I spat out the toothpick in my mouth: "Wild seed, right?" ”

"yes, you don't know where you came from." Her voice was still so high-pitched.

All of a sudden, I was laughing, and I was laughing wildly.

Tang Huanmei looked at me like a fool, frowned and asked me, "What are you laughing at?" ”

I also responded with a foolish look: "I'm laughing at your mother." ”

In turn, the words of greeting her family like this made Tang Huanmei unbearable, and her face turned blue for a while.

But a shrew is a shrew, and one of the skills that a shrew is best at is the double standard: "Look at it, it's a wild seed in the countryside, and it doesn't respect its elders at all." ”

I quickly got up, pressed it with my hand, and explained indifferently: "No, no, no, I didn't scold you, I was really laughing at your mother, like you, do you know what it means?" ”

Of course, I won't give him a chance to continue answering, and continue to argue: "It doesn't matter if I'm a wild seed or not, but you're definitely a mongrel, that's why I'm laughing at your mother." ”

Tang Huanmei's face turned the color of pork liver in an instant, and she pointed at my nose and trembled: "You.... Nonsense. ”

But I still underestimated the shrew, and he immediately calmed down and began to refute me: "Oh, it's still impossible to verify whether we are mongrels or wild or something, but you are always clear about the money cheating thing from the countryside, right?" ”

I didn't think it was anything when I heard this mouthful of people from the countryside, but I was also bored by hearing too much: "How do you know that I'm from the countryside?" ”

"This ....." Tang Huanmei's face instantly became embarrassed.

"We're a big family, it's not too much to say you're from the countryside, right?"

I tore off a piece of meat, squatted on a chair, and looked at her like the king of Huaguo Mountain: "It's not too much, you are a big family, it's not too much to raise a little white face?" ”

Tang Huanmei paused obviously: "What did you say?" ”

"It is said that thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and fifty can absorb soil when you sit on the ground, you are quite strong, find five?" I chewed on the meat and said these words lightly.

"Do you need me to say it? Every Wednesday and Saturday night...", I stared closely at Sudeman's third uncle.

Sure enough, the third uncle thought about it for a while, and then his expression began to gradually become angry, seeing the third uncle's expression, I breathed a sigh of relief, just see it accurately, then the next thing will be easier to do.

I continued to fan the wind next to me and light the ghost fire: "Oh, you said that you are old, Lao Su can't satisfy you, you are lonely, we can understand this, but you are with five at the same time, this is too much, right?" ”

I don't know what the third uncle is called, so I directly replaced it with "Lao Su", of course, if you continue to dig deeper, Lao Su has another meaning, pointing directly to the head of the family, Su Yetian.

"You... You are talking nonsense, I didn't have five at the same time, I..." Tang Huanmei was directly said by me, and subconsciously said that she leaked her mouth.

Of course, I also used a little trick to provoke her negative emotions.

As soon as she said this, I knew that there was a good show to watch, the more big the family, the more I cared about my face, to be honest, if these things were closed, they were really nothing in their eyes, but in front of so many people.... There are waiters waiting next to them or subordinates or the like, and the nature is completely different.

Su Yetian couldn't hold on anymore, his face was calm, and he said to the third uncle: "Third brother, your own family should be in charge of it yourself, but I really don't like this woman, let her go." ”

These bland words really made a decision directly for his third brother, and he was really a domineering family head.

Although the third uncle was displeased, he didn't dare to resist his intentions, he stood up suddenly, and slapped Tang Huanmei with a hula: "Shameless shrew, shameful thing, get out of here!" ”

Tang Huanmei covered her face, and pointed at the third uncle with a trembling hand: "You, you, you.... Okay, you Su Tiancheng, if I hadn't given you an idea, let you.."

Before he finished speaking, Su Tiancheng slapped him hard again, "Shut up!" You damn! ”

Don't look at Su Tiancheng's figure is not very burly, but this strength is really tight, and it directly made her ears and nose bleed and fainted.

"Lift it down, lift it down."

......

There is often no affection between big families, and everyone looks at this farce just after eating, no, the food is more crystalline.

Seeing that the matter had subsided, I sat up again and made an angry "OK" gesture to Sudemant.

"How's this going?" I asked Sudeman in a whisper.

"It's okay, but how do you tell?" Sudeman blinked at me with her big eyes.

Grip was a little speechless: "This is my housekeeping ability, can I tell you?" ”

"So what do you say?" She gave me a blank look.

I'm speechless, didn't she say it first? When you're older, you can be vexatious.

At this time, I don't know how to warm up, and it doesn't seem good to continue to make trouble.

"Uh-that, now that the matter has been resolved, and this meal is almost eaten, we can go and save it.... Forehead... Your lady, right? ”

Su Yetian looked at me at this time, but he just looked at me and didn't speak.

I was very aggrieved and panicked, and I wanted to leave, but looking at Sudaiman's expectant eyes, we are embarrassed to disappoint others, right?

"Don't look at me like that, anyway, you probably have no choice but to find a warlock like us, right?" I yawned, looked at him boredly, and gave a thumbs up to my own cleverness.

"In other words, you can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor? Anyway, you won't die if you look at it, and you can't cool your daughter's mind, right? ”

Then I looked at Sudeman: "Uh... It's a daughter, right? ”

Sudeman nodded.

What I'm saying makes sense at least, isn't it? Seeing that Su Yetian's expression had begun to hesitate a little, and he was about to nod, when a discordant voice suddenly came out.

"Wait, I have an opinion!"

It was a fat man who said this... Middle-aged fat man.

Su Yetian looked at the fat man and said with interest: "Boss, what's the matter with you." ”

The eldest is the fifth, Su Yetian's youngest brother, named Su Qishan, usually like a mountain, with few words, why do you have to come out this time?

Su Qishan held a pair of chopsticks and said unhurriedly: "I also found a master among the people, not to mention anything else, at least this age is much more reliable!" ”

Although this guy looks very honest, he opens his mouth to be a folk or something, making himself look like an official, which makes people feel very unhappy.

"Tell me, that fat man, who are you looking for? It can't be a cripple, right? "I'm joking casually, and I only know the lame king.

"You.... How do you know? The fat man's voice was full of suspicion.

I'm going, I won't really guess it, will I? Did you really look for the lame king?

"Is that man still.... Forehead.. Are you in your fifties? ”

"yes, how do you know that again?"

"Is that man's surname still Wang?" I pressed on.

"Hiss....." Su Qishan was really shocked, this.... Looking at his age, is he really a little fairy?

Su Qishan couldn't help it, and wanted to continue to ask: "I don't mean to look down on you, it's just that at your age... Got it? Did you figure it out? ”

"Uh... You'll know that then."

.........

The next thing is much simpler, there is no pretending to slap the face or anything like that, after a hasty meal, the main drama is about to begin.

Su Yetian dismissed other inconsequential people, taking me, Sudeman, and ..... The lame king, together, came to the outside of his wife's room.

When the lame king first saw me, he was still a little shocked, and pulled me aside and asked me, "Did a real person ask you to come?" ”

I pointed to Sudaiman, who was not far away: "Oh, I was seduced by that eldest lady." ”

"Then your master just let you come?"

Thinking of Master again, I was like a child who didn't grow up, and my expression began to be lonely: "No, Master, he.... Let's go. ”

This damn wordplay made Wang Lame misunderstand for a while, and his face was full of embarrassment: "Go... Let's go? Why did you leave all of a sudden? ”

"I don't know." I'm also full of sighs.

"Alas, child, mourn."

Only then did I realize that what I just said might bring some... Ambiguity? But I'm not going to explain, wouldn't it be fun if there was still a chance of meeting?

The lame man thought very far: "What about the Taoist temple?" Who's going to take care of it? Do you want to..."

"That...... Wang Banxian? Can we get started? Before he could finish speaking, his words were interrupted by Su Yetian.

I feel very unhappy in my heart, why, they haven't entered, but they are mixed with a half-immortal, but I have to suffer contempt here?

"Oh-oh - it's okay, it's okay." After saying that, he took me over.

Su Daiman also explained my identity to Su Yetian, it was the child of the immortal two years ago, and I had never had a chance to ask about what happened two years ago, but now is obviously not the time to ask.

"Then you're going in together... Or according to the rules of the industry? Su Yetian looked at me and asked.

The rules of the industry? Naturally, I didn't understand any rules, so I looked at Wang Banxian suspiciously.

"You have lived in the mountains for a long time with the old gods to practice, and the first time you take over the work may not be clear, according to the rules of the industry, it is generally first come and come first, and the predecessors can only deal with the descendants, of course, you can also reach a cooperative relationship." In the end, people are old and fine, and when the lame man Wang explained, he didn't want to raise my hand.

Thinking about what I saw in the bathroom, I looked at Wang Cripple with a malicious smile: "Or.... Do you rush by yourself first? ”