In the last book, it was said that Lu Da's daughter-in-law accidentally lost her moon cloth belt when she was unwinding in the woods, and she couldn't help but open her mouth and exclaim in a panic.

It didn't matter what she called, Lu Da Tongue, who was waiting for his wife's convenience outside the woods, was alarmed, and hurriedly jumped out of the car and walked to the woods to ask the reason.

After all, this month's cloth belt is something worn by the woman's family, but in broad daylight, she has lost this kind of private things that cannot be seen by outsiders, but this makes the daughter-in-law of the Lu family how can she shout and explain with her husband across the forest?

In addition, there is another section, that is, Lu Da's tongue is a little stingy on weekdays, and once he learns that his daughter-in-law has lost the moon cloth belt, most of them will complain again.

Therefore, the daughter-in-law thought that it would be better to pretend that she was frightened by the snake first, and first prevaricate Lu Da's tongue, and she would first look left and right in the woods, and maybe the cloth belt was blown away by the wind this month.

Even if you can't find the lost moon cloth belt in the end, you can't say it to Lu Da's tongue.

It's a big deal to drive them to the outhouse tonight on the grounds that their bodies are not clean, and use straw paper to deal with them indiscriminately for a night at night, and then go to the neighborhood's acquaintance tomorrow to temporarily borrow some money to buy a monthly cloth belt for emergency.

But I don't want that Lu Da's tongue to travel dozens of miles today, this body is really tired, and now I just want to spread out the bed and fall asleep, where is I willing to go to the outer room to support the bed?

This man immediately became agitated, and he was so reluctant to hold his daughter-in-law that he insisted that she should tell her why.

The daughter-in-law was forced, and as soon as she was angry, she cried and cried about how she accidentally lost the moon cloth belt hanging on the branches of the treetops when she untied her hand, and then how she could not find it in the woods, and she had no choice but to lie that she was frightened by the snake.

This time, Lu Da's tongue was completely blown up.

"Okay, you have no shame, I still believe that you are going back to your parents' house to tidy up the new house for your brother-in-law, but I don't want you to secretly dare to fornicate with others!

Obviously, when you had a tryst with someone, you accidentally landed this ugly thing on the adulterer's bed, and now you use the excuse of being blown away by the wind to coax me!

I ask you, since the belt was blown away by the wind this month, why did I not see the wind while I waited outside the forest? Could it be that the wind just started in that grove? ”

The daughter-in-law of the Lu family was feeling sorry for herself for losing the moon cloth belt, but she didn't want her husband to think badly, and she suspected that she had a personal relationship with others, and she also cried and screamed.

"How can you, the head of the house, innocent your conscience? In this day, how can there be a reason for the moon to have an affair tied to the moon cloth and go to fornicate with others?

Good conscience Lu Da tongue, so many years of husband and wife have completely disregarded, and even this kind of dirty water of fornication with others has been splashed on me, a pure white family! ”

The daughter-in-law of the Lu family first sat on the edge of the bed and beat her chest and howled, crying bitterly that she was unladylike, and then scolded Lu Da for being blind with his tongue, and actually poured dirty water on his daughter-in-law, and grabbed a green hat to wear.

At the end, the daughter-in-law of the Lu family gritted her teeth with her fingers and landed her big tongue.

"You Lu Da kept saying that I had fornicated with others, so well, you say, who is this adulterer? Have you ever broken the adultery in your face, and caught me and the adulterer in bed?

Let me tell you, today's matter must not end like this, I will go to the yamen to beat the drums in the morning, and then invite the county lord to come to me to administer justice. ”

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was really making a big noise, Lu Da's tongue was empty: "Crazy woman, what are you calling?" Are you afraid that others won't laugh at us if they don't know about our family's ugly things? Is it that if you are questioned about stealing a man, mother-in-law, your face is very bright? ”

In short, this night, Lu Da's tongue was spent in a quarrel with his daughter-in-law, and it was not until it was dark that he yawned and shook his way to the room to prepare breakfast.

Lu Da finally cooked breakfast, and saw that the dishes, chopsticks, cups and plates were packed into the food box together with the cooked meals, and instructed the servants who delivered the food to carefully send them into the front yard.

After all this, Lu Da rubbed his sore waist with his hand, and with the other hand, he took out a dry tobacco pouch and a small bag of shredded tobacco leaves, ready to smoke two puffs of cigarettes to relieve fatigue.

Just as Lu Da took out the fire sickle with his tongue and was about to start the fire, Yang Si's head poked in from the window of the room: "Master Lu is so comfortable, I went to pick up my daughter-in-law yesterday, did you go well on this road?" ”

Last night, Lu Da had a night of quarrel with his daughter-in-law, and now he was sulking with a stomach, and when he saw that it was Yang Si, he was overjoyed: "Oh, brother, it's really time for you to come." Sit down quickly and take a couple of sips with me to relieve your boredom. ”

I often hear people say that 'the official level crushes people to death', but no matter how the official hat oppresses people, it can't compare to the green hat...... This thing really crushes the living.

In fact, Lu Da didn't believe that his daughter-in-law would fornicate with others, but the missing moon cloth belt was an unsolvable knot in his heart.

Just because Lu Da had something in his heart on his tongue, the more he drank this small wine to relieve boredom, the more stuffy he became. After the wine came up, Lu Da's tongue didn't close the door for a while, and finally told Yang Si about the loss of the moon cloth belt when his daughter-in-law Lin Zhong was relieved.

At the end of the shout, Lu Da slapped the table with his tongue full of melancholy: "Actually, if this thing is really lost in the woods, it's fine, and now I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will hide something from me." ”

After speaking, Lu Da sighed with his tongue: "I was worried that this moon cloth belt was accidentally lost by my daughter-in-law when she was cleaning and drying, and I was afraid that I would complain about her, so I excused myself and said that it was lost in the forest."

Brother, I'm afraid that her unsightly thing will fall into the hands of some prodigal son, and if those prodigal children come to the door with this moon cloth belt again, where should my old face go?

Brother Yang Sixian, you are well-informed, what do you say brother, what should I do now? ”

After all, Lu Da's tongue had never closed his eyes all night, and now in order to drown his sorrows, he poured two taels of soju into his house, and it didn't take long for him to "plop" and fall asleep on the ground.

Finding that Lu Da's tongue was too drunk to drink, Yang Si hurriedly got up and went over to help, only to find that although Lu Da's tongue was not very burly, he was born with a big head and a thick neck, and the flesh on his body was also extraordinarily porcelain.

It took a lot of effort for Yang Si to help the drunk and unconscious Lu Da tongue to the desk and lie on his stomach.

Yang Si said in his heart: "No wonder the old saying 'a cook can't starve to death after three years of drought'." This guy is really fat enough!

Okay, let the big tongue lie here first to wake up the bar, don't mess with the uneaten wine and food on the table, I'll roll the bag for the young master to take back to beat the tooth sacrifice. ”

In this way, Yang Si wrapped most of the remaining half of the plate of fried broad beans and a braised pig's ear on the table in oiled paper, and brought it to Yang Congxun in his arms.

However, this Yang Si is a master who doesn't have a lot of morality, he didn't want to keep Lu Da's tongue a secret at all, and the first sentence when he entered the door was: "Young master, do you say it's funny?" Some people are cuckolded by their daughters-in-law and don't know it. ”