Chapter 122: The Eagle Thinks High and Breaks His Bowels
Isn't it? It's all hypocritical to say that there is no distinction between high and low occupations, but what do cleaners and migrant workers look like in your eyes? And who really treats them as normal workers? They do dirty, tiring, low-paying jobs, but who really wants to do those unseemly jobs?
Aren't they all forced by the bitch of life? Don't you see? is to recruit a cooking aunt in a private company, which must also have a high school or technical secondary school degree or above, not to mention those so-called face-loving bosses and entrepreneurs, recruiting a security guard, driver, and porter must also have a college degree or above. Hey, it's all face-saving projects, what's the point? Isn't this a waste of the country's resources? It also made some poor friends who really need employment lose a precious opportunity in vain. Persuade people not to love the gold in their palms, and persuade people not to be greedy for the blessings of the world. Profit is like floating clouds, and prosperity is dust.
You don't see, when I returned to China with a million tuition fees, I just worked as a company accountant with a monthly salary of three or four thousand yuan. Why am I getting more confused about this account?
I thought that Zhao Yan would get some severe punishment for beating the instructor Lei Leopard, but I didn't expect that it was just a report of the whole body, and then a big demerit was recorded, that's all. Ye Feng's heart pulled out the cold, what about the penalty for running twenty laps? Shall we expel her from the barracks? Could it be that he just let Instructor Lei Leopard Lei fart and just passed?
It seems that the 'black and white double evil' really has some background, so I am afraid that they will not stop there, and they will entangle Zhang Lingling for a while, and maybe they will wait for an opportunity to retaliate, so as to regain their so-called lost face. These bastards are really bullshit!
In view of Ye Feng's meritorious service in rescuing the kidnapped hostages, and his witty assistance to Su Xingchen in capturing the aggressors animal tamers and magicians, the military department issued a special notice and officially approved Ye Feng to join the saber special operations group and become one of the glorious special forces fighters of the republic, Su Xingchen's subordinates. Taking advantage of the free time after lunch, Su Jianjun called Ye Feng to his office, officially awarded the medal, and issued a special certificate of the saber special operations group.
**In just two or three seconds, Ye Feng held the certificate inlaid with the golden national emblem, looked at his photo and name, his mouth just opened and he didn't laugh out loud, but he was sad to find that he had become another woman's subordinate. Hey, this fate is really bad, why are you always entangled in these women's piles and can't get out!
During the afternoon military training, Ye Feng suddenly found that their Chinese medicine department had changed instructors for the first time. In the morning, the thunder leopard with white tape on the bridge of his nose was gone, and the instructor who came this time was white-faced, handsome, and a tall man of 1.82 meters made the girls in the department scream again and again. Cut, right? Ye Feng thought, it's just an instructor, and it's not a blind date, can you be so excited? He glanced at Mo Li next to him, and when he saw her smiling slightly at him, he was extremely proud in his heart. See? Did you see that? Even the big beauty Mo Li thinks that he is more handsome than this new instructor, are you embarrassed to watch him become a nymphomaniac again?
"Hello everyone, I'm Tian Junhao, you can call me Instructor Tian. Because Instructor Lei Leopard had some other tasks on his side, he had to temporarily take off this heavy responsibility. In the next few days, I will accompany you to train, and I hope you can follow the command and cooperate more. Now, all of them have: stand upright, take a break. Attention. Let me check your posture and see how you're practicing. If the student does not move in the same way, I will let him out of the queue and stand at the front of the square team, set an example for everyone, and hope that everyone can correct their posture. Don't laugh, we are a team, a whole, so the worst talent is the weakest link in our team, and it is the biggest weakness of our whole team. Only by correcting these shortcomings will we have a chance to become the best legion! Don't forget, at the end of the military training, each department will have a competition, and every student in the top three departments will get extra points. Such a good opportunity, you won't just miss it in vain, right? Tian Junhao's words are sharp, but there is a feeling of coercion and temptation everywhere.
But that's what most people still eat, and carrots and sticks are what keep them going. Look at the team of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, after Instructor Tian's painstaking persuasion, they all raised their heads and stood straight, like green pines and cypresses standing proudly in the cold wind.
"Who's that? Don't dig your nose when you stand in a military position, if you like to dig, tomorrow I will let you stand in front and dig for a day. Tian Junhao yelled and pointed at Ye Feng, which was a first offense,
He was given a warning.
Ye Feng is a bad cold, I damn it, dig for a day? Whose boogers are enough to dig for a day? He is not a living Buddha of Jigong, he doesn't take a bath all day, where will there be so much dirt and dirt. Speaking of bathing, he suddenly remembered that he had been in the barracks for a few days, and it seemed that he had washed it the day after he first came. Oops, I really feel like it's time to take a shower, why do I have an inexplicable itch on my back? He looked at Instructor Tian who was pacing and patrolling, and took advantage of his time to guide others, and hurriedly reached into his back clothes and scratched them for a while.
Refreshing! It's so cool! It's cool! He couldn't help but stretch and yawn, and suddenly became sleepy. As soon as I turned around, I was facing the frowning face of Instructor Ueda, what should I do? He tugged at the corners of his mouth and smiled nicely.
"Laugh, what's so funny? Love to scratch, right? Stand in front of me, I don't need you to stand in a military posture this afternoon, you stand here for me, it can be any posture, give me an afternoon!" Tian Junhao was obviously a little angry, this boy must have been deliberately naughty and mischievous, trying to attract the attention of the beautiful woman on the side. It's really annoying, he hates men who are more handsome than him in his life.
Ye Feng was dumbfounded, looked east and west, and saw that there was no help for help, so he had to walk to the front of the team stupidly. Facing everyone, he reached into his arms, and he was scratching the itch. The little thumb of her left hand was quietly hooked, and Wang Li came as promised, clinging to Ye Feng with a bitter face. And Ye Feng's soul wandered out and drifted towards the gate of the barracks. He was going to Qingqiupu to find Murong Xue and ask her for some Taoist spells and practice tips.
He had not gone far when a familiar face caught his eye. ---- Zhang Lingling, how can she stand at the front of the team, is she also punished for standing? Their team of Western medicine is really huge, there are three large teams, and the number of people is nearly 1,000. The black and strong Zhao Yan was also there, standing at the end of the front row, only more than two meters away from Zhang Lingling in front. She squinted her eyes and saw that the coach went to the back of the team, and she couldn't help but fly up and kick Zhang Lingling's ass. Pity her Zhang Lingling was standing in a military posture with all her attention, and she was kicked coldly, and she fell to the ground with a stumble, then clenched her silver teeth and looked at Zhao Yan behind her angrily.
Seeing this scene, Ye Feng was really angry. This black woman is really kicking her nose in the face. There is a saying in their rural areas that is particularly good, which is called not beating for three days, and going to the house to uncover the tiles. I thought it would be like this, but I didn't expect it to be a scoundrel who bullied people and didn't let it go. What else is there to say about this? Dare to bully your own friends who cook green plums and ride bamboo horses? Pan her!
Ye Feng came behind Zhao Yan, and then looked at the pimpled guy directly behind her, and thought, brother, I'm sorry. Then with all his strength, he slapped Zhao Yan's fat buttocks, don't you say, this fat man's ass is really very tactile, soft, and not awkward at all.
Zhao Yanzheng looked at Zhang Lingling, who was getting up in a hurry, and sneered proudly, and was slapped on the buttocks. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. But why is there such a hint of pleasure? But no matter what, you can't just slap your ass like this in broad daylight, right? It's very faceless, right? If it's a handsome guy, she thought, forget it. When I looked back, I saw a smiling face full of pimples.
In fact, the acne face of the other people didn't do anything well, but just politely smiled back when Zhao Yan turned his face to look at him. But in Zhao Yan's eyes, that's another feeling, teasing? Flirtatious? It's not a fucking thing, it's a naked hooligan. That's right, it's a hooligan, who made him look so ugly, it's not his favorite type at all.
"Smack!" Zhao Yan slapped it, and hit him firmly on his smiling face full of pimples, because the force was too strong, and even the huge white pimple was burst, and the juice flowed out and stained her palm, which made her feel very disgusting, and quickly reached out to wipe the clothes on the acne face, and then turned around and stood up again. The instructor had already seen her actions, so what, cousin Zhao Ying's chief uncle had already greeted the leaders of these instructors at noon and asked them to take care of their sisters. These little things, I'm afraid they will pretend not to see it.
Sure enough, when the instructor saw her behavior, he only frowned slightly, and did not say anything to stop it, which made her feel a sense of vanity inexplicably. In life, as long as you have a strong background and relationships, you can do whatever you want, and you can go sideways.
Damn, this acne face is really a coward, and he didn't even dare to fight back. How does this work? There is no result of retaliation against Zhao Yan at all! Ye Feng thought for a while, and then slapped Zhao Yan on the head, taking advantage of Zhao Yan's angry glare, when he turned around, he grabbed the two hands of the acne face and pressed them directly on the pair of plump breasts of this black woman.
Zhao Yan was dumbfounded! Her body trembled slightly, as if a trace of electricity hit her body, and there was an unprecedented feeling.
The acne face was also dumbfounded, and he inhaled suddenly, he was in a trance. What did you just do? It seems that his hands have touched something that should not be touched? Soft, really soft, he dared to swear that the black woman in front of him definitely didn't put a sponge in her underwear.
To Ye Feng's surprise, this time, Zhao Yan's eyebrows were just raised, and he turned his head with a red face, and he didn't go crazy for the first time!
What's the situation? Ye Feng was also dumbfounded, the human-bear battle he was looking forward to had not opened, and the ugly girl he longed for had not been staged. Could it be that these two people looked at mung beans and looked at each other? Can't you? One is like a black bear reincarnated fat and round, and the other is like a toad with a fine face, how can they fall in love with each other at first sight under their own tricks?
Grandma's, your acne face is really useless, it seems that he Ye Feng has to do it himself. He walked around to Zhao Yan's side, then stretched out two fingers to move a little bit on her Qi Sea Acupoint, and then quickly dodged to the side. I only heard a loud sound of "poof~", and a stench made the people behind her all hold their breath and dare not breathe any more air.
After a while, when those classmates felt that this Zhao Yan's fart had been dispersed, they couldn't prevent Ye Feng from repeating his old tricks. "Poof~" Another loud voice came, and the black woman let out a long and long-wanted stinky fart.
Let me die! This was the unanimous idea of the classmates behind Zhao Yan. Hold your breath, be sure to hold your breath. Hold back your breath and count silently in your heart for a minute, then you take a deep breath. Grandma's, if it goes on like this, it will definitely be suffocated from internal injuries.
"Poof~" is another loud bang! Even Zhao Yan herself wanted to die, her stomach has always been very good, how could this happen? Could it be that there is something wrong with that cup of soy milk in the morning?
"Poof!" The acne behind Zhao Yan foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground. He couldn't hold it back, just took a breath, and was vomited out of the smell, and then he only felt that the world was spinning, and he fell headlong on the grass under his feet.
This is not the end, take advantage of her illness and kill her. All sentient beings are Bodhi fruits, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, killing thousands of wicked people, and the devil of the world is the Buddha of compassion. Ye Feng didn't stop doing anything, and there was a mess in Zhao Yan's waist and abdomen, and then, and then Zhao Yan was incontinent in public. Crackling, sloppy, pulling a crotch and peeing on two trouser legs.
Oops, oops! Immediately, the classmates around her immediately covered their mouths and noses and stood on both sides. Some of them were bold, and they had already taken out their mobile phones in their pockets and took pictures at Zhao Yanyi, and some students recorded small videos and sent them to the circle of friends, the campus online. Zhao Yan, the black star of NTU, has refreshed the campus headlines from today onwards and once became the annual newcomer Internet celebrity of the campus network.
In this way, you still have the face to stay and participate in military training, I'm afraid she will have to apply for withdrawal herself! Ye Feng looked at Zhang Lingling, who was watching coldly, and then walked out of the gate of the barracks with light steps and headed towards the back mountain.
"Taoism pays attention to the rise of Xiaju, but the mortal fetus is heavy, and it is impossible to do it without the support of strong divine power." Murong Xue said, the two fingers of her right hand were twisted together, and then she pointed at the long sword in the palm of her left hand and said, "The sword is coming, unsheathed!" I could only hear a dragon roar, and the long sword in her hand flew out of the air, spun in a circle in the air, and hung firmly in front of her. But seeing her stepping lightly, she fell to her feet, stood on the sword, leaned forward, and the sword was one, and flew forward leisurely. Maybe her divine power is not strong, she only flew ten meters away, and even a person with a sword fell.
It's a pity that even if it was such a ten-meter flying sword, Ye Feng couldn't do it. The sea of learning is endless, and the young eagle is sad and broken! He looked pitifully at Murong Xue, who had a delicate face and a graceful figure, and thought to himself, he didn't have the luxury of flying the clouds and fog, as long as she could teach herself the skills of flying with the wind and the wind, even if she was unspoken by her once? It's a big deal, and I don't want to use the vajra prajna demon pestle. 2k reading web