333 Crossing Mr. Zombie 2

The original goods are not as good as the clones,

After all

The original product is a standard black lotus blue pool,

whereas

Clones are perfect for gentle little sheep......

Harm, it's my business, life is so difficult, surviving a catastrophe is a catastrophe.

Anyway, Brother Li is happy,

I'm also benefiting my neighbors.

Shen Lang worked hard in the company for a day (professional blowing),

After going home, I was stunned for a while and was ready to go to the movie world,

"Alas...... But I can't find the tooth that I knocked out at the beginning...... It should have been swept away by the cleaning aunt...... But the garbage has long been pulled away...... Forget it, I don't want to worry about it, it's just a fang...... You can't make waves......"

"Brother system, I'm ready, let's cross!"

Whoosh~Whoosh——!

A flash of white light,

Shen Lang's figure disappeared into the room.

Before crossing over, there is one thing to emphatically explain, the ninth uncle in this world is not called Lin Jiu, he is directly called Lin Zhengying, don't be surprised, it is normal for the actor's name to be the same as the name of the character in the play in that year, in short...... Just call the master......

In the world of cinema,

Lin Zhengying is a Taoist priest who is halfway up the mountain,

Cultivating the Tao and succeeding,

Then he went down the mountain and opened the door to receive the disciples,

Then I received two cheating daddy goods...... Qiusheng and Wencai.

Uncle Ying's main business is the sale of yellow paper candles.

and for the people of the town,

Meantime...... Uncle Ying will also take over some tricky problems, such as dealing with zombies, dealing with demons, such as killing ghosts, and these business of exorcising ghosts and subduing demons are slightly involved...... So it's still very popular in the town.

Now Uncle Ying's biggest business is to adopt a spirit baby.

What about the so-called spirit child,

It's the unborn babies,

It's the stillborn babies,

According to the movie setting,

These unborn babies also have souls,

Therefore, women who have abortions and miscarriages often produce irreversible sins.

These weak souls have lost the opportunity to be reincarnated because their bodies have been destroyed.

These overlooked creatures are the spirit babies.

Once the spirit baby is reincarnated many times, it cannot become an adult,

They will accumulate resentment against humanity,

Over time, it will gradually become vicious,

In the end, he became a demon...... Become a Demon Baby!

Uncle Ying collected the weak souls of heaven and earth and enshrined these spirit babies in the incense hall, firstly to resolve the grievances in the world, and secondly, to benefit the people.

If the daughter-in-law wants to hold the doll, she can spend a little (much) money to come here to take away a spirit baby, and then the well-behaved spirit baby will be reincarnated into her home.

It's like the story of the doll tethered to the mountain above......

It's just that this time there is no plot of the old monk to cultivate......

In the slightly empty old wooden house, you will be greeted by a bright red mourning hall full of ceramic white dolls, with candles burning on the offering table and a large number of tributes.

Each ceramic doll sits cross-legged with their hands folded, candles burning in front of them, and with the long scattered incense hanging from the ceiling, the room has a strong smell of incense.

There are five rows from the bottom to the bottom, and in each row there are sixteen white porcelain spirit babies sitting quietly, and there are enough to count eighty...... That's quite a lot!

This large mourning hall is called the 'Soul Infant Hall' and is located on the north side of the house, adjacent to it...... There is a statue of Zhang Tianshi on the east wall, which is magnificent, and a lot of burned incense is piled up in front of the table, and it seems that there are people worshipping incense every day.

It's already early afternoon,

The two paper lanterns hanging in the house were lit with fire,

Shen Lang narrowed his eyes......

Tipsy sunlight casts through the wooden lattice windows,

It's a little hazy...... The dust in the light is conspicuous......

The nose smells the rustic smell of the countryside,

It smells like incense...... It smells of oily smoke...... There is also the smell of cow dung......

Shen Lang opened his eyes,

"Ahh......h

Looking down, he saw that his hand was holding the old iron iron, which was placed on the stove, and it was boiling red in a short time......

"I am ......"

"Oh, I'm a literary talent."

Shen Lang instantly adapted to his identity,

I've been there once before......

Once raw and twice cooked!

"Hurry up, don't grind."

Qiusheng was holding a flower card next to him and pondering,

The whole body is obscured by the flower card, so it is not visible.

The so-called flower card is a sign surrounded by a bunch of flowers, which will be marked with the name of the idol, and then print your name in the upper corner to give the idol a piece of his heart......

Now it's much easier to send your heart,

Just buy a few more idols' albums.

"Okay~"

Shen Lang flattened the crumpled banknotes on the board,

Then use an iron to iron and make a new one.

"It's not okay yet, otherwise we won't have time for Lan Guifang to say goodbye to the studio concert!"

"Okay, okay, take it, it's like new."

Shen Lang handed over the hot banknote,

Qiusheng took it with a smile,

He folded the bill and glued it to the flower card.

The big red flower plaque is surrounded by delicious flowers,

In the center of the flower plaque, a large 'Fang' character is made of banknote silver paper.

Qiusheng smiled coquettishly, "Hehe, Lan Guifang will definitely be moved by our banknote card!" Don't ......" Qiusheng raised his finger and shook it, "With so many fresh banknotes, she will definitely be moved to cry, quack!" I couldn't help but laugh out loud ducks.

"Brother Sheng, it's the last ticket."

"Okay, it's enough, I'll take this one for me, haha."

Qiusheng picked up the flower card to appear, this is a huge heart-type flower card, "Take a look, the half-size flower card is not beautiful!" ”

Shen Lang smiled, "Uh-huh, Meidi is very~ Meidi is very~"

"Huh...... When did you change your Shandong accent......"

"Isn't this a Xi'an accent?"

Qiusheng and Shen Lang stared at each other with big eyes,

Suddenly there was a righteous coughing sound outside the house,

"Ahem......! Ahem, ahem! ”

As soon as I heard it, Uncle Ying arrived~

Two red gates hung with the gods of the door open,

Uncle Ying walked in from outside the house with a big grin.

Qiusheng hurriedly put the flower cards behind his back,

squeezed his eyes at Shen Lang and signaled not to talk too much.

Uncle Ying is wearing new clothes,

Pure white tattooed boy's shirt,

Black ties around the waist,

Hair is shiny and shiny!

Uncle Ying crossed the threshold,

While holding his own flower card and laughing,

The flower card in his hand is only the size of a human face,

Although it is also a loving ......

But it's really a bit out of the flow......

Alas, I saw Uncle Nine again, no, it should be Uncle Ying, I feel warm in my heart, mmmm! This is the most meaningful part of traveling through the world of film and television! Continue the master-apprentice relationship, hey, hey, hey~

Shen Lang and Qiusheng greeted Uncle Ying with smiles,

"Master~"

"Hello master~"

"Hmm." Uncle Ying replied lightly, he didn't look at the apprentice the whole time, he was overjoyed holding his colorful flower card, he raised his hand slightly and said, "Qiusheng, quickly take out the seal of the teacher for me." ”

"Oooo Qiusheng hurriedly stuffed the flower card hidden behind him to Shen Lang, turned around and went to the house to look for the seal.

Uncle Ying smiled while holding up the small flower card and asked, "Wencai." He motioned Shen Lang to pay attention to the flower card, which had a big 'Fang' character in it, but this Fang character was spliced with copper coins!

Uncle Ying asked with a smile, "I know you are the most honest, master ask you, what do you think of me...... This flower card is not on time! ”

Shen Lang blinked, "Master, you shouldn't mind me telling the truth." ”

"Don't mind, how could I mind."

"Really, really don't mind?"

"Hurry up!"

"Oh......"

Qiusheng felt the seal, and when he saw Shen Lang's posture, he immediately trembled with fright...... Isn't this stupid going to show off with the master...... If you are photographed by the master, you will definitely be confiscated!!