Chapter 281: Yin and Yang Imbalance
"What's the bad idea this time?" In the study, Song Zixun clasped his arms with both hands, looked at Yu Zhanyan, who was holding a bowl and eating with relish, and asked lightly.
"What are you talking about?" Yu Zhanyan threw the bowl on the table, and was not happy, "I think when you got married, who taught you more than a dozen unique books that you treasured at home for you to observe?" Every time you annoy your younger siblings, who gives you advice and pleases your younger siblings? When my brother's heart is broken for the sake of your 'happiness' in the second half of your life, why did it become a bad idea for you to come here? You say you don't have a conscience? ”
"......" Song Zixun twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's really hard for you." ”
"If you know, it's good." Yu Zhanyan snorted coldly, and said with an expression of "adults don't remember villains", "Who told you to beat me with a big nose and bare ass and call my brother, who will help you if I don't help you?" I came today because I have good things to cheapen you. ”
Song Zixun's face sank two points again, and he said with a cold face, "Brother Yu's kindness is appreciated, but I don't need to-"
"Holy!" Before Song Zixun's words fell, Yu Zhanyan couldn't help but scold, "You fucking don't pretend to die?!" Look at your coffin face, just fucking the words 'yin and yang imbalance, desire and dissatisfaction' engraved on the door of your mind, it's all like this, and you're still here with a dead duck's hard mouth - are you hypocritical or not?! ”
Song Zixun's handsome face suddenly turned red, raised his foot and kicked on the leg of Yu Zhanyan's chair, and said angrily, "If you want to fucking say it, what so much bullshit!" ”
"It's over!" Seeing that Song Zixun was annoyed and ashamed, Yu Zhanyan was happy, "They are all brothers who grew up together, tell me the truth to my brother, can my brother still laugh at you?" As he spoke, he leaned forward and said with a sly face, "I know that your elm pimple must not be able to level your brother and sister...... Don't worry, brother today, I will give you a trick to ensure that your wishes come true, and the spring breeze will ...... night and night."
Song Zixun waved his hand with disgust, "If it's those things that don't make sense......"
"Of course not." Yu Zhanyan said with a straight face, "This is what I spent a lot of money to ask someone to bring back, the famous flower in the north corner - Qilan." ”
Song Zi raised his eyebrows in confusion.
If you want to talk about studying and practicing martial arts, Yu Zhanyan is not as good as Song Zixun, but he is also inferior to other brothers in the Song family, but when it comes to these kitsch and lewd skills, if Yu Zhanyan recognizes the second, I am afraid that no one in the capital will dare to recognize the first. Seeing Song Zixun's blank look on his face at this time, Yu Zhanyan felt even more in his heart, shook his robe and patiently explained, "This flower is fragrant, rich and elegant, and has the effect of relieving mood and promoting sleep, and the locals often put it in the bedroom, especially for newlyweds......" He paused, with a secretive smile on his face, "It is said to be a natural aphrodisiac, which can not only make men last longer, but also be beneficial to women." ”
"Recently, I also put a pot in the house, and it really worked." Yu Zhanyan touched his chin and smiled obscenely, "Needless to say, I still feel refreshed and energetic when I wake up in the morning." Don't say that I don't want to be a brother, I also brought two pots of this flower today, and when I go back to my brother and sister, I don't have to do anything to keep you, just wait for her to throw herself into her arms. ”
"Nonsense!" Song Zixun's heart moved slightly when he heard this, and he immediately said solemnly, "What kind of nonsense, you also send it to me?" Du Shi is the wife I am marrying, and she is not an aunt who has a room. Husband and wife get along with each other, and it is a matter of course, how can they rely on these sideways? What's more, our relationship has also eased a lot this time......"
"That's a bit tricky." Yu Zhanyan leaned back, propped up his arms and said lazily, "When I came just now, I had already ordered someone to send flowers to my younger brother and sister in your name, what should I do now?" Chase it back? ”
Song Zixun was stunned, pursed his lips and was about to speak, but Yu Zhanyan had already taken the lead, "But you don't have to be embarrassed, this orchid is now priceless, but it is rare!" If you really don't need it, I'll take it back. "Then you have to rush outside to call someone.
"That's it." Song Zi picked up the soup bowl slowly and methodically, and took a sip, "Since it is Brother Yu's kindness, if I repeatedly refuse, it will be too shameful for you, and this time I will reluctantly accept it." He paused, and said with a straight face, "Don't take it as an example." ”
Yu Zhanyan was stunned for a moment, and when he reacted, he couldn't help but scream: "! Song Zixun, you still have to be shameless! "Book six
Song Zixun glanced at him with disgust, "Drink your soup, you talk the most nonsense." ”
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Du Rongzhi leaned on the Luohan bed, flipping through the notebook in her hand without a match.
"Young lady, let's look at it tomorrow, it hurts carefully." Qinghe came up with a cup of milk and persuaded softly.
Du Rongzhi put down the book and looked up at the window, "What time is it?" ”
"It's already time." Qinghe said, handing the milk to Du Rongzhi.
Du Rongzhi hummed casually, took the bowl and ate it delicately.
Qinghe was guarding by the side, his eyes were unconsciously attracted by the Qilan on the case, and he couldn't help but smile, "When the slave saw this flower in the flower garden last time, I didn't think what it was...... It smells great. ”
Du Rongzhi bowed, "This flower has a unique fragrance, although it is rich but not gaudy, it is no wonder that it is loved by the locals." ”
Qinghe nodded and said happily, "The slave maid sees that the young lady has slept much more steadily at night than before, and rarely wakes up in her dreams...... It can be seen that this flower really has the effect of soothing the mood and improving sleep. ”
Du Rongzhi didn't know what to think of for a while, she was slightly distracted, and only nodded and smiled after a while, "What are you talking about......" Before the words fell, I heard a burst of footsteps outside, and then the little girl opened the curtain, and Song Zixun had already walked in.
"Lord is back." Qinghe hurriedly curtsied, and Du Rongzhi also stood up.
"Why haven't you slept yet?" He took her hand and sat down.
Tonight, he was socializing with his colleagues, thinking that he had eaten some wine outside, and at this time, his white face was a little more flushed, and there was a faint aroma of wine overflowing from his conversation.
"I've slept a lot in the afternoon, and I'm not sleepy at this time." Du Rongzhi smiled, "Do you want someone to send a sobering soup?" ”
"No, you don't." Song Zi said warmly, "I didn't drink much." ”
Du Rongzhi nodded, and saw that Qinghe had gone to pour water for him, so she simply stopped saying a word, and continued to eat the milk just now.