"Let a eunuch who is neither male nor female block the head of the bed and wake up every day, this day is really embarrassing."

"Where is this? I heard the master say that as an emperor, there is a limit on how much rice can be eaten at each meal.

Not only is only one bowl allowed per meal, but this rice can't exceed the edge of the bowl, and you can't get an extra grain of rice!

The master guessed that these eight achievements were the reason why Lord Qianlong loved to pick up the lamp at night and review the folds.

Because after working overtime, you can find an excuse to eat a working meal, and you can have more rice balls, spring rolls, and lotus seed soup for supper. ”

"Oh my God!"

Therefore, in the past, the emperor only moved a few chopsticks per meal and ordered the eunuchs to withdraw from the table.

"You thieves and men just give me vegetables but don't add food, can't I eat too much?

"This, this is really miserable."

"Worse is yet to come!

I heard the master say that there is a limit to how much time the two of them can stay together when they call the concubines to sleep in this palace, usually half an hour.

After the time, there will be a waiting eunuch who will shout outside the door with a male duck's throat: 'Your Majesty, the time has come.' ’”

If the eunuch shouted at the door three times in a row, but no one in the room said anything, they would raise their feet and kick the door......

That's right, the emperor still can't cut him out of anger, because this is also the ancestral system, and he is afraid that the emperor in the house will faint from the wind.

"I heard from the master, this is the reason why the palace often purchases drugs such as 'red pills' in large quantities, otherwise the emperor may really be unable to pay the difference when the time comes.

However, today's alchemy technology is no longer comparable to that of the Han Dynasty, and the current 'red pill' is much less harmful to the body.

On that day, the Beijing official saw such a thing in the imperial study......"

Listening to Yang Congxun, that day, the imperial history platform who was waiting for the right performance in the imperial study room learned to walk and found a verdant plate of ...... on the imperial book case Grape!

It's not uncommon to eat grapes in the palace, but the problem is that it's already the middle of winter when you wear a jacket inside!

At this time, the snow covers the treetops, how can there be grapes?

The more he thought about it, the more strange he felt, so he took advantage of the fact that he was the only one in the study, and walked forward like a ghost

He quietly twisted a green grape from the plate with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, then immediately turned back to his place and stood with his head bowed.

According to the Beijing official's later recollection, the 'grape' was thin and seedless, and inside was a bag of sweet and medicinal syrup.

Except that it doesn't look like a grape, it tastes really good.

In short, this thing is certainly not a grape, but what it looks like, he can't say.

However, to the surprise of this Jing official, less than a quarter of an hour after he ate this 'grape', he felt a ball of fire suddenly burst out of his stomach and rushed straight to the dantian, and then crossed the dantian and burned all the way to the lower body.

In the blink of an eye, his words were driven by this fire...... You should understand.

This can make this person unpossessed, and he has been waiting in the study for half an hour now

The emperor may withdraw breakfast at any time and come to the study, how can he salute himself at that time?

Failure to honor in front of the king, this is the sin of killing the head!

Thanks to the cold weather at that time, the cotton pants on this adult's body were thick (kneeling on the cold floor tiles for 39 days, who knows what it feels like).

This man was in a hurry, pinched his nose with his hand, and the whole person was like a dhara and spun in place for dozens of circles.

The man couldn't hold his breath anymore, so he let go of the hand that was pinching his nose, and then he fell to the ground with the corners of his mouth foaming at the mouth, and covered his stomach tightly with his hands.

In the end, the eunuch on duty outside the imperial study was alarmed, and after hurriedly checking the person's 'condition', the eunuch on duty summoned the Ouchi guards and pushed him out of the palace in a hurry.

(At that time, it was customary in the palace that if someone had an emergency in the palace, he had to be sent out of the palace as soon as possible, so as not to spread the disease to the people in the harem.)

Except for the emperor, empress and empress, no one else is exempt.

Even when Kangxi Ye was not on the throne, he was not allowed to stay in the palace when he had a rash.

This is also one of the ancestral family laws, and the eunuchs on duty can directly implement them according to the law, without the approval of the emperor. ）

"Now it seems that this plate of 'green grapes' on the Longshu case, the eight achievements are the 'red pills' sent to Lord Qianlong for personal use.

The effect is so strong that you can see it! Therefore, the teacher asked me if I would learn this technique of refining the 'red pill'.

Although he didn't get the formula of 'green grapes' back then, the nobles who married more wives and concubines in this capital are like the sand of the Ganges.

Therefore, this 'red pill' has always been widely marketed. Later, with the help of that adult, the teacher obtained a prescription from a merchant selling 'red pills' that was often taken by nobles in Beijing.

The teacher said that as long as I can learn this method, I will never have to worry about it in the future. ”

"Wow, then Brother Yang, have you learned this recipe?"

“…… Didn't learn.

At that time, Yang wanted to go to Guanwai as soon as possible to find out his mother's life experience, this 'red pill' was only easy to sell in the capital, and there were not many sales outside the Guan.

Therefore, Yang politely rejected the kindness of his teacher, and only learned from him how to distinguish the genius treasure of the 'mountain viewing' technique.

In the future, if you can find an old mountain ginseng outside the customs and sell it in the mountain market, it will be enough to deal with the entanglement of you and me. ”

"That's what I said, this greed can't chew too much, anyway, Brother Yang, you are still a single person now, and you won't need that recipe for a while, so it's better to learn something else......

Don't fight, don't fight, brother, I'm kidding!

By the way, Brother Yang, what are your plans for tonight's operation?

In your opinion, the demon spirit in the lotus pond can't even touch it in the water, so can the two of us lure this thing out of its hiding place? ”

"This ...... I also said it wasn't good.

It just so happens that Hu San is here to help me sum it up, why do you say that this monster is alone and only plays in the bathtub in the corner of the flower pond, but he turns a blind eye to the warriors who go into the water to explore the flower pond? ”

"Well, that's a real thing.

If we don't figure out in advance why the spirits in this lotus pond came out and why they refused to come out, I'm afraid it will be difficult for us to lure them out.

Why? Could it be that this time the monster is a pervert, and he has to see the woman to pounce up?

Wait, woman? Cosmetics? Could it be that this time it's a fish essence that likes the taste of fragrant powder? ”

"Well, it's a little possibility, but cousin, she didn't go into the water alone last time.

I heard my aunt say that there was also a girl from a nearby family who went into the water to play together.

Most of the people who can play with their cousins are also the daughters of rich families, and the incense powder they rub on them is not necessarily much worse than that of their cousins.

If the monster was really lured by the incense powder, there was no reason to attack my cousin alone, and there must be some details in it that we didn't expect.

Wait a minute!! ”

As he spoke, Yang Congxun's gaze at Hu San suddenly froze, and then he shouted in unison with the little fox.

"Dressed in water, with a sharp blade?! That monster is afraid of knives?! ”