The merciful gentleman's crotch is less amorous - count the virtuous and famous eunuchs in history

Continuing the previous style, this will be another chapter full of topics.

A friend with a tiger's head asked me: "You wrote in the article that Liu Zhaoxuan has been obsessed with women since he was reincarnated, so that he has to race against time to run into the willows in the smoke alley as soon as he returns to his upper body, which is not right, right?"

You must know that in his previous life, he was Emperor Jiajing's close attendant in charge of the Danfang, a eunuch, and he didn't have that kind of words under his crotch, why was he so obsessed with women? ”

And I replied to him that in order to get out of the shadow of losing the most basic dignity of men as soon as possible, many eunuchs in history would deliberately cultivate their interests and hobbies in other areas in order to divert their attention.

Therefore, since ancient times, the eunuch industry has produced many talents. However, there are also some eunuchs who make a private appointment with a familiar palace maid in order to taste the warmth of family life.

After the two were released from the palace when they were old, they found a secluded house, formed a meaningful husband and wife, and maintained a platonic sexless marriage with each other.

At that time, it was called 'anti-food'.

What I never expected was that this guy was not interested in any virtuous figures among the eunuch class in history, and was only curious about what 'anti-food' was, so I had to write about it.

Does this guy still know what the word shame is?

If you don't want it to get your wish, you must start with the virtuous people!

The first person to appear on the stage was Gao Lishi, who was known as "the first person of the eternal virtuous eunuch".

Put down the bricks in your hands, I didn't write nonsense, Gao Lishi was indeed called 'the first virtuous eunuch of the ages' by later generations, which is evidenced by historical records.

Gao Lishi (684-762), whose real name is Feng Yuanyi, his ancestral home is Panzhou (now Gaozhou City, Guangdong Province), a famous eunuch in the Tang Dynasty.

Gao Lishi's greatest merit is to assist Tang Xuanzong Li Longji to pacify the rebellion of Empress Wei and Princess Taiping (these are two waves), so that the imperial court quickly returned to normal, and laid a political foundation for the prosperous era of Kaiyuan.

After Wu Zetian's death, Zhongzong Li Xian was cowardly and incompetent, so the power of the court slowly fell into the hands of his wife Empress Wei and daughter Princess Anle.

In the fourth year of Jinglong (710), Zhongzong was killed by Empress Wei and Princess Anle.

Murdering her husband and father, or a cowardly person who has no threat to his power, how many do you say these two poisonous women are?

It was in July of the fourth year of Jinglong that the later Tang Xuanzong Li Longji and his aunt Princess Taiping staged a coup d'état in order to cut off the Wei Hou party.

In this coup d'état, Gao Lishi used his power to take the initiative to open the gate of the Forbidden Palace, and persuaded most of the Yulin troops who defended the palace to rebel.

This enabled Li Longji and his entourage to successfully kill Wei Hou's party.

Later, Empress Wei fled into the flying cavalry camp alone and was beheaded on the spot by the general, and his daughter Princess Anle and the female official Wan'er of the same party were ambushed one after another.

The rebellion of Empress Wei was thus completely put down.

However, Princess Taiping, who staged a coup d'état with Li Longji, did not want the shrewd and capable Li Longji to succeed to the throne.

Princess Taiping wants to change to a puppet who is easier to control as the emperor, and finally obeys the government by herself.

As a result, the warrior who once slayed the dragon eventually became an evil dragon.

In the second year of Xiantian (713), Princess Taiping and her party secretly poisoned Li Longji's food and wanted to kill them at the palace banquet.

This move was seen through by Gao Lishi, the chief of the chamberlain, and Li Longji was secretly notified in advance, so Li Longji said that he was sick at home and did not go to the banquet.

So Li Longji and his party secretly gathered soldiers and horses, and launched a 'congenital coup' three days later to completely exterminate Princess Taiping's party.

After that, Li Longji killed his aunt's family and ascended the throne as Tang Xuanzong, who founded the Tang Dynasty.

Okay, the bookbag is no longer hanging, let's focus on Colliers.

According to the "Book of the Tang Dynasty", after Li Longji ascended the throne, Gao Lishi was awarded the title of Yinqing Guanglu Doctor (from the Sanpin Wensan Official) for his meritorious service in quelling the chaos, and served as the same official of the Ministry of Internal Service (Chief Eunuch).

In the early years of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Gao Lishi concurrently served as the general of the right guard (deputy chief of the Imperial Forest Army).

Gao Lishi is cautious in doing things, and Li Longji commented at that time: 'When Lux is in power, I will sleep steadily'...... I couldn't sleep without him.

The famous calligrapher Zhang Shaoyi also praised Gao Lishi: After the death of the martial arts, Webster's peeking at the treasure has become a ladder of disaster.

Gongshi marched forward bravely, and rose up with his sword. Supporting the emperor's fortune is prosperous, and the benefits of Zuo Daren are seen.

Since then, he has met Techong, the minister of ministers, and decided to do things.

The public is neutral and not leaning, the king is not arrogant, obedient but not obscure, and admonished but not offended. Therefore, there is no gossip in the near future, and there is no cross-talk in the distance.

In the Anshi Rebellion, the loyal Gao Lishi escorted Li Longji all the way to Chengdu, and returned to Chang'an with Li Longji after the chaos was settled.

Such a loyal eunuch, even his evening festival is remarkable.

In March of the first year of Baoying (762), Gao Lishi, who was exiled by Li Longji to Qianzhong (now Guizhou Province) for the design and framing of the villain Li Fuguo, was amnesty and returned to Chang'an.

However, when he walked to Langzhou (now Zunyi City) and met someone from the capital, he learned that Li Longji had died.

At that time, Gao Lishi looked north to Chang'an and cried all night, and finally vomited blood and died, and was posthumously presented to the governor of Yangzhou by Li Yu, who succeeded to the throne of Xuanzong, and ordered him to be buried in Tailing (the tomb of Li Longji).

With the body of a eunuch, and get the name of loyalty, inherit the king's grace but not arrogance, exile has never hated, hear the lord's mourning and cry martyrdom, after death can get the honor of accompanying the burial of the deceased.

said that Gao Lishi is the first eunuch of the ages, you can't refute this.

However, the ridiculous thing is that the Gaolishi that people talk about today often say that he is flattering and flattering, and takes off his boots for the great poet Li Bai in order to please Yang Guifei.

In fact, this was purely the intention of the literati of later generations, and Gao Lishi had never done this at all.

First of all, the incident of 'wrestlers taking off their boots' did not leave even the slightest shadow in the history books.

The first to record this incident was Li Jun's "Miscellaneous Records of the Pine Window", and later Duan Chengshi's "Youyang Miscellaneous Tales" also recorded this incident.

As the name suggests, these are two notebooks with relatively low credibility.

Especially in "Youyang Miscellaneous", there is actually an article in it that someone saw the land lord holding a bloody thigh, and he was so gnawed down...... Do you dare to believe this kind of book?

The second is that the relationship between Colliers and Li Bai is actually quite good.

In the "Tang Zuo Picks Up the Remains of Hanlin Scholar Li Gongxin and Preface" made by Jinshi Fan Chuanzheng for Li Bai, it is mentioned that Gao Lishi once saw Li Baijiu drunk, and was afraid that he would fall into the water, so he took the initiative to help him get on the boat.

(Shi Gong [Li Bai] has been drunk in the Han Garden, and General Gao is helping to board the boat.) ）

This article is an epitaph engraved on Li Bai's tombstone.

If the author dares to write nonsense, he will be beaten by the poets and fans on the street.

Therefore, the credibility of this article is very high, at least there will be no deliberate slander of Li Bai and Gao Lishi's friendship.

The third is that Gao Lishi's literary talent is quite good, and Li Bai has always respected people with literary talents, and it stands to reason that he will not deliberately humiliate a literati by taking off his boots for himself.

According to records, when Gao Lishi was demoted to Guizhou, he walked to Wuzhou (now Huaihua City, Hunan) and happened to see a lot of camellia beside the road without anyone picking and eating, and he was sentimental and sang immediately.

"The two capitals are sold by catties, and Wuxi is not picked. Although Yixia is the same, the smell will never change."

This is the level of blurting out and relying on a thousand words; Just looking at this one, it's not bad for Cao Zhi's seven-step poem!

It's nothing more than Colliers, who has always been cautious and has always refused to leave any written handle in front of people.

In addition to the great change of mood in his later years, he occasionally left this song, he did not write down the rest of the poems, and future generations naturally have no way of knowing.

Okay, let the male number one go down and rest for a while, and please invite the male number two Qin Han.

Qin Han (952-1015), a eunuch general of the Northern Song Dynasty, was a native of Lulu (now Langfang, Hebei).

Song Taizu entered the palace and repeatedly participated in the battles of resisting the Khitan and the Liao.

He was brave and strategic, very good at leading troops, and often took the lead in battle, and was wounded 49 times.

In the end, Qin Hanguan went to the deputy envoy of the herdsmen, and led the Pingzhou regiment training envoy, and posthumously presented the Beizhou observation envoy and the Zhangguo military festival envoy after his death.

Just by saying it so simply, you definitely don't understand Qin Han's merit status.

Let me invite a contemporaneous general of the Northern Song Dynasty to make a comparison with Qin Han.

General Yang, please!

Yang Yanzhao (958-1014, 6 years younger than Qin Han and died 1 year earlier), whose real name is Yang Yanlang, was attached to Yang Liulang in the commentary.

In fact, he was the eldest son of Yang Ye, a famous anti-Liao general in the Northern Song Dynasty, and a native of Taiyuan (now Taiyuan, Shanxi), a famous general of the Northern Song Dynasty.

Stories like "Yang Jiajiang", I am too lazy not to quote them, anyway, they are all over the Internet.

Let's just look at the final rank of the two generals.

So what kind of official is General Yang? Baozhou Defense Envoy!

According to the official system of the Song Dynasty, the Zhangguo Army Festival Envoy and the Beizhou Observation Envoy posthumously presented by Qin Han after his death were all from the second grade, and the actual Pingzhou regimental training envoy was the third grade.

Below is Yang Yanzhao's defense envoy from Sanpin Baozhou!

You must know that the Northern Song Dynasty implemented a political strategy of promoting literature and suppressing military force.

Therefore, the promotion and removal of military attaches in the Northern Song Dynasty must match the real results, and they will not be able to get high-grade military attachés by blowing their beards and patting horses.

With Yang Yanzhao's brilliant record, he only matched a third-grade defense envoy, and a eunuch like Qin Han, who was already unpopular, would only be more excluded in the officialdom.

Therefore, his official title can say a lot.

Okay, that's a lot to say.

Now back to the original question, why do some eunuchs who have permanently lost their male functions so obsessed with the affairs of men and women?

I think this is actually the stress compensation effect of the organism itself!

Under normal circumstances, the secretion of sex hormones in the human body is actually inhibited to a large extent.

As soon as the content of sex hormones in the body is high, it will constantly trigger sexual stimulation and promote active mating and mating......

If this is the case every day, let alone people, there are examples of bulls in the breeding station dying of exhaustion!

After castration surgery, due to the lack of the most important male sex hormone secretion organ, in order to maintain the level of sex hormones in the human body as much as possible, the pituitary gland at this time will actively order some other endocrine glands in the human body that are not mainly secreting sex hormones to start secreting a large number of compensatory hormones of replacement sex hormones, which is the compensation effect.

It should be noted that because it is a compensatory secretion, this newly secreted hormone is likely to be very different from the original sex hormone.

For example, the eunuch's beard generally doesn't grow back...... However, it is not necessarily, it is rumored that Tong Guan, the eunuch of the Northern Song Dynasty, had a black beard.

When the eunuchs are all to the point of growing beards, there is no one in this buddy.

To take an unproven hypothesis as an example, dopamine (α, β adrenergic hormones) is mainly by stimulating the adrenergic receptors of the sympathetic nervous system (α and β1) and dopamine receptors located in the kidneys, mesentery, coronary arteries, and cerebral arteries to enhance blood circulation, and can clinically treat various acute shocks.

Functionally, dopamine should be an adrenaline hormone.

It is a hormone that helps humans to increase their blood flow speed and exercise ability when dealing with deadly dangers, thereby increasing their chances of survival.

But you know what? When a man and a woman fall in love with each other, the human pituitary gland begins to secrete dopamine continuously.

So we have the so-called feeling of hitting the deer in our hearts...... The deer didn't hit you, but your cardiovascular system exploded at the high blood flow rate brought by dopamine.

Until now, the scientific community has not been able to explain why humans secrete large amounts of dopamine, a life-saving hormone that should only be actively secreted in extremely dangerous environments, when they fall in love.

Could this be the legendary love and killing?

In my opinion, a reasonable hypothesis is that the living conditions of ancient humans (the age of the apes) were extremely harsh, so there was not much time left for humans to look at the moon and fall in love.

The most important thing is to seize all the time to mate, get pregnant, and reproduce.

However, humans, who are diurnal animals, begin to secrete melatonin (a hormone) in large quantities as soon as they enter a darkly lit area.

And this melatonin can make people feel sleepy and want to take the initiative to find a place to rest.

Sleep your sister, sleep, hurry up and get up together!

A small amount of dopamine will make people energetic, to a certain extent, to offset the tiredness brought by melatonin, thereby significantly increasing the chance of reproduction.

In this way, in the course of millions of years of natural evolution, dopamine, a hormone that could not be played together with the original eight poles of love between the sexes, actually came together magically.

Therefore, humans are the only animals in nature that are addicted to pure love, while other higher mammals are only obsessed with reproduction.

For animals, platonic spiritual love is absolutely incomprehensible.

Perhaps that's the so-called answer.

Humans started out just trying to combat the negative effects of melatonin, and as a result, they turned on dopamine when they couldn't find the right hormone.

Finally, under the 'side' effect of dopamine, a series of unexpected miraculous effects were produced.

In the eyes of the human brain, how could anyone take the initiative to cut off the words that are so important to men?

So this thing must have been 'bitten' by some beast.

This is terrible, if you don't secrete some hormones and prepare to run away, the 'beast' should bite the major artery in the next bite, and if the thigh is broken, it will really die!

Maybe this is the internal reason why eunuchs in history have always been able to produce many people, right?

There are so many hormones in the body all day long that I can't sleep, and if I don't find something to divert and consume my too strong energy, how can I get it in the long run?

Therefore, among the eunuchs of the previous dynasties, some studied literature, some joined the army, and some concentrated on studying martial arts.

According to legend, Dong Haichuan, one of the top ten masters of the Qing Dynasty, was once a eunuch in the palace.

According to records, Dong Lao created his own 16 Bagua Wandering Dragon Palm, which can compete with the contemporary Taijiquan master Yang Luchan, and he has fought hundreds of moves in a row.

Dong Lao also once relied on his hands to tear off the water-soaked cowhide cord, which made people almost can't believe that this is a 'weak' person who lacks congenital yang qi after the palace punishment.

Sometimes, "if you want to practice divine skills, you must first do that", and there may also be some scientific truths in it.

The premise is that the second page of the cheats does not say "If you don't do that, you can succeed".