Chapter 13: Zuan's Speech (4,000 words)

"It's not up to you to decide if it's perfect or not!"

"No," the candle dragon argued, "that if it can be destroyed, it is not perfect!" ”

The old dean was out of anger, and at the same time, tears flashed in his eyes. "So, if I destroy you, you won't be the most perfect Demon Emperor."

"We are brothers, brothers with their heads on the ground," said the candle dragon nonchalantly, "and you will never do anything to me." ”

"Now we are enemies!" The old dean clenched the awl, "Say, what are you doing here?" ”

"I'm looking for an apprentice." The candle dragon snaked its body, looking down at the Earth that had been moved into the distance.

"Apprentice?" The old dean was stunned, "The pawn who just arrived today?" That's your apprentice. ”

"It's just a pawn, she's not worthy," Candle Dragon said disdainfully, "I'm going to find a real apprentice, teach him what I've learned all my life, and let him finish my unfinished business." ”

Only then did the old dean come to his senses. "You're here to take in apprentices?"

"Yes," the candle dragon shook his body, "swear by the heart of the candle dragon." ”

"You can't do anything," the enemy's affairs must be stopped, the old dean gripped the hemp rope, "Hurry up and go back to Chaos, and tell the Chaos Lord that sooner or later I will go and get his dog's head." ”

"For the sake of the Great Mother Goddess," the candle dragon discussed in a low voice, "we don't want to fight each other. ”

"You betrayed her," A flame appeared behind the old dean, burning with a misty Taiqing aura, which seemed to be the first flame after the opening of the world. "You don't deserve to be her offspring."

"It really makes me sad," the candle dragon whispered, "I am not welcome in my brother, so I have to go back." ”

The huge black shadow slowly retreated, and to the old dean's incredibleness, the candle dragon, known as the number one demon emperor in the past, retreated like that.

"Well, it must be that I have been cultivating all these years and scared him," he put away the stone cone and hemp rope, and thought to himself, "When did you go to the Chaos Lord to fight alone?" ”

The candle dragon retreated into the distance, and his white eyes suddenly lit up.

The flood was reversed, and the entire universe was lost in the light of that eye.

A large expanse of black light, winding in all dimensions, spreads into the solar system.

It is difficult to describe the way in which such an attack takes place, and the so-called "roundabout in all dimensions" can be understood as an attack from all dimensions together.

If you want to intercept this kind of attack, you must scan all dimensions with your divine mind, find out the angle of all attacks, and then block them one by one.

That's what the old dean did, and the firelight burned through all dimensions in an instant, and under the powerful divine thought, the black light of each dimension was nowhere to hide.

"Sneer......"

Black light was constantly melting, and the green smoke was enough to sweep away a starry sky.

On the Princess, the puppet looked at the scene in front of him stupidly, and he couldn't believe it was real.

There is no doubt that the man and the snake fighting in the distance are the top powerhouses in the universe, and they stand at the top of the pyramid, maintaining the balance of the entire universe.

Now, they were fighting, and under the terrifying and vast fluctuations of spiritual power, all dimensions were trembling.

"Boom!"

A flash of black light shattered, and without any warning, there was an extra vacuum in this barren starry sky.

"Oh my God," the puppet said to himself, "I've witnessed a divine war!" ”

This is a real god war, a duel between the top powerhouses of the pyramid, and each one will go down in history.

"You've become stronger," the candle dragon was using his means, and between his words, the voice of the Great Dao Lun burst like a tsunami, "but you can't stop me, because I don't want to compete with you!" ”

"You can try!"

The old dean said in a deep voice, his divine thoughts swept through the Eight Desolations, and the primordial fire was raging everywhere, and the black light in all dimensions turned into green smoke.

The battle didn't last long, and the candle dragon quickly retreated. He felt that in the depths of the humane universe, several powerful breaths were rushing towards him.

The fluctuations of the Divine War were too great, the entire Yinhan Galaxy was trembling, and the entire universe was alarmed.

However, as the candle dragon said, it was difficult for the old dean to stop him, because his purpose was only to plant a seed.

For a character like them, it is very difficult to annihilate the other party, but it is very easy to do a few simple things against the other party's Taoism.

Therefore, when he left, a little black light silently disappeared into the distant earth.

The big man from the depths of the starry sky arrived, and several powerful breaths that shook the stars spread all the way to the edge of the universe.

What happened after their arrival is unknown, at least not the puppets.

As the candle dragon left, he set his sights on the Princess, and with a sigh of breath, the Princess was enveloped in a powerful dark force and submerged into the endless void.

"Since you're bored," the darkness was in front of him, and a voice rang in the puppet's ear, it was the candle dragon, he thought, he was actually talking to me, "I'll send you to do something fun." ”

When he saw the light again, the Princess came to a deep sea.

The next day, on the bus to Longhu Mountain, Jiang Yan saw an expert refuting rumors.

He didn't know what happened last night, but he knew something must have happened.

If your house suddenly moves three miles aside, you should always notice something unusual, even though the process is silent.

Many people have noticed that public opinion is in the dust, and although it does not point to the facts, it has moved closer to the supernatural realm.

Longhu Mountain is located in Jiangnan West Road, the water is beautiful and the mountains are green, along the way, the scenery is very pleasant.

Jiang Yan was in a good mood, although his colleagues still turned a blind eye to his attitude, as long as he thought that this trip was invited by Li Xiaoran, he felt that the scenery in front of him was even more beautiful.

Li Xiaoran's mood was not very beautiful, even if he tried his best, he still couldn't spend a good night with He Dao last night.

What's wrong? He was really excited at this time, he sat in the last row of the bus, and when he saw Jiang Yan'an in the middle of the carriage, he thought:

"Enjoy this last good time."

The corners of his mouth curled in a cruel arc, like a butcher walking towards a sheepfold.

At noon, the bus arrived at Longhu Mountain.

According to the convention, every time the company organizes a trip, it will always be accompanied by a leader speech that is more smelly and longer than bullshit.

They stayed in a four-star hotel with a conference room, and after lunch, everyone gathered for a meeting.

According to He Dao's request, Li Xiaoran and Jiang Yan did it together, and she was about to announce that incredible plan.

Yes, incredible, it was her first thought when He Dao told her.

Will he really go? She glanced at Jiang Yan quietly, and for some reason, her face turned red.

Jiang Yan was fiddling with his laptop at the moment, and he was quite familiar with electronic devices for professional reasons.

Although Li Xiaoran's body fragrance made him feel ape, he really wanted to cherish this opportunity to have a good conversation with her, however, there were more important things to do.

He's downloading a piece of software.

"What are you doing?" Li Xiaoran couldn't help but ask him, "What kind of software is this?" ”

"Virus software," Jiang Yan explained, "can make the computer stay on one page." ”

"What are you downloading this for?" Li Xiaoran was a little puzzled.

"You'll find out later." Jiang Yan smiled, thinking of the speech on his mobile phone, he actually felt a little cruel.

He forced me, he ignored my efforts, and he had to pay the price.

At one o'clock, the leaders were late.

The first to enter the venue were a few big bosses, then several general managers, and then a dozen supervisors.

In fact, the number of leaders alone is already approaching the number of employees present.

Over the years, there have been more and more such strange images, whether in schools or public institutions, more and more people talk and give orders, and fewer and fewer people actually do practical things.

The big boss started talking, then the general manager, then the supervisor.

When it was the supervisor's turn to speak, the director of Jiang Yan's department was suddenly startled, and then he set his eyes on Jiang Yan.

"Ding!"

Jiang Yan received a text message.

"Xiao Jiang, has you finished the speech I asked you to write last time?"

I have to say that a leader is a leader, with a thicker face and a worse memory than ordinary people.

"Hehe," Jiang Yan said two words, "It's almost your turn to speak, and you're starting to be anxious?" ”

His phone soon rang again:

"Xiao Jiang, you must not be emotional, I didn't think about the promotion, and it will definitely be your turn next time."

As the time for the speech approached, the leader's tone was almost low.

Jiang Yan didn't say anything, he was stuck in time, he had to wait until the moment the supervisor started to speak, and then send him the speech.

The reason for this is to prevent him from seeing the content beforehand.

His cell phone is ringing non-stop, and the supervisor is bombarding him with text messages, like a love crit for a lover in love.

Finally, the Director stood up and walked to the podium, his face pale.

When he sat down, Jiang Yan sent the speech over.

The director sat down with a pale face, and then he saw a flashing QQ avatar.

He moved his mouse sideways, and a document popped up.

He looked at Jiang Yan with an expression like a pig that had seen snow for the first time in the winter of the southern country.

"Dear leaders, hello everyone, it's a pleasure to mourn here," the director seemed to be on a roller coaster, and the violent fluctuations in his emotions made him ignore what he was reading, "On such a sunny afternoon, a funeral ceremony was held for the parents of the leaders." ”

As he read this, he finally realized that something was wrong.

Parents? Funeral? He was pondering the meaning of the words.

These words seem to be a bit out of place, well, they shouldn't be on occasions other than funerals.

He suddenly realized something, and immediately put his face on the computer screen.

Then, as if he had just finished the ice bucket challenge, he stayed on the stage.

Jiang Yan looked at this scene, and he felt that he was probably like this at the morning meeting yesterday.

The supervisor looked up at Jiang Yan.

Jiang Yan looked at him and nodded slightly, he felt so refreshed.

He felt that such a way of revenge was much smarter than knocking him with a fishing rod in his office and then being taken away by the police.

And that's exactly what happened.

Just like the supervisor, the person who listens to him has a process of acceptance.

After a brief moment of consternation, there was a stir in the audience. It was as if there were 10,000 mad dogs barking at the same time in the conference room.

Some people's faces are flushed with excitement, some people's faces are full of iron, who is iron-blue, don't you need me to say?

The supervisor stopped reading, but someone in the audience was already reading it quietly.

"Longhu Mountain is a beautiful place, and there are many famous hanging coffins on the mountain. I am so glad for the leaders, because their parents can rest here and be in the company of the immortals......"

The Director immediately recognized the problem, with a projector in front of him and a large screen behind him.

The speech was put on the big screen.

At this moment, he showed agility that did not match his bloated physique, and quickly reached for the computer.

However, this was in vain, Jiang Yan had already sent the virus software.

The computer rang twice, and a few strange characters popped up, and the screen was still a speech.

The supervisor went to look for the power plug again, but it was an unfamiliar environment, and the plug could not be found for a while.

Someone recognized the heel and laughed: "Hahaha, isn't this Zu'an's words?" ”

Someone reacted quickly and took out his phone to take pictures.

They realized that it was a joke that could be the news of tomorrow.

A flash light came on, and the director stood up and yelled, "Don't shoot!" ”

"Don't shoot anymore!" A big boss stood up and said, "Break up, break up!" ”

A staff member rushed in and unplugged the power.

The big screen went black, but the employees of the company were very excited, and the crowd was crowded outward, and they couldn't wait to share it.

The director was trembling, and he was being reprimanded by the big boss. It is conceivable that his future must have been bleak after this incident.

When Jiang Yan passed by, he seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and he pointed at Jiang Yan. "It's him, leader, it's all good things he did!"

"What do you mean?" Jiang Yan was stunned, "The director's speeches are all written by others?" Just ask someone else to help you be a supervisor. ”

The Director opened his mouth to argue, but the words were so sharp that his barren brain was momentarily overwhelmed.

The big boss stopped him and wanted to ask for an explanation, but Jiang Yan slipped away.

He felt so good in his heart, he didn't care about anything anymore.

Fire me, he thought, this unruly garbage company.

At the foot of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, in the cave, Lin Mengdie fell into danger.

After Bai Yuntian finished saying that sentence, the entire Cave Heaven Blessed Land was blessing him.

It was a formation left by the Heavenly Master, which could easily destroy all demons.

"Xuantian Great Mill Plate!"

Bai Yuntian snorted lightly, condensed the Xuantian Great Mill again, and strangled Lin Mengdie.

The golden Tiange force slashed down, and the Xuantian Great Grinding Disc was split into two.

Lin Mengdie put away Tiange and turned pale.

This was the fifth millstone she had broken, and the same moves, the same power, were even more tricky for her.

She was in someone else's cave sky, in the middle of the big array, unable to absorb the aura of heaven and earth.

Her spiritual power is used to reduce every point, but the other party has the source of living water, and the spiritual power is endless, and the means are endless.