Chapter 114: When the in-laws meet, each scolds each cub
As the saying goes, the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more interesting it becomes.
Mother Song looks at Shen Lang, that's what it is.
Whether it is appearance or family property, Shen Lang is impeccable, why can such an excellent man be able to take a fancy to his daughter?
Is it love?
No, no, no...... It's blindness.
At least, that's what Song's mother thinks.
In her opinion, her daughter can't do anything if she is called one, and there is nothing left to eat.
No matter how you look at it, it is only Song who is not worthy of Shen Lang.
Song's mother just went out, so she pulled Song only and asked, "Only, are there any temples, Taoist temples, or Christianity nearby?" ”
Song only pulled the corners of his mouth and asked suspiciously, "What do you always want to do?!" ”
Mother Song poked Song Zhi's head hard: "Mom is not for you." ”
"For me?" Song was only more surprised.
Song's mother explained: "I have to hurry up and pray for incense, I hope Xiao Shen will be so confused." ”
Song was speechless, her mother's brain circuit, but she couldn't reach it.
went to the supermarket, the mother and daughter returned with a full load, Song only once wondered if his mother had robbed the bank before she came, usually even if she bought a green onion, she had to bargain, but today she bought so many things in one go.
Song was just like a slave enslaved by a slave owner, carrying an oversized shopping bag in his left hand and a shopping bag in his right hand.
"Tsk!" Mother Song walked in front with her head held high, and with a very dissatisfied "tsk", she turned her head and glanced at her: "I said can you go faster, it looks like it's noon, if you are hungry Xiao Shen, see if I don't pick your skin." ”
Song only couldn't cry or laugh, no matter how he thought that Shen Lang was his mother's own son.
"Mom, otherwise, you can fire me, and let Shen Lang be your son from tomorrow."
Mother Song gave her a roll of her eyes again: "What nonsense are you talking about, do I want Xiao Shen to be my son?" I want him to be my ......."
Son-in-law!
She turned back to Song Zhi's side and snatched a shopping bag from her hand, even though there were still ten minutes away, Song's mother still chose to take a taxi back.
Shen Lang changed out of his pajamas and put on a set of clothes that were both casual and polite, he endured the pain and sat upright on the sofa, as if he was going to receive important foreign guests, waiting for Song's mother and Song Zhi.
Song only opened the door, his hands instantly lost his strength, half leaned on the door, and complained: "Mom, I told you, there is everything in the refrigerator, and you still buy so much, when will you finish eating!?" ”
Mother Song glanced at her, saw Shen Lang sitting on the sofa, smiled awkwardly, and secretly kicked Song Zhi: "What do you know!?" Doesn't he have to take care of Xiao Shen, these are all for him to make up for his body. ”
"Xiao Shen, don't you mind, it's just that it's not usually like this." Song's mother tried her best to make up for Song.
Song only usually looks like Shen Lang knows clearly, and the typical female dick silk plus the character of the second middle school patient is definitely not covered.
Shen Lang smiled modestly and gently: "It's not in the way, I've long been used to it." ”
As soon as Song's mother heard him say this, she immediately gave Song a kick again.
What does it mean to get used to it, that's not my own daughter, who is not angry, usually in front of others.
Mother Song looked like she hated her daughter, and clenched her back molars and squeezed out a sentence that only their mother and daughter could hear: "Song only, you are usually this virtue?!" ”
"Huh...... Hehe......" Song only laughed awkwardly: "What...... How is it possible, I am usual, I am usually noble and generous, elegant and dignified. ”
"Don't fart to the old lady." Mother Song's gritted teeth with the strength of an excavator, and Song could only clearly hear the sound of "squeaky and crunch": "You wait for the old lady, see if the old lady doesn't pick your skin!" ”
Song only threw a fierce gaze at Shen Lang.
This thing was definitely on purpose, he must have wanted to kill himself with pure intentions.
She was so angry that she was itching at all, but because of her mother's presence, she could only swallow this breath.
After running for a morning, my mother bought everything for Shen Lang, but in the end, my mother didn't even buy her a bottle of Kang Shuaifu mineral water for one dollar.
Song only stuffed the entire supermarket brought by his mother into the refrigerator, took a bottle of juice and sat beside Shen Lang with a big smile, and drank it in a big gulp.
"I'm going to drink it too." Shen Lang had a harmless smile on his face, but his voice was full of provocation.
Song only glanced at him: "Drink your sister." ”
"I don't have a sister, I only have a younger brother, and I'm still brain-dead." Shen Lang glanced at the juice in Song Zhi's hand: "Get me a bottle." ”
"Go yourself." Song was only very reluctant.
Shen Lang hooked the corners of his mouth: "Are you sure?" ”
"I do...... It really should be for the sake of you being sick and getting you a bottle of juice. ”
Song only saw Shen Lang's ill-intentioned smile, and then followed her gaze to look at her mother, and immediately changed her words, drooped her head and took a bottle of juice for Shen Lang and stuffed it into his hand.
Shen Lang frowned and glanced at the juice in his hand: "Help me unscrew the bottle cap." ”
Shen Lang...... You've got enough! Song only gave a warning.
Shen Lang not only did not mean to be afraid, but also raised his eyebrows and glanced at Mother Song again.
"Okay, okay, I'll screw it." Song only unscrewed the cap of the bottle and stuffed the juice back into Shen Lang's hand: "You drink slowly, it's better to choke you to death!" ”
Shen Lang let out a meaningful "um" and tasted the juice carefully.
He didn't know why anyone liked the cheap juice made from this spice.
"I'm going to drink freshly squeezed juice." Shen Lang put down the juice bottle and raised his eyebrows to look at Song Zhi.
Song only glanced at her mother, and saw that her mother was busy preparing a perfect tonic soup for Shen Lang, and when her mother was unprepared, she grabbed Shen Lang's collar: "Shen Lang, I warn you, don't go too far, otherwise when my mother leaves, I will break off your front teeth." ”
"Oh?! Is it? Shen Lang suddenly raised his voice and said, "You're going to break my front teeth?" Why? ”
Song only suddenly felt two fierce eyes shooting behind him, and he would not look back, Song only knew that it was her own mother, and her dear mother was threatening with her eyes.
The cruel and terrifying expression on her face instantly turned into a gentle fat rabbit, she smiled and gently patted Shen Lang's neckline: "Look at you, your clothes are still wearing them when they are out of pleats, take them off in a while, and I'll iron your clothes." ”
Shen Lang couldn't help laughing: "Don't you want to squeeze juice yet?" ”
"I'll go. I'll go now! ”
Shen Lang was very satisfied with Song Zhi's performance.
If he had known that Song's mother had such a strong deterrent, he didn't have to deceive Song at that time, but only wrote an unequal IOU to himself.
He carefully and seriously considered a serious issue, and perhaps he should leave Song's mother behind.
In this case......
Thinking about it, Shen Lang couldn't help laughing.
Song only glared at Shen Lang angrily, hating to push him down from the upstairs directly.
"Song only!" Song's mother shouted, "Come and help me cook." ”
The buttocks are not yet hot, and the humble little Song wants to become a little chef and help cook, however, the delicious food made by her mother has nothing to do with her.
Mother Song made a pot of Codonopsis black chicken soup, scooped up a spoonful and tasted the saltiness: "Let me tell you, this Codonopsis black chicken soup is the most suitable for Xiao Shen, he is injured and weak, you have to give him more nutrition." ”
Song only nodded reluctantly: "I know." ”
Mother Song twisted her ears: "You give me a little serious, if you can't learn, look at me ......"
"Skinned me!"
"Skinned you!"
The mother and daughter said in unison.
Song only felt that there was no place for himself in this family.
She really wanted to run away from home, so that she couldn't see it.
The doorbell of "Ding Dong" was like a life-saving straw for Song Zhi: "I'll open the door, I'll open the door." ”
She flew to the door, and the moment she opened the door, Song only hated to rush into Yao Qiandai's arms and cry loudly.
Close relatives!
She finally saw her loved ones!
"Oh my baby, you miss Auntie." Yao Qiandai put down the bag in her hand and hugged Song Zhizhi tightly.
Song only had tears in his eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "Auntie, I miss you too!" ”
"Kid, what's going on today?" Yao Qiandai looked at Song Zhi's teary eyes and gently touched her head: "Did Shen Lang bully you?" See if I don't peel him! ”
Forehead......
The corners of Song's mouth twitched slightly.
Why do middle-aged women like to peel so much?
When she heard Yao Qiandai's words, she was so aggrieved that she couldn't help it, she squeezed out her tears and pouted aggrievedly: "Auntie, if you don't come again, I'm afraid you won't be able to see me." ”
When Yao Qiandai heard this, she threw the Hermes platinum bag in her hand on the ground, rushed into the house in a rage, and scolded Shen Lang with her head and face.
The expression on Shen Lang's face instantly froze.
What is called happiness and sorrow, and what is known in the early days, why bother in the beginning.
Looking at the current Mr. Shen, everything is self-evident.
Shen Lang's gaze passed through his dear mother and fell on Song Zhi's body.
I saw that Song only folded his hands and hugged his chest, and his feet shook and swayed.
Alas! Retribution comes too quickly like a tornado.
"Alas, alas......" Mother Song looked at a woman about the same age as herself, and scolded her prospective son-in-law, and immediately became unhappy, she walked out of the bar quickly, like an old hen protecting the chicks, and protected Shen Lang behind her: "Who are you, you?" Why are you scolding us Xiao Shen? ”
Yao Qiandai turned her head and stared at the middle-aged woman in front of her, with the degree that Mother Song and Song were only similar, she didn't have to guess who the woman in front of her was.
"You're a mother, aren't you?" Yao Qiandai smiled and pointed at Shen Lang: "I am the wife of this little rabbit cub, please take care of me when we meet for the first time." ”