Chapter 288: I can't say I'm biased anymore this time
As soon as he said this, the people around him were stunned, no one took Luo Jun's idea of wanting to be the emperor seriously, it was just a childish joke, and they only thought that Li Bu made a special trip to coax Luo Jun this time, and he was happy, and he still wanted to go back to be the emperor, which Cheng wanted to come to the real thing.
Where does the emperor drink the water from the water bag? You can't drink the unclean water from the river, can you?
Su Wan tugged at Luo Shi's sleeve: "Your Highness, do you really care?" ”
Luo Fu shook his head, faced Luo Jun's eyes as if asking for help, got up and patted his head twice: "Don't let the imperial sister down." ”
Luo Jun looked at Li Bu's expression of waiting to see his jokes, gritted his teeth, and said in his heart that he must not let him succeed, if he doesn't drink, he won't drink, he has so many friends, it's the same to ask them to borrow water to drink.
The scholars in the study room have always been obedient to him, and the first thing anyone who gets something good on weekdays is to bring it to him and honor him, not to mention that they want to drink water, even if they eat all their things, they will definitely be happy.
"Hey, Zhang Cheng, what's in that box?"
Zhang Cheng hugged the box tightly and turned his back to him: "No, it's nothing." ”
"It's so tightly hidden, there must be something, show me!"
Zhang Cheng pursed his lips and thought for a long time, then refused in a low voice: "No...... Don't give. ”
Yesterday, Li Bu said that he should not treat Luo Jun as an emperor today, and he should not follow him in everything.
But after Li Bu left, his father told him again, saying that Dingguo Gong just wanted to teach the emperor a lesson, the emperor is always the emperor, what Dingguo Gong said he should do, but he had to pay attention to proportions when refusing, otherwise the emperor would settle accounts after the autumn, and they would not be able to afford it.
For the first time, Zhang Cheng realized what it was like to be in a dilemma that his father often hung on his lips, Luo Jun looked at him, and Dingguo Gong also stabbed him with his eyes, and he didn't know whether he should give it or not.
Luo Jun knew that he didn't have any other hobbies on weekdays just like to eat, and his dim sum was the best among everyone, even better than the imperial chef's cooking, and the box must be delicious.
Zhang Cheng didn't give it, Luo Jun reached out and grabbed it, forcing Zhang Cheng to be anxious, grabbing the snack and stuffing it into his mouth, and then opened the box to show him, there was nothing but a little scum left.
"You ......" Luo Jun trembled angrily: "You dare to eat secretly behind my back!" ”
Zhang Cheng swallowed the snack in his mouth with difficulty, and looked at him innocently: "I didn't carry Your Majesty on my back...... You, I ate it in front of you. ”
When the emperor was used to being arrogant and used to being held by everyone, Luo Jun subconsciously shouted: "Come on, give him to me...... Grab me and spank me! ”
Two eunuchs raised their feet and wanted to move, but Ding Guogong handed over a look, and the two of them fell in unison, not daring to move again.
Luo Jun waited for a long time and didn't wait for anyone to help him, and when he looked back, everyone stood as if they hadn't heard him, and no one took him seriously.
Li Bu held Wanwan in his arms, stretched out his hand and folded a small pink flower and put it on Wanwan's head, and looked at Luo Jun with a smile: "What? Haven't found water to drink yet? ”
Luo Jun was about to cry, but he didn't want to be seen by him, so he turned around and ran.
The guards were on standby, and when they heard Li Burang follow from afar, they quietly followed.
It's just that Luo Fu was a little unbearable: "Isn't this too cruel to him?" ”
"Cruel, if he doesn't give him a long memory like this, how can he be aware of his identity, how can he be responsible? The emperor is not so easy to be, and he needs to realize that it is not so easy to give up, and the more suffering he experiences, the more he knows how to cherish it. ”
At night, they stayed by the Guanshan Lake outside the capital, the guards set up tents, the scholars played around the bonfire, everyone was very happy, only Luo Jun looked sullen, bowed his head and said nothing, not at all like he came out to play.
Since he came out, he has never drunk water or eaten, his stomach is empty and hungry, let alone talking, and even the strength to sit is almost gone.
Li Bu put Wanwan on his shoulders, walked to Luo Jun's side, and instructed the palace attendants: "Go and take out the meat you brought, it's so dark tonight, you should have a good barbecue." ”
The barbecue, the scholars cheered when they heard the words, and happily plugged in their wings and could fly.
The palace people took out the meat prepared in advance, and the domestic servants who were carried by the scholars went to receive the meat and put it on the table, and everything was cooked from roasting to eating, and the scholars only had to open their mouths.
But after looking around, there was still only Luo Jun and no one to help.
He thought a little sadly, he was just a five-year-old child, even if he wasn't the emperor, then he was still the younger brother of the eldest princess, wouldn't he be so miserable that no one would serve him, right?
And Li Bu seemed to be able to perceive what he was thinking, and recorded an example for him: "Luo Xi, the fourth prince of the Zen throne for you, although he is still the fourth brother of you and His Royal Highness after the Zen throne, he has nothing to do with the royal family, and now he is just a commoner, and it is the same after you abdicate, since you are a commoner, don't expect anyone to serve you for the sake of whom, understand?" ”
Luo Jun stood up "poofed": "If you don't serve, you won't serve, who is rare!" I'm not hungry yet! ”
He was about to go back to sleep, and when he fell asleep, he was not hungry, and he opened the tent and was about to get in, when Lib's voice sounded behind him again: "Your tent is on the very edge." ”
Luo Jun turned his head and glared at him hatefully, then turned around and walked towards the tent on the very edge. Love Chinese Network
But the more he walked, the more bottomless his heart became, it was too dark, and there was no one to accompany him, and he didn't have a lantern, and there was a rustling sound in his ears, next to Guanshan Lake, just now he heard other people telling stories, saying that there are water monsters in this lake, and water monsters eat children, because children's thin skin and tender meat are particularly fragrant to chew.
Luo Jun didn't dare to go any further, and slowly stopped.
Seeing this, Luo Fu couldn't bear it, and took Wanwan from Li Bu's hand: "You go and take a look." ”
Wanwan cried and asked her father to hug her, Luo Fu's existence instantly became embarrassing, Li Bu hugged her daughter back, and said while coaxing: "Your Highness, don't worry, there are guards in the dark, and nothing will happen." ”
Wanwan's aggrieved babbling accusation: "The mother is ...... murderer"
Luo Shi almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: Where is she fierce?
Li Bu deliberately grimaced: "My mother is not fierce, my father is fierce!" ”
Wanwan instantly burst into tears and laughed, and reached out to grab Li Bu's face: "Daddy is not fierce, Daddy is good, I like Daddy!" ”
Li Wanwan is almost two years old, although her speech is slurred, it does not affect her expression at all, and the first word she can pronounce when she learns to speak is "Dad", which makes Luo Fu jealous to this day.
Wanwan is also very smart, inheriting most of Li Bu's scheming and cunning, when Li Bu is not there, she will hug Luo Fu and say that her mother is the best, kissing her with saliva on her face, and trying to please her, but as soon as Li Bu comes back, Wanwan is a little white-eyed wolf with only her father in her eyes.
Luo Fu felt that they were not a family of three, there were only father and daughter in their family, and she was the most redundant.
At the end of this day, Luo Jun should be very deeply touched, no one cares that he looks pitiful, Luo Fu plans to talk to him.
Luo Jun sat alone on the grass and looked at the stars, curled himself up in a ball, and the people who watched it were sad.
"Aren't you going to sleep? Why are you sitting here? ”
Luo Jun was angry in his heart, because Li Bu was targeting him everywhere today, and Luo Fu obviously saw it but didn't stop it.
He was indignant in his heart, turned his head and muttered: "The daughter who married out splashed out to get water, you have really become a member of their Li family, and you don't help outsiders to help me." ”
"Why didn't I help you? I want to help you, but you said it yourself if you don't want to be an emperor, even though we have a deep relationship between sisters and brothers, but rules are rules, and I can't show favoritism in front of so many people. ”
"You just don't like me anymore, you don't want to care about me after you marry Li Bu, the queen mother doesn't want me, and now you don't want me, just let me die alone in the palace!"
Luo Shi twisted his ears: "How old are you to die?" Who cares about you anymore? It's just that you're older, it's time to learn how to govern the world, I used to be in charge for you, and now I'm going to return the government to you, so I can't be like before anymore, don't I still go into the palace every day to accompany you? Where don't you go? ”
Luo Jun was still dissatisfied: "What about Li Bu?" He never regarded me as an emperor, he didn't listen to me, and he always robbed you with me, and if you stayed with me for a long time, he would come and make trouble, and as soon as he came, you left with him, every time. ”
Luo Fu couldn't cry or laugh: "He is my husband, you will marry a wife and concubine in the future, and when the time comes, you will also be occupied by your women without me, the imperial sister." ”
"I don't want to marry a wife, it's good now, I think the imperial sister can always be with me!"
"You want a fart!"
Li Bu suddenly appeared from behind him and kicked him lightly and heavily: "Why does my daughter-in-law stay with you all the time?" ”
Luo Jun covered her ass and jumped up: "You...... Bold, you dare to kick me! ”
"It's a big rebellion for you to have this kind of thought, if it weren't for your surname Luo, I should have thrown you into the lake to feed the fish."
"You dare! I'm going to let people throw you down right now, do you believe it or not? ”
"Aren't you not going to be an emperor? If you are not the emperor, no one will listen to you. ”
Luo Jun was forced to be anxious, and said angrily: "I'm joking, who doesn't want to be the emperor?" I want to be the emperor, you wait for me, sooner or later I will trample you under my feet and make you cry and beg me for mercy! ”
Li Bu gestured at his height of less than his waist, and said with a smile: "Okay, the minister is waiting for that day, but Your Majesty don't let the minister wait too long." ”
Luo Jun stared at him deadly, Li Bu saw that he wanted to laugh like this, and instructed the eunuch not far away: "Your Majesty is thirsty and hungry, why don't you go and pour tea for Your Majesty to eat?" ”
The eunuch palace maid, who had been worried for a day, finally breathed a sigh of relief and happily invited Luo Jun over for dinner.
"Can't you let him do it? He hates you so much now, aren't you afraid that you will not be able to protect yourself when the time comes, and you will really be trampled under his feet? ”
Li Bu has one hand behind his back, and he takes it out at this time, holding a bouquet full of flowers in his hand: "When I am in the ground, I can't care if he tramples me under his feet, what do you care about whether it is late or not?" ”
Then he stuffed the flower into her hand: "There is only one girl, you have a handful, this time you can't say that I am biased, right?" ”