Chapter Ninety-Seven: Housework (Sixth Shift, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
(Note: The 'parents' in this chapter are the product of system data and have nothing to do with the protagonist, so please do not misinterpret them.) )
Father carrying a chainsaw.
Mother with a shotgun
With a terrifying red lip and a terrifying smile.
If it were an ordinary child, I am afraid that he would have cried bitterly and knelt on the ground, vowing to study hard every day and never play games secretly.
Han Dong stared at the scene in front of him, helpless for a while.
"I went outside looking for props...... Really. ”
The first time he saw his 'parents' holding weapons, Han Dong immediately observed the surrounding environment, and his brain efficiently calculated and calculated the best combat method.
"It's a bit of a hassle with such distance, limited space, and weapons in hand."
Most of Han Dong's attention stayed on his 'mother'...... The most worrying thing is this shotgun.
It's okay to be hit by a bullet in the body, but once you hit the head, it's really in trouble.
Call...... Han Dong took a deep breath.
Preconceived!
In Han Dong's eyes, the implanted memory of '14 years' is clearly distinguished from the real memory.
The 'parents' in front of him are just NPCs in the world of destiny, and they have nothing to do with him.
grabbed the coffee table and threw it at the 'parents' who were standing in the kitchen area...... Once hit, it is enough to smash a normal adult, or even knock him unconscious.
Who knows, the 'parents' have no intention of avoiding at all.
Bang!
Her mother pulled the trigger of her shotgun at the same time as the coffee table flew towards her...... It doesn't matter if she's going to get hit next.
The bullet pierced through the glass coffee table, shooting Han Dong's head in preview......
Syllable! (The sound of bullets entering the flesh)
Han Dong fell to the ground sideways, and the blood slowly flowed on the ground.
As for the coffee table that flew over, it was directly cut off from the middle by his father's chainsaw, and failed to hurt the two people.
Staring at the 'son' who was hit and fell to the ground, the first thing the husband and wife did was not to go forward to check.
It's a refill gun!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Three bullets were fired in a row, and they hit accurately.
It's not over yet...... Bang! Bang!
Shoot five shots in a row to deal with housework.
End of refill.
The 'parents' seemed to lean over to Han Dong with satisfaction to check if he was dead.
However, the way to check for death is not to feel the pulse and feel the breath, but to use the chainsaw in the father's hand!
Directly cut and sawed off Han Dong's head, and you can directly confirm the 'death'.
Buzz!
The sound of a diesel engine resounded through the room.
The falling chainsaw was ready to connect everything to the sofa and sawed off Han Dong's head.
"Zizizi!" Just when the sofa batting is scattered.
A wave of green energy shoots out.
The target of the plague rays was not the father who was wielding the chainsaw, but the mother who was waiting for the results of the 'test' in the back.
Hit the mother's eye with precision, blinding her and unable to aim.
Only at such a close distance could Han Dong dare to guarantee the 'precision' of the plague ray...... After all, on a short sword, there is no sight at all, and it is difficult to aim at a little distance.
It was just the moment the plague light shot out.
Ghoul Arm 100%
The claws tore through the couch and through his father's body, turning 90° at the same time.
Click! Instant death.
Hurry.
Han Dong, who had pulled out his claws, hurried to his blind mother.
Swing down with a claw! Cut off her right arm with a gun.
Then with a reverse claw, it easily cuts through the flesh...... Death!
Staring at the corpses of the 'parents'.
Han Dong was helpless, "Don't play cards according to the routine!?" You have to make up for the gun when you fall to the ground!? Luckily, the body isn't exactly mine...... and a sound probiotic fungal community is formed internally. ”
Hardcore play dead.
This trick was learned from the "panning old woman" before.
The room area is limited and there are few bunkers.
Han Dong stood at one end of the living room door, and his parents stood at the back door of the kitchen, far away.
With such a spacing, plus not too much cover, it's hard to close head-on! It is also difficult to accurately hit the mother's eye through the plague ray, making her lose the ability to aim.
Moreover, even if Han Dong closes the distance, he still needs to subdue his chainsaw father first.
During this time, the mother will be given multiple opportunities to shoot, and once she hits the head, she will be in trouble.
So, when the mother, ignoring the coffee table that flew towards her, decisively fired the first shot...... Han Dong protected his head with a ghoul arm, just enough to block the bullet.
Take the opportunity to fall to the ground, so that your head and part of your upper body just fall behind the sofa.
As I said before, Han Dong's family background is good, and the sofa is a high-end product, embedded with multi-layer steel sheets, solid wood and thick cotton wool, which ordinary shotguns can't shoot through.
Even if you refill the shot, you can only shoot 'less important' body parts.
Moreover, Han Dong's upper body is still wearing silver soft armor...... At most, the lower half of the body suffers.
In addition, the reason why he was shot five times in the lower body did not affect Han Dong's movements, and even the bleeding was very small.
The reason lies in the 'probiotic fungal community.' ’
Controlling the fungus distributed in the body to block blood vessels, help stop bleeding, and prevent infection with 'tetanus bacillus'.
Even if the muscle tissue is injured, it can be temporarily connected by hyphae and continue to perform related functions.
Play dead successfully! Han Dong solved the [housework].
At this point, the TV switches back to its original picture. The lights were also lit one after another, and everything was back to normal in the house...... It's just that the parents don't exist anymore.
A "gift box" belonging to Han Dong appeared in the center of the living room floor.
"Side Event: [Laughing Parents] has been completed, and you will receive a reward small clue (Laughing Gift Box)."
Hearing such a prompt, Han Dong breathed a sigh of relief.
"This time the small side event is not simple, forcing one person to fight, and even minions and pets are not allowed to use it...... It's a blessing to be able to solve this problem without having to 'pollute' it. ”
Chen Li took the initiative to appear and helped the injured Han Dong to the bathroom.
Tweezers, plates, gauze, towels.
Bite! ~Bite! ~
A continuous metallic sound is heard.
The bullets that were fired into Han Dong's body were taken out one after another, and two of them were shot at the silver soft armor, only to scratch the epidermis...... Han Dong really wants to thank some Teacher Pasha for this gift.
The process of taking the bullet doesn't hurt at all!
Han Dong took the initiative to detach the Faceless One's head from his body, blocking the pain.
Wrap it in gauze when you're done.
Thanks to the assistance of fungi in the body, there is no need to worry about subsequent infections.
This shotgun was not too powerful, and with a certain element of luck, the bullet did not shatter the bones.
All you need to do is wait until you meet with the team and receive Sophia's Holy Light treatment to fully recover.
"Anyway...... Why didn't Cass reply to my message? ”
Han Dong sent a text message a long time ago.
"They're in trouble too?"
When Han Dong checked his body, he found that although there was no problem with the bones in the part of the bullet, there were many muscles and tendons damaged, and the fungal silk threads could only be temporarily connected and could not be maintained for a long time.
In this way, Han Dong could only slowly return to the dormitory to rest with Chen Li's support, unable to find and assist Cass and the others.
"The three of them should be fine."
"Han Dong, do you need me to dispose of the corpse downstairs?" Chen Li asked.
"Just wash off the blood...... The corpse remains, and there is still a use. ”