Chapter 593: The Experience of Touching Porcelain in Bangkok

"Are you lying to me?!"

Just as Song Che's Sister Ling was warm, Monta couldn't help but roar.

Looking at this exaggerated acting skills, and such a bizarre coincidence, he didn't have his brain smashed by eggs, and he knew that he was being fooled and teased!

Facing Monta's cannibalistic fierce eyes, Song Che was still at a loss, like a confused little lamb: "Why did I lie to you?" ”

"Y-You're just playing dead! Don't think I can't see it! Monta scolded angrily.

"This Tai police officer Xiansen, your brain was smashed by the egg just now." Sister Ling didn't have to talk coquettishly, but she had to put on a "pitiful" posture, and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you confirm just now, my husband is indeed out of heartbeat and breathing, and you still call your subordinates to call an ambulance, why is it that now my husband has been rescued by me, and you say that we are cheating, is it because you are a Thai policeman, can you be unreasonable and bully?" Boom ......"

This sound made Monta and everyone goosebumps fall to the ground in an instant.

Eldest sister, you are so wronged, just show your expression, there is no need to paint any more, everyone's hearts and livers really can't bear it!

Even Zhu Xie had to spend the boss's effort to suppress the urge to beat Sister Ling violently, and continued to play, "That is to say, everyone has seen it, obviously you pushed my friend to the ground, causing him to have a heart attack and almost die suddenly, fortunately, my sister-in-law is a doctor and knows first aid, otherwise my friend would have gone to see King Yama a long time ago." Now instead of apologizing, you also sue the wicked first, slandering us for deceiving people, which is really too bullying! ”

"yes, we've all seen it!" The people who eat melons have responded, not daring to be the first to come forward, and they still have the confidence to follow the trend.

Besides, it's really Monta's loss now!

"I'm going to the embassy to complain, we came to Thailand for tourism and vacation, not to be bullied by you, and I don't want to lose my life here, I want to expose you! What you're doing is still called personnel! It's just a beast! Zhu Xiyi condemned with words.

"You!" Monta was furious.

"Ouch, stop arguing, my heart hurts again." Song Che covered his left chest, and also put on a sickly appearance of "I see pity".

"Husband, don't be afraid, I'll do cardiopulmonary resuscitation for you again with me!" Sister Ling seems to be affectionate and loving.

Song Che looked at Sister Ling's bloody mouth, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, wife, if I really die in Bangkok, you go back and go to my safe, there is an insurance inside, and the beneficiary writes you." ”

"Husband, you are so good to me, huh......" Sister Ling affectionately and excitedly gave Song Che a bear hug, which once made the people who ate melons worry that this person had to be strangled to death if he didn't die of a heart attack.

And Monta was powerless and helpless.

Let's not say that he really can't bear the love between this little white face and the big fat woman.

Moreover, the symptoms of Song Che's sudden death just now were so real, he really didn't have the confidence to take this risk again.

In fact, as long as Monta has a deep understanding of Chinese civilization, he should know that the scene in front of him is called touching porcelain!

"Iβ€”let's go!" Monta said indignantly.

As a result, Song Che was still stabbing the back that he had just turned around, and said angrily: "Wife, help me up, go to the embassy, apply for asylum, I want to return to China, Bangkok is terrible." ”

Monta's cheeks twitched, and when he thought that this matter was likely to lead to a diplomatic dispute, he pondered left and right, gritted his teeth, and turned back and said, "What do you really want?" ”

"I don't want to do anything, officer, I just want to save my life." Song Che said dying.

Monta was silent for a moment, then suddenly took out the money he had just received, threw it back to the teahouse owner, and said with a gloomy face: "Are you satisfied now?" ”

"What am I satisfied with, I just hope that the police officer will be magnanimous and stop embarrassing us foreign tourists." Song Che said.

Monta almost wanted to rush up and punch Song Che in the left chest with a small fist!

Malegobi, who is in trouble with whom?

Monta took a deep breath, took out the envelope of the security fee from his pocket, threw it to Sister Ling, and said, "It should be your treatment fee." ”

"Officer, I'm not looking for money." Song Che said righteously: "But you're right, I should go to the hospital to see it, it's too cost-effective in case I die in Bangkok." ”

Hearing this, Monta finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then immediately led the people and fled in a gray way, for fear that this pit would continue to blackmail him!

Wait, it's clear that you're the one who is blackmailing you!

Amid the laughter of the crowd, Monta and the others fled.

And Song Che also stood up with the support of Sister Ling.

"Song Da ......"

Zhang Weiyan immediately came up.

Song Che immediately glanced at him and said, "Little brother, can you help take me to a nearby hospital?" ”

Zhang Weiyan knew that it was not an opportunity to be open and honest now, so he also pretended to help "Song Daiyu" out of the teahouse.

However, when he walked to the door of the teahouse, Song Che suddenly moved in his heart, and turned his head to look at a corner of the teahouse according to instinct.

There, a group of monks were watching.

The leading dragon P monk also smiled at Song Che in the air, raised one hand, bent down and nodded in greeting.

It is said that the family should be compassionate, but as a result, these goods have been watching the show the whole time.

Song Che glanced at the Dragon P monk a few times, and then looked at the little novice Mike who was hiding behind the side of the Dragon P monk.

Mike's expression was complicated, as if he wanted to stop talking, and seemed to be worried about something......

……

After getting in the car, Song Che immediately returned to his human appearance and complained: "Sister Ling, do you know that your acting skills just now are too exaggerated." ”

"You also said that it was you who said that you were acting, and it was you who didn't cooperate, I didn't do a full set of cardiopulmonary resuscitation just now, what are you doing when you wake up in a hurry?" Sister Ling is also full of resentment.

"......" Song Che was speechless.

What can he say,

Do you mean that when you've done the full set, I really won't be able to live?

Then it's time for the friendship boat to capsize.

"I said it, you should have asked Lisa to act with you just now, and you men and women look like husband and wife. Second, Lisa is also very experienced. "Zhu Xie is still adding fuel to the fire, lest the world will not be chaotic.

Song Che was speechless again.

Let Miss Lisa do a full set of services for herself,

Then he should be better off alive than dead.

Lisa rolled her eyes and said, "Don't make trouble, get down to business, you offended Muta, Munta will definitely hate you, and there may be some trouble next." ”

"As long as he does it right, he is just a small minion, and he can't reverse black and white." Song Che disagreed.

At first, he wasn't going to be nosy.

In his opinion, these Chinese are indeed too buns!

People are bullied to the doorstep, and they knock out their teeth and swallow them.

No wonder these indigenous Thais dared to exploit so unscrupulously.

But seeing that Zhang Weiyan was about to be implicated and cleaned up, Song Che and Sister Ling could only take action.

For the sake of Zhang Weiyan's sincerity and blood.

It's to show Song Che's ability to play dead!

Up to now, Song Che and Sister Ling both agree that Zhang Weiyan and his son are suspected of colluding with the head lowerer to harm Zhang Weijie!

Just like what Monta said casually just now, Zhang Weijie is crazy, and the biggest profiteers are none other than Zhang Weiyan and his son!

The appearance of Song Che has broken the deadlock, and it will inevitably cause the fear of the masterminds behind the scenes.

In this case, it is better to be a demon and make it bigger, so that the mastermind behind the scenes is more fearful, so that there is a better chance to lure the snake out of the hole!

Song Che's ability to pretend to be dead has extremely high professional skills, otherwise how could he fool a professional Thai policeman?

It means that the more Song Che shows his strength, the more panicked the mastermind behind the scenes becomes, and the more likely he is to leak out!

For example, Zhang Weiyan, who is now identified as a suspect by them!

Where did Zhang Weiyan know his routine, and thought that Song Che was moved by his loyalty and enthusiasm before he made a move.

He also said with his heart: "Doctor Song, Doctor Lin, don't worry, I will tell my grandfather about this matter, and he will take action to teach that Monta a lesson." ”

Zhu Xie wondered: "Then again, Mrs. Zhang is the richest man in Chinatown, and a little Thai policeman is bullying the Chinese on your territory like this, isn't he openly slapping the old lady in the face?" ”

Zhang Weiyan sighed: "Alas, this matter is a long story, in fact, Monta was also instructed to provoke our bottom line in this way, or rather, this is the general situation of Chinese people in Thailand at present. ”

Then, Zhang Weiyan roughly explained the reason.

It's actually quite simple.

Although Thailand is very friendly to the Chinese from the people to the **, there are no absolutes in everything.

Right now, in order to run for leadership positions and win the votes of indigenous people, some people often promise to improve their employment, income and welfare benefits.

That's intriguing.

In order to benefit the natives, the simplest, most direct and crude way is undoubtedly to slaughter large households and achieve equal wealth.

So who should be the beaten landlord?

It goes without saying!

"The Chinese are too industrious, the market share of many industries is very high, and there are many elites from all walks of life, while some indigenous peoples are lazy in comparison." Zhang Weiyan glanced at Lisa in the back seat through the rearview mirror, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend." ”

"I understand, it's true." Lisa's empathetic words.

It is a strange phenomenon that many poor people in Thailand, in order to get rid of poverty, do not want to work hard to get rich, but prefer to wait for pie to fall from the sky.

For example, let the child take estrogen and be a shemale to support the family.

Lisa certainly understands this.

"When you say that, I also remember that the person who ran for mayor recently shouted the slogan, right?" Lisa suddenly remembered something.

Zhang Weiyan nodded: "That's right, that mayoral candidate, his political card, is mainly to improve the welfare of the natives......"

The implication is to suppress the welfare of the Chinese!

In this way, resources and money can be freed up for indigenous people.

"That candidate is Monta's boss, the chief of the Bangkok Police Department." Zhang Weiyan said helplessly: "And my grandfather, as one of the representatives of the Chinese in Bangkok, was naturally the first to be targeted. ”