"Suck and suck...... Well? Odd and unusual.

Brother Yang, Hu San, it's the first time I've eaten the chicken flavor from the somen noodles, it's fresh and fresh!

Could it be that my Hu San is so hungry that he can't even eat vegetarian meat? ”

Seeing that the fox was lying on the table and eating the dishes heavily, Yang Congxun suddenly grinned.

"What kind of vegetarian food tastes like meat, this noodle is cooked in chicken broth.

The vegetarian food of these big families is a name, and it looks like a pixel fast.

In fact, it is full of precious tonic such as chicken soup, sea cucumber, abalone, and bird's nest.

Hu San, you don't want to think about it, how many of the female dependents of those big families who fasted and recited Buddha were born fasting and taking vows?

A group of people who have always been accustomed to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, if they were really served the kind of vegetarian food in the temple without putting a drop of oil, how could they eat it?

After a long time, aren't they all hungry? ”

finished, Yang Congxun casually picked up a bun from the table and shook it at Hu San.

"Don't look at this bun as inconspicuous, the outer dough is made with meat oil from the duck and eggs.

Although the filling inside is called carrot fungus winter melon, none of it is genuine.

The 'carrot' is shredded Jinhua ham, the 'fungus' is diced matsutake mushrooms, and the 'winter melon' is bird's nest stewed over a simmer.

The stuffing is also mixed with shark fin stock, which is a lot of work. ”

"Really?"

When the fox heard this, he scooped up a bun from the plate, threw it into his mouth, and when he bit it, the pair of eyes narrowed into a pair of slits.

"Well, does it really smell fishy?

This time it really increased my knowledge, and it turned out that vegetarian dishes can do this......

Hey, Brother Yang, since this somen noodles are cooked in chicken broth, isn't there a pot of stewed fat chicken in the back kitchen now? ”

After that, the fox raised his tail and nodded at Yang Congxun.

"Brother Yang, you eat first, brother, I'll come when I go."

But he didn't want to, the fox just turned around with a 'hehey' smile on his face, and the tail behind him was pulled by Yang Congxun.

"Brother, you are dead of this heart, that pot of fat chicken has already been divided by the people in the room to drink and fight teeth, and now the things on this table are not enough for you to eat?"

"So?"

When the fox heard this, he pouted very much.

"These things are delicious, but after all, there is no feeling of tearing the meat with your teeth."

"So that's it?"

Yang Congxun nodded when he heard this: "Hu San, don't worry about that pot of stewed chicken, I'll get you something delicious." ”

After that, Yang Congxun picked up a bun from his plate and smiled mysteriously at the fox.

"Let's go, let's go to the lotus pond and get two big herring back, and I'll scrape fresh fish fillets for you to eat later."

A quarter of an hour later, the Xu family was in the back house.

"Brother Yang, you're a little unkind...... Won't you take me to catch a big herring?

Just, just the two-foot-wide ditch in front of us, the catfish in it can't be saved! ”

"Shhh

This ditch was made by my uncle and their elegant gathering, drinking and fun, and floating wine glasses, and if there were fish in it, it would really be called a ghost.

We're going to fish behind the rockery in front of us, but I'll have to hear if there's any movement over there. ”

"Movement? What's moving? ”

"Naturally, it's quiet."

Yang Congxun's face suddenly turned red, and he lowered his voice and added: "Especially the movement of girls taking a bath." ”

"Girl, girl bath? In the middle of the night? Still in the lotus pond? Brother Yang, what have you done? ”

After Yang Congxun explained a few words, the fox Hu San realized that there had always been some misunderstandings about people in an immortal family like himself.

At least in the time of Confucius, this 'bathing in Yi' was really taking off his clothes and jumping into the water to take a bath.

After washing, I have to spread my hair and let the wind dry, humming a song all the way home.

The so-called 'the wind dances, sings and returns', it has to be such a pleasant artistic conception.

However, this man washed in the water and finished refreshing, but he didn't let his own woman go into the water to be refreshing, which is a bit unkind.

The problem is that if men and women are washing in the same river, it's not good if they don't pay attention to what they shouldn't see.

But everyone is not willing to give up the fun of going into the water, so what should we do?

At the beginning, the solution was to divide the river, this section of the river belonged to the man, and that part belonged to the woman, but then there was another problem.

Since it's out to play in the water, you have to play with each other, otherwise you splash me, I splash you, you have to go crazy, what are you doing in the water?

But if you don't care to splash your clothes on the side of the road while you're playing in the water, you'll have to go home in wet clothes.

This river is divided between men and women, but the road to the river can't be divided!

If a man or a woman is on the road, the wet clothes of one side are close to the body...... Oops, indescribable, indescribable.

The final solution is to distinguish the time period, the man has to work hard in the field, and he has to go into the water to cool down when he sweats.

Therefore, at noon, the head is washed by the man, and the female relatives of the family go to the field to deliver the meal and hurry home.

At this time, women should not go to the river if they are fine, early morning and dusk are the time for you to go into the water and relax.

That's why Confucius said 'don't look at indecent things', which means that if you encounter such an embarrassing situation on the road, you should quickly turn your head to the side, pretend to be enjoying the scenery on the side of the road, and let the other party take the opportunity to walk over.

"Hu San, you may also see that my uncle is very fond of ancient styles, so he did not hesitate to create a qushui liuzhen in his back house that can be drunk in a cup.

So he also built a bath with white marble in the corner of this lotus pond where you can go into the water and relax. ”

It is the so-called 'clear water out of hibiscus'.

As long as it is a sister who can have a little appearance, there is no one who doesn't like to use lotus flowers and lotus leaves as a background.

As soon as the photo came out, the flowers were soft, the people were more delicate than the flowers, and the whole person was like turning on the filter to beautify the skin and polish the skin, and the Sensei was more upgrade...... You know what I'm talking about.

But the problem is that this lotus flower is beautiful, and there is really a bit of that under this lotus pond.

There is the so-called 'out of the mud without staining', the mud under the water is not deep and does not grow lotus roots!

It's okay to play in the water, but who wants to step on knee-deep mud for it?

And Xu Dahu, who is rich and wealthy, ingeniously used precious white marble stones to build a large bath basin for his daughter in a corner of the lotus pond.

Later, Xu Dahu asked skilled craftsmen to make a gate that can be controlled by a winch to adjust the amount of water flowing into the lotus pond at the water source that flows into the lotus pond.

In this way, by adjusting the amount of water flowing into the lotus pond through the sluice, the water level in the pond can be made to be one finger deeper than the edge of the white jade bath.

In this way, the living water that flows from the Yi River outside the wall will only flow through the lotus pond and will not enter the white jade bath.

When the air turns hot and Sister Xu wants to go into the pool to play in the water with her female companions, the servants and women of the courtyard will clean and scrub the white jade bathtub in advance, and then lift the gate to control the flow of water.

As the amount of water flowing into the lotus pond increases, the water level in the pond will slowly rise until it reaches the edge of the white jade bath.

In this way, the crystal clear water on top of the pool water will fill the entire bath.

When the sister goes down to the basin to play in the water, she will have the illusion that she is playing in the lotus pond because of the lotus lotus leaves close at hand by the bathtub, and she will not be disappointed by stepping on the mud.

"Sounds like a fun setting, but what does it have to do with your plan to catch herring?"

"Of course, it matters, after the water in this pond rises, the swimming fish that originally stayed in the lotus pond may swim into the bathtub along the flowing water.

This herring is a meat-eating fish, so it is most suitable to use this ham vegetarian bun as bait to lure it in. ”

I saw Yang Congxun stingy with the bun in his hand: "As long as we see a fish swimming into the bath, let's go to the upstream source and put down the gate."

As soon as the water level in the lotus pond dropped, the herring that swam into the bathtub was trapped inside. ”

, Yang Congxun slapped his head violently: "Hey, I almost forgot, there is a hole on the east side of this white jade bathtub that can open the drainage."

As soon as the plug that blocked the hole is pulled, the water in the bath will be drained, and we can go into the bath to pick up fish.

That's what my cousin and I did when I took a bath. ”