20200312 Thursday sleepy jokes

Ate the cake in the morning and it was particularly hard. When I arrived at the company, I took the leggings that my second sister bought.

Had lunch with chicken wings and celery. Cooking level is similar to mine. After the meal, I made 4 pairs of sleeves. In the afternoon, I rushed to send a toy sample. When I got home from work, I cooked the rice and added hot water, which was relatively fast.

At 6:40, the little prince called, I was waiting for a meal, saying that the rice cooker had not yet been released, and I had to wait for him

He said, just let your gas out yourself.

I took a spoon and hooked up the air vent, opened it and said, "Wow, that's great." Take a look. Corn, carrots, porridge. That's great

He said, "It's not rice, it's porridge?"

I said, "I have added too much water, uh, why, little prince, it's so unpalatable..?" This carrot is so unpalatable, so unpalatable!

He laughed.

I said, it used to be baked with rice and it was delicious with oil, but this is too unpalatable, what should I do?

The little prince just laughed.

The phone kept falling, and I yelled at the phone: Don't fall off, it's really annoying

The little prince laughed again.

I said, everything else is delicious, but the carrots are a little unpalatable. Then I want it to be fished out and eaten here, not at the table.

He said, "Yes."

I said, take it out and eat the fried rice.

And he said, Is there any food?

I said, no, it's cloudy.

He said, it's all cooked, it's also rotten, how can you eat fried rice?

I said, it's better if it's cooked, it's fried quickly, and my rice can be eaten four times. Oh, and I can also scrambled eggs to eat.

I gulped on it, picked out the carrots, and said, "I fell asleep last night, you should have called." I opened that power-saving mode on WeChat, but I didn't receive it

He said, it's okay, it's okay

I said, then I can't say goodnight to you

He said, it's okay, I won't tell you

I said, okay. I slept until half past two, how tired I was, and I fell asleep when I lay down

He said, I also want to know what you are doing, being a thief?

I laughed and said, it's all mosquitoes pinching, I really hate mosquitoes, I hate them to the bone. What are you looking at

And he said, Behold thee

I said, I thought, what about you? Are you in good spirits today?

He said he was still sleepy

I said, then you have to eat something to make up for it, eat dumplings, because dumplings are sleeping.

He said, "Why are you so smart?"

I said, sheep can too. sheep sheep sleep

He said that there was no mutton

I said, then you can only eat lamb skewers and the like, there is pork jerky, and beef jerky doesn't seem to have koshiki. My mom pretended to be in good spirits today and bought a sewing machine

He said, "Why do you buy a sewing machine?"

I said she also likes to do a little DIY

He said that the aunt was still at home and did not go to work

I said, yes, I can't be idle, the boss told him to go to work on the 16th,

He said it would take four more days

I said, it's really boring to be locked up at home. The key is that my dad doesn't accompany her, he only cares about playing by himself, and he is one of the more vicious people

And he said, What nonsense?

I said,I don't know how to play with my wife at all.,If you're like this in the future.,I'll ignore you.,Play with two people playing together.,I'm holding my phone and having fun there.。。 Ah. Now the more I eat it, the better it tastes, and the carrots are also delicious.

I asked Liu Pinxian if she remembered the brand of noodles I used to make for her, she found a similar one on the Internet, I just received the goods today, it was the one she was looking for, and the two of them were surprised by the coincidence.

The little prince saw the screenshot conversation between me and Liu Pinxian, and saw that his head was also screenshotted.

I said, I didn't send it to others, I want to show others the photos, and I must see the best photos of the little prince.

He said, what to eat on a cloudy day

I said, cook noodles and eat them in the morning on a cloudy day. My second sister bought me leggings and received them today

He said that if you buy a pair of pants, you have to wear leggings

I said, any comments? Eat well. Next, I'm going to boil eggs and eat them, no, no, no, lettuce first, and then if I don't eat it, it's yellow.

Watch me cook lettuce, and don't forget to tell me to add a little salt.

And he said, Is thy bread ripe this morning?

I said, "The cake is very hard." My teeth were so tired from biting them that I never did it again.

And he said, "Do you think I have fooled you?"

I said, make carrot cake on a cloudy night,

He said he was going to chop up the carrots.

I said, "I've got a shredded thing."

And he said, Didn't you eat porridge? You get lettuce to eat

I said, because I haven't eaten vitamins yet.

He said, then why don't you eat porridge with lettuce

I said, it's okay to be separated

He said, "You're such a ghost." Are there any green onions left?

I said, yes. It's a cloudy Friday

He said, week by week fast. I'll transfer the money to my sister

I said, I did a lot of sleeves today, I'll send you a picture. Start washing the dishes.

He said, "No."

I said, why are you so inquisitive?

He said, I only have curiosity about you

I said, don't lie to me. I don't have any curiosity about what I make, how can I have curiosity.

After washing, I went to the balcony, and he started acting and said, wow, such a beautiful sleeve must have been bought

I said, I did it. Ah, you lie to me again, you did it on purpose, to amuse me,

I opened the book and he said, can you read it?

I said, you mean you're too handsome for me to look at?

He said, then I'll avoid it for a while, and let you take a good look at the book

I said, "Then you want to have fun."

He said, I don't play

I said, you're eating melon seeds, have some water next to you, you're really a squirrel

He said that people are rats.

I laughed and said, then I posted so many photos of cats today, are you afraid?

He said, "I'm eating cats and mice."

I said, I found that the mice in the cartoon are more powerful, and the cats are so stupid.

He said, one ear, black cat sheriff

I said, I haven't seen it

He said, "How did you get to be in your childhood?"

I said, I'm looking at the crayon Xiaoxin

He said, "Uh... How is the company doing lately?

I said, Mr. Xu said for a while that it was best not to order, and then said that the factory did not cooperate, and the order would be less. It's a contradiction

He said, do you want to go to my sister's side, you are in charge of the sample, and my sister is responsible for taking orders

I said, no, it's better not to work together, and it won't be easy to get any problems in the future.

He said, "You say that, you don't have a family business yet?"

I said, I'll read my book,

He said, then I won't tell you, otherwise you won't be able to stand it if I put it aside. The mind is not in the book

So we said goodbye, and he went to call the queen mother.

After an hour, I was sleepy, and the little prince asked me how much I had watched

I squeezed out six words

He laughed and said I didn't want to learn for a long time, and I directed and acted and said, "Oh, why hasn't the little prince come back?" It's definitely a game.,Ignore me.,I don't want to read anymore.,It's hard to make excuses.,Come back quickly.,

I said, you directed and acted by yourself, and I just didn't have the physical strength

He said, "I called for 61 minutes, and you read six words."

I said, I have eaten a lot of biscuits, I can't fall asleep, take the biscuits and eat, and I won't be sleepy.

He said, "If you take such a big bowl, you must have finished eating."

I said, I'll take a few pieces and put them in a bowl every once in a while. I've eaten half a pack now. I kind of want to make cookies

He said, "Well, it's good to make the noodles first, and make the biscuits."

I said, I'm so angry that my heart feels uncomfortable. I clutched my stomach.

He laughed and said, "Your heart is sagging." Ahem, you close the book.

I said, on a cloudy day, I started to read the treasure book, the pocket book

He said, you still have to go to work on a cloudy day, don't you? There is certainly no time to look at work

I said, take a look after dinner

He said that he would be in a daze after eating

I said, not in a daze.

He said that he would read a sentence of six words for an hour in a daze that night.

I said, "Oh, I don't know why, it's weak, it's limp." Now I don't have the strength to squeeze the toothpaste, my hands are smiling, and I don't have the strength to hold the cup. Although there were no mosquitoes that bit me last night.

He said, there's no excuse, right, I guess I didn't want to read yesterday, and then said, I'm so sleepy, I'm so tired, it's all mosquitoes that bother me. I can't find an excuse for the night.

I brushed my teeth, unable to smile.

He said that a classmate asked me how to write a model essay because the article was not written. I said my girlfriend wrote it. She said, where is there such a girlfriend, I said, the state sent it.

I said, do you want to help her?

He said, "I asked if you could write it for you."

I said, free help.

He said, then I'll recommend you to her, and you can get it when you have time. I don't have time

I said, okay.

I chatted with the guy and said it was cloudy to show her. Anyway, I'm pretty good at writing papers, and I've used to translate abstracts for people.

I said, "She's a man and a woman."

The little prince said that she was a woman, and men would not recommend you to him.

I laughed. Ask about her age

He said, "Older than us, with a baby."

I said, I'll see if this person is in love, in fact, friendship has nothing to do with age. I have a friend Cathy who is much older than me, and it doesn't affect our friendship

When he saw the rumors of the salary adjustment or something, I said, the little prince is so concerned, it can't be pressure. The pressure doesn't have to be so great,

He said, of course, you have to pay attention

I said, I don't need you to raise you anyway.

The little prince washed, I made a video with my sisters, and my brother-in-law was going to Huizhou, Guangdong Province in the near future.

Hung up the phone, the little prince had already called, I didn't receive it, and I replied to him. Speaking of the leakage of the balcony, no wonder the water was so loud that I couldn't sleep before, and it was cold and noisy, it was better to have a small room, and I only slept in a small room in the future

He read me an anecdote about a Chinese man in Italy who dried chicken wings on a balcony and was reported as a bat by the local people. He also shared with me the famous words of the Foreign Secretary, asking for what he wanted.

I changed towels for the balcony and lay down to sleep.

He talked about my interactions with her classmates. I said show her on a cloudy day

He said that you can also learn yoga from her when the time comes

I said that it is not simple to help others in return. It's not the same for the rice, so I'll have to pay it back next time.

He said, you are rubbing, continue to rub next time

I said, I'll just rub you a few meals, and you didn't make anything else, right?

He said, "You're going to eat my whole life."

I said,I'll tell you a secret.,I reset my phone today.,That diary software had a problem in May and June last year.,Once you update the software.,It's all gone.。。 A lot of people have been writing diaries for 7 or 8 years, and that's it

He said, "If it's gone, it's gone." It's still better to write by hand

I said that handwriting is not safe, and the electronics will not be lost. I've written 800,000 novels now.

He said, "I feel pain in the half of my head, and even in my eyes

I got nervous, and he said it was okay

I said, don't stay up late or anything

He said that he couldn't stay up late, and he was old

I said, I can't stay up late, so I stayed up twice, just to feel what it was like? That's what people have this kind of curiosity, and the Bible says that when you don't know what sin is, you may not be contaminated. But knowing that something can't be done, curiosity comes out instead.

He still rubbed his head, and I said, should I go to bed early

He said, "Two minutes to go."

I smiled happily and looked at him for two minutes. Say, the little prince won't be any pressure

He said, "No."

I said, that's good.

Good night little prince