Jin Chen grabbed the villain's back collar and lifted him up like a chicken, squinting in disgust: "Dead child, I ask you." ”

I really didn't take the spirit of the secret realm into my eyes at all.

The villain closed his eyes and shouted: "If you don't listen, don't listen, I won't listen!" ”

Jin Chen sneered: "Listen." ”

The villain: "? ”

You've used all the coercive means, and you just asked me what I was doing?

Isn't that a nonsense?

Phew! Dead Fox Demon!

The villain opened his eyes suddenly, looked at him indignantly, and his eyes seemed to be full of fire.

Jin Chen blinked his eyes with satisfaction, pointed to himself and said, "Since the secret realm was opened, have you ever seen a demon as good-looking as me?" ”

The spirit of the secret realm felt a chill, and opened his mouth to scold: "What about your face? Can you give the man some face? ”

Jin Chen hehe, completely ignoring his eyes: "I know you're ugly, don't be jealous of brother, brother is just a legend." ”

I, brother, you, big, master!

The villain didn't want to speak at all, and twisted his head awkwardly, but he refused to answer.

Jin Chen never had a heart, he slapped the villain's head again, his eyes were surging, and he asked him with a smile: "Have you seen it?" ”

Villain: "...... No. He didn't believe that he was being threatened by a yellow-haired child who was millions of years younger than him.

For Jin Chen twitching his head from time to time, the spirit of the secret realm said that he was numb.

Jin Chen let go of his hand and let the villain plop and sit on the ground.

He looked condescendingly at the small lump on the ground, as if smiling, unreasonable: "Then you are responsible for finding it for me." ”

The spirit of the secret realm covered his aching buttocks and raised his head suddenly: "? ”

What the are you talking about?!

Do you still have a conscience?!

He took a deep breath and told himself to be calm and not to worry about the yellow-haired child.

Then, he said dryly, a little awkwardly: "What does it look like?" Tall, short, fat and thin? Male or female? ”

Jin Chen supported his chin with one hand, and replied without hesitation: "It's best to look at that woman, tall and thin......"

As he spoke, he glanced at the spirit of the secret realm and stabbed him in the heart: "Anyway, there is no height like you." ”

Villain:!!!

Breathe deeply!!!

No, he couldn't stand the grievance: "What the hell are you so short about!" Eat your rice or rob your wife! You're personally attacked! ”

Foul language slammed into the world.

Jin Chen silently took a step back: "...... Are you human? ”

The spirit of the secret realm choked in his throat and replied truthfully with grievances: "...... No. ”

"Oh." Jin Chen said again, "Then what are you wronged ......?"

Then he glanced at the spirit of the secret realm again, more than a little disgusted: "You are not human. ”

"Ahh

Finally, the villain was driven crazy, screaming at the sky with his throat raised, and then snapped, his mouth was deflated, and his liver and intestines were broken from crying.

Jin Chen's fox eyes blinked and blinked, and moved to the side with disdain and disgust.

While the villain was crying, he caught a glimpse of this scene, and cried even more miserably.

"Dead, dead man, do you still dislike the old man?! Woo woo woo wow ah ah the old man's heart woo woo~"

The corners of Jin Dead Man Chen's mouth twitched, his eyebrows and eyes raised, he sneered, and the dog's angry speech began again:

"You little brat, I deliberately let half of the country cry for you, you don't know what to do."

The little man cried and looked at him expressionlessly: "I didn't expect you to be sick in the brain." ”

Jin Chen: "...... Looks like you've been struck crazy by lightning. ”

The villain: "? ”

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Oh roar roar roar!! The lipstick is here, uh-huh~ and then frantically tempted my roommate to buy this lipstick, and the temptation was successful hahaha.

I'm awesome (/≧ω\)