What he said made me difficult to answer for a while, I can't say that I haven't read, right?

"No, when I was studying, I was very honest, and no girl looked down on me." I replied honestly.

I didn't fool him, and when I was studying, no girls really paid attention to me.

"Won't it?" Long Xiaoxia seemed to be surprised: "Your appearance and temperament are enough to be a star, so do you have a girlfriend?" ”

I smiled faintly and arched my hand: "Brother Long is polite, I still have a girlfriend." ”

"Look at you like this, don't you look like an honest person, do you trick others into getting laid?" Long Xiaoxia seemed to be very interested in this aspect, and kept asking.

Asking such a privacy question, it seems... Not very friendly, right?

"I didn't lie to her, she was on me."

Long Xiaoxia stared at him with big eyes and said, "Damn, cow." You said no? Kobayashi. ”

"It's... Yes. Lin Ji said with a red face.

Long Xiaoxia turned the fort to Lin Ji at this time: "By the way, second brother, are you still a chick?" ”

In Long Xiaoxia's cognition, college should say goodbye to the past, including his former girlfriend.

Lin Ji was not good at words, so he silently took out a box of Durex from his slanted shoulder bag and showed it to us....

This made Long Xiaoxia's face turn green, and he smiled awkwardly: "Feelings... I'm the biggest one, huh? ”

"Anyway, are you going to keep talking? Let me tell you, there must be big beauties in our class. Long Xiaoxia repacked his words and said.

"How do you know?" Lin Ji asked.

"I can't say that, I can tell you, if you want to start early, if you don't want to be in the same school, you have to step on two boats..... It's not impossible. ”

Long Xiaoxia's words made Lin Ji's eyes light and he was silent...

I watched the reaction of the two of them, and silently cursed in my heart.

But I have to admit that what they think is probably what most people think.

"What about you? Don't try? Long Xiaoxia pointed his gun at me again.

"Let's talk about it." I was casually perfunctory.

"Good!" Long Xiaoxia suddenly became energetic: "Since you all have such thoughts, then we are not alone on the road to hunting beauty, I wish our three brothers success, come and go." ”

"It's done!"

Now their mood is even more lively.

"Boss, stepping on two boats, will it be too much... Scum? Lin Ji blushed and asked slightly drunk.

Long Xiaoxia didn't think about it, and didn't care at all: "Every time you slaughter more dogs, you are all scholars, and there has never been a shortage of romantic guests in history. How good we are, and we don't lie to them to get married. It's not called scum, it's just gluttony. ”

Lin Ji seemed to hear a strange thing: "There is still this statement? How come I've never heard of it? ”

"Brother, your history class is still not thorough, come, brother will give you a good lecture." After Long Xiaoxia dried a bottle of beer in one go, he said: "Do you know that the Yuan Zhen who once wrote down the sea was difficult to water, except that Wushan is not a cloud?" ”

"You know, isn't that meaningful?" He's in a circle.

"Do you know his story? Before entering Beijing to catch the exam, he and his cousin made a private lifelong agreement, after the exam, he abandoned his childhood sweetheart's cousin, and instead asked Wei Cong, the daughter of the official eunuch family, to ask for marriage, and after Wei Cong married him, he didn't know how to cherish it at all, and he ate and drank with some friends all day long, not seeking progress, and he didn't even find out that his wife was sick, which led to his wife's death. It's a blessing. ”

After saying so much, he didn't feel tired at all, and continued to bomb: "And what else is Xu Zhimo, who I waved my sleeves and didn't take away a trace of clouds, you know?" Then the story of him and Zhang Youyi, Lin Weiyin, and Lu Xiaoman must be known to many people, so I won't talk about the specifics, right? If you don't know how to do it yourself, go to the school computer room and Google it. ”

I didn't even know that there was still this knowledge, where did this kid get so much knowledge? Although it is true, the values of the ancients are still ..... It doesn't work, does it?

"So, second." Long Xiaoxia pursed his mouth and said, "There is no need to have a psychological burden at all. ”

Lin Ji's eyes lit up: "Okay, okay, I listened." ”

Long Xiaoxia nodded with satisfaction, and was very satisfied with the successful brainwashing of a comrade.

Well, now it looks like this is a scumbag in the dormitory.

"Boss, it's almost time now, let's go, shall we? It's time for the roll call party. Lin Ji saw that Long Xiaoxia was getting more and more drunk and was afraid that he couldn't help but order a few more dishes, so he hurriedly urged him to leave.

When it came time to check out at the front desk, good guys, it cost nearly 500, and in 2005, 500 was already a huge amount of money for a student who asked for a salary in the housekeeper.

Long Xiaoxia deliberately let us see the number on the bill, Lin Ji looked at this number, and couldn't help but feel even more empty.

“aa... Right? Lin Ji asked with a lack of energy.

The corners of Long Xiaoxia's mouth twitched slightly: "What are you talking about, I'm the boss, of course I have to come to this meal, I'm invited." ”

Lin Ji's expression immediately burst into gratitude, and sure enough, it was the easiest to use money to buy people's hearts.

Judging from Long Xiaoxia's dress and temperament, it is not difficult to see that he should be a little tyrant at home.

.......

At eight o'clock in the evening, the class party finally ushered in. The three of us sat down in the classroom early.

"Hey, I'll just say it, there must be beautiful women in our class, now that they're all in college, it's time to grow up, those who engage in art, there are not many things, it's just that there are many beautiful women, this pool is big, are you afraid that there will be no fat fish?" Long Xiaoxia said proudly.

"By the way, dick, what school is your girlfriend in? Does it affect you to pedal two boats? He then asked.

Lin Ji pondered for a while and said, "She is still in her third year of high school. ”

"Then this relationship can't be stable, I suggest you find one directly at the university." Long Xiaoxia said indifferently.

"I think so." Lin Ji nodded: "You have to do it when it's time to do it, I noticed the eyes of those animals." ”

I don't care about their theories, high school is not reliable, and college is not much more reliable.

"Boss, why don't you speak? With so many warblers and swallows, don't you have any ideas? Long Xiaoxia asked me.

"Nope." I shook my head firmly, and in order to dispel the idea that he was brainwashing me, I added: "They're not as pretty as my girlfriend." ”