It's never illegal to watch the excitement,

But this time, the excitement of onlookers seems to be a little too radical......

Saw......

The tall man in blue grabbed the waiter's head,

I couldn't help but say that it smashed directly on the table,

Fortunately, I only bumped into a few stacks of cold dishes,

There are just two small bags popping up on my head,

If it hits the pot of duck soup in the open oven...... The consequences are unimaginable!

The tall man pointed to a cold and sour and spicy kelp and shouted,

"Ma, I actually let Lao Tzu eat his hair, this matter is not over today, call your boss out!"

Where did the waiter touch this posture,

I was so frightened that I couldn't speak.

"Ah...... Hate...... Right...... ...... to the

"Yes, yes, yes...... To your mother! ”

And the timid waitresses have long since retreated,

But there were a few unsightly guests who were ready to stand up and persuade them,

The short man in gray on one side calmly stroked his cuffs to reveal the dragon head tattoo in it.

Tattoo! Tap! Cow Pie! On the road!

A few words popped up in my mind......

The crowd shrank back again......

Social Bosses...... Can't be provoked......

Lao Lu and the others were silent,

Just a light drink and eat vegetables,

Ordinary people still go to provoke trouble...... Isn't it too long?

The noise in the lobby alarmed the kitchen,

A fat chef ran out with a white chef's hat,

"What's going on? Yes! Guest...... Guest...... Would you like to calm down a bit? ”

"Okay, how big are you? Lao Tzu eats your food until he eats his hair! Horses, lose money! ”

The fat chef wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Guest, I think you must have misunderstood, how could there be a strand of hair messed in." ”

The tall man laughed angrily,

kicked the waiter away and mouthed at his teammate Nunu,

The short man stretched out his swarthy and rough old hand,

Unusually calmly, he pulled out a thin long hair from the kelp thread...... It's a long and long ...... The approach is impartial...... Apparently has a deep knack for pulling hair out of food......

Shen Lang blinked, "Niu Pi, you can still see a strand of hair in such a black kelp thread...... You're the contemporary Leeuwenhoek......"

Peng Hao pouted, "The hair is just chattering, I used to eat fast food and screws." ”

"This ...... In your case, it is recommended to contact the food hygiene department as soon as possible......"

The guests talked about it,

"It's really hairy, disgusting......"

"I used to like this shop, but now it seems, hehe~"

"It's unappetizing...... ...... vomit"

"Return the money, return the money!"

How can these people see the wind and rain......

The fat chef couldn't help laughing, "Guest, these dishes are carefully prepared by our back kitchen, and it is absolutely impossible for hair to appear...... And...... And it's such a long one......"

The tall man was furious, "My brother has it in his hand...... With such obvious evidence, why are you still shirking it? Shame on your mother! ”

The helpless fat chef had to take off his hat,

Round ...... Slippery...... It can reflect brilliance under the scorching sun!

The guests immediately closed their mouths,

The chef ...... He's a bald guy!

The fat chef awkwardly explained, "As you can see, I don't have hair...... How can there be hair in the dish...... Even if there is a cockroach Xiaoqiang or something, I can apologize to you...... Hair ...... That's......"

"Ah......h

The tall and short ones are obviously confused,

I didn't expect the chef to be bald!

The quick-witted tall man immediately found a new excuse,

"Cut! You're just bald! There are so many people in the back kitchen, who is left behind! ”

In order to expound the truth of the truth,

The fat chef called out the kitchen staff again,

Not much......

Five apprentice-like boys slipped out,

The fat chef gave an order, "Take off your hat!" ”

The apprentices were awkward for a while,

before he replied "yes......

The five hats are taken off in unison,

The shiny five little bald heads were born!

123456…… Add another bald head...... You can summon the dragon Dada~

The jaws of the two men who made trouble almost didn't drop,

"Grass! Are you here a hotel or a Shaolin Temple! Is there any mistake? ”

The fat chef cried with a sad face,

poured out the water of his sorrow and bitterness all these years,

"Hair...... Say what you want...... Like a gust of fresh wind...... Drifting away......"

Fat chef middle-aged balding ...... 👴🏻

The five bald brothers are also sad,

"Hair...... Before I could take a good look, I escaped into the empty door...... Seemingly unpretentious passing years...... Unpredictable......"

The apprentices are bald heads in the family,

I haven't seen hair since birth.

The two men were directly angry,

"Ma, why don't you write poems if you're so talented! Be Nima's cook! ”

The guests laughed happily in front of each other,

It turns out that the chefs here are all bald.

So...... That long strand of hair is really weird......

Besides, their table was full of dishes served by a male waiter,

The waiter's hair is inch,

How can long strands of hair appear in meals?

The socially experienced proprietress has been observing the situation in the rear,

She paid attention for a long time and realized that these two were well-known scoundrels in the neighborhood.

Then he quickly dialed the demon spirit......

This kind of person,

The more you encourage him,

The more he is up,

Wait until he poops on your head,

My store is about to go out of business.

The proprietress is a chubby middle-aged woman,

Dressed like a cleaning aunt,

She cursed at the top of her throat,

"Don't look for trouble! I've already called someone, Zhang Xiaosan, Zhao Laosi, you two splash skin hurry up and get out of me! ”

The tall one is called Zhang Xiaosan, and the short one is called Zhao Laosi, and he usually doesn't learn and has no skills...... The main doorway is nothing more than cheating, cheating, stealing...... has a ruthless spirit...... In this area, it belongs to the headless and faceless characters......

"Grass! Dare to shout? Lao Tzu is scared! ”

"If you don't want to lose money, then don't eat it!"

The two of them worked together to tear off the dining table,

Fortunately, the surrounding diners have retreated,

Otherwise, you will really be hurt innocent......

Shen Lang sat very far away,

You can watch the play while having a meal,

emm…… Pretty cool......

It's very hot,

But none of the guests left,

Boy...... Who's going to be so interesting......

Zhang Xiaosan and Zhao Laosi stood shoulder to shoulder in the lobby,

The tone of the man surnamed Zhang was extremely arrogant,

"Shouting? Boss, why are you calling people? I want to see who you can call? Who in the generation of Confucius Temple doesn't know the name of my hob meat Zhang Xiaosan! Whoever dares to protect you, I'll split whom? I'm right, duck egg Zhao Laosi. ”

Zhao Laosi was just a small follower, and hurriedly echoed, "Yes, yes, you can have a good life today, it is all protected by Boss Zhang, do you have the spirit of knowing how to repay your kindness?" Hurry up and pay us protection money! ”

I don't want to lose face, and I directly start collecting protection fees, these bastards really have something~

Shen Lang's table lowered his head and snickered, what the hell......

Hob meat with duck poop eggs...... You're a perfect match......

In the final analysis, it's a word for money,

These two people will never leave if they can't collect the money!

There are a lot of guys in the store,

But no one dared to rush forward......

This kind of social bastard,

If you give him a slap in the face,

He can give you back a knife directly,

Who can stand this Nima......

The atmosphere is deadlocked,

Suddenly there was a man's cold reprimand outside the door,

"Who's doing something here? Do you want to come with me? ”