Chapter 284: The Crucian Carp That Swims Well
20200406 Crucian carp swimming well on Mondays
Morning prayer is a little different. I found that the phone was out of battery, and the charger fell at Aiqiong's place, so I went to the company to get Mr. Xu's spare after I warmed the bread.
Along the way, I remembered that dream, and I still kept shedding tears and felt guilty. At 7:40 a.m., the little prince sent a message, and while I replied to him, I went upstairs to get the charger and listened to him go to the supermarket to buy something. At 8 o'clock, I didn't buy anything, and when I walked to the tofu area, the little prince said that he could make crucian carp tofu. I picked other side dishes, and finally crucian carp, and I watched them swim so well, and I cried again, and I didn't do anything, and I said, little prince, I don't want to eat crucian carp anymore
He said, then don't eat it, what's the matter
I said, she swam well.
He said, "What is the reason for this?"
I bought the beans, and he asked me to take a box of shredded meat, a carrot, ride home, put the ingredients, and start making PP placemat baskets.
He said, don't you do the candy bag?
I said, "When it's done, just add another strap and burn the edge of the hairy with a lighter."
He said, "What are you going to do with this?"
I said, basket, add a flower clay, flower arrangement, sew up the four corners
He said, it's strange that you can do it, how can a piece of paper stand up on your stomach
I said, my PP placemat is very hard, try to transform it. When the time comes, ask Xiaoyu to give me a little fishing thread. It would be nice if it was in the country. I can grow my own flowers. When I was in the countryside, I never thought about planting flowers. But at that time, there was no place to buy flower seeds, not even the Internet, where to get flower seeds. We all grow cooking rice flowers, do you know why he called it cooking rice flowers?
He said, why
I say, because its flowers close at other times, and at the time of cooking, it blooms at seven o'clock, at half past ten, and around five o'clock, don't you say it's amazing? I can look it up and maybe there's a picture.
I carefully studied my pp basket and he was also looking at his stuff. Then joked that my basket was ugly. I'm going to use the math to calculate the circumference.
I said that a banner was hanging outside the Yinzhou Hospital.
He said, what a banner
I said, warmly welcome the victory of the heroes who came to aid Hubei. Haha, there is another fruit seller in the circle of friends. Same brand. Are you writing something? Do you want me to help?
He said, "I didn't write anything."
I said, oh. Look at me!
I put the finished pp dumplings on my head, and the little prince laughed too.
I said, why is it so funny when you put things on your head, it's just normal. Do you want to wear this as a shoe? Wow, these shoes are very comfortable to wear and very cool. I'm going to give him a higher pitch now.
Continue to revise the version,
He said, you can't learn yet
I said, learn.
He said, "Do this here in the morning?"
I said, "Go right away."
He said, "School starts on April 7th, so you shouldn't go and see it."
I said, "Come on, go right away."
He said, "Go right away." I don't comb my hair in the morning, like a little madman. As soon as you say it, you are unhappy, you keep your head down, like a child who has done something wrong, as soon as you say that you are like this, if you don't talk about you, you are happier than anyone else, and if you say a few words, you will immediately be like a child who has done something wrong. (I'm selling cuteness with my head down)
I said, I feel like I'm going to make the perfect version.
He said that Xu Song's lyrics are about to become ancient poems in the text
I said, how to become an ancient poem, the ancient style is almost the same. Ancient poems were written by the ancients.
He said, "Let me ask you a question."
I say, you ask
He said, how to prove that yin math is poisonous?
I said that mathematics is needed when dispensing poison, so mathematics is toxic.
He said, "No."
I said that the number of poisoned people is rising, and that yin math is poisonous.
He said, no, when we were learning that trigonometric function, there was sin cos, you see, sin 30 divided by cos 30, about the same, the remaining co divided by in, co is carbon monoxide, in is in. When you say carbon monoxide is in it, do you mean that it is poisoned?
I said, it's really funny. What is the word for co-plus-in?
He said, "I don't know."
I said, coin, coin.
He said, "I don't know."
I said, I beat the cream yesterday,
He said, "Let's hit it with a machine."
I said, yes, they have to buy a full set to do this, a very soft spoon, and grinding tools, and a microwave oven to cook the glutinous rice flour. I'd better not buy it, and they'll give it all to me when the time comes?
He said, why should they give you something?
I said, if they don't do it, they will give it to me. For example, when the baby grows up, all the things will be given away.
I went to read the book for a while, and showed him the illustrations in the book that were not serious, such as Kailoff said that it represents the moon to destroy you, Mencius said, at the beginning of man, nature is good, I don't need you to teach me too much, I just need to tap the potential of this genius. Xunzi said that at the beginning of a person, his nature is evil, and he must be taught, otherwise he will harm others, and I will eliminate evil deeds on behalf of society.
He said, "Then do you say that human beings are originally good or are they inherently good?"
I said, it's hard to say. Our salvation was actually predetermined a long time ago, but there are people who do a lot of bad things, like there is a person
I said, no, it's just that he's very bad, he does a lot of prisons, fights and kills every day. There was a sister who wrote to him every day, and one day he repented and became a preacher, and she told him that he used to cut people with a knife or something, and he went out from house to house to apologize, and people did not forgive him, and he was still a sinner before men, but he was righteous before God.
He shared with me a joke about a child in his circle of friends who silently wrote and changed ancient poems.
I said, yesterday I watched the Tucao Conference, someone complained about parents beating children, he said, we have a saying in the Northeast, when you are idle on a rainy day, you will beat your child, and people originally said in Anhui that if you play shoes on a rainy day, you can wear it in good weather, and you will directly become a child in the Northeast. He also said that his father scared him with a baton and said, "Son, I just electrocuted a cow with a baton, the cow weighed more than 800 kilograms, and it died in one fell swoop, you know why he died." The son said he didn't know, and the dad said because he didn't do his homework.
The little prince also laughed
I continued, there was another time, his father drove his police motorcycle, and there was a pocket next to him, and he chased his son for three streets, and his son was so tired that he was paralyzed on the side of the road, and he carried his son and threw it into his pocket, and the person next to him said that this child had committed something unreasonable, and the Law on the Protection of Minors could not protect him? And he said, This is my son...
The little prince smiled. I said that his father sold the house, put a lot of pictures of his son on the wall, and showed all kinds of videos of the conference on the TV, creating the feeling of a celebrity's former home. Everyone finally knew that the person on this wall turned out to be a little celebrity, but they didn't know what this celebrity had to do with this house, and they thought that the person who sold the house was a perverted middle-aged fan of this celebrity. He also said that his father bought this unknown brand because, he used the remote control to search for his son's name, an international brand, nothing, a domestic brand has one, and an unknown brand searched for a lot, so he bought that brand. He also said that when he beat the child, it was simply soul torture, and the father asked his son, do you know that you are wrong, you said that you know, and the father said, if you know it, you still make a mistake, and you should be beaten. You said you didn't know, Dad said, I'll let you know today, so my son thought, I can't answer like this anymore, I have to recite a song to get angry and let me get angry. His dad was in a better mood. After thinking about it, you can memorize this, and you can't memorize the text, so you should fight.
The little prince said that hitting a child was not a reason at all
I said, he also said, people are usually beaten by father, mother persuaded, his mother is fine, watch his father beat him, just come over and say, your father works so hard outside, you still let your father spend strength to beat you? Take the belt.
He said, you're going to cook
I said, okay
He taught me how to cut off the head with beans, take 7 sticks, wash the meat, take a ball of noodles, cook noodles in a small pot, boil the oil in the pot, stir-fry the meat constantly, put some sugar, soy sauce, cooking wine, salt and so on. Add the noodles and cook again. It looked good out of the pot, so I started to wash the pot, and the towel went black again.
He told me jokes that the place where the whale dies is called the whale fall, which can feed a large area of the sea. And what is the name of the place where the shark died?
I said, shark fall?
He said, "Shark eagles...
I laughed, while wiping the table, he said, eat first, it's going to be cold
I said, wipe it clean so I can eat it here. Luckily, it's a little cooler, and it's still hot down there.
He said, this is the simplest mixed noodles, you can mix anything, just like the rice bowl, you can change the noodles to rice, you don't have to make too much every time, this amount is enough, cook and eat, just a little bit
I said, okay, this dish is not green. Next time, you can do this, put water in it and boil
He said, yes, cook for 10 minutes
I ate well, cooked for half an hour, ate for three minutes.
He said, "If you think about it this way, what else is there to cook?" The little prince also went to dinner, I found a medical record book for my sister, no, I sorted out the drawers by the way, and threw away the expired medicines, the little prince watched me sort it out in the video, and then the two of them went to the lunch break together.
I didn't sleep for a while, my sister and they came, brought me the Youth League and so on, and took the pole, coins, and photo printers back.
I started writing articles, and the little prince came back after cleaning at three o'clock.
We had a great time chatting on WeChat.
I said, "The little prince gets up."
He said, "It's early to get up and clean up."
I said, okay, clean up first
He said, "Is my sister here?"
I said, I've been here, I've been here for half an hour, and I've brought mochi. Took some things and walked
He said, already gone?
I said, yes, it's gone. Twelve forty came
He said, I'll clean up first and come back later
I said, well, okay
At 4 o'clock, the little prince said, "Come on, what are you doing?"
I said, read a book, do you want to eat mochi
He said, I don't eat it, it's fried, it's too greasy, you can eat it
I said, it's delicious, it's not that, it's the Youth League (no oil) is hungry after being busy, I'll leave some for you to come out to eat at the end of the month
He said, "I'm not hungry, it's broken, and I don't know if I can go out at the end of the month."
I said, "I'm so motivated." It's possible. Then I ate it
He said, "When you finish eating, you don't have to leave it for me."
I said, here we are. I eat it now
He laughed and said, "You're hungry."
I said, just now the property came to give the list. He didn't know what it meant, Yin Yin didn't owe money, it turned out to be a notice, not an arrears.
I said, "Let's make something to eat."
He said, it's too early
I said, it's a snack, afternoon tea
He said, "Do you have the materials?"
I said, yes, Qingtuan
He looked at the photo and said, isn't that Xue Meiniang?
I said, uh. (The Youth League) froze. Can't eat it
He thought it was Xue Meiniang, and he said, eat some biscuits with oats
I said, Xue Meiniang just look at the stuffing. Yesterday they also said that they wanted to wrap durian filling.
He said, I can't stand it
I said, I ate durian yesterday and ate it for the first time
How it feels, he said
I said, haha, I took a bite of the expensive one and swallowed it. Arjun fed me cheap food again, and it was so bad that I vomited it directly
He laughed and said, it's good, how can anyone like to eat ugly
I said, ugly??
He said that what is ugly is Anhui, which means that it is bad or bad
I said, it's cold
And he said, Where's your clothes?
I said, what about the dress, it's Xue Meiniang's cold
He said, "Did you put it in the fridge?"
I said, yes. I eat it hot bread to neutralize it. Look at the picture
He said, Xue Meiniang is so ugly
I said, this is Ninghai's Qingtuan steamed buns.
He said, I thought it was Xue Meiniang
I said,Xue Mei Niang is white.,So it's snow.。。 Oh, and there are green ones on the Internet too.
He said that everything on the Internet is good-looking, and the reality is that he does it himself... Forehead.. What a thing
I sent a picture of bread and said, "It's really okay to make meat floss bread."
He said that he could buy a household oven for a few hundred dollars, so that he could make bread and desserts later
I said, yes, that's really good. Children love it too. Look at the photos taken yesterday
He said how big the house was for Joan's family
I said, 3 rooms, living room kitchen. I'll check. 119
He said, "You're from Baidu?"
I said, you can see the floor plan at a glance
He said, excellent, hahaha. My sister also said that she would do this
I said, when did my sister say that she would too? She's not here
He said it before. I'll go to my sister's place in the future
I said, okay. Eaten.
He said he didn't have to eat dinner again
I said, yes. I have to review the noon noodles again
He laughed and said, "Forgot."
I said, "Brush up on the old and learn the new."
He said, OK
I said, just wait for me to innovate.
He said, "Don't make a fuss." People are innovative. You are an innovation... finish
I said that it is not yet perfect, and it is not suitable for innovation.
He said, it's okay, just practice more
I said, does the little prince have anything to look at, and he has time to watch it together, the Chinese captain or something
He said, I'll see
I said, study and have fun together, choose one.
And he said, "Choose."
I said, play first, study at night
He said that you can try to do this next time, Wangzi milk with cornstarch
I said I wanted to go out, but I still didn't want to do it at night.
He said, I made a note of it, and I'll do it next time
I said, you are Zhang Wuji, remember it once. I've eaten too much
He said he would try it again next week when he went to the party, and he wouldn't do it today.
I said, let me tell you, that Coke chicken wing, the longer you leave it, the better it tastes
He said, "It tastes good."
I said, I still have to consolidate and consolidate on the weekend, but I can't finish it by myself
He said that a person can buy a few less, and Coke can also be poured less. Do you still go to Aiqiong's house to do it?
I said, "No." The oil is fried everywhere. I think this chicken wing should be washed in advance and left to dry overnight
He said that this is all right. I'll make you an artifact next time
I said, what an artifact. I interrupted last time
He said, so that you are no longer afraid of being burned by oil
I said, "Is it a glove?" Mask? Protective clothing? I took out the momentum that fried the kitchen.
He laughed and said that the oil rarely burns his face, and he basically burns his hands. You were that momentum yesterday
I said, my second sister and my mother both had their eyes blown up once
He said, "I'll teach you, you won't."
I said, you teach me in your phone, of course you won't be blown up. My phone was blown up, but you're still as steady as Mount Tai
He laughs and says that if you control the oil temperature, you won't be able to
I said, there are two things in this world that I can't control, myself and the temperature of the oil
He laughed. said, I suddenly found that my Douyin is all about making food
I said, you're a watchman. He said
He said, foodies
I said, just look at it and don't practice, fake it
He said, I want to practice too. Isn't there no chance, I can see my mouth water
I said, opportunities are for those who are prepared, I am ready, you don't have a chance
He said that he could cook it when he got home, and there was no chance to cook here
I said, if there is a day, my long-term preparation for saying yin has finally been answered
He laughed a lot.
I say because I've been preparing someone to make me something to eat. I'm ready, come and feed me
He said, feed it to the little fat pigs
I said, one bite can't make you eat fat chicken.
He said that every day it was a mouthful
I said, give you the rest of the bites, so that others can't snatch you, and it's possible that it's too heavy to take away.
He said, "Who can take me away?"
I said, I don't know, take precautions, and always be ready
He said that if he thinks too much, he will not run
I said, such a good little prince must be fed to prevent others from indiscriminately loving
He said, "Then you should learn how to cook."
I said, ano, yourself. No, I can't
He said, "How can I feed myself?"
I said, "Well, isn't it convenient for you to cook a little more and feed me, and I'll feed you again."
He said, "You're lazy."
I said, you steal your heart, I am lazy. Fair and fair
He said, teasing me again, and I'm leaving
I said, my level of flirting with children is so high, you have not dried up, and your teeth have not grown together, what do you know?
He said, slip away, master
I said, "Little friend, lead you across the street."
He said, "No."
I said, "Kids, do you want to memorize words?"
He said, "No."
I said, do you want to watch me cook?
He said, "No, slightly."
I said, "Do you want to be beaten?"
He said, I can't hit it, slightly.
I said, children, you are so inconsiderate to me, I see that you don't have to eat, show you the food, it's better than looking at Douyin.
He said, "No, I'll eat in a while."
I said, Douyin is so good-looking, it must be delicious. I'm ugly, it's definitely not delicious, and my heart is balanced
He said, you do it yourself tonight, I won't watch or guide you
I said, tsk. I'm self-taught. Your roommates can't sleep (why don't you call)
Sure enough, he called and watched me make noodles.
I took 7 sticks, and he asked me to add a little more meat, and then I saw that I got a little too much in the evening.
I wanted to shave shredded carrots, and he said just mix the color, not too much.
I say, there's always black rice worms on the countertop. I wipe it every day, and I still don't know where they come from.
He said, it's okay, there are always dead ends
I said, which is more terrifying for a programmer who discovers a bug and suddenly disappears?
The bug suddenly disappeared, he said
I said, yes, it's like seeing a cockroach and a cockroach suddenly disappear in front of your eyes.
He said that it was okay to take a little more meat
I said, a little bit more in the evening, well, eat more
He said he had recently lost weight
I said, really, I used to laugh with no sunken marks on my face. Strange, why doesn't cooking wine use marinated meat recently?
He said that there are some needs, such as chicken wings to taste with cooking wine first, but you only have a little shredded meat, and you will add cooking wine later.
I'm going to get out of the pot and want to make something and put the phone high. The little prince said that it was just right to put it on the hood and press it.
I started cooking, and he turned back because people eat bullfrogs.
I said, this is a good thing to eat
I said, I've eaten, and it sounds cowy. Look I've just cooked it, uh, I've eaten a little too much in the evening.
He laughed, (and ate bread at first)
After eating, wash the pot and go to the balcony to read a book.
Tell me jokes, you know why I said that Chinese is not suitable for being an international language.
I said, why
He said, for example, in this case, A said that I would look for Director Xie, and B said that he was no longer in the personnel department, referring to the personnel department. A says when, B says the last week. A said why did he leave so suddenly, B said, you can go down to him, it's on the 18th floor, A said it's not appropriate. B said that it is not appropriate during the day, and it is okay to let him come to you at night...
I laughed.
He said, I'll show you this. (Rural pots, firewood burners knocked over the pots.) )
I said, "We have it there."
He said, what are you doing if you don't read a book?
I said, I'll look at the one on the left.
I continued to read and occasionally look at him, which was very reassuring
He said, you can watch this movie, nobody.
So I waited for his Tencent, and the password was me and him.
I didn't understand it at first, but I entered it from the place where he started looking, and I looked at it from the beginning. Really laughing to death.
He told me to concentrate on watching the movie, and I was always peeking at him. If I asked, he wouldn't spoil it.
After a while, the little prince was going to a meeting, and I counted it, and after reading it, it was exactly 8 o'clock, and his meeting began.
The movie is starting to get a little sad, he says it's a comedy. I was relieved to see it.
I still cried after reading it.,I said to the little prince.,Where is the comedy.。。
The little prince came back at half past eight and said that it was a comedy. We have a pair of endings, the little prince said how many minutes and seconds, I clicked on it, it turned out that I couldn't see the small characters of the easter eggs, and the two fierce ones were really together.
The little prince said that he went to chat in the group, but his sister didn't come. Queen Mother, I, little prince. The little prince talked about me, the queen mother talked about my food, and I said that the little prince would teach me, don't worry (I focus on the little prince). The queen mother asked me how many people had gathered yesterday and what I had eaten.
I said seven or eight people, making Coke chicken wings, what are Maruko doing walking around.
And the little prince said, "You all look at me." The little prince said that he would continue to wear the mask, and I don't know if I can take a vacation in May. It was planned to end in April, but now I have to quarantine. I also want to quarantine
I said, there is a good thing about isolation, you will turn white.
He laughed. (The group chat is always very serious, and when I intervene, the little prince will laugh)
He started talking about how to get the courier, and I said that I never go to pick up my courier, they just picked up mine by the way.
Later, I asked why I didn't go to Ninghai. (Is this worth asking all the time??? Strange) The little prince said that I must be too expensive to buy it. (One is to joke, and the other is to excuse other reasons)
I said, I didn't want to go or not, but then I thought I would have to run to my sister early in the morning, and I had to take the subway and bus, and I might have to sleep for one night or two nights, but fortunately I didn't go, they stayed for two days, and it should be inconvenient for me to live in someone else's house.
He said, "Then you still say that you live with Ai-Joan."
The queen mother said, why do you want to live with Ai Joan?
The little prince said, it's not that I don't have a place to live, if I can't do it then, I'll live on my sister's side.
I said, it's convenient for me to live
The queen mother said, "Isn't it far?"
I said, not far away, there is a subway. I woke up early
The little prince said, you get up at 5:00, and people are still sleeping at 5:00, and you will get them at home then
I said, people have their own washrooms in the master bedroom, okay, it's all separated from the outside, how do you know when you're outside.
The queen mother asked, how old is it?
I said, 119, you two ask the same question. Okay, okay, I'll talk about it then, this is also Sister Aijun's heart, and she has thought about it for me.
I say a little card, they don't. And they all washed up
At nine o'clock, the little prince shared a song with me. He said that there are two lyrics that are well sung: "Keep your head down and look forward to the day, and accept all the ridicule." "Ask me how it sounds.
Before I could say it, he called the video, and my sister was telling me about her dental visit today. Cool dog music played, I stepped on the basin to soak my feet, the little prince said I would step on the basin badly, I said no, tell him an analogy, once upon a time there was a stupid man, carrying a very heavy burden to ride a donkey home, people asked him why he didn't put the burden on the donkey, he said, the donkey is already very tired of carrying me, how can I still let it carry the burden... The little prince is still in a circle,
Good night, beloved little prince (donkey).