20190725 Thursday Moon and Sun

At 20:47, he asked me if I had washed it

It took me 5 minutes to see it, and I said, okay, I'm waiting for the clothes

He turned on the joke mode, what clothes are you waiting for? You're not wearing it??

I said, no, the washing machine is doing the laundry. You're really going to think about it, you'll see it in the future, you (covering your mouth and laughing)

He sent me a video of me being bitten by a mosquito and running back to bed.

I said, mosquitoes bite me

He said that there is no toilet water

I said, I'm going to wipe it with saliva

He said, "Use soapy water."

I said, soapy water is fine, but if you want to go out and make it, it is better to use the existing one.

He said that evil is not disgusting, with saliva.

I said, no, it's not disgusting, our English teacher taught me

He said, is the husband of the English teacher a biology teacher?

I said, no. But I don't know why saliva works.

He said, to popularize it, after the mosquito bites you, you are injected with formic acid, and the soapy water and saliva are weakly alkaline.

I said, ah, acid-base neutralization

I said, it doesn't hurt now, I have to go out and open the door, the air is convection, and it's not hot. After a while, he poured the zipper of the mosquito net to open the door, and then hid back in the mosquito net, saying that he didn't need an air conditioning fan to sleep at night, so he just lay here.

He looked at the time and said, I have to hurry up and take a shower, and when there are many people, I will get off. I was suddenly sleepy, so I fell asleep with my head tilted.

At 9:36 he sent a video to see me with my eyes closed. Ask me what I'm doing

I said sleepy, and was about to get up, and he said, "Then lie down." I'm still lying down, without glasses.

He said it was fine not to have glasses.

I said that the lenses are too thick, and the eyes look small, but they are not that small. If you pick it, you can't see it.

He said, "I can't see it now?" As he spoke, he pulled his phone away.

I said, "Now you can see it, because you can see it up close." Your clothes are all exactly the same. Seeing that he took a bath, he was still in the same clothes.

He said, "Yes." He picked up the one he had worn earlier and wiped the sweat from his forehead. "On cloudy days, we wear dresses". Then he told me about this borrowed dress, the cadres themselves, they didn't wear it once, and when they got married, they wore it, and who knew that they were forcibly borrowed by recruits to perform.

I said, then you have your own now. Personalized?

He said, yes, but the ownership is not mine. I plan to wear this to my sister's wedding on National Day and become the brightest boy in the audience.

I laughed, you cover the groom's limelight, be careful that your sister is angry with her head and face.

He said, I'm going to be the brightest boy in the audience. Better looking than the groom.

I said, then I'll grab a bouquet and give it to the brightest boy in the audience.

He said, pour it, I should go and grab it, and then give it to you.

I said, when my sister got married, my eldest brother-in-law gave me this notebook.

And he said, "Bribe you."

I said, yes, my second sister and I have one each. 12 years of use until now.

He said, it's been a long time, don't you get stuck?

I said that on March 27 I changed it with a small heart, and it was not stuck at all.

He said, in this way, Wu Qifeng didn't send me anything.

I said, then you go and remind him. Change to a mobile phone or computer

He made up conversations out of whimsy, why the mobile phone didn't work well, he just didn't say an important sentence.

I said, Wu Qifeng has a tendon, he doesn't understand what you say. You'll have to give a list directly.

He said, "Forget it."

I said, yes, we're not selling my sister. It's to marry my sister. My sister likes him, so she can't bully him.

He said that if his sister hadn't liked him, he would have been kicked away by me. It's okay now.

Like me, he likes his sister too much, which makes it difficult for him to accept his brother-in-law.

I said, then you wear that dress on a cloudy day, can you take a sneak peek?

He said, "I can't get the photos out, but I can video it with you on a cloudy morning."

I said, "It's an honor."

Then his comrade-in-arms came back and brought a barbecue. He carried his phone all the way to eat barbecue. I just watched a binge-boon. We talked at intervals, and sometimes I squinted with my eyes closed.

I said, I brushed my teeth and didn't eat anything.

And he said, Me too. However, we all know that he will be back tonight to discuss what to eat. I took a shower and waited until I finished my meal before brushing my teeth.

I said, "So you have already made arrangements." He drank his drink and chewed on spicy skewers. "You drink drinks again, you have set up a flag in the circle of friends, and you don't drink drinks anymore"

He said, when, I don't remember.

I said, I can turn it out and show you

He said, it doesn't matter, eat it first.

I said, I said in the circle of friends, don't drink coffee.

He said, I don't drink coffee either, so I went to Starbucks and bought coffee once.

I said, I haven't drunk Starbucks, but I don't drink either. Take a sip, can't sleep, and still think cranky.

He said, Starbucks coffee is so bitter, I bought 3 cups that time, and the other 2 stopped drinking after taking a sip.

I said, you let me sneak a peek at what your comrades look like.

He said, forget it, five big and three thick, not good-looking. He came back from outside, back in the air-conditioned room, and leaned against the head of the bed.

He said, I'm done eating, I'll go down and wash up.

I said, I suddenly lost the answer. What are girls thinking about in the bath.

He said, what is the answer?

I said, it's like you wash your face, and you don't think about anything.

He said, I saw an interview on the Internet where they gave girls a few options, such as how to have such long legs, how to be so thin, and how to have such small breasts. Many girls have chosen, why are their breasts so small

I laughed, and I said, then I'll ask you.

He said, you ask

I was embarrassed, so I covered my face with my hand again, and said, why are boys entangled in girls' breasts, this is for babies.

Not all for babies, he said. You'll find out later.

I smiled so hard that I pinned my face to the pillow. After laughing, I said, "The moon is so cute."

He said, the moon?

I said, you don't let me praise you, I have to praise the moon" I smiled and covered my face.

He said, I see, the moon is going to hand over the phone.

I said, "The little sun is going to sleep."

He watched me for 1 second, and I was about to hang the video, when I heard him say, have you forgotten something?

I've hung up the video, retreated to the text interface, and posted 3 emoticons with a smile on my mouth.

He replied, did he forget something.

I said, kiss.

He said, "Good night, dear."

Good night, my moon.