Oh, my God!

Song was only the first two of the maid lady who was tortured by Shen Lang, and she forgot about her appointment with Gu Nanchen tonight.

It's all because of that damn pervert!

She quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot ......" She bit her lower lip tightly and didn't continue.

"It's okay." Gu Nanchen did not feel the slightest displeasure: "I also rarely have a moment to relax alone, speaking of which, I would like to thank you for giving me a holiday today." ”

When he said this, Song Zhi's face couldn't help but turn red: "That ......"

She glanced at Shen Lang, who was sitting on the sofa, staring at her with wide eyes, and said embarrassedly: "I can't go out today, can we make an appointment another day?" ”

"Absolutely." Gu Nanchen said: "If there is a need for me, please feel free to harass me." ”

He made a proper joke to ease the awkward atmosphere between the two.

Song only smiled: "Okay, you said so, I will often harass you." ”

Shen Lang sat on the sofa, staring at Song Zhizhi without blinking, he pricked up his ears to listen carefully to what they said, and when he heard the word "harassment", his face changed suddenly.

He raised his voice and shouted loudly: "Song only!" ”

Song was only startled by his sudden sound, and the phone fell to the ground with a "click", and she glared at Shen Lang angrily: "What the hell are you calling?!" ”

Successfully interrupting their call, Shen Lang smiled contentedly and said, "I'm thirsty, pour me a glass of water." ”

Song only gritted his teeth, hating to kick him in the face at 42 yards with her 37-yard foot, he was food poisoning and not a broken hand or foot, couldn't he pour a glass of water.

"Hurry up!" Shen Lang tapped his long fingers on the coffee table in front of him.

Song, whose little face was bulging like a small bun, only took a deep breath: "How beautiful this world is, how clear the air is, not angry...... I'm not angry......"

She picked up her phone: "Nanchen, you wait a minute." ”

Song only casually put his mobile phone on the bar, poured a glass of water and sent it to Shen Lang: "Huh! Drink slowly, beware of choking you. ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

As soon as Shen Lang took a sip of water, Song only made up for it, and he really choked him: "You ......"

Song only raised his chin unconvinced, and snorted lightly: "Hmph! Deserve! ”

After she finished speaking, she was about to get her mobile phone, how could Mr. Shen give her the opportunity to continue chatting with Gu Nanchen: "Song only, bring me the medicine." ”

"You can't ......"

Before she finished her words, she saw Shen Lang covering his stomach and making a weak appearance.

All right! She compromised, who let herself make mistakes first.

Shen Lang glanced towards the master bedroom: "The medicine is on the bedside table in my room." ”

Song only gave him a blank look, turned around and walked into the master bedroom.

Shen Lang took advantage of this opportunity and rushed to the bar in an arrow step, glanced at Song Zhi's mobile phone screen, and showed that he was still on the phone.

He glared at the word "Nanchen", snorted lightly, and murmured: "Nanchen, Nanchen, the title is so affectionate." ”

In the next second, Shen Lang stretched out his hand and tapped vigorously on "hang up".

Then he raised his head, brushed his hair casually, and returned to the sofa to wait for Song to come out with the medicine.

"Your medicine."

Song only put the medicine in front of Shen Lang, paced to the bar, and saw that the call had been hung up, she just thought that Gu Nanchen had hung up the phone.

After brushing the dishes and chopsticks and cleaning up, Song only felt that he had lost half his life.

And the dead pervert who she hated and hated was watching the financial news on TV at this moment.

Song was completely clueless about business, and she only felt that the bald host on TV was talking about heavenly books, and she didn't understand a word.

"What's there to see here?" She took the remote control on the coffee table and replaced it with the variety show "Run, Big Brother".

"Huh...... Hehehe......" Song only took an apple in his hand, "clicked" and took a bite of it, smiling like a fool.

Shen Lang frowned slightly and glanced at her, he didn't know what was so interesting about this kind of unnutritious variety show, and it could make her laugh like this.

He took away the remote control in Song's hand and changed it back to the financial channel.

"What are you doing?!" Song only opened her eyes angrily, snatched back the remote control angrily, and continued to watch her "Run, Big Brother".

Shen Lang grabbed the remote control again: "What's there to watch this kind of show?" ”

Song only snatched back the remote control: "I just like to watch it, I want you to take care of it." ”

"I don't watch!"

"I want to see it!"

One of them grabbed the remote control, you came and I snatched, you fought for me to fight, looking like a needle to Maimang, no one refused to let go first.

"You let go!"

"You put it first!"

"You put ......"

"You put ......"

Song only looks like an old hen guarding her calves, and Shen Lang looks like a fierce robber.

"Okay!"

Or Song only finally compromised: "I'll count 123, let's let it go together." ”

Shen Lang bowed his head in agreement.

“1…… 2……”

Just when Shen Lang was about to let go of his hand, Song only suddenly exerted his strength, snatched the remote control, and hurriedly ran out of the battle circle, smiling brightly, raising his eyebrows and saying, "Hehe, you have been fooled." ”

He fell for it hook line and sinker!?

Shen Lang squinted vigorously, and glared at Song only angrily: "You dare to cheat!" ”

After he finished speaking, he got up and chased after Song Zhi.

Song only saw Shen Lang's posture, it was like she was going to grab the remote control, it was clear that she wanted her life, she quickly ran away, for fear that her life would be explained in Shen Lang's hands if she was one step slower.

It's just that she underestimated Shen Lang's speed a little, so Song was defeated in just one round.

Shen Lang's net height was 185, but Song was only 163, he held the remote control high above his head, and Song had to jump up to grab it.

But she couldn't reach it, her round eyes widened, and she looked like an angry fat rabbit.

Shen Lang's face was smiling, and from time to time he only raised his eyebrows at Song Zhi, making a provocative look.

"You ......"

Song was only tired, and gasped for breath: "You bully people!" ”

Shen Lang smiled evilly and asked rhetorically, "Why am I bullying people?" ”

"You took advantage of your height to steal my remote control."

Song only pinched his waist with both hands, and pouted and complained.

Shen Lang shook the remote control in his hand, and looked very unruly: "I can't rely on me, who made you so short." ”

Song has always been a leader in height only in elementary school, but this situation took a sharp turn for the worse in junior high school, watching her classmates scurry up as if they had eaten fertilizer, and her height became a pain in her life.

Shen Lang's sentence "Who made you short" deeply hurt Song Zhi's heart.

Her face sank, her heart was ruthless, and she slammed on Shen Lang's instep.

"Shhh

Shen Lang was in pain, gasped, and his body bent down suddenly, Song was quick with his eyes, snatched the remote control in his hand, and raised his eyebrows at him, arrogant, arrogant, and unexpected.

Mr. Shen covered his feet, and jumped for a long time before he eased up a little: "You, you, you, you ......"

He "you" for a long time, but he didn't finish a sentence.

"What are you?! If you have the ability, come and grab it! Song only held the remote control and arrogantly changed the TV channel.

"Song only, you must pay the price for your actions today!"

Shen Lang said, ignoring the pain in his feet, and rushed straight to Song Zhi.

"Ahh

Song only exclaimed, turned around and fled, but suddenly, her wrist was held by Shen Lang, and she struggled hard, but she was unable to match Mr. Shen's strength.

In a panic, her feet slipped, and she pulled Shen Lang backwards in an upside-down golden hook posture.

Shen Lang's skills are excellent, he protected the back of Song Zhi's head, his body turned hard, and the two of them switched positions in a second before falling to the ground, showing a posture of a woman on top of a man.

At the same time, the remote control in Song's hand also fell to the ground at this moment and bounced out.

Anyway, there are human cushions, Song just didn't feel any pain at all, she tied all her thoughts to the remote control, and her heart was full of three words - can't lose!

As a professional independent woman in the new era......

Forehead! Although her position is not very high, and she is not independent, Song only thinks that she must not lose to a stinky man, especially that this stinky man just said that she is short!

She slid up trying to reach the remote.

Song only didn't move, but with such a move, her small breasts, which were not plump but very soft, rubbed back and forth against Shen Lang's chest twice.

Bumper ...... Bumper ......

Shen Lang suddenly felt his heartbeat speed again, as if he was about to jump out of his chest uncontrollably.

This feeling......

Before he could calm himself down, Song Zhi, who was pressing on him, suddenly moved upwards twice.

Shen Lang lowered his eyes slightly, and his gaze was due to her snow-white long neck, her well-defined collarbone, and the looming ...... at her neckline

Mr. Shen suddenly felt the blood surging all over his body, and waves of heat spread along his chest to his whole body.

This kind of blood boiling and restlessness is like the feeling that he wants to transform into a cat.

Worst!

Could it be that he is going to transform in front of Song Zhizhi?!

But......

Shen Lang suddenly felt the heat rush to his head, and in the next moment, a stream of warmth and humidity flowed out of his nose.

He touched it with his hand......

Depend on! He had another nosebleed!

Damn it! It must be because Song only added too many supplements to the porridge he boiled today.

Right! It must be that!

Song Zhi, who didn't know that Shen Lang's heart had turned a thousand times, finally reached the remote control after struggling hard.

She sat up suddenly, looking smug like a child who had received her beloved Barbie doll: "Hahaha...... You've lost! Victory is ultimately righteous! ”