immediately tightly entangled by it, and even dragged it into his mouth, sucking it tightly, and sucking the sweet elixir on it arbitrarily, until it was licked and eaten cleanly.

Outside the house, the urging voice of the shopkeeper sounded again: "The guest officer should not answer again, and the little one will really come in......"