Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Old Poison Monster's Strange Mission
"Tweet ......"
I was woken up by Hu Wei's scream, and it was already dawn.
Hu Wei gently covered up my tears, and looked at me suspiciously, as if she was a little worried.
"It's okay, I just had a dream, I dreamed of grandpa......"
I gently scratched her little head, took a deep breath, and squeezed out a smile.
Then after a simple wash, we set off towards Lingnan Hongdu!
Walk out of Hongdu Airport.
Without my urging, the dead fat man unexpectedly consciously took out the missing compass and began to practice for a while.
Then we walked around the city for half a day under the guidance of the dead fat man, and finally stopped in front of a barbecue restaurant in the city center.
"I said dead fatty, you can't be in the wrong place, are you?"
I frowned, no matter how you look at this place, it doesn't look like a place where the masters live in seclusion!
"That's right! You see, this is exactly where the three major roads converge, and this is the convergence of the three clouds! There are nine more buildings around here that form a nine-square grid and are located here, this is the Jiuyang Lock Dragon! The old monster must be here! ”
The dead fat man looked confident.
"Really?"
Seeing that the dead fat man was gushing and making sense, I was a little skeptical.
"Nonsense! It just so happens that I'm hungry too, let's go in first and see what happens! ”
The dead fat man was the first to enter the barbecue restaurant.
To be honest, this barbecue restaurant has a good business and has a lot of customers. But who is the old monster?
I subconsciously looked at Uncle Zhang, it seemed that he had seen the old poisonous monster once before!
Uncle Zhang obviously understood what I meant, but unfortunately he shook his head lightly and said, "That time the old man and the old man were fighting, wearing wide black shorts, I couldn't see his appearance clearly!" ”
Well, the only clue is broken again!
I can't help but feel another pain in my skull!
At this time, the dead fat man sat on an empty table and shouted: "Boss, order!" ”
"It's coming!"
The boss ran over with the menu, but this boss seems to look a little strange, I don't know if he had smallpox when he was a child or for some reason, his face and hands are covered with scars the size of copper coins, at first glance, it is very scary!
But I didn't pay much attention to this boss, but yelled at the dead fat man: "I said dead fat man, let's come in to find someone, you are good, you still eat?" ”
"Huh! I said little madman, this is your fault, people are iron rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic! If you don't have enough to eat, how can you have the strength to find someone, right? Don't worry, today you and I have a treat, open to eat! Interesting enough! ”
The dead fat man spoke eloquently, then ignored me, and began to spit and order the food.
No matter what kind of skewers it is, the dead fat man has to bake it on 100 skewers!
With that arrogant look, Le's boss smiled brightly.
After ordering for a full 5 minutes, the dead fat man stopped his mouth unsatisfied.
"Let's go up so much first, it's not enough for us to order again!"
"Okay! Wait! ”
The boss nodded with a smile, and then asked with some curiosity: "A few people just said that they were looking for someone, I don't know who they were looking for, you might as well say it and listen, maybe I can help a little!" ”
"Oh! We're looking for the old monster, I don't know if you've heard of this guy, boss? ”
The dead fat man asked very casually, obviously he didn't think the boss would know.
However, to our surprise, the boss's face turned a little strange after hearing this.
"You're looking for the old poisoner?"
"That's right! Could it be that you still know him, boss? ”
I was immediately excited.
"Of course I do! Come with me, and I'll take you to him!" ”
After saying that, the boss got up and walked in the direction of the back kitchen.
We quickly got up and followed.
Walking through the busy back kitchen, we came to a house.
"Sit down!"
The boss put down the menu in his hand and took the lead in the first seat.
We sat down as promised.
I looked around and saw that there was no one else in the room except for a few of us.
"Boss, where's the old poisonous monster?"
I couldn't help but ask.
"Hey...... You guess! ”
The boss chuckled.
"Is it ......?"
Looking at the dense scars on my boss's body, I seemed to remember something.
"Not bad! I'm the old monster you're looking for! ”
The boss nodded, then looked at me and said, "You are Feng Zhennan's grandson Feng Guanglin, right?" I didn't expect it to be so big in a blink of an eye! ”
"Grandpa Poison, please help Hu Wei detoxify!"
I hit the snake with the stick, and cheekily called grandpa.
However, the old poisonous monster didn't answer my words, as if he was stuck in a memory, and said to himself: "Speaking of which, I still owe your grandfather two lives, when I went to find your grandfather to fight the Fa, in fact, my cultivation has gone a fork in the road, and I have already been poisoned, and this body can't last long." Later, I lost the fight, your grandfather didn't kill me, this is a life, and later he broke my poisonous skills, so that my body will not collapse, this is the second life! For your grandfather's sake, I can help this little fox detoxify, and I can also attach an arm to Zhang Quangui! ”
"Thank you, Grandpa Poison!"
I was overjoyed to hear that.
"Don't rush to thank me yet, before that, you have to do three things for me, and you have to do it alone!"
The old monster waved his hand and smiled.
"I don't know what Grandpa Poison wants me to do?"
I can't help but feel a little apprehensive in my heart, this old poisonous monster is a senior master, what if I can't do what he tells me to do?
As if seeing my worries, the old poisonous monster smiled: "Don't be afraid, it's not a difficult thing, I just want to test you!" ”
"Hoo ......"
I was immediately relieved.
The old monster got up and led us back to the barbecue. I picked up a takeaway and battery car keys and handed them to me.
"Now you can go and deliver a takeaway for me, it's my first thing!"
"Just deliver a takeaway? It's as simple as that? ”
I couldn't believe it.
"It's that simple! Why don't you want to go? ”
The old venom nodded.
"No, no, no, I'll go, go now!"
I was afraid that the old poisonous monster would change his mind, so I quickly took over the key and takeaway.
Hop on the battery car, turn on the navigation, and drive quickly towards the old town.
There are many urban villages in the old city, and many of these urban villages have signed demolition contracts and are ready to be demolished, so there are very few residents in these urban villages.
And my destination this time is this kind of urban village.
After half an hour of walking through the crooked and gloomy alleys, I followed the door number and finally came to No. 14 Guillotine Lane. Along the way, not a single bird feather was seen.
"There are still people living in such a hellish place? There is not a single street lamp, so you won't be afraid to walk at night? However, this house is big and beautiful, if it is demolished, it should be able to pay a lot, right? ”
I muttered, got out of the car, picked up the takeout, and headed for the door.
"Boom la la ......"
Before I got to the door, a mahjong shuffle came out faintly.
"Can you still get a table of mahjong in a place like this?"
I was a little surprised, and without thinking much about it, I started knocking on the door.
"Da Da Da ......"
"Who?"
The shuffling inside stopped.
"Delivery!"
I replied in a loud voice.
"It's coming!"
In a few moments, the door opened.
A pale, somewhat sickly beard with two dark circles under his eyes stood in the doorway.
"How long has your mother been playing mahjong continuously before she becomes this hanging?"
I couldn't help pouting in my heart, and I didn't think much about it, took the money and put it away, handed the takeaway to Luo Beard, and became ready to go back.
"Little brother! Wait a minute! ”
The beard suddenly spoke.
"Huh? What's wrong? ”
I turned around, indicating something strange.
"Play a few rounds of mahjong for me, I'm a little hungry, eat something first!"
The beard is full of sincerity.
"Nani?"
My eyes widened suddenly, I never expected that the beard would make such a strange request.
"Don't worry! You just play a few rounds of mahjong for me, the winner is yours, the loss is mine, and I will give you another 200 yuan for lost work? What do you think? The conditions are good enough, don't force me to complain about you! ”
Beard pulled out two red bills from his pocket and placed them in front of me.
"Uh...... All right! ”
I was stunned for a moment, although I am not short of money now, but after all, it is the first thing that the old poison monster does, if someone complains about delivering a takeaway, then the old poison monster will say that I am not doing a good job, what if I don't detoxify Hu Wei?
"That's a good feeling! Come with me! ”
The beard looked happy, and after finishing speaking, he dragged the takeaway and turned around and walked into the room.
I hurried to follow.
As soon as I entered the house, I felt a chill hit me, and goosebumps all over my body rose.
"I'll wipe it, rich people are really different, they actually turn the air conditioner so low, and they don't feel sorry for the electricity bill at all!"
I rubbed my arms together and muttered to myself.
I think I didn't even want to turn on the electric fan in the summer, as for the air conditioner?
I'm sorry, I don't even have that stuff in my house!
"Bang!"
I hadn't taken a few steps when a soft sound suddenly came from behind, startling me and I quickly turned around and looked back.
I saw that the door was automatically closed!
It couldn't help but make my brow furrow.
"That's an automatic door."
The beard seemed to have eyes behind his back, and he didn't look back, so he explained.
"The life of a local tyrant is really different! It's a little bit rare and weird. ”
I smiled self-deprecatingly, apparently I was too sensitive, and continued to follow.
When I came to the mahjong table, I saw three men - a pockmarked face, a big tooth and a four-eyed brother, sitting at the mahjong table, seemingly waiting a little impatiently.
"I said, beard, why did you go so long? Can you still play this mahjong? ”
Asako's tone was a little impatient.
"Brothers, I'm sorry, I'm a little hungry, let this little brother play a few laps with you first."
The beard smiled slightly and spoke.
"Alright, let's sit down and get started!"
Bruce Tooth motioned for me to sit down.
"Sit down, my money is in the drawer, just hit it at will, it's not enough, tell me, I'll go eat first!"
The beard casually patted me on the shoulder, and then walked into another room with the takeaway.
"Boom la la ......"
I had a brief overview of their rules of play, and then sat down to shuffle the cards together.
I don't know why, when I shuffle the cards, I always feel that the mahjong tiles are a little wet. But when the cards were made, I didn't find anything abnormal, and then I didn't go to my heart, in fact, it may be a special mahjong tile made by local tyrants, and they may like the wet feel?
I feel like I had a lot of luck today, as if I was possessed by Lady Luck, only the winning hand was not flushed.
After a few laps, there was a pile of red bills in front of me, two or three thousand, at least.
And Mazi, Big Storm Tooth and Brother Glasses, their faces are getting worse and worse.
"Beard! Get a chicken leg for Lao Tzu, I'm sure I'm hungry to lose so much! ”
The big fangs who lost the most, rubbed their stomachs, and yelled angrily at the other room.
"Okay!"
"Chicken legs? The takeaway I just delivered didn't have any chicken legs in it! ”
I couldn't help muttering in my heart, and then I looked towards the door of the room with some curiosity.
I saw that the beard really walked out with a chicken leg, but the size of this chicken leg is a bit large, and I feel that this should be called an ostrich leg......
"Hmm...... The life of a rich person is not something I can understand, even eating a chicken leg is bigger than others! ”
I shook my head, pursed my lips, and got ready to continue playing.
However, when I was halfway back, my whole body suddenly froze!
Because I suddenly found that when this beard walks, his feet actually don't touch the ground!
How is this possible? No matter how rich you are, you can't defy gravity! As long as it's a person, you have to walk down-to-earth! Unless......
Thinking of this, I only felt a cool breath rising from my tail vertebrae, straight to the heavenly spirit cover!
Sure enough, the old monster's mission is not so easy to complete!