In the study, my nose was slightly sore, and I held back a few sneezes to keep it dormant as much as possible.

"Ah...... Ahh ”

There was a loud bang in his ears, but the Dog Emperor happily typed one.

Not anymore, as if this kind of thing is contagious. I couldn't control it, so I tried to swallow my voice, only "chirped" and covered it with my sleeve.

The emperor raised his eyelids and looked at me, and his eyes were always a little defiant: "Yo, you fever, but you have to rely on the widow." ”

I was about to pick up on his joke when I suddenly noticed that his eyes were so red.

"Sage, what's wrong with your eyes?"

He was stunned, got up and went to get a bronze mirror, and looked at the window.

"Eh, why is ——, so red, I haven't found out since I took a lunch break."

He rubbed his eyes, blinked a few times, and said suspiciously: "I had pink eye when I was young, and I only felt red, swollen and scratchy at that time. Today is different, it doesn't hurt or itch. ”

When Cui Changshou heard this, he hurriedly shook off the dust and came over: "Oh, my long live lord, how did you get an eye disease." ”

He trotted over, caressed the emperor's face and looked at it, and exclaimed: "If this red dot is red, it will become a blood gourd!" No, no, no, hurry up and declare the imperial doctor. ”

Lu Youming next to him got the order, and walked outside the study to sing: "The dragon is unwell, his eyes are red, and the imperial doctor enters." ”

The little chamberlain who went down the next step immediately received the order, and after answering yes, he ran away.

The emperor didn't put the red eye disease in his heart, and continued to look at the twists and turns. But Lu Youming looked at me and wanted to lead me out, so I followed me with an excuse.

Walking to the backyard of the holy bed, Lu Youming picked a flower leaf and rubbed it in his hands, as if he wanted to rub it into mud.

I saw that his expression was a little solemn and said: "The situation has been a bit bad recently, why do you guess the saint is like this?" ”

I half-jokingly said, "My eyes are red, could it be that I can't look at something that I shouldn't see?" ”

He raised the corners of his mouth, but he didn't laugh, and lowered his voice to the lowest: "I accidentally discovered that the saint is taking kitsch. I heard early in the morning that taking too much medicine will cause the blood to swell and even burst. It's scary to think about...... Moreover, others may not know about the saint's taking medicine. ”

Yes?

My eyebrows were like writhing bugs, and I was amazed. Isn't it appropriate to have fun, but can you be so inextricable?

No wonder there are so many acne on the face, and the addiction is great......

Lu Youming had already twisted the flower and leaf into a ball, just like his sad brow at this time.

The first time I saw him like this, I was only curious and funny, and teased him: "How, people take kitsch medicine, but it makes you sad." Now it's really "the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry". ”

Lu Youming glanced at me and sighed, "Hey, you're still a heartless person." Don't you think that it was the three dancing girls who instigated it? At the very least, there are more or less reasons for those three people. If the dragon is really sick, you and I will be involved. ”

I raised my eyebrows: "That medicine, it can't be that you quietly presented to the saint, right?" ”

His eyes widened, and his cheeks flushed with fine skin and tender flesh: "Don't talk nonsense! What's in it for me...... Asking me to introduce the dancing girl was originally coerced and coerced by you. ”

I sneered, "Hey, the treasure house is about to be emptied by you, and I'm still carrying it for you!" If something happens to you, you'll be held accountable. ”

As soon as I said that, he took off his crown and hat in a rage, and scratched his head.

I ducked back: "Hey, hey, what are you doing?" What about dandruff seeding?! ”

Before his whole head was scratched into a chicken coop, he finally stopped, and said in a low voice: "At first, I just thought about borrowing the things from the treasury first, and then returning them." ”

I laughed evilly: "Don't be funny! Once this kind of thing has a beginning, it is not a peeing in pants and an unstoppable flow. ”

He turned around and glared at me, "Sizzle——, are you a monster?" Usually in front of Suneisi, in our case, it is like two people. Among the 36 types of ghosts, you really look like the kind of "supernatural ghost" who talks myths and does ghost things. ”

I don't think so, I don't think this kind of person has always had good words, just say thank you and praise it. I thought of Bai Xianzhao again: "What is the name of the ghost under the tree?" ”

He said bluntly: "But there is such a kind, which is called "ghosts living under the tree", which sometimes shows its supernatural spirits and fools the world, thinking that it is a tree god!" ”

"Hmm......", I nodded, and laughed again, "Then what the hell are you?" It can't be a smoke-eater, or a money-grubber, right? ”

When Lu Youming heard this, he didn't worry anymore and chased after me. When we were fighting, Cui Changzhi came over and scolded the two of us: "When?!" There's also kung fu! Yizheng Yicheng, Shufei, and Zhaoyi Zhaoyuan are all surrounding the saint in the front hall......"

Then he took two steps closer and whispered, "The sage has an edict to settle the three dancing girls." I'll leave this matter to you. The sooner the better, and there must be no mistakes. ”

Lu Youming was dumbfounded: "Gonggong Cui, what does this mean by settling properly?" Is it to send out of the palace and place an outer room, or to dispose of it secretly? Or ......"

Cui Changshou snorted coldly: "Little deer, aren't you the best at speculating on the holy will?" Since you sent it, now this butt naturally has to be wiped by you. The detailed meaning, we don't know, you can figure it out for yourself. ”

After saying this, Cui Changshou twisted his thick waist wrap and returned to the main hall. His figure, the whole circle of belt in the middle was protruding, but it was only a decoration......

Lu Youming looked at me resentfully, and I couldn't help but gloat and laugh.

He hugged his arms and said, "I don't care, you and I do things together, and you have to share your opinions." ”

I suddenly had an idea: "In my opinion, the saint meant to hide the three of them. Well, Lu Changshou shaved the three of them into little nuns and placed them in Foguang Temple, okay? ”

His eyes were wide open, and it took a while for a moment to shine: "Ouch, what a trick! ”

Then he brought a wicked smile: "This is shaved into a nun, and it has changed its appearance, the combination of monks and prostitutes, such a collision...... Oh, my God! If the saints summoned them again, some of them would be more than just new joy. ”

I covered my mouth and smiled, "I heard that the freshly shaved scalp is as soft as velvet." ”

Lu Youming couldn't help nodding: "Yes, now this Foguang Temple has been taken over by the Queen Mother, and only male monks are allowed to settle in during the big festival." From the Pingyun Nunnery where she practiced in the past, an old nun was just transferred to be the abbot. Nowadays, this Foguang Temple, morning class and evening class, after confession recitation, only hear its voice, it is already "full of yellow orioles singing green willows". Mix a few nuns in the past, just the right time, just right! ”

I couldn't help but ask, "That's right! On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, the saint was furious, escorted the old monk Yega and others, and came back to the Ganlu Hall for personal trial, what happened? What is the disposition, but these days have been silent. ”

Lu Youming sneered and preached to me:

"On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, the saint was originally a dragon-faced Dayue. Unexpectedly, such a bloody thing happened, and the person involved was the national teacher who was helped up by himself. ”

Although the saint realized that Yaga was a corrupt monk, he did not anger the monk for popularizing Buddhism to the saint. The saint's devotion to Buddhism seems to have reached the point of deep planting on the front edge. ”

"When he was escorted back to the temple of Manna, the saint still honored him as a high monk, and even if he was guilty, he did not ask him to bow down. The Tibetan poem of 'being rude' was first judged, and the second disciple of Yaga, Sharidian, was returned to the Sangha for the elders to discuss and dispose of. ”

"And Master Yaga, the fact that he committed adultery is 'undoubted', the old monk finally had to admit it with tears in his eyes. But it is only said that the two people have never dared to meet in secret, and they dare not publicize it. And the matter of wearing the clothes of Mr. Ho is a threat. ”

Hearing this, I was shocked, he dared to mention the word threat?

At that time, I discussed with Zhou Guifei, and in order to save the lives of the two innocent little caracals, I deliberately did not reveal that the two of them raised caracals and were involved in the old case. I just want to save it for later.

I furrowed my brow: "And then?" ”

Lu Youming smiled evilly, and said in the tone of Master Yaga: "Sage, let the poor monk distinguish a few words. It was Zhou Guifei Niangniang and the little scholar Fan Yusu, who forced me to put on this woman's clothes, but said that if not, I disposed of Mr. He for some reason. Unexpectedly, the poor monk fell into the trap of the two of them! ”

Suddenly, my blood rushed to my head!

I hated and said: "This old treacherous and cunning, in the end, he will bite me and the concubine back." ”

Lu Youming sighed: "Whew! You don't have to mind. There were twists and turns in the middle, and the saint didn't care. Later, the concubine was summoned to come to the Ganlu Palace, and she talked about it in front of Suneisi. The concubine said that she couldn't get used to the old monk's beak in the harem, and coveted the palace maid's behavior. Therefore, it is just a clever plan to make the saint see him as he is. ”

The saint immediately expressed his understanding. Moreover, in front of the saints, the concubine repeatedly asked that you could not be punished for this matter. The saint nodded as well. No, you're fine again. ”

I tugged at my earlobe and pouted, thinking that the Yaga monk should have been cooked with the pig's head......

I asked, "What about the results?" ”

He was dethroned from the title of national teacher and deposed from his position as abbot of Ximing Temple. And the saint intended to remove him from the Sangha, only to wait for the elders to agree. From now on, even if it is a monk, it will have to talk to the saint in the previous pilgrimage. Even the Holy Tomb is not allowed to enter. ”

I said arrogantly, "It's not in vain. is the chief manager, who was remanded in the palace department, and I don't know when he will be convicted. Thinking of the ambitious Shi Lijia again, he asked, "Who is the new national teacher?" ”

Lu Youming replied: "At present, it is his eldest apprentice Shi Lijia who is serving as the envoy of Yaga. However, he politely refused the title of national teacher before, and only said that he did not dare to live in disgrace. ”

I chuckled with disdain, probably the biggest joke I've ever heard today.

As he was talking, suddenly a brightly colored bird fluttered its wings in the courtyard and returned to its nest in the pavilion.

I remembered something again.

"Lu Youming, you might as well make another deal with me."

He pursed his lips and smiled: "Say, what the hell is the idea?" ”

I leaned closer to him: "How many obedient little chamberlains do you have, and they have more power than me." Help me check, is the flesh and blood in Zhang Cainu's belly? Or a pillow. As for me, I can tell you a way to fill the hole in the warehouse. and, twenty taels of silver. ”

He squinted at me, smiling half-bent, checking the truth of what he said. Seeing that his eyes are moist and his eyelashes are like curtains, this skin is beautiful and beautiful......

After a while, he nodded: "Okay, it's still the old rules." ”