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Hey? Why am I dizzy, the kissed cheeks are still hot, is this love? Is it the power of love, hahaha, the power of love really makes people feel dark!

"Si Nuo, come here, the principal has something to look for you...... Why did you poison the students again? Didn't you not let you touch the students? If you really don't obey and punish them for running, it's a big deal to be expelled, you make a fuss like this, but you are going to commit a crime! ”

"Okay, I'll go now, this kid is an accident, don't worry! He woke up after a while, you help me take a look at him here, and by the way, help him eat the antidote, I can't touch him! ”

"Okay, okay, I know, you can go quickly!"

Half an hour later, Liu Ming woke up, the left side of his face was swollen by Si Nuo's kiss, and at this time he looked like a big pig's head, except for the broken phase, there seemed to be nothing else uncomfortable.

"Hey, boy, what's wrong with you? Remember me? The teacher who gave you the basic class yesterday? ”

Liu Ming's head was still dizzy, he looked around, but he didn't see Sinuo's shadow, and he couldn't help but feel a little lost in his heart.

"Haha, teacher, it's you! Hey? Why can't I speak? Why is my face swollen like this? What happened? Am I being attacked? ”

Looking at Liu Ming's excited appearance, there was no danger in thinking about it, and at this time, the bell for class also rang, the teacher hurriedly handed the envelope on the table to Liu Ming's hand, and said: "You go to class quickly, don't be late, I'm going to class too, remember to learn to be obedient in the future, don't mess with the teaching director, otherwise sooner or later one day I will poison you!" ”

“……？”

The night pupil looked at the envelope, which said Intermediate Class 6.

So Liu Ming got up from the ground and rubbed his face, which had been swollen into a pig's head, feeling that he had no feeling at all!

"Report ......"

In the sixth class of the intermediate level, a pig-headed man shouted a report in a muffled voice!

"This classmate, ...... you?"

Liu Ming hurriedly handed over the envelope in his hand.

The teacher in front of him wore big black-framed glasses, his all-white hair had already announced to the world that he was about to end, and his shriveled and thin skin made Liu Ming feel that this person didn't even have the strength to hold the envelope.

"Oh, it turned out to be a new classmate, your name is Liu Ming? Then you're sitting ......"

"Teacher, let him come over here and sit!"

Before the teacher could finish speaking, a very arrogant and arrogant voice immediately sounded in the back row of the classroom, and the teacher held up the frame in front of him, and then said in an old voice: "Oh? Eagle wounded classmate, do you have a vacant seat? Okay, let's ask you to sit with Eagle Injury! ”

Liu Ming walked through the rows of seats, and these classmates all looked at him sympathetically, as if they were giving him a silent mourning.

Although Liu Ming had already heard the unkindness of that voice, he had no reason to be afraid, because although he was a second-level soul master, he was a figure with a fourth-level soul general, as long as Qilang was summoned, no one here should be his opponent!

Before coming to the seat, the corner of the eagle wound stepped on Liu Ming's seat, and said with a playful face: "It's okay to sit down, 10,000 yuan of protection money?" ”

", no!"

After speaking, Liu Ming didn't care about the dirty stool that was stepped on at all, and sat on the instep of the eagle wound and stepped on the stool, and immediately let out a long fart "po......of"!

A few of the younger brothers around were still waiting to tease Liu Ming, but they didn't expect Liu Ming, the bastard, to be so disgusting, you must know that the family background of these psychics is either rich or expensive, otherwise how can they afford the tuition here, so they immediately covered their noses and pushed back three feet!

"Stinky boy, you're looking for death!"

"What are you looking for, I'm sitting in my chair, who is provoking whom?"

"You...... You're on my feet! ”

"Uh...... I'm sorry, I got food poisoning this morning, so my eyesight is bad, I'm still wondering whose stool is the dog's leg, it turns out yours, sorry sorry! ”

As he spoke, Liu Ming cocked his ass and let Eagle Hurt pull his leg back.

And the moment he pulled it back, Liu Ming's buttocks spewed out a stream ......of yellow gas at the eagle wound with a "poof", and the eagle wound suddenly gagged.

Damn, this kid is so disgusting, it was a mistake to call him over, I knew I would trouble him after class.

Hearing some commotion below, the teacher put his hand on his glasses again, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, hey, hey, give me a quiet corner over there!" ”

These people seem to be very afraid of this teacher, so even if Liu Ming keeps farting and the back row is already stinking, no student dares to resist.

"Reiki Cultivation Decision", I'll talk about it here, if there is anything you don't understand, you can go to the office to find me, get out of class!

The whole classroom rushed out of the classroom, and then retched!

The few people sitting next to Liu Ming in the back row had been so smoked that they didn't even have the strength to rush out of the classroom, so they could only crawl out of the classroom while still being a little conscious.

Liu Ming's face gradually returned to normal, presumably because of the effect of taking the antidote just now, the toxin is being excreted from the body through farts, so these farts are very smelly, and they are poisonous, which causes several people around them to be dizzy.

"Quick, go back and get the boss out and carry the infirmary!"

Eagle Wound had already fainted on the table, and by this time he was lying motionless on the table, as if he had fallen asleep, and when his little brother came in and turned him over, Eagle Wound had rolled his eyes and was unconscious.

Because Liu Ming ate the antidote potion, he didn't have anything to do, but felt that these farts were very comfortable, and the whole person became more and more energetic.

……

Infirmary!

"What's going on? Why are so many people poisoned in the sixth class of the intermediate level? Did you get food poisoning after eating something? ”

"It doesn't seem like it, you see that these students are all slightly poisoned, it feels like a toxin from the dean!"

"Isn't it? Could it be that the entire Intermediate 6 class has offended the dean? ”

"No, Sino went out with the principal early this morning, and she wasn't at school."

"What's going on?"

Just as the two school doctors were guessing what the students had been through, several students from Intermediate Class 6 rushed in with eagle wounds.

"Yo, isn't this an eagle injury from one of the three overlords of the academy? Why was he poisoned too? Still that serious? ”

"This matter has to be reported to the principal, half of the students in a class are showing signs of poisoning, and they must be investigated!"

Just when one of the school doctors was about to report the situation, the vice principal walked in and said, "No need to check, this is an accident, you don't care, cure the people and let them go back to class!" ”

"Okay, Vice Principal!"

The appearance of the vice principal has suppressed the matter, if it is really investigated publicly, then no one will be able to determine whose responsibility, but it will cause panic!

Although the vice principal didn't let people investigate, but the students had already spread the rumors that the eagle injury of the three tyrants of the college was actually fainted by a fart, and there was no power to fight back, it was really sad, the sorrow of life, the dignified eagle injury, the man at the top of the third teaching building was actually defeated by a fart, what a shame! What a shame!

"Fuck, who's getting this out there? Check it out, I'm going to break this man's body into pieces! ”

The eagle woke up, and when he heard the rumors, he was almost so angry that he vomited blood, which is a great shame! No one can accept it.

"Boss, calm down, this matter is only known to our classmates in Class 6 first, do you want to kill the entire class? Even if you kill them, it's useless, because almost everyone in the whole school knows about it now! ”

"Ah......h Then kill all the people in the school, I'm a dignified eagle wounded, a third-level soul master, how can you let me see people in the future? ”

The eagle is crazy, and this self-esteem is caught off guard!

"Boss, why don't we transfer schools!"

"Well, that's all there is to it!"

Looking at the bad ideas of the two younger brothers, Eagle Wound kicked them out of the door one by one.

", there are people who want to transfer, but it won't be me.

Arrest that Liu Ming for me, I want him to apologize for his sin with death! ”

"Yes, we'll go right away!"

……

The highest is the roof of the No. 1 school building.

"What? Eagle wounded defeated? Lost to a fart? ”

"That's right, big brother, the whole school knows about this, and now the whole school is in a uproar, and it's all a joke after dinner!"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the strongest man in the third teaching building actually lost to a fart, who would believe it!"

……

The roof of the No. 2 Teaching Building.

"Have you investigated clearly? What the hell is going on? ”

"Ancient, the investigation is clear, it turns out that the new kid is cowardly, and when he came in the morning, he actually went to take advantage of the teaching director, and he was poisoned.

Unexpectedly, this kid continued to go to class after taking the antidote, and as a result, he detoxified on the spot in class.

The eagle wound wanted to blackmail the newcomer, but he never thought of a trick, so it became like this! ”

"Hahaha, it's hard to disobey God's will, it seems that this eagle injury is going to be abolished, maybe I will transfer to another school tomorrow, and the man at the top of the third teaching building will be replaced!"

"That's right, boss, I heard from the younger brothers of Eagle Wound that Eagle Wound is considering transferring to another school, and his younger brothers are already discussing who will be the boss of Building 3!"

"Humph! Whoever does it is a waste and useless. But what's the origin of this new kid? Do you even dare to take advantage of the dean? It's a long life! ”

……

In the afternoon, there was a group of people in the back row of the sixth intermediate class who did not come to class, among which Eagle Wound was among them, and the teacher who came to class was still the teacher in the morning.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about the equipment of the soul general in the afternoon...... Hey? Why are there so many fewer students in the afternoon? ”

Seeing the vacancy in the back row, the old man paused, but the next second he didn't pay attention to it, and continued: "If you don't come, forget it, the things you study depend on your consciousness, I hope the students who come will listen carefully and take good notes!" ”

……

Liu Ming didn't feel guilty at all about farting and stunning his classmates this morning, but was still immersed in the joy of getting Si Nuo's kiss this morning, so he didn't have the heart to listen to the class, and he didn't know what the teacher was talking about at all!

After a day, Liu Ming felt that he was no longer a guinea pig, after the study in class, he had learned some knowledge about the soul generals, he couldn't wait to immediately summon An Wu and Qilang out at the same time, and then use the knowledge he learned to test on the two soul generals, but now is not the time, go back first, and wait for the evening.

As soon as he walked out of the classroom door, several figures immediately blocked Liu Ming.

"Hmph, boy, do you still want to run? Come with me now! ”

Seeing that the person who came was not good, Liu Ming hated being coerced the most, so he raised his chin and said with a disdainful expression: "Come with you?" Why? ”