Chapter 6 Zhu Bajie: Who dares to rob my daughter-in-law?
Dongsheng Shenzhou.
On the top of a mist-shrouded mountain.
Suddenly, the clouds and mist surged, and a cloud of light and shadow broke through the void and slowly landed.
"Finally out of danger......"
Gu Ming looked around for a while, and then he breathed a long sigh of relief.
It seems that Li Shan's old mother's talisman is really effective, and it can be imagined that her magical powers are really unfathomable.
For this encounter, Gu Ming didn't feel lost or anything.
After all, how many years has he only been cultivating?
Even if the lives of the two lives are superimposed, they are only a few decades.
Those two guys are the six-winged divine angels second only to the Angel King, and I am afraid that they have been cultivating for thousands of years.
Besides, there can't be too many gods of this level like the Holy Angel in Beiju Luzhou.
"Let's find a place to heal first......"
Gu Ming thought too lazily, so he found a secret cave nearby and began to meditate and pranayama.
After recuperating for two days, after being full of blood, Gu Ming left Dongsheng Shenzhou and came to the Wusi Tibetan Kingdom located in Xiniuhe Continent.
The reason why Gu Ming came here was naturally to go to Gao Laozhuang to find Zhu Bajie.
Speaking of which, Zhu Bajie is also a poor person.
Originally, he was the marshal of Tianpeng under the seat of the Jade Emperor, in charge of the Tianhe, majestic and majestic, and commanded tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals.
However, this guy has a problem: good wine and lust.
As a result, this problem caused a catastrophe.
Once drunk, he actually teased Fairy Chang'e in the Heavenly Palace...... The picket spirit officer of the Heavenly Palace stepped forward to dissuade him, but Zhu Bajie did not listen to the persuasion or speak, but fought with the picket spirit officer.
After that, he also arched down the bullfighting palace and stole the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass.
For this reason, the Jade Emperor Tianyan was furious and demoted Zhu Bajie to mortal reincarnation.
I didn't think about it, I don't know where the accident happened, or if someone did it on purpose...... In short, after Zhu Bajie was demoted, he actually cast a pig fetus......
The dignified canopy generalissimo turned into an ugly pig demon, and Zhu Bajie's mood can be imagined.
After that, he called himself Zhu Gangguan and went to the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, not only occupying the cave, but also occupying the second sister Mao, the owner of the cave......
According to Zhu Bajie's self-report, the second sister Mao later fell ill and died, so he went to Gao Laozhuang to plug in the door and marry Gao Cuilan.
Gu Ming was skeptical of such a statement.
After all, Second Sister Mao is also a demon who has achieved cultivation, how could she die of illness inexplicably?
The original book did not mention the reason, and Gu Ming's follow-up Journey to the West was also mentioned in passing.
However, this time, since I came to the Journey to the West world before learning the scriptures, I may be able to figure out the real reason, and even change the sad fate of the second sister Mao.
After coming to Gao Laozhuang, Gu Ming inquired, and sure enough, Gao Cuilan had not yet reached the age of leaving the pavilion.
So, Gu Ming entered Fuling Mountain again and began to look for Yunzhan Cave.
After walking a short distance into the mountain, Gu Ming sensed a wisp of demonic energy. I followed the demonic qi and walked over, and finally saw a woman and a little demon collecting medicinal herbs in a forest.
"Who?"
Gu Ming deliberately stepped forward with increased steps, and the woman suddenly felt something, and couldn't help but glance at Gu Ming with a wary face.
"Little lady, don't be afraid, it's just an occasional ...... here"
"Let's go!"
The woman frowned, shouted at the little demon, and then turned and left.
Because she could sense that Gu Ming was by no means an ordinary person, more things were better than less.
"Little lady, wait, I want to ask how to get to Yunzhan Cave?"
As soon as she heard Gu Ming mention her cave mansion, Second Sister Mao's face changed, and she said coldly: "Who are you?" What does Yunzhan Cave do? ”
"Hehe, there is no malice in Xia, but I heard that Marshal Tiancang is nearby, and I guessed that he might live in Yunzhan Cave, so I asked the little lady about it."
"You...... What are you doing with my old pig? ”
Second Sister Mao inadvertently revealed her identity.
"Oh? It turns out that you are the second sister Mao? Bow down! ”
Gu Ming smiled and arched his hand.
In fact, he had already guessed that if there were other female goblins in this mountain, I am afraid that they would also be occupied by Zhu Bajie.
In fact, although Zhu Bajie also had a lustful problem when he served as the marshal of the canopy in the Heavenly Palace, he was still a little personable, and the big deal was to flirt with him, and he would not use strong means.
Besides, I don't dare, after all, there are many rules in the heavenly court.
This went down to earth, mistakenly voted for a pig's fetus, and suddenly became a pig demon, and anyone who was replaced would have resentment in their hearts.
As a result, it has become a lazy and lascivious pig demon image.
Seeing Gu Ming's polite appearance, coupled with an elegant atmosphere all over her body, the vigilance in the heart of the second sister dissipated instantly for some reason, and the heart of favor was born spontaneously.
So Ying Ying immediately returned a salute: "Childe is polite, the little girl is just a little demon in this mountain, and I hope that Childe will not laugh." ”
"The little lady doesn't have to feel inferior, as long as she is dedicated to the Tao, I believe that the little lady will also have a day when she will be ranked among the immortals."
As soon as she heard this, the second sister Mao's eyes were even more fluttering, and she blessed her again: "Childe is really good at coaxing people, little girl, thank you for Childe's good words!" ”
I couldn't help but sigh secretly in my heart, the stinky pig at home knew how to eat and sleep all day long, slept and ate, and never knew what sweet words were, and the old lady's life was really bitter......
With a good impression in her heart, the second sister Mao was too lazy to ask about other things, and warmly invited: "Yunzhan Cave is not far from here, why don't you go with the little girl?" ”
"Okay, then thank you little lady."
So, the two talked and laughed all the way to the cave.
The little demon ran back in advance without a word.
"King, King, it's not good......"
This little demon is clearly a master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and as soon as he returns to the cave, he begins to shout.
Zhu Bajie was sleeping in the cave, and when he heard the roar of the little demon, he couldn't help but turn over and wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said angrily: "What are you yelling about? Didn't see the old pig sleeping? ”
This guy cast a pig fetus, but inherited the nature of the pig at the same time, greedy and sleepy.
This is also the biggest dissatisfaction of Second Sister Mao.
In her heart, she was reluctant to marry Zhu Bajie. Anyway, she is also a beautiful woman, so naturally she also wants to find a handsome man.
However, his strength was weak, and he was not Zhu Bajie's opponent at all, so he could only admit his fate in the end.
But after getting married, Zhu Bajie was really too lazy, he ate and slept every day, woke up and ate, or hugged her as soon as he was interested......
Finished and slept.
When she meets such a man, can the second sister not be angry?
"Don't sleep with the king, if you sleep again, grass will grow on your head."
The little demon thought it was very humorous, but Zhu Bajie looked confused, and subconsciously reached out and touched the top of his head: "Can grass grow on your head after sleeping?" ”
"The king, the small means ...... The king is going to be green......"
"What?"
At this time, Zhu Bajie finally understood, drowsy and flew up, and jumped up suddenly.
"Who is so bold? Dare to touch my old pig's daughter-in-law? ”
"The king, a little white face, coaxed the lady into a smile in just a few words. No, the kid talked and laughed and accompanied his wife back to the cave. ”
"Wow, wow, wow, angry old pig, you dare to bring the wild man back to the cave?"
"Your lord, you have to go out and have a look, in case the lady is ...... with that kid on the way."
Zhu Bajie's eyes were even more blood-red, and he roared: "Hurry up and take the old pig's nine-toothed nail palladium!" ”
Little Demon: "...... Small...... I can't take it! ”
"Rubbish!"
Zhu Bajie scolded angrily, and as soon as he raised his hand, the nine-toothed nail palladium flew into his hand, and his fat body suddenly became extremely flexible, and the wind rushed towards the outside of the cave.
As a result, as soon as I arrived outside the cave, I saw a man and a woman talking and laughing.
"Wow, wow, angry old pig! Boy, come here! ”
Seeing that his wife was really intimate with a man, Zhu Bajie stared at his blood-red eyes, and needless to say, he rushed forward with a nine-tooth nail palladium.
"Stop, King!"
Second Sister Mao's face was pale, she shouted hurriedly, and subconsciously moved her body sideways to block in front of Gu Ming.
"Get out of the way of the old pig!"
Zhu Bajie saw that his wife was still protecting the little white face, and he was even more angry......
"Old pig, did you misunderstand something?"
Gu Ming stood in front again without showing a face.
"Come less, I am a pig-like pig, my heart is open, and I will accept my life!"
The nine-tooth nail palladium swung again.
"Okay, then I'll accompany you through a few tricks."
Gu Ming flashed to the side, and Bi Luo held it in his hand.
"Hey, you two don't fight ......"
The second sister stomped her feet in a hurry.
"I'll settle accounts with you later!"
Zhu Bajie snorted angrily, and then his body formed a ball, rushing towards Gu Ming like a big ball.
As soon as Gu Ming's thoughts moved, a boulder suddenly rose on the ground.
"Boom~"
Under the fierce collision of Zhu Bajie, the boulder shattered in response.
"You have the ability to pick up the old pig with palladium!"
Zhu Bajie jumped up, condescendingly and smashed the palladium down.
This nine-tooth nail palladium can be extraordinary, its original name is Shangbaoqin gold palladium, which is tempered by Taishang Laojun with divine ice iron, and forged by the power of the five gods, the pure thunder spell, and the six dings and six armors.
The weight of the nine-tooth nail palladium is 5,000 and 48 catties, although it is not as good as the Ruyi gold hoop stick, but the power is also good, the grade is higher than the ordinary magic weapon, and it belongs to the category of spiritual treasure.
In the face of this palladium, Gu Ming didn't dare to be careless.
However, he wanted to test his strength, so he swung a heavy sword and took this move.
"Childe be careful!"
Second Sister Mao knew that her man had brute strength, coupled with the power of the nine-tooth nail palladium, ordinary people couldn't take it at all, so she snorted worriedly.
This shout made Zhu Bajie even more jealous, and his strength increased a little more.
"The king's men are merciful......"
"Boom!"
In the field, almost at the same time, the exclamation of the second sister Mao and a huge roar sounded.
For a while, smoke and dust flew all over the sky.
A deep pit several feet in size also appeared in the ground.
"Huh? What about the kids? ”
Zhu Bajie subconsciously looked at the deep pit, and then looked around suspiciously.
"King, that kid is behind you......"
The little demon also came out of the hole at some point and yelled at Zhu Bajie.
"Eat an old pig with palladium!"
Zhu Bajie immediately hit a palladium.
However, it fell short.
Gu Ming took Zhu Bajie and a palladium, and he also had a number of his strength.
I have to admit that Zhu Bajie does have a bit of brute strength, and he just had a little difficulty in taking this palladium.
Of course, what Gu Ming is good at is not fighting with his opponent with brute force, and fighting hard with Zhu Bajie is naturally a bit of a loss.
Merely...... Now he's got to do what he's good at.
"Okay, I picked you up with a palladium, and you should take me too!"
"Afraid of you? Come on, come on, old pig wait, see what tricks you can play. ”
Zhu Bajie said provocatively with a fearless look.
"King, son, don't fight ......"
"Shut up, you stinky bitch still dare to protect this kid in front of the old pig? Do you wish the old pig lost, hello and this kid live and fly? ”
"You...... You ......"
Second Sister Mao was so angry that she couldn't speak.
I see!
Gu Ming couldn't help but smile, no wonder this guy was desperately stance, it must be that little demon who said a lot of bad things behind his back.
So, Gu Ming couldn't help but glance at the little demon......
The little demon was startled, subconsciously took a few steps back, and stammered, "Stare at ...... What are you doing staring at me? You...... You can win the king of my family first. ”
Gu Mingle said: "Okay, if I win the battle against your king in a while, I will peel you and cook you in the pot." ”
"Help, King!"
The little demon was so frightened that he quickly slipped to Zhu Bajie's side.
"Useless things, get out of the way, don't lose the face of the old pig."
Zhu Bajie kicked the little demon away angrily, and then said to Gu Ming: "Boy, you dare to rob the old pig's daughter-in-law, today there is you without me, with me without you!" ”
"Bastard, what are you talking nonsense?"
Second Sister Mao was shy and anxious.
It's true that she has a good impression of Gu Ming, but this is really human nature.
Just like a man will always take a few more glances when he sees a beautiful woman, everyone has a love for beauty.
"I'm too lazy to argue with you, and I'll clean you up when I turn back. Boy, don't be sluggish, hurry up and make a move. ”
"Okay, be careful!"
Gu Ming slowly raised his hand, and then waved it in the air......
"Whew!"
A blade of wind swept away.
"Hmph, what kind of ability do you have to dare to have such strength?"
Zhu Bajie disdainfully brandished the nine-toothed nail palladium, and instantly defused Gu Ming's offensive.
As a result, before he could take care of himself, the little demon exclaimed: "The king and the little ......"
Before he could say the word heart, Zhu Bajie felt that his body suddenly pulled, and his body suddenly lost control and fell to the ground.
It turned out that there were a few more vines on the ground at some point, like a spiritual snake entangled Zhu Bajie's feet.
This is the new natural element that Gu Ming realized after upgrading: wood!
Mu is one of the five elements element, after mastering this element, Gu Ming's physical strength or injuries can recover faster, and at the same time, he can also control the power of wood against the enemy.
Zhu Bajie's strength belongs to Zhigang, and the strength of Mu is extremely soft, which just restrains this guy.
"Bang, bang!"
Zhu Bajie was furious and struggled hard, and soon broke free from the vines that bound his legs.
However, before he could stand up, countless vines sprang out of nowhere to surround him......
"You think you can trap the old pig with this?"
Zhu Bajie disagreed, and swung the nine-toothed nail palladium and smashed it violently......
But unexpectedly, these vines have strong toughness and elasticity, and their vitality is also very tenacious, even if they are interrupted, they still twist and continue to wind.
"Bang, bang, bang......"
In the sky, there was a fierce thud and a roar of Zhu Bajie's anger.
It's a pity that no matter how angry he is, no matter how fierce he attacks, he can't get out of trouble, and he has a sense of aggrieved that he has nowhere to go.
In the end, he simply turned into a real body...... A huge wild boar.
After revealing his true body, Zhu Bajie began to ram violently.
Not to mention, his frenzied force almost broke through the encirclement of the vines.
But after all, he was still unable to defeat the law of softness and rigidity, and he was so tired that he was panting like a cow, sweating profusely, and every time he thought he was about to get out of trouble, but in the end he ran out of strength and was still trapped in the dense vines.
"Don't play, you are skinny, use some evil tricks to deal with the old pig."
Zhu Bajie turned into a human body again, sat on the ground and began to play tricks.
"The King's ......"
Second Sister Mao was speechless, and she couldn't wait to find a crack to drill down.
If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, and you have to find some reason to say that others are using crooked magic.
Gu Ming took away the vines and said happily: "Then what kind of move is not crooked magic according to your meaning?" ”
"You have the ability, you have a face-to-face fight with the old pig, and you are not allowed to ...... Spells are not allowed. ”
Zhu Bajie said with a smile on his face.
"If I don't use a spell to win against you, will you accept it or not?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned, subconsciously glanced at the second sister Mao, gritted his teeth and said, "If you win against me, except for my daughter-in-law......
And the life of the old pig...... There is also a nine-tooth nail palladium...... And this cloud stack hole......
In addition to these, the old pig will promise you whatever conditions you propose. ”
"That's what you said!" Gu Ming put away Biluo and showed the Qinglian sword: "Now, I will use this sword to fight with you, if you lose, you are not allowed to rely on the skin again." ”
Zhu Bajie was suddenly happy: "Hahaha, don't be a skin, don't be a skin, whoever is a pig is a pig!" ”
Gu Ming: "......"
Second Sister Mao: "......"
Little Demon: "......"
"Well, pick me up and get a palladium from the old pig!"
This time, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to despise the other party anymore, and without waiting for Gu Ming's time to prepare, he immediately picked up the nail palladium and smashed it hard.
Before the change, Gu Ming may not be sure to win Zhu Bajie.
But now, this guy's physical strength is estimated to be almost exhausted, and as long as he avoids head-to-head confrontation, he will definitely be able to defeat this guy.
So, Gu Ming adopted a flashing trick and used his light and agile body to fight with Zhu Bajie.
This is also the shortcoming of Zhu Bajie.
Relatively speaking, his body is much more clumsy, and he has been chasing Gu Ming's figure, turning more than a dozen times in a row, and the whole person is a little dizzy.
"Hey, you're a fool!"
Zhu Bajie shouted angrily.
"What did I do? It's useless to say that you don't use spells. ”
"Yes...... But the old pig is talking about face-to-face fighting, what's the matter with you always hiding and hiding? It doesn't count, it doesn't count ”
"Okay, then I'll fight you face to face."
"Hahaha, okay, come on, come on, now let's see how the old pig cleans you up!"
Zhu Bajie was suddenly in a good mood.
It's a pity that he is now at the end of his crossbow, even if he is hard-hitting, Gu Ming will not fall behind at all.
"Bang, bang, bang......"
"Bell, bell, bell......"
A fierce metallic sound echoed in the sky.
The little demon swallowed his saliva secretly, walked to the second sister Mao with a flattering face, and said with a salivating face: "Madam, do you think the king will win?" ”
It's okay not to open your mouth, but the second sister of Mao suddenly became angry, and kicked the little demon away: "Bastard, if you didn't mess around, how could they fight?" ”
The little demon turned over in embarrassment and muttered, "It's not that the little one is worried that Madame won't be able to control it for a while......"
"How dare you talk nonsense?"
Second Sister Mao gritted her teeth and shouted angrily.
"Don't dare, don't dare......"
The little demon hurriedly shut up.
And at this time, Gu Ming finally found an opportunity, and his power exploded in full force.
"Old pig, take me a sword!"
"Boom~"
A sound that sounded like thunder.
The airflow cracked instantly.
The void seemed to be about to crack.
A huge sword shadow descended from the sky.
"Good time!"
Zhu Bajie was actually a little weak in his heart, but he refused to admit defeat with his face, and roared and gritted his teeth and raised the nine-toothed nail rake to take the sword.
"Boom!"
The shadow of the sword disintegrated.
However, Zhu Bajie's body also flew out upside down under the backlash of this powerful force, and even rolled and flew out more than ten zhang before landing heavily, and the nine-toothed nail palladium also flew to the side.
"King!"
The little demon hurriedly rushed forward.
Second Sister Mao also glanced at it with some concern, and when she was about to step forward, Zhu Bajie had already turned over and spit out a few mouthfuls of dust in her mouth.
"Old pig, can you take it now?"
Gu Ming stepped forward with a smile and asked.
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and asked slyly, "What to take?" Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, today the old pig lost, tomorrow you can fight again! ”
This time, not to mention Second Sister Mao, even the little demon can't stand it.
It's really rare to be so shameless as a person.
"King, didn't you say before that whoever cheated was a pig?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Yes, the old pig is originally a pig, is there any problem?" ”
Gu Ming: "......"
Second Sister Mao was so angry that her face turned red, she stomped her feet, gritted her teeth, and pointed at Zhu Bajie and said: "You shameless, the old lady can see through you, you have no backbone at all, what kind of man is it?"
I don't want this old lady in the cave, give it to you, old lady go! ”
After saying that, he was about to leave.
"Daughter-in-law, don't go ......"
Zhu Bajie hurriedly chased after him, with a look of remorse: "Daughter-in-law, the old pig is wrong, isn't it okay to be wrong?"
In fact, the old pig just cares about you and is afraid of you and this little white ...... This guy is leaving, so he doesn't admit defeat.
I'm afraid that if you lose, you won't want me......"
"Willing to gamble and lose, since you promised, you must keep your promise."
"Yes, yes, the old pig knows how to do it."
After speaking, Zhu Bajie glanced at Gu Ming and said: "This brother, it was the old pig who was wrong before, the old pig admits defeat, what do you want the old pig to do, please draw a line......
Let's talk about it first, the idea of beating the old pig's daughter-in-law is not good, even if the old pig can't beat you, he has to fight with you. ”
"Hahaha, who are you down here? I just met your daughter-in-law by chance, and then asked for directions, but I didn't expect that she happened to be the mistress of the cave house, so we came over together. ”
"So, you're here to find the old pig? But...... We don't seem to know each other? ”
"Yes, I don't know, but I know some of your experiences, so I made a special trip to visit."
Zhu Bajie couldn't help blinking: "Who are you?" ”
Gu Ming didn't answer directly, but said, "If it's convenient, take a step to speak." ”
"Okay...... Daughter-in-law, you go back first, and the old pig and this brother will have a few words alone. ”
Second Sister Mao nodded: "Okay, but you are not allowed to mess around anymore, otherwise the old lady will really ignore you." ”
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, the old pig won't make trouble, don't make trouble."
It can be seen that Zhu Bajie still loves Second Sister Mao very much.
Gu Ming took Zhu Bajie to a secluded place, and raised his hand to place a ban to prevent anyone from eavesdropping on their conversation.
"Old pig, has Master Guanyin looked for you?"
"Huh? How do you know? Are you...... The people of the Heavenly Palace? ”
Zhu Bajie asked suspiciously.
"Don't care who I am, listen to your tone, the Bodhisattva should have found you, asked you to worship the scriptures as a teacher, and escorted the scriptures to the west to learn the scriptures, so that you can atone for your sins and achieve the right result."
"Yes, the Bodhisattva said that the person who took the scriptures will pass by Gao Laozhuang at that time, so that I can always pay attention to the whereabouts of the people who take the scriptures.
But what is your point in telling the pig about this?
Could it be that you want the old pig not to worship the monk as a teacher and go to the west to learn scriptures? ”
"Hahaha, of course it's not ......" Gu Ming smiled and waved his hand: "On the contrary, going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures can be regarded as an opportunity for you."
If you don't go, you are destined to be a pig demon for the rest of your life.
In any case, you are also a former marshal of the canopy, you can't just give up on yourself and guard this small Fuling Mountain to be a mountain king, right?
And thou king of the mountain...... Hehe, with all due respect, isn't it shabby to be a little demon as his subordinate? ”
"Uh......"
These words poked at Zhu Bajie's pain point, and the muscles on his face twitched for a while, and he didn't know how to answer.
"Old pig, cheer up, don't give up on yourself anymore."
Gu Ming raised his hand and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder.
"But...... If the old pig worships the Tang Dynasty monk as a teacher and goes to the west to learn scriptures, what will my daughter-in-law do? You can't let her remarry or be a widow, right? ”
This is also what makes Zhu Bajie in a dilemma.
It's not to go, it's not to go......