Chapter 799 was made by the scum and cried his nose
"Big Kar monkey, it's not a scum!"
This earth-shattering opening remarks of ghosts and gods immediately shocked the audience!
The people who eat melons are stunned.
Scum Hui, of course they know which star it is.
Where is the sacredness of the slag?
Just when everyone wanted to see the true face of Lushan, on the roof of the Yunxiao Building, a figure leaned out, holding a loudspeaker, in the wind, it was indescribably excellent!
Zhao Xiyue was stunned, staring at the man on the rooftop in disbelief!
That little white face, even if it turns to ashes, she won't forget it!
This is the man who has given her the greatest humiliation in her life!
Song Che Song pit goods!
Zhao Xiyue already knew that Song Che and others had come to Macao and Hong Kong, and also knew that they got together with Geng Weihua and participated in the investigation of Yunxiao Building.
But she didn't feel threatened.
No matter how strong Song Che's skills are, that is, a doctor who treats people, he can't still treat the building, right?
Besides, the building is also a "fraud disease", and there is no room for this pit doctor to play at all!
Originally, she felt that she had won today, and she could repay the previous humiliation with this victory.
But I never expected that when the blockbuster high/tide drama was about to be staged, this pit doctor would come out to steal the show again!
What kind of scum do you still boast of, come here to bring joy to the people of Macao and Hong Kong?!
"I'm sorry, my Australian and Hong Kong languages are not very good, so I can only use the only words to greet my friends in Macao and Hong Kong."
Song Che took the megaphone and said with a smile: "However, Zha Zha Che is not spoken in Australian and Hong Kong language, but my nickname, which is called Zha Zha Che." ”
"Shh!!h
The young people who had some good deeds at the bottom suddenly let out mocking boos, obviously disdainful of Song Che's sudden appearance to sensationalize.
Song Che was neither humble nor arrogant, and not shocked: "My name is Song Che, I am from the mainland, I am a professional clinician, and I know some traditional Chinese medicine skills, because I have broken through some earth-shattering deeds, so that many legends about me have been circulated on the Internet, and everyone has also given me a lot of nicknames, such as Song Dasheng, Song Dehua, Song Yanzu, Song Tianle, Song Tingfeng, Song Guanxi, ......"
"Shh!!!h
The mocking boos from below were louder.
If some of them have a better Chinese language, I am afraid they will have to reply directly, 'I have never seen such a brazen person'!
Mrs. is so stinky and shameless!
However, as soon as they heard Song Che's name, these people in Macao and Hong Kong who ate melons were a little more excited and excited.
Recently, due to the promotion of the media, Song Che has really captured a lot of popularity and reputation value in Macao and Hong Kong.
It seems that there is a trend of becoming the most decrepit boy on the streets of Macao and Hong Kong...... That's right, it's the most decrepit boy!
After all, almost all of Song Dasheng's deeds are accompanied by controversy.
Even if there is an outstanding feat, many people will selectively ignore it.
Most of the people here have doubts about the inland...... Or discrimination.
Just like the United States has always deliberately omitted Song Che's contribution in the cruise hijacking case.
Now, the reason why these melon-eating people are elated is that they just think that the appearance of Song Che will bring more delicious melons......
Song Che has the consciousness of a melon person, and every sentence contains a broad and profound meaning: "As for the nickname of Scum Zha Che, I have to clarify that it is not because I am too scumbag to be called Scum Zha Che, but that I have always loved to deal with scum." For example, if a person's body has slag that cannot be discharged, he will get sick, and I, as a doctor, have to dispose of the slag in the patient's body and make their body clear. ”
“……”
This time, the melon-eating crowd did not boo again.
It's not that I agree with this explanation, but I can't say it!
This guy can actually say this crooked reasoning so justifiably and seriously.
The scum dregs still stated without changing their faces: "People will get sick if they have scum in their bodies, and the cloud building under my feet will also suffer from strange diseases because of the scum, causing a series of supernatural phenomena." Now, I stand here to exercise my vocation as a doctor, to heal and remove the slag from this edifice! ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked, and then, the audience boiled!
Everyone began to talk and talk to each other.
They are generally receptive to new things,
But this fallacy of the scum is really unacceptable!
"You see, these things that climb up are the scum inside the building." Song Che pointed to the army of insects that climbed up, and said slowly: "Before, the reason why the building was crying and crying was because there was too much scum in the body. Who doesn't cry? ”
“……”
The melon-eating crowd was silent.
This time, it seems to make some sense, and it is impossible to refute it!
Before, it was rumored that the crying and tears of the Sky Building were demolished because they were unwilling.
In fact, this is just a false or even far-fetched explanation.
And now after Song Che's processing and fabrication, this far-fetched explanation is quite reasonable.
Zhao Xiyue almost couldn't help but want to be rude.
This scumbag is really capable of talking nonsense.
How did these bugs come out, doesn't he have a point in his own heart?!
Now he actually uses these bugs as the basis for his!
is still using this nonsense to fool everyone, is it looking down on the IQ of the people in Macao and Hong Kong!
However, seeing that the surrounding people were talking about it, Zhao Xiyue had a premonition.
If it goes on like this, the script that he and Long Yuanshan painstakingly set up will have to make a wedding dress for Song Che's scene-stealing (pretending) in the end!
This Longyuan Mountain, everyone is picking up ready-made cheap ones on the roof, and they are still hiding in the eighth floor of the building without even making a sound, whether it is top or not!
However, if Zhao Xiyue saw Long Yuanshan's tragic situation at the moment, he would not only understand Long Yuanshan tolerantly, but might also cry with anger from the scum.
In the room on the eighth floor of the building, Zhu Xie was still holding a water pipe, aiming at Longyuan Mountain.
Long Yuanshan tried to break out of the house several times, but was blocked by Zhu Xie.
"What are you stopping me from doing here?!" Longyuan Mountain was in a hurry.
Those bugs were attracted by him with a kind of Miaojiang Lich.
Now that the bugs have appeared, it's time for him to do his best to get rid of the pests.
It's just that Zhu Xie and those migrant workers have been sabotaging and obstructing on the side!
"Brother Long, I have received Mr. Geng Weihua's remuneration, and I have the responsibility to guard this mansion for him." Zhu Xie is also talking nonsense.
Long Yuanshan tilted his nose angrily, and said in a cruel voice: "If I stay here, can I still blow up this broken mansion?" ”
"That's not true, I'm going to do three things." Zhu Xie raised three fingers: "Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-reporter." ”
"Anti-theft and anti-journalists, I'm on guard." Zhu Xie glanced at the pit man cameraman and smiled playfully: "The rest is fire prevention." ”
"Doctor Song has explained, Brother Long, you should be very good at fire control, and when these insects climb up, I am afraid that you will be willful and set fire to the insects. It doesn't matter if you burn insects, but if it starts a fire, it's not good to burn the flowers and plants, so I have to keep up with you all the time and bring down the fire to you at the right time. ”
As he spoke, Zhu Xie raised the water pipe very weakly, and raised his eyebrows very cheaply.