Chapter 135: Evil...
"Woo woo, my aunt and young lady don't want a little slave if they have a baby..."
Xia Yuan looked at the sky, and was also full of disappointment in this world.
Why is it so difficult to communicate between people?
The little slave was still whining on the side, which made Xia Yuan a little helpless.
Yes, my IQ is beyond the limits of the world, but on the same level as the little slave in front of me, it is estimated that we are both two fools in the next village.
glanced at the little slave.
If he could, now Xia Yuan really wants to say that he doesn't want it!
What is this kind of maid going to do?
Punish yourself?
But at the moment, the situation is stronger than people.
It's not a question of whether he wants it or not, it's something that people want to want month by month!
"I suddenly feel that in order for you to live longer, it is still very reliable to change a maid..."
Xia Yuan suggested with a serious face, he dared to guarantee that there was really no other thought in his heart at this moment.
The moon by month is a deep sigh, and there is a confused color in his eyes.
Month by month, people dare to swear that if she says that she doesn't want a little slave at this moment, then I am afraid that in a few days, all the people under their sky will know that they have abandoned the story of following the maid for many years for the sake of a dead rascal.
In the end, this only feasible solution was completely rejected month by month.
Didn't you say you're awesome?
Didn't you say, you can still salvage it?
What's the use of wanting you like this!
Moon by month, the lovely man squinted at Xia Yuan: "Waste!"
The corners of Xia Yuan's mouth trembled.
You can, you're on!
seemed to feel the meaning in Xia Yuan's eyes.
So, at this moment, month by month, people can take a deep breath again and try to pile up smiling faces.
The old lady is on the old lady!
Let's see how big the difference is between waste and genius!
Then, month by month, the lovely man finally spoke.
"Little slave, things are not what you think..."
It seems that he is already tired, and this time it is rare that the little slave has not continued to refute.
Now the little slave is just crying and crying, and there is no sound effect.
Chu Chu looked pitifully at the moon by month, and the little slave snorted: "That's why, Miss, you say..."
Seeing that the little slave was willing to listen to the explanation, the moon was finally secretly relieved.
As long as she can explain it clearly, then she is still a woman month by month!
"Here's the thing..."
Month by month, the human brain is spinning rapidly, and in a short period of time, he has listed eight outlines, fourteen points and twenty subsections on how to convince the little slave of himself.
This can be said to be the ultimate move month by month, if there is no way, then she really has to consider the idea of killing people.
In the lovely description of the month, she and Xia Yuan were attacked by demon beasts just during the daytime today.
In order to kill the demon beast, the two joined forces and chased it here, and finally after a big battle, they finally killed the demon beast-
Ran away.
Yes, just run away.
Although in the hearts of the moon lovely, the wisdom of the little slave is estimated to be no stronger than that of the human-level demon beast, but she only has a bad braincase, which does not mean that the eyes are not good.
If she is killed, there is no demon beast in front of her, what will she say then?
As for why such a terrifying powerhouse as Month by Month would strike with Xia Yuan, a scumbag, Month by Month Lovely did not continue to explain.
Because month by month, it can be assumed that with the intelligence of a small slave, these problems will not be thought of.
Sure enough, for such an explanation, the little slave finally believed it.
Looking at the little slave pear blossom nodding with rain, the moon by month was relieved.
"So, after beating the demon beast, the young lady slept with her uncle, and then she had a baby, no more slaves..."
What kind of logic is this!
Xia Yuan was also a little dumbfounded at the moment.
He no longer has any schadenfreude mentality, because if this matter is not settled, then he, Xia Yuan, will become a man who has been wiped out.
When they met for the first time, Xia Yuan was impressed by the divine logic of the little slave, and now that they are goodbye, Xia Yuan found that the little slave has gone one step further and is infinitely approaching the realm of Dacheng.
Month by month, there is no way to do it.
At this time, the little slave next to her was completely following her logic, and all the babies in her mind were aunts, and they didn't want their own pictures.
The monster is powerful, and people can retreat month by month.
"What's next..."
Xia Yuan looked at the unkind eyes of the moon and asked cautiously.
At this time, the strange eyes of the moon lover swept over, and Xia Yuan immediately corrected his attitude.
A picture that I really haven't given up on treatment, and I can still save it.
"What to do, how do I know what to do?"
"After this little girl goes back, she will definitely make a big splash. I'm afraid it won't be a few days before everyone knows that we sleep together, and I have a baby..."
Thinking of the embarrassing scene that is about to appear, there are tears in people's eyes.
"You're a young lady, will she not even listen to you?"
Xia Yuan finally couldn't help it, as a dignified young lady, can't you even command a maid...
The moon is lovely, and there is a helpless color in his eyes at the moment.
"The little slave will definitely not say it subjectively, but do you think this matter can be hidden..."
Xia Yuan thought for a moment.
Yes!
The little slave will definitely not take the initiative to say it, but according to the IQ of this little girl.
Hehe, in fact, it is no different from taking the initiative to tell others.
Just when Xia Yuan was worried, the lovely voice of the month by month sounded again: "It's a big deal that the old lady will work hard to cultivate and close the door after she goes back, if anyone dares to talk about it in the future, the old lady will kill whoever is strong!"
Sure enough, this is a vicious and violent little girl, too ruthless.
"So, what am I going to do then..."
Xia Yuan asked weakly.
You can keep the door closed, but what can I do?
Yue Keren glanced at Xia Yuan and said, "Don't worry, our people there are not so boring, they will come to this barren domain to kill you..."
Hearing the lovely words of the month, Xia Yuan instantly smiled.
Won't be bored to kill yourself?
That's good, great, this matter has nothing to do with me.
Seeing Xia Yuan's smug appearance, Zhu Yue couldn't help but speak, "But you'd better make some preparations?"
"Ready, what ready?"
Didn't you just say that they wouldn't be bored enough to come and kill themselves?
"Eunuch understand..."
Xia Yuan's face was confused.
He's a straight man of steel, and he understands that kind of fake man who doesn't have soft eggs to do-
Dry and cool!
Xia Yuan took a deep breath.
The other party thinks it's boring to come and kill yourself, but it's very interesting to come and turn yourself into that kind of half-man and non-woman?
After thinking about it for a while, it seems that this is a very interesting thing.
But, but, it's yourself who wants to become a eunuch!
At this moment, Xia Yuan felt that he had completely exploded.
The whole body is full of strength.
And then—
"Boom-"
Looking at the cute person with a flushed face next to him, Xia Yuan smiled: "I'm sorry, it's easy..."
Month by month, one feels like a fire of anger is about to burn itself away.
"This time, it looks like I'm going to have to amplify my moves!"
Originally, he wanted to scold Xia Yuan, but he was also stunned after hearing this.
"What a big move..."
Xia Yuan didn't answer, but looked at the little slave.
Closing his eyes, his mind kept recalling the countless secret techniques, thinking of the difficulties of his life, and thinking of the supreme killing techniques he had learned, Xia Yuan finally decided-
That's it!
"Little slave..."
Hearing Xia Yuan's call, the little slave looked over with a confused expression.
"In the future, if you can promise to forget about this matter, then I can treat you to five pieces, no, three pieces of rice balls!"
After saying this, Xia Yuan also showed a distressed look.
It is indeed distressing.
During the day, from the conversation between the two people, Xia Yuan had already heard the little slave's fanaticism for the rice cake.
And it doesn't seem to be cheap!
It's worth a couple of silver coins!
Three rice dumplings are more than ten silver coins!
This is a huge amount of money, so how can Xia Yuan not feel distressed.
Ten silver coins, in exchange for his former self, then he will really not be able to take it out for a while, and at that time, he lived on the subsidy of the academy.
And now -
I can't bear it now...
The little slave was stunned for a moment, and then continued to mutter: "Don't, don't, does my uncle think that a few pieces of rice balls can make the little slave forget today's sad things!"
Month by month, he glanced at Xia Yuan, as if he was looking at a fool.
Does this guy think that a little bit of delicious food can make the little slave forget about it?
How naïve!
I have been getting along with the little slave for more than ten years, and I know that the little slave really likes to eat.
If usually, then or it can work.
But now in the understanding of the little slave, Xia Yuan and her are ready to abandon the little slave month by month, which is related to her relationship with the little slave for more than ten years!
Is this something that can be leveled out by a few snacks...
"Ten pieces!"
"My miss and I are more in love than Jinjian—"
"Fifteen!"
"Miss treats me like a sister, and the relationship between us..."
"Twenty, it can't be more, otherwise we'll break up in two!"
"Well, the little slave forgot..."
Looking at Xia Yuan and the little slave bargaining, people feel more and more that Xia Yuan is a fool every month.
The little slave is a little stupid, but the relationship between them is the most precious, and nothing can be shaken-
Yes?
Now it's the turn of the month by month to be stupid, looking at the little slave with a smile and a painful look on his face, he felt that his seventeen years of life had been completely turned upside down in an instant.
Said good love is stronger than gold, said good sisterhood is deeper, and said good will never waver?
The relationship is less than a gold coin, and this feeling is betrayed?
At this moment, there is no doubt that if someone takes out a hundred, no, fifty rice balls at this moment, the little slave will dare to knock himself out secretly and send it to the other party's bed!
Although this matter is settled, why does she just have the urge to cry...
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The little slave sat next to Xia Yuan with a smile and chattered, while Xia Yuan was lying on the ground with a bitter face, one of his hands still on the chest of the moon.
As for the moon lover who was supposed to be the protagonist and the most noble identity, he had a loveless expression on his face at the moment...
"Auntie, uncle, in the future, your young lady will sleep together, where will the little slave sleep?"
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"Uncle, Mrs. is the most kind, and she still has a bit of a good look, but my uncle is so good-looking, it must be no problem. ”
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"Uncle, let me tell you, my lord likes those scrolls the most, of course, not the more precious the more he likes, the lord likes those scrolls with artistic conception..."
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