20191105 Tuesday you ask me to answer

After getting off work, I went to Sanjiang Supermarket with Apo, and I tried to go to the counter to ask if I could synchronize the physical card with the electronic card. I didn't think it really could. At the beginning, people said that if you renew your membership online, the physical card will not be synchronized. I lost half a year and didn't use a physical card. Originally, I didn't need it, but with the little prince, I can give him one, so why not.

After doing it, I went to the supermarket with Apo, watched her buy vegetables, and taught her how to eat small gourds.

When I was paying, a customer asked me to borrow a membership card, and I lent it to her and swiped it, just in time to see the little prince calling.

I said, "Coincidentally, I just lent someone a membership card when I saw you calling."

He said, no wonder I called for a long time before you answered

I said that I didn't even work overtime at night

He said, "Yes."

I said, I just got the physical card of Sanjiang, and I will give you the entity when the time comes. It took half a year to synchronize. In the evening, Awa invited me to eat a date, and I invited her to eat Owen bread. It's so fun.

He said, you are stupid, a date for bread, and you are so happy when you lose

I said, just be happy, don't care if you lose or earn. I was asked to try it just now, but I didn't dare to ask for it

He said, "I've been wronged, right?"

I said, "No." Their stuff is expensive. I bought the whole groomsmen once last time. It is sold by the gram, and it is not masonry.

He said that it was so expensive, and he didn't try it

I said, it's fine. Fortunately, how can this shoe fair still open. Make a scene.

He said, "What did you say in the afternoon, you lost one of your shoes?"

I said, yes, I put it under my desk in the office, I looked around, and I lost one.

He said, "Where are you going to take it yourself?"

I said, I can't take one when I take it home, ah, rats, we had rats in our office last year

He said, "The rat is holding the shoes?"

I said, rats are very powerful, you don't know. The cornices walk on the wall

He said, "It's not a brocade mouse." I think you're too big.

I said, "Not really." The sushi restaurant writes half price, I'll check it out. Uh, half price for the second serving, I don't want it. But when you get one piece later, you must buy a second serving and eat it at half price.

He said, yes, yes, yes, okay

I said, "Well, that's perfunctory."

He said, "I'm on an 11-hour shift today."

I said, 6-11 equals 5, you go to work at five o'clock?

He said, "Do you count again?"

I said, lie to people, that's not when you get up at 4 o'clock.

He said that 6 o'clock is converted into 24 hours, and then subtracted 11

I said, 18-11, uh, equals 7

He said, "Oh my God."

I said, "Did you miscalculate all of a sudden?" I'm not bad at math, and I'll be squared. I'll test you, what is the square of 25

He said, 625.

And I said, 19 What about it,

He said, I don't know, 561?

I said, 20 squared is only 400.19 squared how can there be 561.You see 19 squared is equal to 20-1 squared, a-b squared is equal to a square plus b squared minus 2ab, equal to 401-40 = 361

It's too complicated, he said.

I said, there is also a slip of the tongue, I used to memorize, 11 squared 121, 12 squared 144, 13 squared 169, 14 squared 196, 15 squared 225, 16 squared. How much?

He said, then I'll test you, what is the square of 99?

I said, it's too big. amount, equal to 100-1 squared

He said, 9801

I say, 10001-2x98 = 10001-198=...

He said, 9801

I said, Eun 9801, how do you count

He said, I'll test you again, what is the square of 95?

I started to do the math again, and he read it out directly. 9025

I said, I don't have a pen, otherwise I'd be fast.

He said, 93 squared, 8609

I said, I'll explore. I studied it for a while, and I saw the clues, and I said, I know. Subtract 10 from the end to square it, then multiply 2 by the last digit plus 80.

He said, "I am, the square of the last complement, and the first two digits minus the complement."

I said, it's the same thing.

He said, "Then you're slower than me."

I said, I'm slow, but my method is not slow. Same steps as yours. If I find another man like the little prince and teach him this method, he will be as fast as you

He said, quibbling.

I said, "The game is good, and I ask the square within 20, and whoever says it faster will win." Get ready. 11 squared 121.

He said, "Playing with Rippy."

I said, after 300 rounds, I won in the end.

He said, "You're all a liar." Then I'll test you, what is the maximum number composed of 123.

I said, 321?

He said, OK?

I said, with the square, that 2 to the 3rd power of the 1st power?? That's only 8. Oh, 2 to the 31st power

He said, yes. This is a question asked by SF Express when recruiting

I said, forget it, don't rely on math, test you else. Pls I have a few tomatoes left

He said, "I don't think so."

I said, wrong. To give you a hint, the number of tomatoes is the same as that of eggs.

He said that he took seven last Friday, so there should be three left today.

I said, don't you remember what I ate on Sunday morning?

He said, how do I remember

I said, I said, I went out in a hurry, only drank milk, and ate a few dried longan. You can't be a detective anymore. Just ask your brain teasers. Two of the five candles blown out by the wind, how many are left?

He said, five. It's the same as having five light bulbs in a room, and one is broken and a few are left

I said, yes, so you've heard that.

He said, that one car was driving on the road, deng dropped one, how many are left?

I said, four. Because the headlights fell off

He said, five. There is also a spare tire

I say. Not all cars have spare tires

He said, "It's all there." most

I said, I'll ask the group first. Test you again, what is fake, and everyone will buy it?

He said, "I don't know."

I said, wigs.

He said, "And dentures."

I said, something like that. Next, do you write with your left hand or with your right hand?

He said, "I take a pen in my right hand and write."

I said, "Awesome." You've heard of it

He said that it was similar to wiping your butt with your left hand or wiping your butt with your right hand.

I smiled and bent over, saying, how can it be so funny to ask a different question. Next question, there are 5 mice in the hole, a cat ran in and ate one, how many are left?

He said, it's gone, it's gone

I said, yes. Then I brought 100 yuan and bought 75 things, and the boss didn't find the wrong one, but he only found me 5 yuan, why?

He said, 5 yuan plus 20 yuan

I said, no. I found 5 yuan

He said, "I don't know."

I said because I only gave 80 to the boss

He said, then let me ask you, 35 apples and 10 in a bag, how many bags are there?

I said, 4 bags

He said, OK?

I said, where is there a pit? It's 4 bags

He said, yes. It is four bags. There was a primary school student who wrote 4 bags, and the teacher crossed it, and the parent asked the child, how could this be a mistake, only 3 bags. The child asked, "Don't you want the remaining 5 apples?"

I said, stupid teacher. The students are very smart. In the next question, Xiao Yin is Xiao Gao's son, but he doesn't call Xiao Gao's father. Why

He said, "Call Daddy."

I said, I don't call daddy, father, daddy, daddy.

He said, "So why."

I said because he called her mom. It's a stereotype. Next question: What does the idol Harmony Star rely on to eat?

He said, by mouth

I said, yes. Where, the horse can run without four legs

He said, chessboard

I said, have you heard that?

He said, "No."

I said, well, you love to play chess, it's possible.

He said, I guess you're sitting on the bed right now, scrolling through Baidu

I said, no, I don't sit in bed.

He said, "Then you're sitting on the balcony."

I said, did I say that I ran out of power? In charging, I can't sit on the balcony.

He said, "Then where are you sitting?"

I said, "And the table." Haha, next question, under what circumstances, the puppy is getting smaller and smaller

He said, "I don't know."

I said, go far in the case. What is the name of the baby born by Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai

He said, how do I know

I say, caterpillar. They turned into butterflies

He said, ah, my phone dropped.

I said, huh? Broken?

He said that the headset fell off with his phone attached. I'm pulling the horizontal bar, and the pockets of my clothes are shallow

I said, broken?

He said, "No."

I said, "If you don't have anything, you'll be fine."

He said, "I remembered a joke about a housewife who had stumbled into a doctoral seminar. A doctor asked what would happen if a drop of water fell from Wanli High School and reached the ground. Everyone counts half-dead, mass, water density, velocity, acceleration, friction, gravity. Then the woman said, "Haven't you been in the rain?"

I said, haha, this girl deserves a prize

He said he was kicked out of the group.

I said that the question should be changed to what rain falls from a high altitude and does not hurt people. In this way, the research of the PhDs is useful. It's crucial to ask questions, isn't it?

He said, yes, yes, yes.

I said, next question, what's in the swimming ring/

He said, air.

I said, well, this answer is far-fetched, it's people. Only people use it is people, otherwise it is still air.

He said, I'm going to watch the news

I said, okay, I'll go shopping at Yintai later

He said he stayed at home and ran around

I said, stay at home for 10 hours, it's better to go out for 1 hour.

He said, okay, come back early

I went out to Xianfeng Fruit and helped with balloons. I posted a picture in the group.

After reading the news, the little prince asked, where is it?

I sent a video showing him how to inflate a ball with a machine. He recorded a video of me and told me to play smaller or it would explode

I said, no. As soon as the words fell, one exploded.

He laughed haha, I said, you crow's mouth. I've just been fine.

I continued to fight, and another one blew up next to it, and he was happy again.

It's almost over, I said, I booked this machine, and whoever gets married in the future will borrow it, it's much faster than stepping on it with my hands and feet.

Leaving Xianfeng Fruit, I went shopping at Yintai.

I said, this Xixuan supermarket, business is really worrying

He said, "You're too damned."

I said, I'm glad I didn't charge his card.

The network is a little stuck, and it's better to go up to the second floor.

He said, have you been in contact with your sister?

I said, not today, just the ones in the group. Before getting on the plane yesterday, the video was down. Qifeng picked him up at noon today, and it is estimated that the two of them are also together in the evening.

He said, then I'll go to the group video.

Changed to the group, my sister was busy and didn't pick up. Just me, the Queen Mother, and the Little Prince.

The queen mother was washing the dishes, and I went to Nitori to walk around and show everyone the goods. By the way, I complained that the little prince was too poor in mathematics, and the square was not accurate.

The little prince smiled and did not speak.

When I went out, there were also balloons at the door, and I said that it was not as good as Xianfeng fruit, because Xianfeng fruit was hit by me

The little prince said, not modest at all, you see

I said, this is my specialty, and the last sentence is to praise myself

The little prince said, I was on the 11-hour version today, and I was so tired

The queen mother said, manly, it's not hard

I also said, work hard, it's okay

The little prince said, "Well, it's worthless now."

I said, it's still worth it, just an article. You'll give me 1 dollar. It's worth a penny.

The queen mother said, "I still have 5 round."

I said, I have 10 yuan, 50 yuan and 100 yuan

The queen mother said that the 100 yuan has not come out yet

The little prince laughed, haha, let's show the stuffing

I said, uh. Oh, yes, I always thought I was a new coin.

The little prince repeated, let's show the stuffing

I said, I'm not a dumpling, how can I show the filling

The little prince said, still quibbling

I said, I'm not a dumpling, but I can quibble, haha

The little prince said that if you quibble, you can just play tricks

The queen mother said, clever ghosts.

The little prince was still laughing at me for being quibbling, and I rolled my eyes.

The queen mother said, didn't you go for a run at night, but went around Yintai in circles?

I said, the leg should rest for two days. Go for a run next week

The little prince said that he didn't know anything, and the queen mother said that he couldn't speak, so ignore him

I said, just went upstairs, the signal was not good, I didn't hear it. Said something

The little prince said, nothing

The queen mother said, "Your shoes are beautiful."

I said, that's a good one. Forget it, turn the page. Drink a glass of water when you are thirsty.

The little prince is going to take a roll call. I took my queen mother to see Yintai, massage chairs, Haidilao, and various activities, and reached a consensus that there are discounts anytime, and it is not interesting to make up these fake discounts. There are long queues for real deals.

Out of Yintai, the little prince is back. Say, what are the two of them talking about?

And I said, "What about suing you?"

The little prince said, sue me every day, what do you sue me?

The queen mother said, you have to do a good job, what are you afraid of the little sun suing?

I said, "The queen mother has a weak heart."

And the queen said, "Yes."

I said, I didn't sue you, so I took my mother to look at Yintai

The queen mother said, Don't tell him

I went to Xianfeng Fruit to look at my balloon and said, "The balloon is fine, and I am relieved."

The queen mother said, "You beat it."

I said, I hit it, it's weird

The little prince said that if she hit a few, she would blow a few

I said, it was good, but as soon as you said it, it blew up

Someone approached the little prince and said that he was going to a meeting on a cloudy day

He let out a long sigh, hey, out of the car on a cloudy day, physical examination, meeting, I was arranged to go to the meeting alone

I said, it's a good errand. Just sit and listen to how simple it is. Then, applause.

The queen mother smiled and said, you still applaud.

When I got home, I said, go upstairs now, the signal is not good. It's going to get stuck

Unexpectedly, the picture was stuck in the little prince's round eyes, and I got home before I recovered, and I couldn't laugh straight. Send them a picture to show them.

Then go take a bath.

On the way to take a bath, Sister Meilian called back the video, I didn't answer in the bath, and I saw that the little prince chatted for 2 minutes and quit, leaving the queen mother and sister. I was mistaken, thinking that the queen mother had gone to rest, and the little prince and his sister chatted for about ten minutes.

When I made my bed, at 9:17, I entered the group. The queen mother and her sister were pleasantly surprised, and the sister didn't turn on the video because she was in the bathroom.

I invited the little prince in.

My sister said, "Look, as soon as the little sun pulls, he comes." (Little Sun is very happy)

I said, don't ask, why can't my sister show her face.

He said, I'm going to hand over my phone, so much care

I said, okay. (I lay down) Alas, it's easy to get sleepy in this position. When I first sat down, I was very energetic, and I was sleepy after a trip. Give it a try

The queen mother laughed.

The little prince said, little nonsense

The queen mother said, "There are a few minutes left, so let's talk."

My sister ran out suddenly.

The little prince said that after such a business trip, his face was yellow and hungry

I said, I've lost a lot of weight, and I look good

My sister said that her skin has become better.

The little prince said, let your brother-in-law make it up for you

My sister said, yes, I also had a banquet today

I said, yes, it's a banquet today

The little prince said, fooling this, I haven't eaten for so long, and suddenly eats a banquet

My sister said, I just ate some seafood, and he gave me shrimp or something

The queen mother said, "Little prince, go out."

I said, I'm embarrassed. Well, kiss in vain.

The little prince gave me a big video, saying, little nonsense

I sent heart biubiu.

On a whim, he blocked me back. I laughed.

I said, "Cover a few layers of quilts." Look at me, it's still a quilt underneath, a blanket, two layers of quilts on top, and a blanket

He said, what to do in winter.

I said, electric blanket. Otherwise, you may wake up to 10 chilblains overnight. I've had this experience before. Before going to bed, get a good night's sleep, and ten small turnips on your feet.

He laughed

I said, "Also, wear gloves when running." Otherwise, the blood circulation is fast, but the hands are cold. It condensed into chilblains. I don't know if that's the principle

He said, I haven't grown, I don't know

I said, I started growing up in the third grade. In 2003, I went to a good friend's house to play snowball, but I didn't fall off the balcony, and I got frostbite on my hands, and then I got older. Now she is no longer my good friend, but I commemorate this friendship every year with frostbite.

He smiled.

I said, speaking of this friendship, in the second, third, fourth, and fifth grades, we were very good, and we couldn't see each other at that time, and we sent greeting cards to each other every year. She had pocket money to buy hand-drawn flowers and beautiful greeting cards, so I cut out my sister's textbook (the little prince laughed) and cut out morning glories and other things to make greeting cards for her. When she came back to study in the sixth grade, we became competitors, and the homeroom teacher was a good friend of my father, who was better to me, and she was not very happy. In the first year of junior high school, the homeroom teacher was a good friend of his father, and I was far behind. In the second year of junior high school, she turned away again. In the first year of high school, we were placed in the same class again. Later, she chose science, and I was also a science major, so I immediately switched to liberal arts, and I didn't want to compete with her anymore

He said, "Girl." Okay, I'm going to teach mobile phones.

I said, okay.

Sent a goodnight kiss.

The queen mother and sister were still chatting in the group, so I added it again. The two of them were pleasantly surprised.

So we talked for a while about whether my sister had gotten thinner or something. I propose to let Wu Qifeng hug you.

I took a picture of the three sheep staring at each other and blackmailed him into giving me US dollars, or Mei Lian. He didn't give it.

Qifeng went to take a bath,

My sister said, there is it under the cabinet, you can go and get it

I said, I'll just say it, and I don't need to.

The queen mother saw that my sister and I were concentrating on discussing the money, and pretended to leave.

We were funny and asked her if she wanted to sleep or if she had time to talk.

She said there was still a little more

I said, that's what we're not good for. Stay.

We discussed the Spring Festival couplets behind it, and finally I said, I dare to write if they dare to post it.

They said in unison, I dare to write, they dare to post.

So I was asked to write this year's Spring Festival couplets.

My sister was about to get jet lag, so we went to sleep