"I'll ......"

Er Shao read this, even the stupidest person knows what 'posthitis' is, and he was about to express a few words of emotion, but a voice came from behind him.

"Ershao, fatty, what are you doing? So happy? ”

"Mu Xiaofeng? Eh, you're just in time, come and see, come ......."

Chubby was just about to get close to Er Shao to retrieve the case, when he saw the big broom in the other party's hand dangling, and hurriedly laughed, "Don't make trouble, Mu Xiaofeng is from Class 7, let him see, their class is following Lin Xiaoxiao, but there is another talent, haha." ”

"What kind of talent, what do you say? I warn you, you are not allowed to speak ill of Lin Xiaoxiao behind your back in the future, that is Li's daughter-in-law, and she is also my brother's daughter-in-law. ”

Mu Xiaofeng is the one who went to the roadside stall with Li Zeyu to eat the overlord meal before, and then was caught by the boss and thrown to the school gate to tie up SM, and it is precisely because of the common hardship of that incident that the two of them have become good friends.

"Okay, don't mention Lin Xiaoxiao, look at this case, Qian Xiaohao."

Er Shao handed over the case in his hand, and Mu Xiaofeng looked at it curiously, "Posthitis? Unclean self-defense? I'm rubbing, this kid is like a decent gentleman every day, relying on his studies to please the teacher, so he yells at us, I didn't expect to have such a hobby? Ha, pigtails, I caught you, didn't you? I took this. ”

"Hey, Xiaofeng, you let the two of us go back to class and play for a while......"

"Tsk, don't be sensible, take it to your class, is it fun in my class?"

Mu Xiaofeng smiled smugly, "You just know, when you go back, you must do a good job of propaganda for the study committee member of my class, Comrade Qian Xiaohao, otherwise I will be sorry for his bravado all day!" When the time comes, please go to the big meal and snacks and include drinks. ”

"Okay, Xiaofeng, with your last sentence, this matter is on our brothers."

Chubby patted his chest and promised, but Er Shao smiled and muttered on the side, "I'm fat and a pig, and I still want to eat?" ”

"Damn, I didn't get posthitis when I became a pig, haha!"

"Haha!!"

"Qian Xiaohao, Qian Xiaohao......"

Before Mu Xiaofeng's figure arrived at the door of the class, the deep voice had already resounded throughout the corridor and the seventh class of the third year of high school, and when he entered the class, he looked for Qian Xiaohao everywhere, but he didn't get anything.

"Qian Xiaohao went to the teacher's office to get the test papers, but he wasn't in the class, what are you looking for him?"

A boy sitting in the second row glanced up with disdain, being able to sit in the second row of the class naturally showed that his academic performance was good, and the disdain for Mu Xiaofeng in his eyes could also show that he, like Qian Xiaohao, looked down on poor students.

"What's the matter, doglegs, your master is not here, don't you dare to yell at me? Didn't you say yesterday that it was time for us to delay the class? ”

Mu Xiaofeng said a dog's leg, and the back row of the class burst into laughter.

"Mu Xiaofeng, first of all, I'm not a dog, and Qian Xiaohao is not my master, and secondly, you're just a poor student, not to mention comparing with Qian Xiaohao, compared with me, you are also 108,000 miles behind."

"Yes, yes, of course I don't dare to compare with you, let alone Qian Xiaohao, who is he, he doesn't take anything light or heavy on himself, for the sake of temporary pleasure, he defends himself without washing his hands, and he has posthitis, right? Tsk, it's so pitiful, maybe I'll hide in the toilet and soothe my wounds by myself at this time, haha! ”

"...... of posthitis"

The class suddenly fell into silence, whether it was the top students in the front row or the poor students in the back row, they all looked at each other, some of their eyes flashed with confusion, and some of them blushed and lowered their heads, but more of them were swelling and smiling, and finally couldn't help it, but they still laughed happily.

"Quiet, quiet, what are you all doing? There is a test today, and you are all not good at reading books, what are you messing around? ”

Just when the students' emotions were at their peak, Qian Xiaohao appeared on the class podium in a very timely manner, and the thick test paper in his hand slapped the lectern and crackled to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Yo yo, this is an unhappy mood, tantrums?"

Mu Xiaofeng sneered disdainfully, and shook the case in his hand, "I'll just say why the study committee member studies well, it turns out that he often relaxes his emotions and tsk, but he still needs to pay attention to personal hygiene, don't hurt his body." ”

"Mu Xiaofeng, don't look for trouble, go back to your seat honestly and wait for the teacher to come and take the exam."

Qian Xiaohao actually disdained to talk to a bad student like Mu Xiaofeng, but as a class cadre, he had to take care of it, so he had to put down the thick test paper in his hand and stepped forward to push Mu Xiaofeng back to his seat.

"Eh, don't yell at me, eh, why are you still doing things with me, I'll tell you, don't touch me, I'm afraid you'll infect me with posthitis again."

"You're stupid, posthitis is not contagious...... Well? ”

Mu Xiaofeng said a few words quickly, Qian Xiaohao didn't care too much, just responded casually, but halfway through the words, he realized that something was wrong, and was stunned, "Mu Xiaofeng, what do you mean?" Who do you say is posthitis? You're the posthitis, and your whole family is. ”

"What? Shy? Feeling ashamed? I knew today, why bother at the beginning, when I was comfortable in the bed, you washed your hands, tsk, now you have posthitis, it's uncomfortable, right? Ay. ”

Mu Xiaofeng shook his head a little sympathetically, but the next second he was so happy that he leaned forward and closed, and many people in the back row who watched the excitement also laughed.

"Mu Xiaofeng, you, you made it clear to me, who is posthitis? If you don't have evidence to talk nonsense, I can sue you for defamation, and that's a sentence. ”

Qian Xiaohao's eyes kept scanning the classmates who were laughing at him, his face was red and white for a while, and finally turned iron-blue, and his eyes were sprayed with anger.

"Eh, don't scare me, let me ask you, your name is Qian Xiaohao, right?"

Mu Xiaofeng's gaze switched back and forth between the case in his hand and Qian Xiaohao.

"yes."

"18 years old?"

"That's right."

"That's right, this case is clearly written, Qian Xiaohao, 18 years old, posthitis, the cause is...... Unclean self-defense, triggering viral inflammation. ”

As he spoke, he walked slowly from front to back and back to front in the classroom, showing the case in his hand in front of the curious students.

"Wow, really, the case is clearly written, and there is the official seal of the county hospital."

"I really didn't expect that the person who looks like a dog on weekdays turned out to be a lewd man."

"Snort, I've long seen that he is not a good person, and he still sarcastically satirizes us every day that we don't study well, even if we don't study well, but at least we won't do such promiscuous and self-harming things, it's really a shame."