Eighty-nine chameleon orchids
The banquet was dispersed, and I saw Zhou Chanmu nesting in the arms of her sister Zhou Guifei from a distance, and happily returned to Qingluan Palace.
I had a feeling that I was done.
Ah Qiu and I followed my aunt left and right, and walked back.
The street at night is very quiet, and even if there are adults and aunts passing by to greet each other, everyone's footsteps can be heard clearly.
Ah Qiu snorted: "If it weren't for my turn to be on duty tonight, I really want to enjoy the show with my aunt." β
My aunt smiled: "There is a banquet, or next time I will take Qiu'er out of the palace to see juggling." β
Ah Qiu's voice was excited: "Okay, okay." β
Then he took his aunt's arm and smiled sweetly.
I squinted at Ah Qiu, who was two fingers taller than my aunt, and had to be as tall as one meter six or eight, but I was tired of it, and it only made me feel numb.
Heh, isn't it just to take me to a show, this is also going to compete with me.
I'm going to hurry up and keep up, or I'll be a little tail again.
My aunt said, "Come on."
I blinked, scerbing my aunt's emotions. When I stepped forward, my aunt touched my head and asked, "Are you really interested in the third son of the Nian family?" β
When I first asked, I was a little confused: "Hmm...... He's good, it's the kind of good I like. β
My aunt sneered: "When I was young, I liked it too naΓ―ve. β
I replied, "No, it's mature." It's about knowing why you like it. β
The aunt asked again: "If you want to be with him, but if you want to go to Lanqiang in the southwest, will you give up your aunt?" β
I hugged my aunt: "Reluctantly." Why don't my aunt go back to Liangsu County together, our home is all there, and it is separated from the Lanqiang city wall. β
My aunt smiled lightly: "You will arrange it!" β
Ah Qiu muttered: "Where is my aunt going, Qiu'er will also go." β
My aunt's voice was a little serious: "Okay, let's talk nonsense one by one." She's not sensible, and you don't understand? β
Ah Qiu immediately admitted his mistake.
I was snickering at Ah Qiu and being scolded, when I heard my aunt say again: "There is also a child, I talked to your father about the marriage, you are still young, and you only said that you will not make plans for a year or two." β
Now the Queen Mother is just rising, casually mentioning it, it's still not a matter for the time being. What's more, it's not your turn to express your opinion on such a major event, do you understand? β
My heart chuckled, and my emotions subsided, and my aunt didn't seem to agree......
I walked silently with my head hanging and stopped talking.
Ah Qiu has always talked a lot, but I heard her whisper again: "Hey~, auntie, I almost forgot to say it, I just feel that the concubine is very different today, and she doesn't speak rampage." Unexpectedly, he could come up with a Qiao Zong'er and pardon Grandma Liu. What do you think? β
My aunt laughed and said, "What else can I have, the military advisor is back!" β
My aunt said, glancing at me, I controlled my expression and tried to be as silent as possible......
Only the stunned Ah Qiu remained, muttering to himself in confusion, "Military advisor? β
I can be considered to know that my aunt chose her among many little palace maids, and what she liked was just obedience and obedience.
In late spring, the sun is beautiful, and the orchid dew is thick.
The ice roots and blue leaves are surrounded by pink-purple clear jade petals, which are comfortable and lonely. Many deliberately, clear dives into the summer cool.
The flowering period is long, come to smell the fragrance at night, and sleep peacefully with the beauty.
On that day in the Fude Palace, as far as the eye could see, the most beautiful thing I saw was the more than a dozen pots of orchids on the side of the courtyard wall. If Concubine De is a vulgar fan, she is the only one who likes orchids, but she is not completely dull.
After inquiry, sometimes before and sometimes after, Concubine De would take out the orchids she had carefully maintained to bask in the sun.
I asked Yi'an to find a "treasure", which can also be said to be the same "petals", which can make her more than ten pots of orchids bloom "more colorful".
In the evening, before they could collect the orchids into the dormitory, Yingya and I came over, stepped on his shoulder, climbed the courtyard wall, and sprinkled the box of "petals" down, waiting for them to grow on the stems of the flowers.
It's easy.
I clapped my hands and waited for the results.
The next afternoon, I was on duty in the imperial study.
The Dog Emperor was slightly drunk, and his eyes were confused.
If you talk about the connection and common hobby between him and the concubine, if you think about it, it is drinking. Two wine putty can be drunk from breakfast, and can be used for three meals a day. Sometimes I have to have a few more bottles for supper.
Today, I don't know if it's cool or bitter, it's rare to be able to sleep and get a little drunk.
I looked at his peach blossom eyes that were flushed with pink, and quickly lowered my head, only to feel that the turbidity was too heavy. I don't like to gossip with him, and if he says anything, he often cuts off his head and tail, and stops halfway through his words, and then saysβ"I told you ignorant boy, and you don't understand." β
And today, since I came to the study, he has been staring at me, and he can't take his eyes off it.
I was so annoyed that I forced a smile on my face: "Is there anything wrong with the saint?" β
He smiled, took a hissed breath, and said with a questioning face: "Originally, I thought you liked that kid of the Li Xiang family!" The child was born beautiful, and Kyori liked his son-in-law, but there were a lot. Why are you different and look like a mediocre-looking little concubine? β
I smiled and said, "The saint knows better than the minister, there are some things that have nothing to do with appearance or identity. He's just him, that's all. β
He sneered.
"Okay, your father will go to Beijing around April 15 to report on work. The things mentioned by the Queen Mother will be discussed at that time. β
I looked up and saw his ebb and flow of emotions. can't help but lead me into the fog and suspicion, your reaction, not to! I didn't like Brother Yi'an!
After a while, the news came.
The little eunuch of Fude Palace jumped in: "Qi Qi Sheng... Saint, Concubine De Niangniang, out... Something happened! β
The emperor stopped writing: "Straighten your tongue first!" What's going on? β
"Concubine De woke up at noon and found that she was bitten by an orchid!"
"What?"
The emperor's facial features are distorted, as if he has eaten durian for the first time.
My head is almost laughing off! But I could only endure it desperately, my face was already trembling, and I could only gasp and cough lightly.
The little eunuch replied, "Yes! It's an orchid-like thing! When I woke up, the meat on my ten fingers was almost gone, and there were many bites on my body! Let's go and see it, saint! β
The emperor gritted his teeth and shook his head, got up with the case, and walked away.
Alas, at this moment, the poignant screams and poor cries of the Fude Palace, I have no chance to see it!
But news came immediately, and when I heard it, the palace maids who saw Concubine De's tragic appearance were all scared and cried.
I also went to the palace maid pile in the Ganlu Palace: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" β
The main narrator of the story, Sister Xiaoshu, got the true biography of cross talk, and began to tell us in a colorful voice: "My God, just looking at Concubine De's hands, I thought she had become a white bone spirit!" β
"Ah!!!!h
A group of us exclaimed in small voices.
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss! Listen to me slowly. Just before she got up from her nap, Mama Honghua of Defu Palace found out that she, the master, had not woken up today. β
So he lifted the half-open bed tent and looked at it! It doesn't matter if you look at it, the scared Honghua Mama is terrified and her soul is scattered! β
I listened attentively with them, as if I wasn't the one involved. This is the charm of art~
Xiaoshu continued: "I saw a pool of blood on that bed! Concubine De's exposed hands are already blurred with flesh and blood, and the bones are full! β
Xiaoshu gestured with one hand, and drilled forward with his five fingers together: "It's like being eaten by insects, one bite, one bite, and another bite, slowly gnawing like this!" The uneaten flesh is red, the wound is messy, and there is still a bit of skin hanging there! β
We held our faces: "Uh...... What kind of worm? β
The gesture of the little tree can drive the mood, signaling us to be quiet, and the expression is also performed to a certain level: "Look at the cool quilt again, there are a bunch of things exactly like pink orchid petals!" β
"But if you look closely, that thing can move! It turned out that there was also a head and a body, feet like guillotines, and wings. The color of the whole body is beautiful! It's so pretty! There is pink in white, purple in pink, and it is as clear as an orchid! β
A crowd chirping: "This thing bites?" What is it called? β
Xiaoshu's nostrils bulged, and Zhengse said: "Yes, there are still blood stains on their mouthparts and feet, and the so-called human and material evidence is there." β
"Later, the people from the Imperial Medical Department and the Si Yan Division went, and after verifying for a long time, they found out that the thing that bit people was actually called - Orchid Mantis!"
"Orchid Mantis?" Everyone shouted excitedly.
Xiaoshu nodded exaggeratedly: "Yes, it's the first time I've heard of it!" β
"This is a praying mantis that changes color and disguises itself as an orchid! Their bodies become very similar to the structure and color of orchid petals, and depending on the type of orchid, the type of praying mantis is also different, and the color can change with the flower at any time! β
Wow wow wow, that's amazing!
I also became a little fan girl, and I coaxed together.
A palace maid asked: "But, when you are bitten by an insect, don't you wake up?" How did it develop like this! β
Xiaoshu pouted his mouth and shook his index finger: "This is the power, this breed is the most powerful!" At the same time of predation, it will emit a liquid that numbs the skin and flesh, and in sleep, it naturally does not know that it hurts! β
The audience sighed!
"Hmm...... The hand of the concubine of Nade, I am afraid that I will not be able to embroider with needles in the future! β
"Still doing embroidery? Whether you can keep your hands is still a matter of fact! β
Before the conversation was finished, a trotting over came with a wind: "It's almost gone, it's almost gone, the saint and Master Su are back." β
In less than a second, the holy land of gossip, the side hall, was already a thousand mountains and birds flying away, and thousands of people were wiped out.
The person who holds the embroidery needle should have a mission to give warmth and beauty to others.
And today, there are three harms to me, it's time to repay your grievances and take back your talent.