When he heard that the old class master took the initiative to take the errand of painting people's faces on his shoulders, Hu San nodded with satisfaction.

"Exactly. I don't know what is difficult for Xu Banzhu to do this? ”

"Qi Yu Daxian, this trick of painting and wiping his face is the villain's ability to eat, how can there be difficulties?

But please show it to you, and see which face you should draw for a while, so that the villain can go backstage to mix oil paint first. ”

didn't wait for Hu San to answer, and the scene of kneeling on the ground suddenly begged for help.

"The villain still has a reluctant request, and I hope that the fox fairy will be gracious.

Just because the villain admired Guan Gong's loyalty and righteousness in passing the pass and going to the Han Dynasty since he was a child, today he is fortunate to be able to see Guan Gong's miracle of turning white and red on the stage, this time it is really a blessing for three lives.

Hates only hated that the villain sang ugly deeds before his death, and he has never had the opportunity to pretend to be Guan Gong.

Now that the villain has such a deep fate with Emperor Guan, why don't you ask the master of Xu to paint the villain with the red face of the sage Guan, so that the villain can make this wish, and then go to the underworld to reincarnate without any obstacles? ”

(Ugly characters are all funny characters who make all kinds of weird moves to make people laugh, and positive characters like Guan Gong belong to Wusheng, and they have to look solemn when they raise their hands and feet.)

There is too much difference between the two types of appearances, so it is difficult to change the character of the ugly character to the life line, the author's note. ）

"Do you want to pretend to be Guan Gong?"

Listening to the 'person's request, the little fox first pinched his chin and groaned, and then turned his head to look at the Xu class master.

"Do you think this can be done?"

"If you go back to the fox immortal, this matter is very easy.

This level of the Holy Emperor has always been a pure red face with heavy dates on the stage, so it saves the villain from blending oil paint.

On this backstage desk, there is a big red oil paint specially for Guan Gong's face, and the villain will go to get it and listen to it. ”

After saying that, Xu Banzhu bowed to Hu San again, turned around and went back to the backstage.

In the blink of an eye, Xu Banzhu held a large box of bright red oil paint and a large brush, opened the door curtain and walked out.

I saw that the Xu class master dipped the oil paint in the box with a pen, and applied it to the face of the actor who knelt down and shouted grievances from the corner of his forehead, and it took a bag of cigarettes to paint the whole face of the person into a heavy jujube color.

Just when Xu Banzhu wanted to find someone to get the fine pen dipped in pine smoke ink to paint the lying silkworm for this person, the man suddenly got up from the ground, and then dipped his fingers in his mouth with some saliva, and wiped the red face that had been painted.

When he saw that his fingers were covered with scarlet, the man burst into hysterical laughter.

"Okay, you Zheng Erxiao, you kid also has today!"

With that, the man suddenly fell to the ground with a "plop" like a wooden stake.

Seeing that the lonely soul who possessed and shouted grievances really left immediately after painting his face as agreed, the little fox nodded with satisfaction.

"It's a man of his word."

After speaking, the little fox turned his head and rushed to a few strange-looking actors who gathered around from the theater troupe opposite.

"Why don't you get someone back? Now that the master who is possessed and making trouble is gone, even if this kid's life is big, this life can finally be picked up......"

At this point, the little fox suddenly stared at the man lying on the ground with his eyes.

"But it's strange, since this possessed ghost has left, it stands to reason that the soul of this master should come back by itself, but why doesn't this Zheng Erxiao foam at the mouth?"

I have to explain here that the little fox Hu San is not ruthless, he is looking forward to being offended by Zheng Erxiao's mouth foaming at the mouth, Hu San has a basis for doing so.

Just like once the drowning person is rescued from the river, regardless of whether the rescued person is still conscious, he has to put his head and feet upside down on the trunk of a big tree to control the water, until all the water in his belly is controlled.

The purpose of this is to prevent the rescued person from choking deeply in the trachea when he falls into the water.

Therefore, it is necessary to quickly turn upside down at the first time and control this deadly river water from the depths of the trachea.

If you don't do this, let this saliva remain in your lungs, and it won't take that person's life in a few days.

It's also true that you are possessed by a demon.

It's just that the possessed ghosts are all lonely souls who have been dead for a long time, and they have long forgotten how this living person should move his cheeks and throat to exhale and make a sound.

In order to be able to recall how to speak like a normal person as soon as possible, these possessed demons usually use a more extreme method.

For example, grab a handful of things with your hands and stuff them in your mouth, chew them in large gulps, and then swallow them in one gulp.

By repeating the swallowing action a few more times, the possessed ghost will soon recall how to speak like a normal person.

But the question is, how can a long-dead ghost carry with him the food that only flesh and blood living people need?

Therefore, when these ghosts who possess the upper body practice how to speak with the body of a living person, they will not look for anything edible at all, but often directly take the local material, squat the whole person on the ground, grab the inexhaustible yellow mud from the ground, and stuff it into the mouth piece by piece.

With just a few pieces of mud stuffed, this demon-possessed person will soon be able to speak like an ordinary person.

Therefore, in the past, the old people still had a saying of "coaxing ghosts to eat mud and talk nonsense".

But once the owner of this body wakes up, he finds that he has been stuffed with fishy and smelly yellow mud by 'people' unconsciously.

"When I was at home, I heard my father tell me that the first time a person who wakes up from a demon-possessed soul will open his mouth and vomit out all the filthy and foul-smelling things he has eaten in his belly, without exception.

If this person doesn't vomit, then there is no soul...... Oops! ”

As he spoke, Xiao Hu San seemed to suddenly think of a very terrible thing, and immediately jumped down from Yang Congxun's shoulder, and jumped to the side of the actor who fell to the ground with a somersault.

I saw that the little fox first pulled back a long red hair from his tail, threw it up and threw it in front of the man's mouth and nose for careful observation.

Who knew that under this look, the little fox's face suddenly changed greatly, and he quickly stretched out his paws, tore open the placket of the man's clothes with a long fingernail, and then stretched out his claws and probed into the man's arms to touch it, and then he yelled at Yang Congxun with a panicked face.

"But it's bitter, not only is this person breathless, but even his heart is cold!"

But there is no living man who does not breathe and whose body is not warm.

If you meet a master, you don't gasp, and your body is so cold that it's freezing...... Don't think about it, you must be dead.

Seeing that this farce of painting people's faces really killed people, Yang Congxun couldn't care much more, and hurriedly rushed forward to reach out to investigate.

When he found that the person was just like Hu San said, his body was as cold as ice, and Yang Congxun was so angry that he turned around and grabbed the Xu class master who was holding the oil paint box.

"You class master is so bold that you dare to collude with the Yin Ghost and poison people in the oil paint of your face?"

Who knew that when the Xu class master boarded, he called out to hit the sky.

"Wronged, Dao Ye! The villain and the person lying on the ground don't know each other, let alone have any grievances, why would the villain help a ghost to commit murder? ”

After that, the Xu Banzhu stretched out two fingers and dipped them in the oil paint box and sent them directly into his mouth.

"This oil paint is made by the villain himself with rouge, clear oil, honey and a little cinnabar.

Although it is not something for people to eat, the villain dares to guarantee with his own life, and there is no reason to poison this oil paint. ”

However, as soon as Yang Congxun heard that the old class master personally brought out the recipe and plate for mixing red oil paint, he immediately let go of the hand that was pulling the placket of the class master's clothes, and twisted a few whiskers under his chin and said to himself.

"Cinnabar??"