20200526 Girlfriends who split up on Tuesday

Didn't run in the morning, it rained. I went out and recorded a little video for the little prince. went to work and logged in to the trumpet, which was used to record the continuation of the Lin family in the future.

Meilian posted tomato solitaire or something in the group, and told me that the weekend was going to be hard. I said okay. Logistics is the most important thing, and it is easy to get in touch with each other.

After lunch, Meilian asked the little prince if he was studying law.

I said, yes.

She wanted to ask the little prince a question. I say.. Hahaha. Learning is useful. I'm afraid that the little prince is modest. I guess I'll have to ask his teacher, or my cousin. Or my top student, Southwest Political Science and Law. Or my prospective siblings.

Sister AB Meilian: Forget it, I'd better go to my classmates

Lin Fang Little Sun: ... Gossip is still okay. Seriously. Never mind

Sister AB Meilian: It's a serious matter, my friend has something to consult, and I thought there was a law student at home

I told the secret and withdrew it, and it was a matter of the paper. In order for the queen mother Amma not to see, we all withdrew, leaving a dialogue in the circle.

After a while, Meilian still forwarded it to me, and I didn't read it, so I sent it to my cousin and classmates for consultation, and their opinions were equally divided. It is estimated that it is a separation.

Meilian chatted with me for a few words, and I just felt very pitiful. When you love each other with emotion, you can give life, but if you don't love each other, you can force each other to a dead end. I still suggested that her best friend directly find a lawyer for serious consultation, recommended WeChat, and we withdrew.

I gave the screenshot of the chat to the little prince.,Chat in the group and say,Little prince,I don't want a house or anything.,It's all for you.。。 The child is raised by one person and half of it. Later your property will be given to you, and my property will be given to me. One month of milk powder for one person. Fair. Gifts, there are comings and goings. Visiting relatives, one person at a time. Fair. Whoever beats the child, the child belongs to whom. Wait a minute, the little prince will come back and see that I am not shocking and dying, and he will be frightened again, hahaha

Sister AB Meilian: You do freak out about him, hahaha, what will happen to his parents after that?

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: What should I do? Do you raise your parents? His parents he raised?

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: Parents and children are the same, one and a half, my adoptive mother, my mother is easy to raise... No, no, no, I raise Emperor Ama

Sister AB Meilian: I sent this expression up, frantically took notes, Queen Amma, whoever needs it, take it

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: As the saying goes, the poor raise a man, and the rich raise a daughter. Or raise the emperor Amma.

Sister AB Meilian: . . . I'm going to pack things for shipping, so let's stop talking

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: I think this method is good, hey, don't go, one person raises half, see who raises it well.

Sister A-B Meilin: Let's talk in half an hour

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: Children too, one person for a month, see which month is fat... Okay, there you go

I had nothing to do, and I sighed again, thanking God that my sisters were married to good families. Family harmony. Ha ha. Especially the eldest sister, the eldest sister is very good to her, and her second sister is also very good to her, much better than me. The second sister is also very good. The younger brother and daughter-in-law are also very good. Hahaha, I hope it will continue to be good, and there will be no aunts and nephews who are moths. I'm sure I'm not going to be a moth. Because I don't care about anything... And I naturally like children. I love anyone's children. Yes

Sister AB Meilian: Does the "much better than me" here mean that the eldest sister's second sister treats her much better than you treat her?

Lin Fangxiaoyang: That's right. Hahaha

Sister AB Meilian: If there is ambiguity, I will reflect on it

Lin Fangxiaoyang: That's true. I can't help her take care of the children, it's all her second sister, and her second sister, haha, is the second sister very good

Sister AB Meilian: Hahaha, at first glance I thought you were saying that your eldest sister's condition is much better than yours, and she has a second sister to take care of, but you don't, hahaha

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: My second sister is also very good... The big sister has a big family to take care of her, so happy, haha. Look at her baby. It's so fat... Give it to me now, I can't even hold it. Year?? Hold her like this.

Sister AB Meilian: Haha

Lin Fang Little Sun: Above, a photo from childhood to adulthood

Sister AB Meilian: It's really well-raised, this little girl is a fat girl herself

Lin Fangxiaoyang: That's right. Such a thin mother must be my brother-in-law's genes... It really is. Haha, some are skinny. My big sister better not come back. If she comes back, we won't help her baby, she will have to get it herself. My brother-in-law doesn't. So.. Haha, don't come back. The year before last, I scolded my brother-in-law for the Chinese New Year. Said he was lazy, he didn't take a baby, so heavy. My sister has back pain. If the little prince doesn't bring a baby in the future, I don't want it either. Love to cry and cry. It's okay to be able to run. Follow me

Sister AB Meilian: Come, take a screenshot to keep the evidence, and come back to see it after you have a baby

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: Haha, if you don't put your mind down, you will be tired, and the man is the mother who bullies the mother's love, and when they go there, the mother can't stand it, so she will take the baby, I don't want to learn from them. I went shopping, but it was different if I was willing to take it, right?

Sister A.B. Meilian: Stupid things you said when you didn't have children

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: For example, I think it's more fun to play with a baby than to go shopping, so that's different. Don't feel bitter, just feel happy, who can stop it. Unless she's too heavy for me to hold.

Sister A.B. Meilian said; Looks like it's good to let you move things now.

It's okay, if Bao Dad doesn't care, then this child doesn't want it, after all, people have to love themselves first, then love their husbands, and finally love this child

Sister AB Meilian: What you say makes sense

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: The prenatal exercise is very good, you must pay attention to it after giving birth, I am fine, watch a little bit of things related to giving birth to a baby, this knowledge is still very sufficient

Brother Qifeng: I understand in seconds

Sister A-B: It seems that my brother is still very good

Lin Fang Xiaoyang: Yes, yes, Qifeng is still very good, Xinyi has been with him for so many years, and he also has experience

When you get to the house, you will steam the dumplings and eat them, and then knead the flour. Cake flour steamed buns made in the morning.

The little prince is back. I'm kneading flour.

He said, how do you prepare so much

I said, as the saying goes, don't worry about having rice in the pot?? Something.

He said, what a proverb like this

I said, if you don't listen carefully, I won't tell you

He said, why am I not serious, I didn't understand what you said

I said, "I won't tell you, lest you learn it." Lie down and rest.

He said, what to eat at night

I said, dumplings.

He said he hadn't finished eating yet

I said, there's still one meal left, are you busy writing something?

He said, "No." Ah Qi.

I said, "You want to be happy."

He said, What a happy event

I said, congratulations, you're going to catch a cold.

He said, "Begging for a beating."

I said, did you get a haircut?

He said, yes, the hair is long, and it seems to be flying.

I said, "No."

He said, what is the situation with my sister's friend

I said, I don't know, I don't see the reason. I transferred my cousin, and I deleted it, it's not easy to inquire about other people's private affairs, like beating other people's children or something.

He said, I'll ask my sister

I said, my sister didn't tell you, why are you asking this?

He said, he asked me, and I always have to ask

I said, yes, yes, yes, yes, and I asked if there was anything I wanted to serve

The little prince went back to the message.

I said, anyway, it's about dividing property, I'm going to divorce you in the future, how to divide the property, I don't need it anyway, I'll give it all to you.

And he said, What are you talking nonsense?

I said, just kidding, I don't need anything

He said that a stable life would not pass, would it?

I said, yes, yes, it's just to see that people are too pitiful, so take precautions.

He said, who is pitiful.

I said, my best friend.

He said, show you my sister's reply, she said, it's okay, step down. I said chirp...

I laughed out loud, and I had nothing to do but retreat.

We watched Solitaire pick up a few, 86, 5, 65, 3, 1030.

He's still adding one by one.

I said, what are you, fool, there's a ball on it. I'm all right, 1030

He said, "Oh, you're not as smart as you."

I said, no, because you don't understand this little program yet, if you do, you'll be faster than me.

He said, I'm not as smart as you

I said, no, little prince, you can't say that you don't have my smart yin, otherwise I will suffer a loss in the future.

He said, "Why?"

I said, you always say that, when the time comes, others will let me take the baby and let me teach the children to learn.

He said, "You expect me to teach them to read."

I said, we don't teach. In our family, we don't care about our children's reading, they all read by themselves.

He said, I am in the unit all day long, how to teach

I said, he learned it himself.

And he said, What do you want, you?

I said, I learned it all by myself, and I was self-taught

He said, you are an undergraduate graduate who doesn't teach, don't tutor, let me be a high school student to tutor children's homework.

I said, you are talking nonsense, Xiao Maruko is very smart and yin, but I don't tutor children with their homework, the knowledge they learn in school is enough, and they don't need to go to their parents to pick up the rags for them in the back.

He said, if you don't teach, I think I'll send him to the army in seventeen or eighteen

I said, what's so bad.

He said that it is estimated that when the time comes, there will be no education.

I said, in fact, I will teach too, but, you are very relaxed now, you know to praise me, you are too scheming, praise me just to let me do more.

He laughed

I said, like a sweep of hearts, we all praise her. She originally just wanted to sweep for a while, but we praised her for a long time, and Cheng Cheng also said, after praising for so long, you also swept the kitchen. So I don't want people to praise me, I was happy to do hygiene on a whim, I am embarrassed to praise you, I will do more. This is called the threshold effect. For example, ask someone to do a small thing, and after doing this, praise him for being so diligent, and you give him a big task, and he will do it in order to maintain the consistency of his image. For example, when Maruko came back, I asked Maruko to heat me a simple dish, and when you finished cooking, I said that the little prince was good to me, and you would make dinner in order to maintain this image. It's pale.

He said, "Who did you learn this from?"

I said, self-taught. Okay, I'm sleepy.

He said, "I'm sleepy, I've been led astray by you...

I said, "Hey, what it tastes like." Oh, the steamed bun is out of power. Eat one

And he said, Haven't you eaten it?

I said, I want to taste it, I forgot to put sugar.

He said, gluttonous cats.

I said, this pot will lose power when it dries. What do you mean by burnt black, for example, the rice is burnt, the vegetables are burnt, and the water is dried up and the black substance is the situation.

He didn't listen carefully, he didn't understand.

I said, I won't tell you, if I don't listen carefully, I will say it twice, if you are my brother, I will knock you.

He said that you said that it would automatically power off, and that it was burnt. So it won't automatically power off

I said, the power will be cut off. Scorching didn't prevent him from losing power.

He said, you are strong and reasonable, and you don't know if you have to make up a 123, and it doesn't matter if he is reasonable or not. If you don't know, you don't know

I said, I know it, why should I say I don't know.

He said that there is no shame in not knowing.

I said, "Do I put this steamed bun in the refrigerator or freezer?"

He said, "Freeze it into bricks."

I said, that's refrigerated, I still have to eat dumplings on a cloudy day, and after eating the dumplings, it's my turn to eat rice cakes, and then it's my turn to make steamed buns. I had food rations for several days. I almost died of cold when I went out this morning.

He said, "You're always dying like that."

I said, you have it too, you often say that you are angry with me.

And he said, "You know."

I said, I said cold to death, because I was afraid of the cold. You would say heat death.

He said, when will I say

I said, you wait. I'll remind you later. In order to prevent me from stealing food, I will perform a toothpaste artifact for you.

He sneezed.

I brushed my teeth, let him learn English, and I went to the bar to read.

He said, how did you build a group of two people, and kicked your aunt out.

I said, it's okay, my mom doesn't know

He said, and then he said it again

I said, when did my mom say it? And she's not literate, how does she know.

He said, "Isn't it good for you to pull another one?"

I said, just use what you have.

So I started to read words, and I asked for words that are not in the distance, but I couldn't give examples. The concert won't fight.,I was made fun of.。。

After reading music, I read him psychology and high school emotional development.

I said, how can high school be emotionally unstable? I've always been stable.,Just study.。。

He said, that's you, everyone is young and rebellious

I said, there is no rebellious period, college away from parents, nothing special, so after meeting the little prince, I began to rebel, people say that adolescence will have it, sooner or later, I belong to the late.

He said, you're an adolescent rebel, you're menopause.

I said, "Ah." Wait, I'm going to take a little notebook and write down what you just said. Okay, continue to study, common mental illnesses, such as fear.

He said, "I've never been afraid."

I said, for example, mollusks, there are three methods, the unified desensitization method means, afraid of mollusks, first let you touch the mollusk toy puppet, slowly get close to the real thing.

He said, then I will raise more snails and caterpillars at home in the future.

I said, no. The third is rational emotion therapy. It's wrong to correct you from the source that this idea is wrong, and re-put new ideas into you, such as thinking that men were bad before, and one day there was a little pill, and the little pill said that men are also good.

He said, just like I always thought that women were two hundred and five, and when I met you, I found out that there were not only 250 but also 500.

I laughed and said, continue the class, do you know the personality, the personality is.

He said, "All I know is forced."

I said, the level of tart?

He said, yes.

I said, what is personality.

He said, you still ask me, let's not watch it, you are really not suitable to be a teacher.

I said, don't get in my way, I'll ignore you. Let me tell you about learning, Gagne said that there are eight kinds of learning.

He said, why say so much.

I say, signal learning, rule learning, chain learning, logic learning, such as 1 plus 1 equals 2

He said, Who told you that 1 plus 1 equals two. Let me teach you, for example, if we solve a problem, one method for one person, two people for two methods, and discuss and discuss with each other, it will evolve into a third method, and 1 plus 1 is not equal to three. Another example is that a person has a sad thing and another person has a sad thing, and the two of them meet together and confide in each other, and they are not sad. So, 1 plus 1 equals 0.

I said, you go and talk to your math teacher, see if he is sad, whether he beats you. If you get beaten, tell me and you won't be sad.

He said, you must not have seen a movie called Galaxy Cram School.

I said, I haven't seen it.

He said, you can go and take a look, there is a paragraph that says very well, when students are facing problems, not only a bc d in the test paper, but also e fg hi jk lm, you can go and take a look.

I said, I don't watch it, I'll watch it with Maruko in the future.

He said, "If you don't look, I'll knock you."

He said, as long as you are still a teacher, you don't learn these things, and the exam-oriented education is getting more and more backward.

I said, I'm very good at innovation, you see me and my heart picking dried flowers and scattering them on the ground to play, how creative.

He said, fortunately, Ai Joan didn't kill you, you are a guest, she has a good temper, be careful and don't understand anything, people forget it.

I say, nonsense. Tell me about discernment. Forehead..

He said, "You teacher, oh my God, you're the wrong kid."

I said, this is the second time I've heard people say I'm misleading.

He said, who is still the same as my hero?

I said, I forgot, someone just said that, but after so many years, going around and around, my thoughts came back, and what I couldn't get was always in turmoil.

He said that the flowers of the motherland, don't destroy them like this.

I said, I will protect them, and if there is an earthquake, I will definitely save them first.

He said that there are several earthquakes a year.

I said, whether it is an earthquake, typhoon or flood, I will definitely save the children first.

He said that these were accidents and that classes were inevitable events. I have heard that harsh government is fiercer than tigers, and snake catchers say, why go to catch snakes, because there is no need to pay taxes, because harsh government is fiercer than tigers. Although these earthquakes and typhoons are powerful, they are nothing compared to your misguided children.

I pretended to keep my head down.

He said, "Okay, okay, I said it wrong."

I said, haha, I know.

He said, "Pity every day." Tell you about behaviorism and use music to induce puppies to drool

He said it was the same as training a dog to shake hands with food.

I said, yes, I'll tell you a little bit about constructivism

He said, "Come on, I'm so sleepy."

I said, "I'll tell you a story in English." I'll go get the book.

He said, don't fall and stand so high,.

I said, forget it

And he said, Tell me, what scripture thou hast taught. There is a little horror at the beginning, a little funny in the middle, and a bit of a tragic story at the end

So I told the story of the prodigal son, Zacchaeus repentance, and Peter.

The little prince was so confused that I switched to the story of Ruth and the story of Matthew's four women.

The little prince wanted to learn to sing after listening, and I also sang English songs, and he said that he was afraid that I wouldn't be able to get up in one breath.

I said, hum I ignore you, my roommates all say that I sing well, you have eyes without beads, and you have empty ears.

He vomited *** and teased me, saying that this is a song to feed pigs.

I said, pigs don't need to be coaxed to eat, and so am I, if I have food, I ran over by myself.

He said that a husband asked his wife to go to dinner, and the wife said, "Don't call me wife, call me queen."

I laughed.

He said, "Queen, it's time to eat." Her wife said, two people. His husband said, just two words, I can't say you Wang Ba.

I said, laughing at me. I'll give you a lesson.

He messed up.

I said, you're going to disturb the teacher's progress in class.

He said, "What a lively atmosphere it is to have students like me."

I said, I'm that kind of person, so I'm very energetic, and I scold the teacher every day

He said, yes.

I said, the spoken language is used to say 怼, note the pinyin is correct.

He said, for example, Sa Beining.

I said, I watched an interview with Zhao Benshan today, in the Spring Festival Gala in the first year, he acted with Song Dandan, he didn't take the kit, and then went down to get it. None of the viewers found out. After the two of them finished the performance, they hugged their heads and cried. Then the rehearsal has to be pinched, because the bell must be rung at 12 o'clock.

He said, you still watch the Spring Festival Gala. Do you know this neologism of the Internet, the new poor. The post-90s generation is highly educated, has a bright appearance, pursues taste, and has no savings at all.

I said, I wasn't, as long as the walrus returned me

He said, don't mention you, there is a student writing essay, 200 words are not enough, he had an idea and said, math class, the teacher asked us to calculate how much 10 divided by 3 is equal to, I calculated that it is equal to 3, so I wrote more than 200. Another student said that I went to play table tennis with my classmates on Sunday, and he played it, and I played it, and he hit it, and I played it until the end. There was also a student who wrote a letter to the rat that squeaked squeaky squeak

Haha, it's nine o'clock, and we're both going to wash up.

At nine :05 a.m., the little prince called, and I got dressed. He said I was slow

I said, I'm still wiping the bathroom. Every day after taking a shower, wipe the bathroom.

He said, you wipe slowly, wait for me to hand over my phone, don't worry.

I said, a minute. It rained again on Saturday and we sold tomatoes. Last time, I was tossed by logistics, and after waiting for a whole day, there was a heavy fog in Yangzhou. What is the principle of fogging?

He said, "I really don't know."

I said, I didn't even know, Maruko was an encyclopedia in my impression. Eh, I ask you, I can't buy any books at the bookstore.

He said, suicide note.

I said, "Be awesome." Originally a secretary

He said that he could buy a secretary.

I said, you buy it for me.

He said, I'll buy a secretary and come back, don't panic.

I said, I've been a famine since I was a child, and I'm still afraid of this?. Oops, I'm looking for my ID and don't know where to go.

I kept finding sleep and didn't find it.

He said that it has been a month, and it has been since the last time he went back.

I said, yes.

He said that one day he had lost himself.

I said, no matter what, it will come out on its own on a cloudy day.

He said, I don't care, it has nothing to do with me.

I said, it doesn't have a lot to do with me, what's mine is mine, not mine, and the twisted melon is not sweet.

He said, "I see, you are also going to study with the prince."

Okay, it's time, blink three times, reluctantly.