Chapter 268: Premature Birth
"Chu, are you done cleaning up?"
"Pack up, Daddy."
"Cheng, eat."
Lao He Tou and He Chu entered a soup cake shop on the opposite street together.
On weekdays, the two of them go out early in the morning, and if the business is average, one of them will go back to cook a meal in advance, and wait for the other to come back in the afternoon to eat together.
If the business is busy and you live for a long time, then don't go back to cook, keep the business busy, and in the afternoon, find a shop on the street to eat.
Eating outside naturally doesn't have to be affordable at home, but if the business is good and you are busy at that time, the husband and wife don't mind going to other people's shops to "luxury".
Fortunately, they are all neighbors, and they don't see each other when they look up, and they don't care if they are big restaurants or small shops, and there are few shops that don't accept pork, even if it's a shop that focuses on beef and mutton soup or cakes, people are tired of eating their own things on weekdays, so they always have to pick some pork and beat their teeth.
In addition, the He family is sincere in doing business and is kind, so they go to the restaurant and order two bowls of soup cakes, and the store will often increase the amount and serve them in large portions.
The two of them are not polite, anyway, next time they send meat over, they will add two or two.
People on the street want to mix comfortably, but they can't be greedy for this little bargain.
He Chu handed his own Lao Tzu chopsticks,
The two of them began to chew,
After eating the cake and drinking the soup, the body was hot, and the strength came up again.
The two of them went out of the soup and cake shop, and they didn't go back, so there was no need to set up a stall in the afternoon, and they generally had to wait until dusk to support it.
Therefore, the afternoon time of the two of them is basically leisurely.
As soon as this person is leisurely, he always has to think about something, and he has to find a pastime.
This pastime is a little bit of entertainment, which is dancing and writing; The one who moves a little more is the bird walking Pangu; If you want to get something that can be topped, it is fighting crickets and dogs.
Of course, there are also a little more popular, and you have to go to the teahouse to drink tea and listen to stories.
In the past six months, the He family and his grandfather have been accustomed to going to the teahouse in the afternoon to listen to Mr. Storyteller's storytelling.
In the past, the two of them didn't have this hobby, but now they can't stand it, and now they are also "relatives of the emperor".
This is a relative of the emperor and the country, and the two of them dare not put it on their face, but they must be somewhat "conscious", at least, they are no longer so pure and earthy people, and they have to listen to what is happening outside.
Of course, this royal family is a royal family, and a national relative is a national relative, but what I went to was not the first Yipin teahouse in Beijing, but the Yongan teahouse on the same street, and I sat on the second floor of Xiaoya, but the small table on the first floor by the gate.
Why lean to the door?
One is that people come and go by the door, all of them sit on the second floor or sit inside, and the rest of them come together at the door to listen to it, and they are all doing hard work, and they have a sour smell of sweat and sourness, and they don't care about the residual pig smell on the He family and the grandfather because they came over without taking a bath;
The second is that when the storyteller sells the guanzi, when the apprentice takes the big bamboo dustpan and goes around to collect the reward, he is also afraid that the dustpan in the hands of people will be unstable when people enter and exit at the door, so most of them will not go here, and they will be exempted from a reward.
The old location, by the old door, a pot of eagle tea, and a small plate of peanuts and rice, all lived.
Mr. Storyteller is heating up,
"Ladies and gentlemen, what we want to tell today is the story of Uncle Pingye entering Chu alone, and Princess Da Chu promised each other with her body."
"Good !!!!!"
"Good !!!!!"
In fact, at the earliest, seven or eight days ago, the storyteller of the first product building in Beijing started to tell it.
But after the lecture was started, it would take two days for other small teahouses to hear the letter, and after hearing the letter, they had to ask their storyteller to change his clothes and go to the house to drink tea and listen for two days;
After listening to it for two days, I have to ponder it myself, and the same thing cannot be told exactly the same, so I have to change the narrative method, and this pondering will take two days.
This is called following the trend, and the wind passes through people's mouths one by one, and naturally the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes.
From the very beginning, the first wave of Yipinlou talked about Uncle Hirano on the day of the wedding with the princess to break through immediately,
After a few waves came to the mouth of the storyteller in the Yong'an teahouse, it had become that Uncle Hirano was alone and fought with the swordsmith of the Chu State for three days and three nights.
subsequently
Surrounded by the 100,000 troops of the Chu State,
Holding the princess, floated away.
This is the audience is different, the tea drinkers in the Yipin Building, many things are dignitaries, people have their own channels to know some things, if you talk outrageously and messily, this is to smash your own signboard; And Yongan Teahouse, a market teahouse, faces the common people doing business, so they have to get some mysterious materials to add to the story, so that people can listen to it with relish.
If you really want to be more serious, did Uncle Hirano kidnap the princess?
It's gone!
That's it!
"Dad, this Uncle Hirano, it seems to be our brother-in-law's person?"
"Shh
Old He Tou lowered his voice and signaled He Chu not to make a noise, He Chu also nodded, and then, looking around nervously, as if the silver armor guard was secretly connecting in Yanjing City.
For the He family, most of the things about their son-in-law (brother-in-law) are heard from this teahouse, and this teahouse likes to talk about Uncle Hirano every once in a while, and the two of them also know that this Uncle Hirano was promoted by his son-in-law in the early years.
So
My own family!
And right now, the deeds of Uncle Hirano entering Chu to snatch back the princess have spread all over the streets and alleys of Yanjing City, and even when the children at the entrance of the alley are fighting, some boys will draw their wooden swords and knives and shout:
"I'm Hirano Bo yes!"
And then
hugged the little girl next door, who had long been rare, and shouted:
"Your Royal Highness Princess, go home with me and get married!"
subsequently
It was the girl's father who rushed out and raised the soles of his shoes to chase and jerk.
And this side,
The two of them were listening to Mr. Storyteller talking about the sword master of the Chu State fighting in the sky, and they were fascinated.
Suddenly,
A group of armor soldiers suddenly rushed over,
One of the leading eunuchs is not who Gonggong Zhang is,
Father-in-law Zhang saw the two of the He family sitting at the table at the gate at a glance,
Immediately screamed:
"Just the two of them, take them away!"
Before the two of them understood what was going on, they were picked up and forcibly taken away by a group of armor soldiers.
……
"You said that this Zheng Fan is really a troublesome thing, I thought he could rest for a while at the Snow Pass, but who knew that he suddenly ran away to the Chu State and abducted the princess back.
Look at it, this is an excerpt without a mirror, this matter is a foregone conclusion. ”
Zhao Jiulang took the fold from Wei Zhonghe's hand and read it carefully.
In fact, all kinds of rumors have already entered Beijing, and even some local government channels have also passed on this news.
Therefore, it should be true that Hirano Bo entered Chu, and it should be true that he brought back the princess.
But Jing Nanhou was the same as before, no matter what happened, he was not in a hurry, and it seemed that he deliberately waited for the folk wind to blow for a while, and then the fold was sent in unhurriedly.
Among them, the focus of the excerpt is still about the temporary truce with the Chu State, and as for the matter about the princess, it is only the final incident.
Because of this, this also makes the court face waves of rumors, and there is really some confusion in my heart.
Is that princess real? Is there anything wrong with this?
Any decision made by the imperial court must be determined in a down-to-earth manner, otherwise it will be a joke, so the imperial court has not spoken out on this matter.
Right now
Finally waiting for the exact news.
"Whew...... What the Marquis of Jingnan said was that the princess of Chu took the initiative to be with Pingye, Your Majesty, let the old minister Meng Lang take a moment, the old minister really wants to laugh, wants to laugh. ”
Zhao Jiulang said this,
And he did the same,
After putting down the fold,
He placed one hand on his chest and the other hand stroked his beard.
And then
Very seriously:
"Hahaha, hahaha, haha, haha, haha!"
Emperor Yan, who was sitting in the first seat, only felt that he was depressed for a while, and Wei Zhonghe, who was a qi refiner, also felt like he had gone out of his way under the laughter of Lord Zaifu.
finally
Lord Zaisuke finished laughing,
Take a deep breath,
Road:
"Your Majesty forgives your sins, such a happy thing, the minister doesn't smile, it's really uncomfortable."
"It's okay, it's okay."
Emperor Yan also sighed and said, "Didn't the Ministry of Rites draw up the titles of several princesses in advance, and I am not satisfied now." ”
"Yes, it's out of place." Zhao Jiulang echoed.
I thought it was Uncle Zheng who had taken the princess captive, so okay, what kind of titles like "Guiyi" and "Zhengqing" with obvious "abandonment of darkness and brightness" are fine, but now Jingnanhou said that people took the initiative to follow Yan, and the girl's family did this, and the court of Yan Kingdom naturally couldn't be stingy and take advantage of others on this title.
"The Ministry of Rites, prepare a set of princess rituals, go to the Ministry of Households, and allocate funds for the construction of the Princess's Mansion, all of which will be sent to the Snow Customs."
The princess naturally lives in the Hirano Uncle's Mansion, and the money in this princess's mansion is actually the emperor's reward for Hirano's Uncle.
"That'...... Uncle Hirano? Zhao Jiulang asked cautiously.
It stands to reason that Uncle Hirano should have a reward, but he is already an earl, and if he is promoted again, he will be a marquis, so young and so fast, it is really inappropriate.
Before Feng Pingyebo, in fact, he was already out of line.
Although the Marquis of Jingnan and the Marquis of Zhenbei have both been crowned kings, in fact, the title of Dayan is still topped by "Hou".
Fortunately, Emperor Yan seemed to have thought about it, and said:
"Confer Zheng Fan as the general of Chengguo."
The title can't be mentioned, so let's mention it on the errand, he used to be the chief soldier of the Snow Customs, and now he is the general of Chengguo.
But in fact, you are still in charge of the land of the Snow Customs, because Chengguo, Chengguo died early.
Although there is still a Prince Cheng's mansion in Yingdu City, the people have already lived in a proper manner.
The soldiers and horses of the Three Jin Dynasty are all in the hands of Jingnan Hou, and the so-called Chengguo General is actually like a fictitious title, adding it is equivalent to not adding it, that is, Uncle Zheng can have a better tone when he signs up for formal occasions in the future.
Emperor Yan also seemed to feel that it was a little inappropriate for him to send it away casually like this, and said:
"A set of golden armor, and then ...... Didn't there be a brute knife in the gift list sent by the barbarian envoy last time, and I heard them say that it was forged from the depths of the barbarian tribe and given it together. ”
"Yes, Your Majesty." Zhao Jiulang nodded, these should be enough.
After all, regaining the princess really made everyone very happy, and the people of Dayan felt extremely comfortable and happy, but after all, it was not a siege of the city with real results.
"In addition, I issued an order to Wujing, so that Wujing is fully responsible for the etiquette of marrying Chu, don't let the Chu people think that my Dayan is a barbarian state, and my Dayan is also a courtesy.
The princess of the family has to go home with my Dayan's son-in-law, but those of us who are elders can't ignore the rules.
We have to go through the process that should be taken;
Let Wujing hire Chu Guo! ”
"Your Majesty."
Then
Emperor Yan seemed to remember something,
To Wei Zhonghe beside him:
"The Sixth Prince of Xuan."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Wei Zhonghe left the imperial study, and after a while, he came back and replied:
"Your Majesty, after the excerpt of the Marquis of Jingnan was delivered earlier, His Royal Highness the Sixth Highness had already returned home with a copy of the excerpt."
Because what Jingnanhou sent was not a special explanation of the excerpt about "returning from the plundering of the princess", but about the military situation excerpt about the war with the Chu State, so the first to pass is the cabinet, generally speaking, this kind of excerpt, after entering the cabinet, one will be sent to the imperial study, one will be sent to the East Palace, and the remaining six will also be sent a copy, obviously, the letter sent to the household department must have fallen into the hands of Ji Chengjue.
"This bastard thing."
Emperor Yan scolded.
Who knows, at this moment, a eunuch outside hurriedly ran over, Wei Zhonghe was standing at the door of the imperial study at this time, and immediately dodged out to inquire about the situation.
forthwith
Just when Emperor Yan was about to open the next book,
Wei Zhonghe suddenly stumbled in,
Road:
"Your Majesty, it's not good......"
……
Here's how it happened,
As Hirano's "benefactor" back then, then "investor", then "partner", then an alliance, and now a good brother;
When Ji Chengjue received a copy of the Jingnan Marquis excerpt that was transferred from the cabinet,
I couldn't wait to leave the palace and go home immediately!
Although in the previous teahouses in the capital city, there were rumors about Ping Yebo snatching back the princess of Chu State, but after all, no one knows which is true and which is false, how much is true and how much is water, including Ji Chengjue.
Because he didn't receive the letter from Zheng Fan to him, it should be that Zheng Fan has just come back now, and he is too busy, so he can't bother to write a letter to himself, no, it should be that there was a problem with the letter when it was delivered halfway, so he didn't send it.
He robbed the princess of Chu State for such a big thing, how could he not want to share the joy with his best brother for the first time?
It has to be so!
Then, after getting Jingnanhou's excerpt and seeing the real result, Ji Chengjue couldn't wait to return home.
When you come back,
He Sisi was sitting in the yard eating fruit.
"Hahahaha, it's true, it's true, Zheng Fan's guy really snatched back a princess, it's the sister of the regent of Great Chu, that is, the sister of Emperor Dachu, no, it's not right, it's still people who took the initiative to go with him Zheng Fan, hahahaha."
Ji Chengjue smiled like a child.
And then
Ji Chengjue reached out and gently patted He Sisi's big belly,
Road:
"This relationship is good, in the future, Zheng Fan's kid's child will also have the blood of the royal family of Chu State, not bad, just right to set a baby kiss."
I don't know if it's because I can't wait to hear the doll kiss,
Or is it because of Ji Chengjue's few gentle pats,
in a word
Next
The scene that made Ji Chengjue's whole soul almost frightened happened:
I saw He Sisi's face suddenly show pain,
forthwith
There was also blood dripping from under the skirt,
this
this
this
Premature!
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Thanks to Tsundere Meow Baby's classmates and classmates with blocked nasal cavity for becoming the 123rd and 124th alliance leaders of Demon Lin!
Good night.